Joke making thread

[Defure]

aaayyyyy, not gun, shooty device. youtube'll get mad

*rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty

 

[Talus]

me : *gets an A*
random guy on the toilet : *has a heart attack*

 

[Defure]

What?

 

[Bed_breaker117]

most of these jokes don't even make sense to me.
is it just me?
hello?
anyone?

 

[Talus]

just you

 

[Defure]

most of these jokes don't even make sense to me.
is it just me?
hello?
anyone?

Not just you.

 

[Talus]

you too???

 

[CursedSliver]

If you had to choose between A and H, which one would you choose?

 

[Ordinary Orange]

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together, because the letter U should be higher up in the alphabet. No, I don't care about you; why would I? Some people just seem to think it's all about them.

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

A fish swam into a wall. "Dam"

 

[Talus]

HAHA

 

[WorMortar]

I would tell you a joke about salt, but NA, you wouldn't get it
(anyone who actually gets this is a big brain.)

I GOT IT, ISNT THE ELEMENT OF SALT Na

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

I GOT IT, ISNT THE ELEMENT OF SALT Na

yup!

 

[Geotree]

Yes and no, it depends what kind of salt, but generally NaCl with some iodine thrown in(table salt, sea salt has its own weird mix depending on where its from)

 

[Tibithia the Inheϱitor]

It's "element of sodium" not "element of salt."
Salt is not an element!

 

[Geotree]

Thats what he meant, it was just worded wierdly

 

[Shattered_sun]

Heres a joke
Kinda innapropriote but not if you not get it
A, B, C, E.
Wait wheres my D?

 

[Talus]

YESS

 

[Talus]

It's "element of sodium" not "element of salt."
Salt is not an element!

I know, but I had to make it useable

 

[WorMortar]

anyways
There was a doctor and a patient.
Doctor: I have bad news and very bad news.
Patient: What is the bad news?
Doctor: You only have 24 hours to live.
Patient: Nothing is worse than that! What is the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been waiting to tell you since yesterday.