If the above user's profile pic was a NPC, what would one of their quotes be?

[Gustone]

"I'm TOTALLY diffirent from that <dryadname>! Do not look at me like I am her!"

 

[Sockmonkey367]

"I used to be a terrarian like you...
Til I discovered Skyrim"

 

[Gustone]

"I am NOT a reference to anything AT ALL! Trust me! Seriously! I am not even pink!"

 

[AlphaEspeon]

“...just get it over with”

 

[♥Astolfo♥]

What do you mean, Windows 7 logo?

 

[AlphaEspeon]

Hello! My name is Astolfo and if you don’t wake up I’m gonna give you the succy succ succ.

 

[Player_Miner]

“Why are you brushing my head with your finger?!”

 

[AlphaEspeon]

“You want some gunpowder?”

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

"I'm just a fairy, what do you need from me?"

 

[AlphaEspeon]

“Just because I have ears and a tail doesn’t mean you can pet me!”

 

[♥Astolfo♥]

Sorry, not sure what you mean by "Zelda."

(Also, that bean plushie has ruined me. You of all people should know.)

 

[Sockmonkey367]

"No, i am not an anime character now shut up!"

 

[AlphaEspeon]

“I have a spear.”

 

[Player_Miner]

“I’d prefer that you keep your bottles away from me.”

 

[AlphaEspeon]

“No, I’m not an offbrand demolitionist!”

 

[Ivyss]

"What? No, I'm not a fairy."

 

[AlphaEspeon]

“You wondering how I fit in this house?”

 

[The Storm]

"You're looking a little.... dull, perhaps I can help add colour to your life."

 

[Ivyss]

"Please stop pointing that weapon at me."

 

[The Storm]

"Would you like a picture of a dragon?"