Hi, im Orifan1. AMA. or Ask Program anything.

Orifan1

The Destroyer
Now listening to #OrifanAMA...
<Orifan1>: Hey guys, this is my AMA
<Orifan1>: Because apparently this is a thing. that people do. i guess. idk.
<Orifan1>: I doubt people will ask me anything, but i guess theres always the possibility
<Orifan1>: Anyways, no questions about politics (but if you must know, Lefty)
<Orifan1>: Nothing about Age, or Gender
<Orifan1>: Dont ask for suspiciously detailed information about my location (country is fine, address is not)
<Orifan1>: And the same goes for the weather.
<Orifan1>: Also, because i can, i also brought program here as well
<Program>: why am i here, again?
<Orifan1>: because surely, as the character in my avatar, people MUST have questions for you, too, right?
<Program>: alright. but let me go ahead and say that no, i cant get anyone who replies to this thread into CSEC. it doesnt even exist in the universe that this thread is going to be posted to.
<Orifan1>: ...why would you think people would ask that?
<Program>: dude, you give the IQ of the average person on the internet too much credit

(asking questions in the form of a fake IRC log is not required, but i will be answering all questions with a fake IRC log)
 
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Program, why are you ashamed of yourself for going OwO? It's Internatical tradition!
 
now listening to #OrifanAMA...
<Program>: Because of my design
<Program>: I'm literally a furry OC
<Program>: entech could have designed me to be humanoid shaped (like commander data from star trek TNG), but nooooooooooo
<Program>: i just HAD to be designed after Ori.
<Program>: the lead for the Hacknet2.0 project was probably a furry or something
<Program>: either way, im ashamed of doing "OWO" because i reject the furry community
<Orifan1>: but, im a furry
<Program>: yea but do you at all act like the stereotypical furry?
<Orifan1>: you would have a point, but...
<Program>: what is it, Orifan1?
<Orifan1>: ...
<Program>: tell me, Orifan1
<Program>: what is it that you do that makes you able to fit in the steryotype
<Orifan1>: it seems you already know what it is.
<Program>: Godamnit Orifan1 now isint the time to reference the office!
 
What was your inspiration for your RP characters?
<Orifan1>: it depends on which character
<Orifan1>: Program was originally a custom Ori skin i made in RoA that was supposed to be hacknet themed
<Orifan1>: after realizing just how :red:ty it was, i decided to turn it into an OC.
<Orifan1>: Nosako was just a case of too much ace combat, and too much Avali
<Orifan1>: and Dart is just simply JSAB headcannon from playing challenge mode with friends
<Program>: at least i can die knowing i was literally a :red:ty recolor OC
<Orifan1>: thats not true
<Program>: aside from the color and abilities, name one physical difference between me and Ori
<Orifan1>: well, Ori has hooves on his hind legs. you have hind paws.
<Program>: ok i guess that counts
 
<Bubby>: Program, if you saw a vampire version of yourself, what would you do?
 
<Bubby>: Program, if you saw a vampire version of yourself, what would you do?
<Program>: considering i have no anti vampire weapons, i would just run. and then go ghost
<EProgram>: i would disintegrate it with a :red:ton of bullets
<Program>: who the :red: are you?
<Orifan1>: he's you, but evil. and entech
<EProgram>: dude when am i gonna be priiiiiime
<Orifan1>: soon.
 
<EProgram>: dude when am i gonna be priiiiiime
<Orifan1>: soon.
<Bubby>: Is this a Geometry Dash reference?
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<Mezmera>: omae wa mou sheinderu
<Bubby>: not that one, the one where everyone asks when 2.2 is and RobTop is all like, 'soon.'
 
<Bubby>: Is this a Geometry Dash reference?
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<Mezmera>: omae wa mou sheinderu
<Bubby>: not that one, the one where everyone asks when 2.2 is and RobTop is all like, 'soon.'
<EProgram>: no, it is a reference to the moment in calamity when i will be truly feared by you foolish fleshies!
<Raptor>: but arent you like, half artificial organism, yourself?
<EProgram>: didint i just kill you?
<Raptor>: i lived, :red:
<Orifan1>: the word "prime" is a reference to the term for Orokin era weapons
<Orifan1>: how its relevant to Program, i wont say.
 
<EProgram>: no, it is a reference to the moment in calamity when i will be truly feared by you foolish fleshies!
<Raptor>: but arent you like, half artificial organism, yourself?
<EProgram>: didint i just kill you?
<Raptor>: i lived, :red:
<Orifan1>: the word "prime" is a reference to the term for Orokin era weapons
<Orifan1>: how its relevant to Program, i wont say.
<Bubby>: I mean how you said soon.
 
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<Sockmonkey> Hey program, do you know what omae wa mou sheinderu means?
<Siccle> NANIIIIIII
<Sockmonkey> No, you are not a- im not saying it cause program would know it if he didn't before
<Siccle> Well, I tried
 
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<Sockmonkey> Hey program, do you know what omae wa mou sheinderu means?
<Siccle> NANIIIIIII
<Sockmonkey> No, you are not a- im not saying it cause program would know it if he didn't before
<Siccle> Well, I tried
<program>: yes i know about it. and it makes me sad that with how hacking is, i will never be able to organically replicate that meme during a "hacker fight", as you normies sometimes put it
<Orifan1>: you dont have to call them normies...
 
I'm sorry, but I have to ask it. If Program was a Pokemon, what would he be?
<orifan1>: Riolu obvs
<Program>: actually, a hybrid between whatever that electric type pokemon was (the one that could transform into a fridge, toaster, et cetra) and that data-based pokemon.
<orifan1>: and also riolu
 
<Halt> I presume Rotom and Porygons, since no other Pokemon can fit the blanks. Anyway, how'd you react if you were to meet a... Shaikan, maybe?
 
<Halt> I presume Rotom and Porygons, since no other Pokemon can fit the blanks. Anyway, how'd you react if you were to meet a... Shaikan, maybe?
<program>: BRB, looking this up
<Program>: back. the search results were... confusing.
 
<program>: BRB, looking this up
<Program>: back. the search results were... confusing.

<Halt>: Huh, seems like I have to use some... imagination. Shaikan are from the Spellforce 2, they are blood of the dragon-
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<Thartler>: Wait, why are there three multi-accounts? Are these alternate me's?
<Thartler(2)>: Hey! Do not underestimate that I was literally turned by a Dratini, no thanks to the Faressain, whatever he is now...
<Thartler(3)>: Hey, you doppleganger! I am the real one - Charizard, I'd say!
<Thartler>: No! The original one is me, the Expert Ranger!
<Thartler(4): (Literally string of letters)
All three Thartlers: ...
<Halt>: Do you have issues with... these alternate selves you have, Program?
 
<Halt>: Huh, seems like I have to use some... imagination. Shaikan are from the Spellforce 2, they are blood of the dragon-
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<Thartler>: Wait, why are there three multi-accounts? Are these alternate me's?
<Thartler(2)>: Hey! Do not underestimate that I was literally turned by a Dratini, no thanks to the Faressain, whatever he is now...
<Thartler(3)>: Hey, you doppleganger! I am the real one - Charizard, I'd say!
<Thartler>: No! The original one is me, the Expert Ranger!
<Thartler(4): (Literally string of letters)
All three Thartlers: ...
<Halt>: Do you have issues with... these alternate selves you have, Program?
<Program>: sadly, yes
<EProgram>: HAHAHA, YES, I AM OF KILL EVERYONE! I HAVE PRIME ODONATA! HAHAHA
<Program>: i have to live with the fact that *he* currently controls my body. send help.
 
<Program>: sadly, yes
<EProgram>: HAHAHA, YES, I AM OF KILL EVERYONE! I HAVE PRIME ODONATA! HAHAHA
<Program>: i have to live with the fact that *he* currently controls my body. send help.
*does so*

<Bubby>: Code, are you surprised I know your real name?
 
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