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Shrek On My Deck

Skeletron Prime
A meme shield that grants 9999 defense and completely reflects all damage back to the attacker, even if it's an insta- kill/defense ignoring :D
 
Version 9.9.9.9:
-Weegee (popularised by Youtube Poop, which is a series of preexisting content modified with a video editing program [such as SONY/MAGIX VEGAS, Blender (which is a combination of 3D modelling software, 3D animating software, game engine, and movie editing software in at least an app), Shotcut and mooooore] so bizarrely, and most of those videos [as in most Super Mario 64 Bloopers] are quite kid unfriendly), a satiric meme caricature of Luigi from Mario is Missing, has AWOKEN, his stats are described below:
-HP: 999999999999999
-DMG: 9999999
-DEF: 9999999 (a broken wooden hammer can breakthrough his DEF).
-KBR: 99%
-IMMUNE: all debuffs except frozen.
-ATK1: Shoots lasers that turn every NPC into a Weegee that has the same stats.
ATK2: At halfway health, he summons MALLEO, which is Mario from DOS/Mac/Windows 3.1 (Deluxe) editions of Mario is Missing, with 2x stats.
-ATK3: When his HP is reduced to 25%, summons BAUZAR (which is actually Bowser from the PC version of Mario Is Missing) with 10x stats and invincibility.
-Drops: Weegee Mask, Weegee trophy, Weegee coins (100 platinum, but made without killing Weegee using said amount of platinum coins)(999 quantity).
-Summoned by using the "Broken Copper Egg" (Gray rarity) (made with 999 rotten eggs [OVERKILL] and the infamous "Broken Copper Shortsword" on Ancient Manipulator post-Moon Lord) on a painter named "Luigi" (you will rarely find this name for a painter) or "Mario" (found it multiple times) in the post-Moon Lord world.
-Lorem Ipsum (meaningless Greeking) in the Andy (in 1.2-1.2.4.1, System, and in 1.0-1.1.2, Fixedsys) typeface replaces all of your NPCs' quotes.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
-the PC edition of Terraria requires at least a 16 core/32 thread proccessor (I recommend 18 cores/36 threads), an Enthusiast Tier GPU from 2017 (Geforce RTX 2080Ti, Radeon Vega 64 liquid), 128GB of RAM, and at least Windows 10 Pro edition, 2018 Linux disturbitons, or macOS Mojave, for literally 1234567890$
-MOAR glitchez (yes, the minus world [glitchy corruption background that appears when you teleport to the deepest layer of HELL and use your ROD under it, with unbreakable glitchy lihzahrd bricks and glitchy unkillable enemies that crash your game] and other infamous glitches come to you).
 
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Yello_X

Duke Fishron
Completely new and unbalanced weapon, the Vampire's Influxalis!
Description: It will project rapid purple slices in all 4 directions (N,E,S,W). Every hit will repeatedly re-hit the enemy (Like the Influx Waver, except this one will hit as long as the Influxalis is held out and doesn't check if the enemy isn't in range). Every hit will heal 100% of the damage dealt to the player.

Vampire Influxalis - PURPLE Rarity
Damage: 93 (Influxalis Fang aka Re-hit Projectile deals 2x damage)
Knockback: 4 (Weak)
Crit. Chance: 75%
Use Time: 1 (Insanely Fast)
Velocity: 30
 

Animus Viral

Skeletron Prime
Description: It will project rapid slices in all 4 directions (N,E,S,W) that track enemies. Every hit will repeatedly re-hit the enemy (Like the Influx Waver, except this one will hit as long as the Omni weapon is held out and doesn't check if the enemy isn't in range). Every hit will heal 100% of the damage dealt to the player.

Omni weapon - RAINBOW Rarity
Damage: 1 (Damage registers then sets enemy's hp to 1)
Knockback: 4 (Weak)
Crit. Chance: 100%
Use Time: 1 (Insanely Fast)
Velocity: 999
 

WingedOracle

Eye of Cthulhu
The Dungeon now gets spooky during Halloween. If Golem has been defeated, the cultists will now be in the bottom of the dungeon, all shaking in fear. Skeletron will be dancing on the top of the dungeon for some reason. If you talk to him, you get this item:

Cultist Away Spray.
 
The ULTIMATE WEAPON (a behemoth sword that is 50x bigger than the massive modifier of a Breaker Blade, has a rainbow Excalibur blade, a Terra Blade hilt, and shoots a substantial amount of Last Prism Beams, effectively crashing the game on even an 18-core computer with 128GB of RAM):
-TIER: Rainbow.
-DMG: infinity.
-KB: 10000000000000.
-SPD: 10000000000000 (takes over 456 million years to use)
-VELOCITY: 10000000000.
-CRAFTING (of course an OVERKILL for even the skilled Terrarians that never use free item servers and cheating): 999 of every weapon, including rare and very inferior ones, AT AN ANCIENT MANIPULATOR PLACED BETWEEN AN ADAMANTITE/TITANIUM FORGE AND A MYTHRIL/ORICHALCUM ANVIL (Worfer said not on a Glass Kiln).
 
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TheWorfer27

Retinazer
The ULTIMATE WEAPON (a behemoth sword that is 50x bigger than the massive modifier of a Breaker Blade, has a rainbow Excalibur blade, a Terra Blade hilt, and shoots a substantial amount of Last Prism Beams, effectively crashing the game on even an Alienware machine):
-TIER: Rainbow.
-DMG: infinity.
-KB: 10000000000000.
-SPD: 10000000000000 (takes over 456 million years to use)
-VELOCITY: 10000000000.
-CRAFTING (of course an OVERKILL for even the skilled Terrarians that never use free item servers and cheating): 999 of every weapon, including rare and very inferior ones, AT AN ANCIENT MANIPULATOR PLACED BETWEEN AN ADAMANTITE/TITANIUM FORGE AND A MYTHRIL/ORICHALCUM ANVIL.
No next to a glass kiln to confuse everyone
 

WingedOracle

Eye of Cthulhu
And going to the Suspicious-Looking NSFW Dark Web site triggers the Police Invasion.
Yeah, forgot about that event.

It's the hardest event in the game, and is only recommended for very skilled players!

The miniboss for the event is some FBI guy! His strongest attack is stronger than Moon Lord's eye lazer!
 

TMB50

Terrarian
Yeah, forgot about that event.

It's the hardest event in the game, and is only recommended for very skilled players!

The miniboss for the event is some FBI guy! His strongest attack is stronger than Moon Lord's eye lazer!
I thought that was the pre-HM event. The HM one is found by clicking on the Dark Web State Secret Sellpage, which summons the CIA.
 

WingedOracle

Eye of Cthulhu
Books can now be read.

I wonder what genre of book you will find?

Make sure it isn't some kind of weird thing. Or a dungeon guardian could be spawned.
 
Books can now be read.

I wonder what genre of book you will find?

Make sure it isn't some kind of weird thing. Or a dungeon guardian could be spawned.
Books can be read, but if you did not kill Skeletron and EoC they only show the lorem ipsum and summon 9999 Dungeon Guardians, when both bosses are killed they will summon 9999 imp summons to kill anything including NPCs.
 
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