If you could own a Terraria staff in real life, what would it be?

UnicornOnAStick

Terrarian
I'm thinking which one would be the prettiest to own? I'd be obsessed if I owned a sparkly staff
 
There are no staves which actually sparkle, but I think that the blade staff or the stardust staves would sparkle in real life, I would pick one of those since I also like blue and yellow.
 
Betsy's wrath is a magical shotgun
 
Own a terraria staff? As in, a developer? Isn't that illegal?

Jokes aside, probably the Flinx Staff, it would be funny to walk around with a bunch of freaking mini yetis following me. And it looks like a Pokemon
 
If I can't use staffs IRL because of not having Mana, probably the Diamond Staff because they'd all just be fancy walking sticks and I could get a lot of money from selling something made from platinum and diamonds.

If I can use them Desert Tiger Staff for the kitty.
 
Well all know what I would pick
 
i dunno if it counts but it looks staff-like enough, so...
Rod of Harmony :naughty:

2025 June 12 edit: OH NO I BET PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS GONNA USE IT FOR NSFW STUFF AND I DIDN'T REALIZE
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no, i would use it to quickly go to cool places in minimal time, or escape sticky situations (e.g. getting mugged or whatever) by just fwoom-img away from it
 
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Bold of you to assume I don't have an Amethyst Staff in my room!

Jokes aside (I do have one tho), probably Diamond Staff, or Desert Tiger Staff in summon weapons count.
 
Staff of Frost hydra to deal with this hot weather and to cool off my laptop.

or Terraprisma for world domination.
 
When i read this the first time I though "The the heck would you want to own a person" because it said "Staff" in the topic I thought it meant someone who worked on terraria, but I read the convo and now I realize: M A G I C. *SNORT SNORT*

My answer would be... uhhh... slime staff so I can use the minion to get rid of THE ANNOYING pests in my farm... (quite literally)
 
stardust cell my beloved
 
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Spider Staff.
The spiders are so pixelated that they wouldn't be mistook for real spiders, and they don't collide with players or pets,
so all they'd be able to do is eat any bugs that are in my house.
 
Spider Staff.
The spiders are so pixelated that they wouldn't be mistook for real spiders, and they don't collide with players or pets,
so all they'd be able to do is eat any bugs that are in my house.
Spider: *eats bug*
what the bug looks like:
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