Joke Player suggestion Thread

[Shaedric]

UltraDirt: a .000000000001 drop from dirt that is so op, having it on you cause you to have 10x the debuffs on the developers armor.

 

[SnailsAttack]

See Through Clothes
- Crafted at air
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Pasta: Summons a mini Leinfors to follow you around and judge everything you do and ban you if you break the rules

xD

 

[Thebeatbat1139]

Sanic the hedgehorg.
Sanic has over 9,000 heath.
You can only defeat him by noscoping.
His air is the same as the dungeon guardian.

 

[FairyPrincessSerenity]

Nerf dirt. It's too OP.

 

[TerrorPenguin]

Spoiler: RedigitRedigitRedigitRedigitRedigit

Redigit minion
does 420 trillion damage to everything and makes you invincible
gives you infinite flight, %420 increase in speed
whenever it kills something smaller redigit heads that do 69 trillion damage spawn and follow you

 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

TROO TEHEARAREARIA BLAYD
1337693604209001 MAGIMELRANGE DAMIDJE
MAEKS DORITOE AND MAUNTIN DOO RAYN
N0SC0PS SCRBS AND N00BS
MAEKS AYRHOERN NOYZEZ

 

[NoSoap]

Truest truer than true True Terra Blade.
reviews the truth about everything. ur game device couldn't handle it and explodes

 

[Ziggyzagoo]

The Blue Text of hope.
It yells at everyone on servers that donated and get cool colored text.

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

*insert misspelled weapon or boss with XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX stats here*

 

[Ryei]

Be able to quickscope with the sniper rifle
like so

 

[Kaiju]

A spell that launches boulders that do double their normal damage at base.

 

[Nobody Important]

Extra Sharp Cheddar
Damage: 17
Knockback: 3
Use time: 10

It is a short sword that looks like a wedge of cheese.

 

[TheG434]

All boss,
to defeat it you'll need Menacing Hallowed armor and Legendary/Superior Vampire knives

 

[Samrux]

Paladin shoulderpads. +10 charisma

 

[Bryce's Games]

Derp gun.
Shoots gel.
Does 129048019347829067980074091857*&*^29038759137KHJsdfiajsdfjo; qaj damage per shot.
shoots 29347808243019589014732890690 times per second.
U all just got rekt

 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Chocolate Rain event. Nothing more to explain than that.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

Spoiler

Super Heavee Maachine gun
1337 range damage
1 use-time (Insaaaanely faaaast speed)
#GetREKTeveryone

Rawket Lawnchair
"It's over 9000!"
shoot chair that deal 9001 damage.

Combine Water bolt,Golden shower,MAgical Harp,Curse flame,Razor blade Typhoon,lasar rifle,rail gun.
to make "..................." deal 666 damage inflict every debuff.

 

[AmmunitionCodBeeDuster]

Item: Master blade (accessory).

Spoiler

a terra blade and a band of regeneration, and when equipped, it makes you fly, boosts your damage by 1000%, makes you run 1000000% faster, and lowers your defense by 0.1% so that its balanced. it will look like this

 

[Mebybemn]

Spoiler

Nemesis
fires rubber duckies
1 ranged damage
range of 4 tiles
rubber ducks latch on to enemies and explode (radius 50 times the size of dynamite) dealing over 9000 damage, explosions have a 69.69% chance to instakill. Explosions heal the player by 10,000,000% of the damage dealt

Dirt Charm
nearby dirt blocks (1,000 tile radius) turn into minature dirt cats that fly & shread nearby enemies to pieces
crafted with 1 dirt & 99 nymph banners

 

[DestroyerOfTheDestroyer]

Spoiler: Balls of Cthulhu

Twins Ai. One nut shoots sperm at you for 69 damage (SIXTY-NINE AMIRITE?) and the other one charges at you like teh Eye of Cuthloo for 420 damage. Drops Cthulhu .

//Sorry, not sorry.