billynoise
Spazmatism
Imagine that all of Off-Topic was a big spaceship traveling through space, and everyone reading this post was a part of it's crew. What role would you have?
Golden Heretic Snakeboat
Wall of Flesh
The Guy That Dies In The First Episode.
BrusselSprouts693
Retinazer
The guy that looks at memes the whole time. I don't care if that's not a valid role, that's what my role would be.
Gotcha!
Old Man
I'd probably be standing at the space station's docks, where the ship left one hour ago.
Then I'd go back to my room, read my intergalactic e-mail and see the message my captain sent me:
"You're fired."
Damn alarm clock.
Then I'd go back to my room, read my intergalactic e-mail and see the message my captain sent me:
"You're fired."
Damn alarm clock.
Yello_X
Queen Bee
I would be this background character, completely unimportant for the first half of our trip, then my skills become necessary to survive in outer space.
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
Mainia
Skeletron Prime
I'd probably be the guy that spends all his time in the holodeck running some very questionable programs...
Huzbubber Tim
Ice Queen
The janitor
Gotcha!
Old Man
That's a brave job to pick. You could end up saving the universe multiple times.The janitor

Animus Viral
Torch God
THE LORDE
I don't care if that isn't a role, I'm THE LORDE.
I don't care if that isn't a role, I'm THE LORDE.
MACMAN2003
Spazmatism
The guy that comes out of cryo every now and then.
World's biggest...
Skeletron
I'm the stowaway that hides in the hold among the crates of space cocaine sippin on pineapple juice.
This is my first off-topic post and I have already turned the ship into a smuggling operation.
This is my first off-topic post and I have already turned the ship into a smuggling operation.
Crimsion_Mc_Black
Eye of Cthulhu
The guy thats the only one that knows how to deal with dangerous situations
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
Dungeon Spirit
i'm that dude who does nothing all day and only helps out when needed
from time to time i'll enter a room and make some cynical remark about something stupid someone did back in the triassic era or something and then proceed to laugh until i have a brain aneurysm
from time to time i'll enter a room and make some cynical remark about something stupid someone did back in the triassic era or something and then proceed to laugh until i have a brain aneurysm
hopelesspolaroid
Skeletron Prime
the one that is randomly looking at the earth and guessing countries.
If not valid I say the one that guy who helps each others or only petting his cat
If not valid I say the one that guy who helps each others or only petting his cat
DeadlySoul
Steampunker
The guy that will kill the captain for the role of the captain.
computerfan0
Plantera
That guy who brings a mechanical worm on board to cause chaos.
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