Kill the Above Poster with the Weapon They Give You

[Yoshi28]

A monster. It devours you.

A cheese ball.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

It is massive and rolls you over.

A ball of yarn.

 

[Yoshi28]

A ball? I choke you with the yarn.

A speck of dust.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I make you inhale it, which causes you to have convenient respiratory problems and die after being unable to call 911.

A hairbrush.

 

[Yoshi28]

Easy, I shove it down your throat.

A gun.

 

[Doodles]

The bullet shot cuts the rope of the conveniently-placed chandelier above you. It falls and crushes you.

The entirety of Jupiter.

 

[Tallin]

c r u s h

Rare, expensive Gemstone

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I stab you with it

A Joy-Con

 

[Doodles]

Turns out the Joy-Con is controlling you. I lay it on the ground and do absolutely nothing with it. You walk off a cliff against your will.

The "post reply" button

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

It comes to life and punches you for each time you’ve pressed it.

My head.

 

[Tallin]

You outsmart me into walking off the Empire State Building
Mexico

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

You outsmart me into walking off the Empire State Building
Mexico

I somehow send you in vacation in there, and you die there of old age.

A... uhh, a cola six-pack?

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I shake the cola cans so hard that when I throw them at you they explode and you die.

A duster

 

[Tallin]

I shove it down your throat and you choke to death

15 year old Corpse Husband Stan on Twitter

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

You cringed to death... literally.

Among Us.

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

You get killed by the sussy impostor in amogus hd 4k funny amongus games and challenges /j

A Single Almond.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I squish it with a pestle and mortar, then leave it's micro-fragments in air. You inhale it, having deadly allergy to it, and then you die.

Slipper.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I hit you with it and land a critical hit.

My hand.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

The classic "stop hitting yourself" routine.

My foot.

 

[Doodles]

I throw you up into the air as you do a triple axle-backflip-somersault directly onto your face.

A chunk of scrap metal