Joke Player suggestion Thread

White flag
10 silk
4 wood
Consumable
It ends any invasion not based on natural events at the cost of money. It takes it from your piggy bank, safe, inventory, and anything else private to your character.
 
All Tools, Weapons, Armor, and Pets have durability. They break after 3 uses.

1.1, 1.2, 1.3 and future updates are no longer free. They need to be purchased as DLC for $60 each.

Softcore and Mediumcore no longer exist. You can only play with Hardcore characters from now on.

Normal and Expert Mode Worlds are Locked, you now must play on Inferno Worlds to unlock them and defeat Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword on them, where you only have 1 HP.

Each time a slime is hit summons a Dungeon Guardian.

May the Odds (Not) be ever in your favor!
 
The Penultimate Prism:
Single beams do 1000 damage, combined does 6000.
Uses 200 mama per second in combined form.
14 use time, 6% crit chance.
Dropped at 100% by green slimes.
 
Yeah... I decided to look into the wonderfully insane world of Dontrel Dolphin with this suggestion. This is his sword, the "Cannon Caliber."
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In Terraria (potential in-game sprite to the right), it serves as a pre-hardmode counterpart of the Possessed Hatchet with a 1/200 drop chance from any enemy with the chances getting higher as you go deeper in your world. Unlike most swords, Cannon Caliber is thrown; since it takes one hit to defeat most enemies in Dontrel, the same will apply in our universe. With its ludicrous speed, experienced players can cheese bosses with minimal effort*.

What makes it similar to the Hatchet is the way it is thrown sans the homing capabilities. You should be able to put up with most hostile mobs with no problems and it does wonders with the Lucky Coin and related accessories. Hopefully, someone will come with a better sprite for the C.C. because I'm average at spriting.
*These stats are based from those of the Cannon Caliber in Dontrel Dolphin 3, whose bosses are made consderably easier than those from its predecessors in favor of longer and harder levels.
 
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Lesser Dog Mask

Defense: 0
Cuteness: 9001
Specials: Every time you do something (not something to do with building), the neck goes one pixel higher. Eventually to the point where it's no longer visible, but then descends. This cycle will repeat until it covers your entire screen, even if you re-equip it, and you'll have no choice but to delete it.
 
New Item: the Nerf Gun!

Stats:
0 Ranged Damage
0% Critical Chance
Slow Use Time
100% Drop from any Slime
Tooltip:
"Nerfs all Enemies and Bosses in the game Making their HP, Damage, and Defense equal to 1. Makes them weak enough so any player can win the game easily with no effort involved!"

Ah, but we can't forget Expert Mode

Expert Mode Item

Nerf Stone
Accessory
100% Drop from any Slime on Expert Mode
When Worn, it causes all your Weapons to do 1 Damage, Your Armor to have 1 Defense. Melee Projectiles no longer work. Last Prism explodes if you try to use it. Solar Eruption becomes a Rubber Band, all Guns shoot confetti. You can no longer use Debuffs, Lifesteal no longer works. And your other Accessories no longer work. After all, you believe your items are overpowered and should be Nerfed.
 
New Item: the Nerf Gun!

Stats:
0 Ranged Damage
0% Critical Chance
Slow Use Time
100% Drop from any Slime
Tooltip:
"Nerfs all Enemies and Bosses in the game Making their HP, Damage, and Defense equal to 1. Makes them weak enough so any player can win the game easily with no effort involved!"
Just for good measure, actually make it look like a nerf gun. And it's projectiles as darts.
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Master Emerald
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Obtained from Floating Island chests
Summons Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles...
Eventually, the entire world will get overrun by Knuckles
All Knuckles have 2 heath. However, when hit, they drop rings that give other Knuckles health
Knuckles says "Oh no" when hurt
Eventually, the game will crash with the error "Unable to chuckle" due to too many Knuckles
Knuckles drops the Knuckles gloves, which lets you glide and climb walls, and when standing still with them on you will chuckle
 
Golden Duck Action Figure

Obtained from golden ducks
Summons Merasmus who floods the entire screen in golden ducks constantly saying "BONUS DUCKS". The error screen you get if your game crashes is "BONUS DUCKS".
 
Uranium Helmet
+60% damage
+30% critical hit rate
All weapons have usetime multiplied by 0.7 rounded down
-20 max health
-6 defense
Uranium Breastplate
+70% damage
+40% critical hit rate
-20 max health
-10 defense
Uranium Greaves
+50% damage
+30% critical hit rate
+50% movement speed
-20 max health
-10 defense

Set bonus: Max hp is halved, first attack you take upon beginning combat (hitting anything in the last 10 seconds, time renewed by doing or receiving damage) will halve current hp again, on hit you will inflict a DoT that does your last damaging attack's damage per tick for 5 seconds, which stacks infinitely.
 
Pepe armor
+100% chance to find rare creatures
+50% sadness
+69 def
Set bonus: you are rare
 
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Laxative gun
Anything you shoot will spurt poop until entire screen is filled
But don't worry there is other new item
Pooper scooper
Scoops one poop pixel ata time
999999999999999999 use time
 
Uranium Helmet
+60% damage
+30% critical hit rate
All weapons have usetime multiplied by 0.7 rounded down
-20 max health
-6 defense
Uranium Breastplate
+70% damage
+40% critical hit rate
-20 max health
-10 defense
Uranium Greaves
+50% damage
+30% critical hit rate
+50% movement speed
-20 max health
-10 defense

Set bonus: Max hp is halved, first attack you take upon beginning combat (hitting anything in the last 10 seconds, time renewed by doing or receiving damage) will halve current hp again, on hit you will inflict a DoT that does your last damaging attack's damage per tick for 5 seconds, which stacks infinitely.
should also cause player the debuff radiation poisoning doing 50 damage per second
 
Uranium Helmet
+60% damage
+30% critical hit rate
All weapons have usetime multiplied by 0.7 rounded down
-20 max health
-6 defense
Uranium Breastplate
+70% damage
+40% critical hit rate
-20 max health
-10 defense
Uranium Greaves
+50% damage
+30% critical hit rate
+50% movement speed
-20 max health
-10 defense

Set bonus: Max hp is halved, first attack you take upon beginning combat (hitting anything in the last 10 seconds, time renewed by doing or receiving damage) will halve current hp again, on hit you will inflict a DoT that does your last damaging attack's damage per tick for 5 seconds, which stacks infinitely.

should also cause player the debuff radiation poisoning doing 50 damage per second

Err... it could autokill person, mutate him, delete him etc...
 
-Combine Frostspark Boots and Lava Waders to get Terrestrial Boots
-Combine Terrestrial Boots with Bundle of Balloons to get Balloon Boots
-Combine Balloon Boots with a Lucky Horseshoe to get Flying Horseboots
-Combine Flying Horseboots with Ankh Shield to get Ballooning Horseboots of Protection
-Combine Ballooning Horseboots of Protection with Master Ninja Gear to get Omniterrain Horseboots of Protection and Agility
-Combine Omniterrain Horseboots of Protection and Agility with the Cell Phone to get Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Horseboots of Protection and Agility
-Combine Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Horseboots of Protection and Agility with a Celestial Shell to get Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Horseboots of Protection and Agile Transmogrification
-Combine Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Horseboots of Protection and Agile Transmogrification with another Celestial Stone to get Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Horseboots of Protection and Agile Transmogrification
-Combine Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Horseboots of Protection and Agile Transmogrification with the three fishing accessories to get Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Horseboots of Protection and Agile Transmogrification
-Combine Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Horseboots of Protection and Agile Transmogrification with the Celestial Cuffs, Fire Gauntlet, Sniper Scope, Necromantic Scroll, Papyrus Scarab, and Pygmy Necklace to get Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Protection, and Agile Transmogrification
-Combine Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Protection, and Agile Transmogrification with a Greed Ring to get Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Protection, Wealth, and Agile Transmogrification. This also reduces this accessory's value to 1 copper.
-Combine Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Protection, Wealth, and Agile Transmogrification with one of every expert mode accessory to get Expertly Combined Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Protection, Wealth, and Agile Transmogrification
-Combine Expertly Combined Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Protection, Wealth, and Agile Transmogrification with Frozen Turtle Shell and Paladin's Shield to get Expertly Combined Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Superior Protection, Wealth, and Agile Transmogrification
-Combine Expertly Combined Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Superior Protection, Wealth, and Agile Transmogrification with Frog Leg to get Amphibious Expertly Combined Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Superior Protection, Wealth, and Agile Transmogrification
-Combine Expertly Combined Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Superior Protection, Wealth, and Agile Transmogrification with a Mana Flower, Endless Musket Pouch, and Endless Arrow Quiver to get Infinitely Resourced Expertly Combined Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Superior Protection, Wealth, and Agile Transmogrification
-Combine Infinitely Resourced Expertly Combined Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Superior Protection, Wealth, and Agile Transmogrification with Flower Boots to get Green Thumbed Infinitely Resourced Expertly Combined Fish-Whispering Worldly Omniscient Teleporting Augmented Commanding Horseboots of Damage, Superior Protection, Wealth, and Agile Transmogrification
 
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