Joke making thread

[ZachTheComplexPersonality]

Lately ive been bored, why not makes some jokes together to get a good laugh

 

[The God of Pasta]

What do rocks store things in?

 

[someone that is bunny]

What do rocks store things in?

your mom (idk what

 

[The God of Pasta]

A beryl.

 

[Bed_breaker117]

count of monte crispo. *wheeze*

 

[Simple]

Tungsten Arsenic Sulfur Sulfur Uranium Phosphorus Bromine Oxygen Sulfur!

A beryl.

Nickel Cerium Oxygen Neon!

 

[ZachTheComplexPersonality]

teehee

 

[Simple]

So, a German walks into an American bar and he asks for 11 glasses of beer. The bartender gawks at him and says, "Elf beer? What do you mean elf beer?"

 

[ZachTheComplexPersonality]

Idk

 

[Bed_breaker117]

count of monte crispo.
get it? no? well crips are chips.

 

[Geotree]

A man walks into a bar, ow

 

[Bethany]

Music and musician jokes, yay! (I play drums, keyboards, guitar, bass, etc. so it's okay for me to tell these.)

Q: What do you say to a drummer in a suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise…"

Q: What are the three most difficult years of a bass player's life?
A: Fifth grade.

Q: How many guitars does a guitarist really need?
A: Just one more.

Q: How do you get a keyboard player off your front porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.

Q: What is the range of the clarinet?
A: About thirty yards if you have a good throwing arm.

 

[Agent Sandstorm Σ]

I get NONE of these jokes.
Except the last one.

 

[Bakugan2556]

I get NONE of these jokes.
Except the last one.

guess you aren't a 200 iq gen z big chungus then

 

[Simple]

"Honey, can you take out the trash?"
"Sure mom." the son heads out to a pile of trash and reaches into his pocket.
It's a gun. He slowly points it at an empty bag of Doritos on the very tip of the pile. "You're going down, scum."

 

[Geotree]

aaayyyyy, not gun, shooty device. youtube'll get mad

 

[Talus]

I would tell you a joke about salt, but NA, you wouldn't get it
(anyone who actually gets this is a big brain.)

 

[Talus]

My teacher : "Did you know that Michal Jackson is still singing holographically"
Me: "does he still touch kids"
My teacher who didn't hear me: "Yes!"

 

[Mimic a Romantic Mug]

A friend told me this one.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth, now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

 

[Geotree]

I would tell you a joke about salt, but NA, you wouldn't get it
(anyone who actually gets this is a big brain.)

somone had to do it eventually