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[Glasia 森の魔王🌳]

August 4 2022 - Hero of the chat​

There was a chat in an online community. That chat had the casual chat rules: No spam, no caps, no racism, no profanity, no controversal topics, no NSFW speech, no impersonation, no inappropriate usernames, no advertising and no filter bypassing. The chat filter blocks messages containing over 70% caps, more than 4 same letters in a row and bans everyone entering an IP address or a blacklisted link.

Coming after a 60 kilometer bus drive from a heritage in Bottrop comes Glasia back to his computer. After learning for uni he opens the community chat. There is big action in the chat since it is in Germany 8:40 PM and in NYC 2:40 PM. Glasia is in the application process of becoming a chat moderator. The chat has a report function which Glasia uses 1 to 10 times a day.

20:40 <System> Glasia joined the chat
20:40 <Glasia> Hi
20:40 <Wonder Woman> Hi, Glasia, how are you?
20:41 <Glasia> I am bit tired. How bout you?
20:41 <BostonBoss> .
20:41 <ChicagoGirl> ..
20:42 <Wonder Woman> I am OK.
20:42 <BostonBoss> ...
20:42 <ChicagoGirl> .....
20:42 <Raven+> I have a bad feeling about my report card.
20:43 <BostonBoss> .......................................
20:43 <ChicagoGirl> .................................................................................................................................................
20:43<Wonder Woman> No spam
20:43<Super Man> Don't spam
/*Glasia is filing a report. The title is "Two people spamming dots in chat"*/
20:43 <BostonBoss> ...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................
20:44<Wonder Woman> Stop spamming dots in chat, or I will ban you
20:44 <System> Batman joined the chat
20:44 <Batman> I saw the report.
20:44 <System> Batman banned BostonBoss for: Spamming the chat
20:44 <System> Batman banned ChicagoGirl for: Spamming the chat
20:45 <Glasia> Have you ever been in a language class and what experiences did you have made?
20:45 <Dora> I learned Italian. It was super nice.
20:45 <Glasia> With my cousin I learned Dutch. He helped me learning Dutch. We even drove by bike in the Netherlands.
20:45 <Indianap0l1s> Glasia is a ni!
/*Glasia reporting again, this time for the N word but Wonder Woman was faster*/
20:46 <System>Wonder Woman banned Indianap0l1s for: Racism
20:46 <nyc000> I AM SUPER MARIO caps caps caps
20:47 <Mephisto> WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS WONDER WOMAN AND GLASIA!!! caps caps caps caps caps caps
/*Glasia reporting again.*/
20:47<Super Man> Don't bypass the caps filter
20:48 <nyc000> GOOD AFTERNOON, BI! asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd
20:48 <System>Super Man kicked nyc000 for: bypassing the caps filter
20:48 <System> Wonder Woman banned nyc000 for: filter bypass
20:48 <Raven> About languages my teacher hated me for wanting to know 3 languages. Did you ever karate.
20:48 <Glasia> I learn ninjutsu.
20:48 <Mephisto> (*talking controverse talk)
20:49 <Glasia> @Mephisto, could you please stop talking about that here?
20:49 <Mephisto> No u (*talking controverse talk)
/*Glasia reporting yet again*/
20:50 <System>The Flash joined the chat
20:50 <System> Pete1+ joined the chat
20:50 <System> Dora left the chat
20:51 <The Flash> @Mephisto, change the topic now!
20:52 <Mephisto> <Glasia> Wanna see my D?
20:52 <System>The Flash banned Mephisto for: Controverse and NSFW talk
20:52 <Glasia> TY
20:52 <System> Ninja II joined the chat
20:53 <Ninja II> (strange link ending with .wtf)
/*Glasia googling that link and seeing that that link has been reported 38,142 times as malicious and reporting the user*/
/*All admins discuss about that link and saying to Glasia*/
20:54 <The Flash> @Glasia We do not think that that link is a virus
20:55 <Glasia> I DM you rq the safety rating
/*Glasia dms the safety rating to the mods*/
20:55 <System>The Flash banned Ninja II for: scam link
20:56 <Glasia> Welp, it has been a busy day, so I gtg. Bye.
20:57 <The Flash> Bye
20:57 <Wonder Woman> Bye
20:57 <Gru8299> Goodbye
20:58 <System> Glasia left the chat
...
21:00 <Pete1+> I dont thnk Glasia is a good mod bc he did too much havoc
21:01 <Dora> I think, yes he is a good mod

Four weeks later Glasia gets promoted to mods rank. And this happens on his first day, a Sunday this happens:

09:33 <System> Glasia joined the chat
09:33 <asdf1111> Hi
09:33 <The Flash> Hi
09:34 <Zus> hebifoqehuioneonoipwjqpcoweopchoiwquiehciopwjeehochowehuoeoweuncowenpfn
09:34 <Zus> iuwhfiojwepjdiowejdjpweofjkpoewkfopjhuiwhwejnvoijeowioejroifjoeijrfoijeifkwk
09:34 <Glasia> @Zus No spam.
09:35 <Zus> wdopkwopdkpowkqpodkqwop
09:35 <Zus> q
09:35 <Zus> r
09:35 <Zus> ekd
09:35 <Zus> eowkdp
09:35 <Zus> iije
09:35 <Glasia> @Zus Stop spamming the chat. If you dont stop spamming I will ban you.
09:36 <Zus> erferrgfe
09:36 <Zus> erhufoiwndwdmuqpnsiz22krwjutnanqf4m715z9bti0cnd2soicdxzf5vv2gt58sxxfdomsfhu6e4ovcyadgzla24q5k9yage05rly9kruujp69asxoimz6zgfm4s87y0ysodd7cik0ypiibf9rtz6iguas94hzlpaii2w65t9qfv2feptucymeawdcctibbgaa3oo7ndnl92r70c
09:37 <System>Glasia banned Zus for: Spam in chat
...
10:40 <GinnyW1> Hello, any mod on? Can I DM you?
10:41 <Glasia> Sure, @GinnyW1
/*In DMs*/
10:41 <GinnyW1> Hi, I have a problem
10:41 <Glasia> Whats the matter?
10:42 <GinnyW1> So, in school I am getting harassed by 3 students. they laugh at me bc my father died, even the teacher.
10:43 <Glasia> First: I am dorry for your loss. Do they say bad words or did they ever threaten you
10:44 <GinnyW1> They say random bad words. It gets on my nerves.
10:44 <Glasia> How is it at home?
10:45 <GinnyW1> so, i get even bullied at home by the school bullies with the phone. they spam me and they provoke me. they even said kys. after googling it triggered me due to my father
10:45 <Glasia> On the phone I suggest you to block their numbers. (link on how to block phone numbers). Do you use Facebook etc?
10:46 <GinnyW1> Yes.
10:47 <Glasia> I recommend you on your phone, pc and other to block the bullies on facebook and what you are also on, then set your profile to friends-only.
10:47 <GinnyW1> OK.
10:47 <Glasia> Also talk to the principal and/or the guidance counsellor on your school.
10:48 <GinnyW1> Got it. Thx. I will write to the owner that you helped me. Who is the owner?
10:49 <Glasia> Their username is Batman. (link to message wall)
10:49 <GinnyW1> goodbye
10:50 <Glasia> Bye.

 

[Glasia 森の魔王🌳]

INFO: I remade this thread into a literature collection thread since I have a more stable schedule since I graduated HS because in HS all the time lessons were randomly cancelled. If I find any literature I posted in the past here or on other places in English, I will add that here.

Jan 02 2024 - Chippy's pullover lost in Hannover​

One day in Hannover
Chippy left this in the store
A green pullover
Laying on the floor

Next day
Red asked if Chippy's OK
He replies "That seems sus"
And gets on the bus

Starting in Cologne
He travels alone
In Dortmund the bus gets a guest
That appeared in the eyes of Chippy
As a demon hippie
But just like Chippy guessed
After 24 hours of play
He was not OK
His mind got lame
He needed a rest
He was so stressed
For him the winged guy
Glasia's his name
Was sweet as a pie

Bielefeld - a city of future and past
Has sucessfully been passed
Chippy wakes up
Glasia asks "Chippy, What's up?
How's your day?
I hope you're OK"
Words came four
"I forgot my coat"
"In the red boat?"
"No, in the store."
"Guess in Hannover?"
"Yes, my pullover"

Arriving in Hannover
Despite the sleep hangover
From the game night
Seeing the store's light
Finds the missed pullover
"I was right!
It is still there
Thank you, Claire.
You have nice afro hair"
"Glasia am I
You need some pause
Better call your senpai
than being all day on your PC and WiFi
A long game night
May be your fatigue's cause
You need fresh air"

Chipy still confused
To Hannover not used
"You look like a tree,
And you don't look like a demon from hell
Wanna get Terraria for free?"
"I already bought it
Terraria is the hit!
For 10 euros it a game made well
When 1 4 5 comes live
To everywhere from Ulm to Perth
We all give to us high fives
For what our patience was worth
I can tell"

After a brief break
Glasia said in the tone of Adele
Like he just relaxed at the lake
"I know you wanted to shut the bell
being demanded as hell
But what you should know
Is that sometimes going low
Will help you for the next flow
And that way you'll more grow
The key is including times to chill
When it comes to the schedule's fill"

Glasia got a day to roam
With a Youtuber great as hell
At the end the tour went very well
Chippy soon gets home
Since pullover is in its shell.
Red, Cenx, Loki and co
Are involved in the bureau
To make Terraria to grow

 

[Glasia 森の魔王🌳]

Jan 20 2024 - Automatic writing, i. e. I write what I think​

On Monday there was a heavy flood in the area of Essen. After that places near the Ruhr got blocked. Now after some days of floods the places were unblocked but very few people walked there. This may be because the youth is all day on their PCs and phones and those who want to do something productive are told the N word and similar to. Now there was a 13 year old girl with a huge afro who was harassed for being voluntarian. Then she switched to gaming on her PC but many games are too expensive or too demanding for her PC with Intel i7 9876P processor, integrated GPU, 8 GB RAM. Also some games were like pay to win. She even was harassed in an event to try gaming just because she pressed D to go forward and R to go backward. One time she saw on youtube a video about Terraria and decided to try it out.

 

[Glasia 森の魔王🌳]

I fear that if my Dutch teacher sees my raw text (without green and blue comments; I commentated that for the TCF in green and blue), that she would send me to the A2 Dutch course. The thing is that I know many isolated Dutch words like fietsen (bike), boom (tree), ijs (ice) and duivel (demon) and can understand Dutch signs due to knowing German and English but I want to be able to correctly apply it and also to know the grammar. A quote from my school times about learning languages: "To learn a language two things are the base to master the language: vocabulary and grammar." - My former Latin teacher who I had from August 2017 to June 2022. Also did it like that with the images from the text editor to save time so I do not have to apply BBcode like [color=#....] for every line.

 

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I fear that if my Dutch teacher sees my raw text (without green and blue comments; I commentated that for the TCF in green and blue), that she would send me to the A2 Dutch course. The thing is that I know many isolated Dutch words like fietsen (bike), boom (tree), ijs (ice) and duivel (demon) and can understand Dutch signs due to knowing German and English but I want to be able to correctly apply it and also to know the grammar. A quote from my school times about learning languages: "To learn a language two things are the base to master the language: vocabulary and grammar." - My former Latin teacher who I had from August 2017 to June 2022. Also did it like that with the images from the text editor to save time so I do not have to apply BBcode like [color=#....] for every line.

The amount of times the Dutch forms of smoking are spelled wrong there annoys me. "rooken" should be "roken" and A and B's "rookt" shouldn't have the t in it.
I'd keep going but I'd be here all night if I did...

Also, if you're on windows and want to save time without using images, get LibreOffice and install the BBKode extension. It's how I get my lore thread's story sections colored in without trouble (I color things in while writing, then convert the whole thing to BBCode and paste the code.

 

[Glasia 森の魔王🌳]

"To be or not to be" - this is the question that Glasia asked himself every Monday. To answer that question Glasia played hockey on a donkey and said to Rafael "yadayadayada" and did afterwards yoga. Tuesday in the Glasia went with Frank his angel friend to Starbucks and bought a Java programmed coffee. "This had the most spaghetti code I have ever seen" says Glasia like he was Dijkstra, the inventor of the Dijkstra algorithm.

Suddendly Loki came into the starbucks and ordered a hundred C sharp muffins to feed the dev team to bring 1.4.5 in form. De wereld, the world is very forward into getting soon the 1.4.5 update but on the ARD channel. On ARD they say stay calm or the cops come! Alcohol is a drug thinks Data, the steampunker from 1870 but no one listened to her except the two goths in the chair next to her. "Not that they call for the hippie demon the number 112 for being drunk in a roleplay despite zero BAC.".

The goth lost her language skills in English and asked in French where the small chicken was. "What are you doing madame", asked Glasia. The goth said: "Teaching a chicken pokemon go". "Pokemon Go, Isn't it like Minceraft where you build boxes?" "Yes. My chicken learns to play Pokemon Go on the xbox or". "Redigit will murder you with his boulders! Pokemon Go is only for mobile", said the steampunker. "Demons do not hack". she repeated on Thurdsday... (more comes soon....)

 

[Glasia 森の魔王🌳]

Is posting non-C# source code in literature thread OK?

function elapsedTime(ms){
    return new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(resolve, ms));
}

async function* clock(interval, max=Infinity){
    for(let count = 1; count<=max; count++){
        await elapsedTime(interval);
        yield count;
    }
}

async function test(maxamountoflines=8){
    for await (let tick of clock(300, maxamountoflines)){
        console.log("\u{3000}".repeat(maxamountoflines-tick),"🌳".repeat(2*tick-1));
    }
    for await (let tick of clock(300, maxamountoflines-1)){
        console.log("\u{3000}".repeat(tick),"🌳".repeat(2*(maxamountoflines-tick)-1));
    }
}

test();

 

[Glasia 森の魔王🌳]

Here is a poem:


No spam

Never I will tolerate spammers.
When they troll I’m
Gonna report them, if I
See them breaking rules, to
Give an info to you,
The staff team. But
It’s up to you how you will decide.
As a normal member I
Never can ban or kick or mute so I’m
Gonna wait and I
Won’t let the trolls invade my brain.
You who don’t break rules are very calm even if
The server is down.
Even if I minimodded, I
Never said that I
Was gonna ban even when I’m no mod, so I
Had to run in my imagination to the report centre and “spam”
Around reports.
E. g. items cheats when anticheat wasn’t there
and spam in chat.
I know, mods don’t desert the server
Because they will help
You where they can.

 

[Glasia 森の魔王🌳]

Haiku collection (I will edit the post if new comes)

Haiku	Reading (kana)	Reading (romaji)	Meaning
大気の湖 黄の子と木の戸 茸王	おおきのこ きのこときのこ きのこおお	oo ki no ko ki no ko to ki no ko kinoko oo	Great lake energy Yellow child, wooden door King of the Mushrooms
僕は見る 盆栽の森 緑です	ぼくはみる ぼんさいのもり みどりです	boku ha miru bonsai no mori midori desu	I see a bonsai forest. It is green.
芸者は オランダ鬼と 話ますか	げいしゃは おらんだおにと はなますか	geisha ha oranda oni to hanamasu ka	Does a Geisha talk with Dutch demons?
猫と犬 友達の人 ダッテバヨ	ねこといぬ ともだちのひと だってばよ	neko to inu tomodachi no hito dattebayo	Cat and dog friends of humans dattebayo (slang for "really")
木曜日 左にかかし 右へ行く	もくようび ひだりにかかし みぎへいく	mokuyoubi hidari ni kakashi migi he iku	Thursday On the left is a scarecrow Going right
千用機 赤緑青 僕電話	せにようき あかみどりあお ぼくでんわ	sen you ki aka midori ao boku denwa	Many functions Red Green Blue My phone