If the above user's profile pic was a NPC, what would one of their quotes be?

[Ivyss]

(He doesn't have scales, just fur.)
"Why do you interrupt my dancing?"

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

*If living in desert*
I keep getting sand in my fur. It's terribly annoying trying to brush it out.

 

[Ivyss]

(He'd still have it as his preferred biome anyway.)
"Oh, you're being serious? I'm sorry."

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

(He'd still have it as his preferred biome anyway.)

Wow that describes my life in one sentence.

"Am I just on a floating rock? Where is the ground?"

 

[First Boss]

*Laughs uncontrollably*

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

"I'm playing this cool game called A Hat in Time, you should try it out sometime."

 

[Ivyss]

"I'm sorry *laughing*, but you *more laughing* really want to buy that?" *laughing even more*

 

[Tibithia Σ]

You know that "Dragon armor" the Travelling Merchant sells? Yeah, that's fake, and a scam.

 

[Ivyss]

(I mean, that should be some obvious stuff, it's clearly made for humans.)
"Oh, you're here, what is it you want?"

 

[First Boss]

(When player is wearing Dragon Armor) "Um, whatcha got there...?"

 

[Ivyss]

"Why do you want me to help you?"

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

"Don't you dare pet my snout!"

 

[Ivyss]

"You think you can dance better than me? I'd like to see you try."

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

"Perhaps (name of Arms Dealer) tries to dragon hunt a little too hard - I had to keep putting an illusion of me not being there to keep him at bay."

 

[Ivyss]

"Are you here for potions?"

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

"You do look like cultists tried to sacrifice you - I can relate to that." (Randomly after fighting any cult.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

If you really feel like it, I have a bunch of self-written books you can read. Maybe not if you don't like ponies.

 

[Ivyss]

"What was it you wanted?"

 

[First Boss]

(Confused Screeching)

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

"You trashed your *recently trashed item*? To bad nobody can help you get it back!"