If the above user's profile pic was a NPC, what would one of their quotes be?

[Techhunter_Talon]

"Buying anything? No? Okay, just remember I'll be right nyah... err... here if you need anything."

 

[James Harrow]

What do you want, eh?

 

[NoSoap]

'Sup homie... Wanna fez hat? It's on me... Bonehead. Sorry. I tried.

 

[Techhunter_Talon]

"Look into my eyes and tell me that I'm the cutest kitty of the land... also, give me your wallet."

 

[NoSoap]

All my friends are out there hunting, and I'm just standing right here talking to you.

 

[Arpiter]

"If you are looking for legal stuff,go somewhere else."

 

[Redstonetam15]

"... What?"

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

Hey! you want someone to fight with? You've come to the right place!

 

[zeskorion]

"help... this scarf is wound to tightly and is constricting the air out of me..."

 

[thecoolkni]

"You look like you need some special equipment, careful though, I just took it out of the oven."

 

[zeskorion]

*random sign language meaning "got any gloves"*

 

[AaroSA]

"What? I didnt start this fire. It was here before I got here!"

 

[zeskorion]

"do not be lasagna"

 

[James Harrow]

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAT????!?!

 

[zeskorion]

"kids like you should be buying in hell"

 

[Arpiter]

"For the last time! I do NOT want to buy your junk!"

 

[zeskorion]

"I can taste your gold.... give it to me"

 

[Redstonetam15]

"RRAHHH!!!!"

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

"Huh? What was that? Something funny?"

 

[zeskorion]

"i hope your shoes are rubber-soled"