If the above user's profile pic was an NPC, what would he/she sell/do?

[Glasia🌳]

Sells worm boss loots and crawls on the floor

 

[WorMortar]

Shows up in HM instead of the travelling merchant, selling angel wings and the trident thingy.

 

[Streyll]

Aids in growing plants somehow.

 

[Glasia🌳]

The npc would sell dragon armor armor of the ps3 version)

 

[Ivyss]

Sells stuff related to demons

 

[Glasia🌳]

Sells water worm stuff

 

[Ivyss]

Sells various fire based weapons.

 

[Streyll]

Offers to be a test subject in exchange for food items.

 

[Glasia🌳]

Offers dragon taming tools

 

[Ivyss]

Sells rings

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

It would be a smith, and it sells metal-based armors and weapons.

 

[Glasia🌳]

sells cat food

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

Just standing around.
Might give some hints about the area if talk to.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Sells a box mount.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Sells all Halloween items well-past Halloween.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

Apparently sells Avali medical items. Also able to heal you, but unlike Nurse, it's more gradual for 200% max health healing, and 900% pricier.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

(Bartender in-training is close enough to medic, right?)

Sells single-use potions with effects not identified until usage, and also sells anti-war posters.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

( A note - CV!Flask does not do that. If he sold those, well... Also, while I'm anti-war, I want it to end in Ukraine's favour.)

Sells cold brews that inflict you with Chilled, Frozen or Frostbite, but depending on the debuff, grants you increasingly better ranged stats. And decreases your movement speed.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Sells Pokemon, MLP, and Starbound-related items, but has only a 10% chance of appearing on any given day due to scheduling.

 

[Glasia🌳]

Sells horse and christmas stuff