Blackbugatti101
Brain of Cthulhu
Man: My wife is giving birth, what should I do?
Hospital worker: Is this her first child?
Man: No, this is her husband.
Hospital worker: Is this her first child?
Man: No, this is her husband.
Haha, this one got me laughingFreind: Can you tell me what "the" is in German?
Me: Die.
Freind: OH GOD PLEASE SPARE ME I DID NOTHING WRONG!
None of those are jokes.Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Hi there @Endorianysm, welcome to the forums.If there are manholes, why are there only "Man"holes? Are there womanholes we don't know about?
Female sewer workers or just female womanhole knowers, please reply telling me what this discrimination means.
What? They said it was the "Off-Topic" Page!