Sandbox & RPG
Terrarian
You saw a great light in the sky, and you noticed that it's actually the Sun's supernova. Why so early? Well it doesn't matter, 1 millisecond later you're dead.
A pickaxe.
A pickaxe.
((Drunk drivers tend to have more relaxed muscles, while people who have their wits about them tend to tense up to brace for impact. Bracing like that is actually a horrible idea, as you’re get far more damage done to yourself than if you relax. Just thought I’d share that tidbit.))I will forever approach this thread with the intent of "make the absolute most convoluted death possible". one day i will make a ing short story as a post here
I crush the bird with my bare hands, killing it instantly. this sends you into shock, and subsequently into a depressive bout as you miss your pet bird. this evolves into an alchoholism problem, and eventually you drink and drive, and as such you hit someone. you survive because something about drunk drivers being able to survive being flung around more. the person you hit, however, was an avid bird fan taking home a beautiful parakeet. grief overfloods you now, as both the fan and the parakeet were not as luckly. it becomes too much, and you regress into a husk of yourself, almost completely uninteractive. I return, and cut you several times with the now-rotting corpse of your beloved bird, giving you several infections that you dont bother going to get treated, which ultimately kills you
ok so like, you know the smart pistol from titanfall 2? that except the bullets go AROUND the locked on target instead of AT the target. and also your commander keeps setting its IFF system to act as if its a smart pistol instead of the dumb pistol