If you had to marry a Terraria Boss, who would it be?

(thanks)
Also, my 3rd option... Is the WoF. Assuming that the Guide and the WoF are the same being, than it's essentially just a simple gay marriage as long as I don't decide to chuck the doll in the warm Kool aid.
(I'm straight but this is under the assumption that I'm forced)
 
I was wondering why a certain boss wasn't there when reading the first page - then I noticed this was made in 2014.
Anyway, Cultist (one of the few actual human bosses), Empress of Light (kinda human-like as well and smiles (what do you mean that's the nose??)) or Deerclops (fluffy)

Let's hope this doesn't end my career some day

Edit: Hold on, is torch god considered a boss?
 
I was wondering why a certain boss wasn't there when reading the first page - then I noticed this was made in 2014.
Anyway, Cultist (one of the few actual human bosses), Empress of Light (kinda human-like as well and smiles (what do you mean that's the nose??)) or Deerclops (fluffy)

Let's hope this doesn't end my career some day

Edit: Hold on, is torch god considered a boss?
The boss checklist mod counts torch god as a boss
 
If torch God is a boss, then torch God because silly funny. If not, then probably Plantera or empress cause they "kinda just be chillin' like that tho"
 
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