Joke Player suggestion Thread

[The Dankest Meme]

you should be able to fly to the moon and eat moon cheese

 

[Hunky]

Hello everybody, I have a silly idea that I want to show you. My idea was a flying Pot'O'Gold mount:

Sprite: (I know it's bad!)

Tooltip:
'It doesn't come with a tiny Leprechaun!' (The tooltip still needs improvements )

Information:

• Infinite flight.
• 33 flight time (Horizontal).
• 41 flight time (Vertical).
• Immobile on land.
• 0 movement speed (If touching blocks).
• Leaves a rainbow trail behind when flying.

How to get it:

• The item that summons the flying Pot'O'Gold drops by any hardmode enemy (0.5% chance) during 13th may (Official Leprechaun day!).

CREDITS:
The iron pot is part of this sprite:
http://terraria.wiki.gg/Pot_o'_Gold

You Should change the tooltip to: "Leprechaun not included" because it reminds me of those kid's toy commercials where they say: "Batteries not included"

 

[repeater13]

Avalanche - 100% chance of happening at night in an ice biome.

Giant snow balls fall from the sky, and they instant kill you regardless of what your defense is.

 

[Storm Dragonica]

Troll Mode :
-Medusa spawns in replacement of all enemies
-Moon Lord spawns in replacement of all bosses
-If you die, the world and your character gets deleted
-You start out with nothing, so no digging for you.
-Your world will be 100% crimson/corrupt cuz y not.
-Every night, a boss spawns.
-Oh, Llamas will now spawn in replacement of your regular critters, if you approach it, it will turn into a Nymph Llama.
-Cursing the Old man causes Dungeon Guardiantron to spawn.

 

[Almighty bobbit worm]

1.4 update changelog

*removed the guide
*replaced all npc's with medusa's
*the stoned debuff lasts forever (makes sense right?)
*added dlc's which cost $9.99
*added nothing
*fixed a bug where the game actually worked

 

[amenyoussef]

Spoiler: Boos fite : da pharawewh

Is new bos fite ; evil pharaoh
You sumon it by throwing zee pharaoh set in hawt leveh
Hp : is over 9000000000
Def : is over 9000000000
Atk : Insta kile u cuz u ignore it
Immune to : Shoop da whoop buff (from shoop da whoop cannon which drops from evil pharaoh) , Everi debuff pls
Ok let's get serieus
Attacks :
-Fires Thousands of unavoidable beams , range covers entire world and goes through blocks , deals 10000000000000 damage each
-Eats your character and your world , if any character gets eaten ,the character gets deleted and the character's player's computer will perform a 360 degree rotation thrice and blows up along with a "JEEEEEEEEEZ" during the rotation
-"Smell my foot pls" this is one of the pharaoh's quotes when he performs one of his strongest attacks , he holds you and crushes you with his stinky yucky legs if that happens , you transform into a foot for the entirety of your terraria career
-When you hit him , he has a 99.99% chance to spawn the final boss of any mod with extremely high buffed up stats
-He opes his large mouth to show a 1 year old kid eating doritos , that kid will fire evil lasers from his eyes and say "Terareh is 2d mencrehft ripaf hahahahaha" and if you get hit by the lasers , you get every single bad game in your computer , even if your capacity memory doesn't stack all of them
Drops :
Evil true dirt rewhd : is op wepon , casts dirt block projectahel for da priec of one actual dert blewk , dews 8080808080808080 For 3ds/wii u damage
Supah saiyan true cowpah shotsord : strongest wepon evah , deal 1 brawl damage , veri effectev agenst boses agenst da mun lawrd
Bug net : does nothing heh
Hapi deys : kile u with da poweh of da bouldehs hahahahaha !!!!!!
yermir : casts yrimirs , when in contact with npc , yrimir says "Powah of da watah bult ayyyyyy"
End of da tarerea : summon falin muwn on u , and terarea will do a 1080 degre spin and blows up
Shoop da whoop cannon : "Ama fayrin meh lasoor , BLARG" is the purpose of this weapon , causes enemies to do a 360 degree spin 500000 x times and inflicts confuse for non confusable enemy hah

please remember that everything in the spoiler is a joke

 

[WingedOracle]

Moon Lord now only drops a Copper Shortsword.

 

[Alinc]

You Should change the tooltip to: "Leprechaun not included" because it reminds me of those kid's toy commercials where they say: "Batteries not included"

Thanks for the tip!

 

[Dragonsnatcher6]

Neck of Cthulhu.

True final boss shoots phantasmal deathray style vomit for 500 damage for the entire fight and it goes through blocks. Has 300000 health. Drops suspicious looking suggestion. When used it summons Cthulhu but then an admin comes and kills it and takes the drops because Cthulhu boss suggestions are not allowed.

 

[WingedOracle]

New mage weapon: Book of Controversy.
Once you use it, enemies will dislike you, and bosses will try to have a flame war with you.

 

[Alamandra Vonn Pravus]

i'm added into the game and i decide to be a ty GM, narrating everything in a warped version of the stanley parable
as @Blue the Swordsman would say
"ing hell Juice"

 

[Storm Dragonica]

Da Bomb :

Spoiler

It's an accessory, after putting it on, you cannot put it off and you will explode in 5 second, dealing 999.999.999 damage, the explosion radius is as large as your 3x3 tiles, so good luck trying to suicide bomb bosses.

 

[ReusableLime20]

A new gamemode called DerpMode. All the enemies are so stupid that they can only hurt each other, and all of them end up healing you.

 

[ReusableLime20]

A new game mechanic, sanity.

When you start a fresh character, you have full sanity. However, this can be decreased gradually by:
1. The night time
2. Being in the crimson/corruption
3. Rain
4. Various other things.

Once you get below half your full sanity, the hallucinations start. You will begin to see faint shadow warriors walking around you. At this point they are harmless and when you hover over them it doesnt say anything. However, eventually these shadows become much more clear, and real! Big black shadow warriors (called minion of cuthulu) will start to attack you, dealing 100 damage per hit. They have 1000 health, so they are hard to kill. When you die you will have full sanity again. The hallucinations will go away.

You can increase your sanity by being around npcs, and picking flowers.

Going insane does have a benefit. Minions of cuthulu have a 4% chance to drop the ancient shadow blade. There is nothing special about this sword, except it's really high damage, which is 150. It swings very fast too. However, since its only an illusion you can only use it when you are insane, so there's the catch. While not insane, it will appear as a faint outline in your inventory, but nothing will happen if you try to use it.

This actually seems like a good mod idea!

 

[Creeper da Snek]

This actually seems like a good mod idea!

If I'm correct, someone actually made a mod based on the Insanity meter in Don't Starve.

 

[ReusableLime20]

The Destroyer now literally destroys your world, summoning him deletes you and your save.

 

[iKirbyGaming]

The Destroyer now literally destroys your world, summoning him deletes you and your save.

Then he deletes your Terraria desktop short cut.

Oh, the humanity...

 

[Orion_Bright]

Slimes now turn every block they touch into slime blocks! Watch out for that king slime!

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

*clears throat*

Spoiler: The Chutuhlu boss

ctluhu is spawned wiht a suspicous looking tentakle wich is crafted from all keymolds and 999 hallow bars. he looks like cluthulu an only has 1 eye (cause the eye of cthuluht) he has 10000000 health an instakils u after 1 minute so its hard but when he is killd he drops these:

wings of ctuhlu can fly infinit like red wings
broken chluthu sword so u can mak tru terra blade
gun of cuhlu shots ultra super fast and damage: 1000
staff of cthuulh shoot 959360257 fire balls and demeg . 193472

but dey ar only 1% drop so its belensed

tru terra bled
100000000000000000 demeg
super fest
shoots 1w478902 bolts

when ctluhtcluh is kild you activat ultra hard mode when evry mob has +52308352802350823 damage and it aspawns nev mobs for exmple flying demons dat pour lava over ur hous. dey hav 100000000000000000000 helth pls like and comment my sugeston

You don't even know how to spell Cthulhu?! you keep misspelling your speech and BAM!! you cannot even spell it as C-T-H-U-L-H-U !

Now lets continue with one of the Joke Suggests full of imbalance

Spoiler: Wall of Skeletron

never spawns naturally so you need a Darkened Skull which is made of 1 Ebonstone by your hand
Health: 122333444455555666666
Damage: 999999999999 (also shoots up to 10000 Flaming Skulls, summons Skeletron Prime, The Destroyer, and The Twins)
Defence: 122333444455555666666
Drops: Dbl. Broken Hero Sword (can revive the True Terra Night's Excalibur Starfury Enchanted Beam Tongue Mere Blade Breaker Edge), Staff of Overpower (Does 999999999 damage and consume 10000000 mana from you, shoots 1000 sword beams that pierce an enemy), Sniper Magnum Musket Onyx Revolver Ryder Revolver Gun MLG Rifle (does 13333337777777 dmg and makes microphone sounds+RainBowFrogs+Snoop Dogg+Doritos+Mountain Dew+sound of a girl saying "Oh my gosh"+makes your character wear sunglasses, shoots too many bullets), molten Daedalus Storm Phantom pulse Hallowed Vulcan Fury (shoots arrows doing 90000000 damage inflicting EVERY SINGLE DE-BUFF! EVEN STONE AND CONFUSION!), Cthulhu Armour (head: 12121212 defence (it has no eyes), torso: 36363636 defence, legs: 24242424 defence, set bonus: 500000000% raise to every weapons damage), also the drops are drastically reduced to 1/2500000000 so its balanced

the True Terra Night's Excalibur Starfury Enchanted Beam Tongue Mere Blade Breaker Edge:
does 9999999999999 damage
shoots too many beams (1000000)
crafted from 1 Dbl. Broken Hero Sword, 1 Terra Blade, 1 True Excalibur, 1 True Night's Edge, 1 Starfury, 1 Enchanted Sword or Arkhalis, 1 Beam Sword, 1 Blade Tongue, and 1 Breaker Blade at Ancient Manipulator

 

[Alamandra Vonn Pravus]

You don't even know how to spell Cthulhu?! you keep misspelling your speech and BAM!! you cannot even spell it as C-T-H-U-L-H-U !

Perhaps this is intentional, as this is a joke suggestion thread.