Single Thread RP Generic Adventures of the Main Protagonists

Roxas might glimpse a brief flash of yellow in the corner of his vision, and if he listens closely, he might hear a very quiet sound that resembles the sound of a helicopter.

Sonic looks around. "...Wait a minute. Wasn't there more people here earlier?"
"...Where's Reverse-Flash and Roxas?"
"I'm right here."
Sonic turns around and sees Reverse-Flash.
"...Huh. I could've sworn you weren't there a second ago."
 
Roxas glances in the direction of the flash, and simply ignores the sound.
<I'm not dealing with this right now.>
 
Green_Omegaknight said:
(I'm not the Flash. Some would say... I'm the reverse.)
Reverse-Flash dashes towards Roxas and tries to punch him in the back of his head.
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(D10: 1)
(Esther I think this is your cue to start that RNG applet project tomorrow)
(...with what, google docs at 9AM?)
(Yes.)
That works, but after Roxas recovers he turns around, jumps back, and gives Reverse-Flash a glare that would almost reach Silvey's level of "I'm going to kill you" glaring.
"Do that again and you won't survive much longer."
...He sounds really angry.
 
Radi.33 begins to talk to themself, treating it like a conversation.
hELlo!
hi thERE!
dID yoU knOW-
I know everything, I was programmed as sUCH!
oH! me tOO.
Radi.33 starts laughing... with themselves, before giving themself a handshake.
iT was niCE meeTING yOU!
It WAS nice meetiNG YoU tOO!
haVE a great day!
you toO!
Radi... walks away from the... conversation? before they suddenly... stops in their tracks. Their eyes glow.
MAJOR THREAT DETECTED. ENTERING OVERDRIVE.
Radi grabs a chunk of uranium, absorbs all the radiation, before suddenly having tubes pop out of their back, before connecting to the back of his head, his legs, his hips, and his shoulders. They flow all of the pure radiation throughout him.
Radi's arm turns into a blaster, before unloading EVERY LAST BIT of radiation onto a tarantula. There's now a 45 meter deep hole in the ground and no proof that a tarantula was present.
THREAT NEUTRALIZED. NOW EXITING OVERDRIVE.
...IT'S JAMMED.
I'm stuck like this, forever, aren't I? No more intellix to help me, no more lab to research in. And that's okay.
...oh wait it unjammed nevermind
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY EXITED OVERDRIVE.
 
ethan2🥐🌳🐿 said:
Radi.33 begins to talk to themself, treating it like a conversation.
hELlo!
hi thERE!
dID yoU knOW-
I know everything, I was programmed as sUCH!
oH! me tOO.
Radi.33 starts laughing... with themselves, before giving themself a handshake.
iT was niCE meeTING yOU!
It WAS nice meetiNG YoU tOO!
haVE a great day!
you toO!
Radi... walks away from the... conversation? before they suddenly... stops in their tracks. Their eyes glow.
MAJOR THREAT DETECTED. ENTERING OVERDRIVE.
Radi grabs a chunk of uranium, absorbs all the radiation, before suddenly having tubes pop out of their back, before connecting to the back of his head, his legs, his hips, and his shoulders. They flow all of the pure radiation throughout him.
Radi's arm turns into a blaster, before unloading EVERY LAST BIT of radiation onto a tarantula. There's now a 45 meter deep hole in the ground and no proof that a tarantula was present.
THREAT NEUTRALIZED. NOW EXITING OVERDRIVE.
...IT'S JAMMED.
I'm stuck like this, forever, aren't I? No more intellix to help me, no more lab to research in. And that's okay.
...oh wait it unjammed nevermind
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY EXITED OVERDRIVE.
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(Honestly, I'd probably do the same to any spider that isn't politely living in a corner away from my bed)
 
ethan2🥐🌳🐿 said:
I'll ask you both. Don't lie and don't try to get out of trouble. I want the truth, and nothing but the truth. Leave no holes.
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Varian sighs. "Oh, this is gonna sound weird as s :boulder: t. Where do I even start... Okay, so you know how there's different religions and different gods and whatsoever?" He didn't sit for a response. "Basically, I'm the vessel of the Blood God, and I guess I didn't spill quite enough blood recently, cause, uh..." He gestured to the area around himself, blood still visible on his body. "Look, you can go ahead and kill me or torture me or whatever you're gonna do. It doesn't matter, it ends up the same way every time."
 
King Jameth III🌳 said:
Varian sighs. "Oh, this is gonna sound weird as s :boulder: t. Where do I even start... Okay, so you know how there's different religions and different gods and whatsoever?" He didn't sit for a response. "Basically, I'm the vessel of the Blood God, and I guess I didn't spill quite enough blood recently, cause, uh..." He gestured to the area around himself, blood still visible on his body. "Look, you can go ahead and kill me or torture me or whatever you're gonna do. It doesn't matter, it ends up the same way every time."
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...So you are essentially... a weird type of vampire? Who needs to spill blood to live?
...And you HAD to attack Kreleef? You lost your mind & reality at that moment?
 
ethan2🥐🌳🐿 said:
...So you are essentially... a weird type of vampire? Who needs to spill blood to live?
...And you HAD to attack Kreleef? You lost your mind & reality at that moment?
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"More of a 'hey by the way you get eternal life in exchange for spilling blood except if you don't reach this quota that isn't actually a specific number then I take over your body until that quota is reached'. And yes, I literally had no control over anything."
 
King Jameth III🌳 said:
"More of a 'hey by the way you get eternal life in exchange for spilling blood except if you don't reach this quota that isn't actually a specific number then I take over your body until that quota is reached'. And yes, I literally had no control over anything."
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Hmph.
...So you attacked suddenly, unknowingly, and without warning?
Kreleef did nothing to deserve to be attacked, and you wouldn't have harmed him had this... weird blood lord not taken over?
Don't worry, I believe you. I have to save the universe by making a beautiful perfection god and a hideous flawed god kiss. If anything, I'm lying.
 
ethan2🥐🌳🐿 said:
Hmph.
...So you attacked suddenly, unknowingly, and without warning?
Kreleef did nothing to deserve to be attacked, and you wouldn't have harmed him had this... weird blood lord not taken over?
Don't worry, I believe you. I have to save the universe by making a beautiful perfection god and a hideous flawed god kiss. If anything, I'm lying.
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"...Right."
 
Esther said:
(Honestly, I'd probably do the same to any spider that isn't politely living in a corner away from my bed)
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(Yesterday I saw a giant roach in my grandma's house and I killed it with a wooden sword)
Esther said:
(D10: 1)
(Esther I think this is your cue to start that RNG applet project tomorrow)
(...with what, google docs at 9AM?)
(Yes.)
That works, but after Roxas recovers he turns around, jumps back, and gives Reverse-Flash a glare that would almost reach Silvey's level of "I'm going to kill you" glaring.
"Do that again and you won't survive much longer."
...He sounds really angry.
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When Roxas turns around, he sees Reverse-Flash. He's just standing there. Suddenly, Reverse-Flash runs towards Roxas from another angle and tries to punch his left shoulder. But while Reverse-Flash does this, Reverse-Flash is still standing there, not moving.
"You're not in a position to threaten anyone, kid."
 
Green_Omegaknight said:
(Yesterday I saw a giant roach in my grandma's house and I killed it with a wooden sword)

When Roxas turns around, he sees Reverse-Flash. He's just standing there. Suddenly, Reverse-Flash runs towards Roxas from another angle and tries to punch his left shoulder. But while Reverse-Flash does this, Reverse-Flash is still standing there, not moving.
"You're not in a position to threaten anyone, kid."
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(D10: 10)
Roxas barely even moves to dodge the punch as his eyes turn silver, and he summons a greatsword, resting it on his shoulder.
He says nothing, but has a look of pure fury in his eyes. Something isn't right.
<...>
 
Esther said:
(D10: 10)
Roxas barely even moves to dodge the punch as his eyes turn silver, and he summons a greatsword, resting it on his shoulder.
He says nothing, but has a look of pure fury in his eyes. Something isn't right.
<...>
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Reverse-Flash moves towards Roxas from two directions now, aiming to punch both the side and back of Roxas' head, but both of those Reverse-Flash abruptly disappear as he thrusts his fist at Roxas' gut.

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ethan2🥐🌳🐿 said:
Radi... walks away from the... conversation? before they suddenly... stops in their tracks. Their eyes glow.
MAJOR THREAT DETECTED. ENTERING OVERDRIVE.
Radi grabs a chunk of uranium, absorbs all the radiation, before suddenly having tubes pop out of their back, before connecting to the back of his head, his legs, his hips, and his shoulders. They flow all of the pure radiation throughout him.
Radi's arm turns into a blaster, before unloading EVERY LAST BIT of radiation onto a tarantula. There's now a 45 meter deep hole in the ground and no proof that a tarantula was present.
THREAT NEUTRALIZED. NOW EXITING OVERDRIVE.
...IT'S JAMMED.
I'm stuck like this, forever, aren't I? No more intellix to help me, no more lab to research in. And that's okay.
...oh wait it unjammed nevermind
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY EXITED OVERDRIVE.
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The spiders will have their revenge)
 
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(D10: 6, 5, 8)
Roxas dashes out of the way of all three attacks in time, then creates a bunch of sharp-looking shards of light around himself, all circling him at a speed where getting hit by them would be quite painful.
 
Esther said:
(D10: 6, 5, 8)
Roxas dashes out of the way of all three attacks in time, then creates a bunch of sharp-looking shards of light around himself, all circling him at a speed where getting hit by them would be quite painful.
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A Reverse-Flash scoops up a handful of dirt and throws it at Roxas' eyes.
Then he checks his watch.
"Uh oh, looks like the bachelor party's almost over. I need to go grab some cake."
A Reverse-Flash runs away, going through a Reverse Speed Force Portal that appears about a quarter mile east of the fight.


Meanwhile, at Iceberg's bachelor party...
Reverse-Flash walks into the room.
"You're faster than usual. Where else are you?" (note to self: 8e268f)
"Fighting Roxas, and talking to Sonic."
Reverse-Flash grabs a slice of cake, walks over to a table, and starts eating the cake.
"Should I help out with the fight? I can't eat this cake; it has chocolate in it."
"Yeah, I probably need help, especially considering I'm in 3 places at once right now."
"Don't take too long; we're fighting Unique Side Good Guy in a few hours."
 
(D10: 3)
Roxas launches most of the dirt away with his wind magic, and just closes his eyes.
<*sigh* I'll just have to rely on my danger-sensing for a little while, together with area-of-effect attacks.>
<Not a big problem when I can think of several from just the Pokémon I've met in my life.>
 
Esther said:
(D10: 3)
Roxas launches most of the dirt away with his wind magic, and just closes his eyes.
<*sigh* I'll just have to rely on my danger-sensing for a little while, together with area-of-effect attacks.>
<Not a big problem when I can think of several from just the Pokémon I've met in my life.>
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Reverse-Flash runs in a circle, and then throws a lightning bolt at Roxas.



Meanwhile, at Iceberg's bachelor party...
-10 starts walking towards the door.
"The portal's in the alleyway next to this building; turn right once you exit the door."
 
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