If you had to marry a Terraria Boss, who would it be?

Eye of Ctulu: With Ctulu...
Brain of Ctulu: ^
Skeletron: A sleazy old man and in a dungeon...
Queen bee: Either in honey, as a worker bee or as a king bee... No fun prospects.
The Destroyer of worlds: Go ahead and breath underground...
Wall of Flesh: Living in hell. With demons, imps and lots of other nasties. Also, deadly lava.
Mechanical equivelants: See pre hardmode bosses.
Plantera: Living underground, with large stingers and more poison then you need.
Golem: A mechanical solar powered thing? Isn't marriage supposed to be union of creature with creature?
Pumpkin boss: Halloween 24/7 gets boring after a while.

I can handle some cold and living on a sky island isn't so bad.
Pfft, some of your reasoning is a little incorrect. Though I agree that they're not the worst conditions...
 
Turkor to gain his trust than murder him for the horn of plenty so I have infinite food
Queen bee,

Then, I would bring a sniper rifle, and when she flies up to the alter I shoot her in the face 5 times with crits and she dies.
And then I kill all the other bosses mercilessly
No wonder marriages these days don't last. You haven't even shared a bed and you already talk about murder.
 
My definition of boss: Has a trophy

Opinions
King Slime: Am i in love with the ninja or the slime?
Eye of Cthulhu: I would be stared at all day (creepy)
Eater of Worlds: Seems a bit messy for me
Brain of Cthulhu: Makes me feel less smrt<-- das a reference
Queen Bee: NOT THE BEES
Skeletron: All skin and bones
Wall of flesh: How tall are they?
The Twins: *See EoC*
The Destroyer: Too many lasers, would love to have a rave with them
Skeletron Prime: Im not into robots.....
Plantera: I'm not a phytophilliac........
Golem: They're too old....
Duke Fishron: Those teeth are.... tantalizing
Mourning Wood: *See Plantera*
Pumpking: But he's just a head.....
Everscream: *See Plantera* (Man Terraria really likes plant bosses :/)
Santa NK-1: *See Skeletron Prime*
Ice Queen: BEWBS *Marries and has many children, has a wonderful life*
 
I'd likely marry Spazmatism. Its power of Cursed Flames and overall cuteness when it transforms with its mouth makes it seem like a fun boss to Marry.
 
Um... that thing that changes from a lost girl to something else... can't remember the name. Someone help me out here.
 
Moonlord. No, not because he's giant, its because we could have a non-deadly battle sometimes, just for fun.
 
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