Gone Horrifically Wrong/Right

[Ivyss]

You get so many blankets thrown at you they literally crush you.

I ask for food.

 

[Ganransu]

I cram food down your throat till you suffocate

I want a pet dust bunny

 

[Ivyss]

You get an actual bunny that then eats you.

I feel tired.

 

[Ganransu]

You go to sleep Forever. Because you got a lethal injection.

I trade my favorite teddy bear for a chili dog

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Then die of exhaustion, because it made you too tired to live.

I feel thirsty.

 

[Ivyss]

You are offered so much drink you drink yourself to death.

I take a single painkiller.

 

[Ganransu]

And die to your addiction

 

[Ivyss]

Just like you forgot to add the thing you do, you forget to exist.

I remember to exist.

 

[Ganransu]

And create a paradox because of that

I break the fourth wall

 

[Ivyss]

And it falls on you, crushing you.

I acknowledge my own existence.

 

[Ganransu]

And go insane from the revelation

I summon thee

 

[Ivyss]

And you then get dragged into purgatory by me, and just left there, to wander alone.

I trap Gan in purgatory.

 

[Ganransu]

It doesn't work as I break it because you killed so many characters and plant frost traps in my wake

die

 

[Ivyss]

You do indeed die, and are gone from existence forever because you.
(Purgatory literally cannot be broken, so YOU. Seriously though, you're a hell of an annoyance sometimes.)
I tell Gan about the aforementioned detail.

 

[deletedaccount12]

You get permabanned for saying you to a member of the community.

I un-permaban you because that was a harsh punishment.

 

[EvanKrusher948]

Vil (V) takes note and spreads word.

I stop COVID 19

 

[deletedaccount12]

By taking all the virus cells and injecting yourself with them.

I refund Dishonored 2 because it ran like a quadriplegic.

 

[Dark Sunshine]

You do so and die from the revival of the game.

I take one(1) breath.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

You do and get your lungs ignited. Because you're zombie - a mass of dead matter that produces votaile gasses while it's dead and rotting, you spontaneously explode.

I breach into another realm.

 

[Dark Sunshine]

You die from the new bacteria.

I exist physically.