Kill the Above Poster with the Weapon They Give You

[Willow the wisp]

I take it, and stab you in the gut with the sharp corner

a single almond

 

[Prince Ink]

Looks like you have a severe nut allergy that you didn’t know about. Probably shouldn’t have eaten that almond.

Canada

 

[Willow the wisp]

killed with kindness, but it was mostly the bears

a piece of dust

 

[Chococlover641]

I poison it and stickt it down you throat

stairs

 

[Streyll]

You fall down them, and it was definitely an accident and not me pushing you down them.

A bowl.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I put it on your head, duct-tape the edge of it about your neck, and wait for you to suffocate. You do.

Newspaper.

 

[Streyll]

I decide to show you the news. You get a heart attack from seeing it, and die.

A pen.

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

I called John Wick's younger brother who is actually another assassin. He uses the pen to poke you till' death.

Minecraft Among Us Battle Royale: Granny's Basics at Freddy Frazbear Update.

 

[Prince Ink]

Turns out you’re in the update, and you get downed immediately.

Bloodhound’s sonar (Apex Legends)

 

[Chococlover641]

I use it

the spell "Metamore fe fauciesse"

 

[Prince Ink]

No idea what that is, so I use it then hit you over the head with whatever I’m holding when it doesn’t work.

Where Scout from TF2 is from.

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

You got killed by others like Scout in his homeland, man they are really annoying.

This... thing right here in my hand.

 

[Prince Ink]

(Man, Scout really wasn’t wrong about being dead if you were from where he’s from. XD)
I grab your hand and make you shove it down your throat, choking you.

Expenses

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

I moved to America and had a car accident, they weren't wrong about the expenses of the hospitals.

Twitter.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I make up something you said and get you cancelled for it.

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

I make up something you said and get you cancelled for it.

Since you didn't me a weapon. I'll counter-cancel you by exposing you faking my cancel and you died.

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria

 

[WorMortar]

The animatronics decides to stuff your mouth with pizza before you explode.
Or, better yet stuff you in a Freddy suit.

Mannequin

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

I expected the worst *Mannequin proceeds to live and kill me like many others would*.

[Hyperlink Blocked]

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

*Makes sword out of letters* Well, goodbye you sandbox

Starkiller Bass

 

[Tallin]

ummmmm
I shoot you with big boi red fish
you die
sunglasses