Kill the Above Poster with the Weapon They Give You

[Ganransu]

I force feed it to you and choke you to death with it

A forum post

 

[SuperSkeletonboi]

I make it so toxic you literally poison yourself.

666

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

I make it so toxic you literally poison yourself.

666

I throw each 6 at you.

An orb that only moves away from me. That's all it does, it will move away from me no matter what.

 

[XtroyX0r]

I tie you to the orb, and because it constantly moves away from you, it drags you into space, causing your death.

Memes.

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

I make a meme so good that you die of laughter.

Sand.

 

[Andy The Guide]

I suffocate you.

An Eyeball.

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

I force you to eat the eyeball.

A bacteriophage.

 

[Andy The Guide]

I make it consume you.

A Feather.

 

[CantWontDo]

I make you sneeze your organs ou.t

A monkey

 

[Andy The Guide]

It chokes you with a banana.
Air.

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

I make the air toxic.

An atom.

 

[Andy The Guide]

I split it and it blows up.

An imaginary friend.

 

[Tallin]

The realization that your only friend isn't real makes you spontaneously implode

the force of nature

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

I summon plantera.

A christams ornanent.

 

[SuperSkeletonboi]

I turn it into deadly arrows and rain down hell on you

A harmless kittien

 

[Ivyss]

Healing magic

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

I use it to heal an evil thing that is dieing.

An m&m.

 

[SuperSkeletonboi]

I duplicate it so you get diabetes

a piece of paper

 

[Tallin]

I paper cut you and you bleed to death

A chair

 

[SuperSkeletonboi]

I keep bashing your head with a chair until you die due to blood loss (around the brain)

Skeleton