If the above user's profile pic was a NPC, what would one of their quotes be?

[Akira Nishikiyama]

"*Name of Wizard* keeps trying to run magical experiments on me. I always have to run to *Name of Zoologist*'s place when he gets out the equipment."

 

[Parasy]

"Why is everyone running away from me ? Even [Name of Dye Trader], and he's got nothing to fear from an axe ! "

 

[_tenfictions_]

*name of wizard* keeps saying the power of friendship cant turn people into frogs, i guess i agree.

 

[Ivyss]

"Could you pass me my tools? I can't really do all that much right now."

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

(If player wears cultist robes) "HEY! I didn't escape from one cult to stay with a cultist!"

 

[Tibithia Σ]

You know, there's something off about [Name of Angler]. Always seems to want to ride me, but never pays up for it.

 

[Parasy]

"Why do you want me to say "aeiou" so badly ? "

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

"I don't mind that [Name of Party Girl] exactly. She is playful member of that town, just like our Pinkie- wait... My, another parallel universe? Sooo much research to be done!"

 

[Tibithia Σ]

"I've been force fed so much, I'm sick of apples at this point."

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

"I blame those experiments that removed my face. Nothing else."

 

[First Boss]

(horse sounds)

 

[Ivyss]

"Do you really expect me to help you in some way just because you built me a room?"

 

[Tibithia Σ]

"This room you built feels a bit tight. Maybe increase the size?"

 

[Ivyss]

(Must be a really small room then.)
"No, I will not take my helmet off."

 

[Tibithia Σ]

(Yeah, those vertical prisons)
"Do you mind getting [Name of Nurse] to stop yelling at me? Those burns are accidental!"

 

[Parasy]

(If asked about happiness while overcrowded) "I'm glad you built all these houses, but I would like more.. "space". I'd gladly give you a discount then. "

 

[First Boss]

(if asked about happiness when at minimum) give me a good house with an actual bed or i will cut off your head
i mean, YAAAYYYYY FRIENDS

 

[_tenfictions_]

*smug dances*

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

I cant say I can think of someone elses, but one of mine would be "Do you want a cookie, dear?" or "Now, my grandson was a dangerous creature, but dont worry - I wont bite!"

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

"Your doom awaits..."