Hi, im Orifan1. AMA. or Ask Program anything.

Discussion in '"Ask Me Anything" (AMAs)' started by Orifan1, Jan 26, 2019.

  1. Orifan1

    Orifan1 Eye of Cthulhu

    Now listening to #OrifanAMA...
    <Orifan1>: Hey guys, this is my AMA
    <Orifan1>: Because apparently this is a thing. that people do. i guess. idk.
    <Orifan1>: I doubt people will ask me anything, but i guess theres always the possibility
    <Orifan1>: Anyways, no questions about politics (but if you must know, Radical centrist for the most part)
    <Orifan1>: Nothing about Age, or Gender
    <Orifan1>: Dont ask for suspiciously detailed information about my location (country is fine, address is not)
    <Orifan1>: And the same goes for the weather.
    <Orifan1>: Also, because i can, i also brought program here as well
    <Program>: why am i here, again?
    <Orifan1>: because surely, as the character in my avatar, people MUST have questions for you, too, right?
    <Program>: alright. but let me go ahead and say that no, i cant get anyone who replies to this thread into CSEC. it doesnt even exist in the universe that this thread is going to be posted to.
    <Orifan1>: ...why would you think people would ask that?
    <Program>: dude, you give the IQ of the average person on the internet too much credit

    (asking questions in the form of a fake IRC log is not required, but i will be answering all questions with a fake IRC log)
     
    Last edited: Jan 27, 2019
  2. Bubby Aurora

    Bubby Aurora The Destroyer

    Program, why are you ashamed of yourself for going OwO? It's Internatical tradition!
     
  3. Orifan1

    Orifan1 Eye of Cthulhu

    now listening to #OrifanAMA...
    <Program>: Because of my design
    <Program>: I'm literally a furry OC
    <Program>: entech could have designed me to be humanoid shaped (like commander data from star trek TNG), but nooooooooooo
    <Program>: i just HAD to be designed after Ori.
    <Program>: the lead for the Hacknet2.0 project was probably a furry or something
    <Program>: either way, im ashamed of doing "OWO" because i reject the furry community
    <Orifan1>: but, im a furry
    <Program>: yea but do you at all act like the stereotypical furry?
    <Orifan1>: you would have a point, but...
    <Program>: what is it, Orifan1?
    <Orifan1>: ...
    <Program>: tell me, Orifan1
    <Program>: what is it that you do that makes you able to fit in the steryotype
    <Orifan1>: it seems you already know what it is.
    <Program>: Godamnit Orifan1 now isint the time to reference the office!
     
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  4. Animus Viral

    Animus Viral The Destroyer

    What was your inspiration for your RP characters?
     
  5. Orifan1

    Orifan1 Eye of Cthulhu

    <Orifan1>: it depends on which character
    <Orifan1>: Program was originally a custom Ori skin i made in RoA that was supposed to be hacknet themed
    <Orifan1>: after realizing just how :red:ty it was, i decided to turn it into an OC.
    <Orifan1>: Nosako was just a case of too much ace combat, and too much Avali
    <Orifan1>: and Dart is just simply JSAB headcannon from playing challenge mode with friends
    <Program>: at least i can die knowing i was literally a :red:ty recolor OC
    <Orifan1>: thats not true
    <Program>: aside from the color and abilities, name one physical difference between me and Ori
    <Orifan1>: well, Ori has hooves on his hind legs. you have hind paws.
    <Program>: ok i guess that counts
     
  6. Bubby Aurora

    Bubby Aurora The Destroyer

    <Bubby>: Program, if you saw a vampire version of yourself, what would you do?
     
  7. Orifan1

    Orifan1 Eye of Cthulhu

    <Program>: considering i have no anti vampire weapons, i would just run. and then go ghost
    <EProgram>: i would disintegrate it with a :red:ton of bullets
    <Program>: who the :red: are you?
    <Orifan1>: he's you, but evil. and entech
    <EProgram>: dude when am i gonna be priiiiiime
    <Orifan1>: soon.
     
  8. Bubby Aurora

    Bubby Aurora The Destroyer

    <Bubby>: Is this a Geometry Dash reference?
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    <Mezmera>: omae wa mou sheinderu
    <Bubby>: not that one, the one where everyone asks when 2.2 is and RobTop is all like, 'soon.'
     
  9. Orifan1

    Orifan1 Eye of Cthulhu

    <EProgram>: no, it is a reference to the moment in calamity when i will be truly feared by you foolish fleshies!
    <Raptor>: but arent you like, half artificial organism, yourself?
    <EProgram>: didint i just kill you?
    <Raptor>: i lived, :red:
    <Orifan1>: the word "prime" is a reference to the term for Orokin era weapons
    <Orifan1>: how its relevant to Program, i wont say.
     
  10. Bubby Aurora

    Bubby Aurora The Destroyer

    <Bubby>: I mean how you said soon.
     
  11. Orifan1

    Orifan1 Eye of Cthulhu

     
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  12. Sockmonkey367

    Sockmonkey367 Official Terrarian

    Sockmonkey joined the chat
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    <Sockmonkey> Hey program, do you know what omae wa mou sheinderu means?
    <Siccle> NANIIIIIII
    <Sockmonkey> No, you are not a- im not saying it cause program would know it if he didn't before
    <Siccle> Well, I tried
     
  13. Orifan1

    Orifan1 Eye of Cthulhu

    <program>: yes i know about it. and it makes me sad that with how hacking is, i will never be able to organically replicate that meme during a "hacker fight", as you normies sometimes put it
    <Orifan1>: you dont have to call them normies...
     
  14. Halt

    Halt Golem

    I'm sorry, but I have to ask it. If Program was a Pokemon, what would he be?
     
  15. Orifan1

    Orifan1 Eye of Cthulhu

    <orifan1>: Riolu obvs
    <Program>: actually, a hybrid between whatever that electric type pokemon was (the one that could transform into a fridge, toaster, et cetra) and that data-based pokemon.
    <orifan1>: and also riolu
     
  16. Halt

    Halt Golem

    <Halt> I presume Rotom and Porygons, since no other Pokemon can fit the blanks. Anyway, how'd you react if you were to meet a... Shaikan, maybe?
     
  17. Orifan1

    Orifan1 Eye of Cthulhu

    <program>: BRB, looking this up
    <Program>: back. the search results were... confusing.
     
  18. Halt

    Halt Golem

    <Halt>: Huh, seems like I have to use some... imagination. Shaikan are from the Spellforce 2, they are blood of the dragon-
    Thartler(2) has joined the session.
    Thartler(3) has joined the session.
    Thartler(4) has joined the session.
    <Thartler>: Wait, why are there three multi-accounts? Are these alternate me's?
    <Thartler(2)>: Hey! Do not underestimate that I was literally turned by a Dratini, no thanks to the Faressain, whatever he is now...
    <Thartler(3)>: Hey, you doppleganger! I am the real one - Charizard, I'd say!
    <Thartler>: No! The original one is me, the Expert Ranger!
    <Thartler(4): (Literally string of letters)
    All three Thartlers: ...
    <Halt>: Do you have issues with... these alternate selves you have, Program?
     
  19. Orifan1

    Orifan1 Eye of Cthulhu

    <Program>: sadly, yes
    <EProgram>: HAHAHA, YES, I AM OF KILL EVERYONE! I HAVE PRIME ODONATA! HAHAHA
    <Program>: i have to live with the fact that *he* currently controls my body. send help.
     
  20. Bubby Aurora

    Bubby Aurora The Destroyer

    *does so*

    <Bubby>: Code, are you surprised I know your real name?