>connect XXX.XXX.XXXX.X
>probe
probing system.........
>shelloverload
>analyze
>solve iwantmemes
>sshcrack 22
>ftpbounce 21
>smtpoverflow 1125
>webserverworm 80
>porthack
>cd /home
>rm *
>newfile heykiddo
>cat heykiddo
>append nothing personel
>cd /bin
>rm *
>cd /logs
>rm *
>forkbomb
HACKER VOICE: heh, nothing personel, kiddo