If you had to marry a Terraria Boss, who would it be?

[Pixel]

probably the ice queen, because then I could pretend that she's Elsa and.....
ok maybe I shouldn't continue

Oh I see. You build a snowman that you name Olaf. He then immediately becomes a 'gangsta' and buys a tommy-gun loaded with musket balls and... OK, maybe I shouldn't continue.

 

[Blacklawn]

The Golem looks huggable enough.

 

[Blacklawn]

Wall of Flesh.

Great kisser. Also has some... Impressive skill with that tongue.

Ew.

 

[The Flaming Crown]

This is honestly the oddest title I have ever heard. *No Offense*

 

[VictorLes]

Wall of Flesh.

Great kisser. Also has some... Impressive skill with that tongue.

its was before or after you did go crazy?

 

[Pumprince]

what the hheck....

ok if I would marry...donow. this thread is very strange.

 

[Mauri]

Uhh.. Skeletron Prime, because four hands.. And he has these three cool friends.

 

[General Milky]

AllBoss

I'm a loose individual, see.

 

[totallydeadaccountdude]

AllBoss

I'm a loose individual, see.

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANON!

...
Queen Bee I guess.
Honey's good. And also having the power to control bees sounds pretty freakin neato.

 

[Pixel]

Wall of Flesh.

Great kisser. Also has some... Impressive skill with that tongue.

Don't go there ever again.

 

[Samantha Vosh]

Ehh, really? All the bosses look like monster... bosses. Obviously. If I were forced to give my hand to one... It would either be Ice Queen or Wyvern. Cause seriously all the others have horrible living conditions.

 

[Pixel]

Ehh, really? All the bosses look like monster... bosses. Obviously. If I were forced to give my hand to one... It would either be Ice Queen or Wyvern. Cause seriously all the others have horrible living conditions.

And you're OK with being in freezing cold conditions, because that's presumably where the Queen would live, or a high floating island? Damn, I sure hope you aren't acrophobic if you're going through with that.

 

[Rhajat]

Turkor to gain his trust than murder him for the horn of plenty so I have infinite food

 

[Vikri]

Duke pugron. PWN EM ALL!!

 

[AdenSword]

Queen bee,

Then, I would bring a sniper rifle, and when she flies up to the alter I shoot her in the face 5 times with crits and she dies.
And then I kill all the other bosses mercilessly

 

[Pixel]

Duke pugron. PWN EM ALL!!

"Here comes the bride,
Arms open wide,
Covered in the blood,
Of your best bud."

 

[Zwift]

Why would I marry a ing monster? Like wtf?!?! This is the most weirdest thread I've ever seen.

 

[Pixel]

Why would I marry a ing monster? Like wtf?!?! This is the most weirdest thread I've ever seen.

I suppose so. But it's more asking about "if you were to", not "why".

 

[Samantha Vosh]

And you're OK with being in freezing cold conditions, because that's presumably where the Queen would live, or a high floating island? Damn, I sure hope you aren't acrophobic if you're going through with that.

Eye of Ctulu: With Ctulu...
Brain of Ctulu: ^
Skeletron: A sleazy old man and in a dungeon...
Queen bee: Either in honey, as a worker bee or as a king bee... No fun prospects.
The Destroyer of worlds: Go ahead and breath underground...
Wall of Flesh: Living in hell. With demons, imps and lots of other nasties. Also, deadly lava.
Mechanical equivelants: See pre hardmode bosses.
Plantera: Living underground, with large stingers and more poison then you need.
Golem: A mechanical solar powered thing? Isn't marriage supposed to be union of creature with creature?
Pumpkin boss: Halloween 24/7 gets boring after a while.

I can handle some cold and living on a sky island isn't so bad.

 

[Zwift]

I suppose so. But it's more asking about "if you were to", not "why".

Nah I'd rather kill myself.