Insane Conspiracy Theories!

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Golden Heretic Snakeboat

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It's Simple, Post Your Most Insane, Wacked Out, Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories! The Less Sense Made, The Infinitely Better!
I'll Start: Donald Trump Is Secretly An Alien, And His Hair Is An Antenna Relaying Info To His Homeworld.
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The earth is a flat land which has a sun revolving around it as well as bright lights in the distance of space. The moon is only a projection, set to always be opposite the sun, so if you see it at day you have witnessed a glitch. The sun in fact could be called a search light, no one looks at it, but the secret camera within it watches you and gives information to the government. The sun doesn't move in a circle, but in a strange pattern enabling the north and south pole to have different days and nights to the equator. The earth square also tilts which enables seasons. The sun is infact a giant mechanism of government, recently repaired by AO. Forces are strange energies forged by the government to combine reality with simulation. Forces are just government dark energy tests. The magnetic void is a giant magnetic element underneath the earth square in the other side of the reality known as the void, it gives out gravity. The void is an infinite unknown space that cannot be possibly got to, due to being at the other side of the earth square. The earth square also has a layer of ducttape in its underground but even if it didn't it would still be impossible to venture into the void. Cheese, aka: moon material is from a seperate dimension known as imaginative moon which has a projection earth circle, they use imaginative moon to brainwash the public and make them think the earth is misshapen and that the moon projection is a 'moon'. Planets are just strange tiny things moving round the earth square. The visible semicircle changes pixel colour, giving this 'sky' a day/night effect whilst also being ghost matter. The government wishes to keep this information from us, but we don't know how to infiltrate them as they are currently in an unknown place, possibly imaginative moon (though no one knows where that is anyway), or perhaps the endless realm (if you keep going past the semicircle and through space), maybe even inside the sun or imposters on earth square itself, but it's very likely that even they can't reach the other side and the void, unless this is just all part of the simulation...
 
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