Kill the Above Poster with the Weapon They Give You

[Streyll]

I splash the mug's contents on you, and you die from the burn they give you.


A note saying I'll likely be heading offline between now and 30 minutes from now.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I plug your pacemaker offline, causing you to die spontaneously.

Avali plush.

 

[Streyll]

I use a spell to curse it, then send it back to you, and it turns you into a plush once you touch it.


A kobold statue.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I animate it and the kobold enslaves you, sending you two on a mission. Neither of you come back.

Changing Flask.

 

[Streyll]

I steal an off TF potion and throw it at you, and it causes you to die during the transformation.


A character who is [REDACTED], forced their [REDACTED], and just generally would be considered evil.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I make [REDACTED] meet you and [REDACTED] your life essence, murdering you.

A cute batpony.

 

[DatCatBeta the Kobold]

you die of cuteness

ORB

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

"Another hand touches the beacon."
*Dies of Meridia's beacon quest*

A piece of drywall
with asbestos in it of course

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I forcefeed it to you, and then you die.

The massive wall of text I used to describe my lore.

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

You were busying reading it while your place starts collapsing. Oh no geT OUT OF THERE NOW OR YOU'L-

A lightbulb.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I put it in a flashlight, and light it on. Then I blind you while you're driving a car and cause a lethal accident that you didn't survive.

A kobold.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I kill it and then blame it on you, causing the KBI (Kobold Bureau of Investigations) to hunt you down and assassinate you.

A mint leaf.

 

[Spazmatism7]

I fashion a dart with it

A torture device

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I threaten someone with it so that they kill you.

A tire.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I put it on your neck so you struggle with basic life functions and then die off.

A wall of text.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I read it in 0.0836463827272 seconds, and the sheer impossibility of it makes your brain explode.

The letter ‘c’

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I remove it, literally turning you into ham.

The batpony virus.

 

[Elemental Δ]

Something, something, bats, predators, you die.

A person with the inability to kill.

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I give them to you as a bodyguard and then just kill you myself since they’re incapable of stopping me.

Clock

 

[Spazmatism7]

Bonk you on the head really hard

A penny