Kill the Beetle

[Murphmario]

Repost from Terraria Online.

The goal is to try to kill the beetle. However, the next person posts something that makes the beetle survive.

Example:
Guy 1 said: I throw a pokeball at the beetle.
Guy 2 said: The pokeball misses

What you can't use:
Guy 3 said: I send the ant into the rainbow world.
Guy 4 said: The beetle uses it's I MA FIRIN MAH LAZAH TO CREATE A PURTEL OUT OF THA REUM.

I'll start:

I try to pour lava on the beetle.

 

[Azu]

It drank an obsidian skin potion.

 

[Murphmario]

It drank an obsidian skin potion.

You have to try another way to kill the beetle along with it avoiding death.

I shove it into my transformation machine.

 

[Azu]

A fly flies in and gets transformed instead.
i stomp on it.

 

[Murphmario]

A cannonball hits you before you can stomp it.

The transformed fly is about to kill the beetle!

 

[Azu]

I swat the fly

I swat the beetle!

 

[Murphmario]

The fly swatter has holes in it.

I falcon punch the beetle.

 

[Azu]

Captain Falcon Falcon punches you harder

I try to stomp on it again

 

[Murphmario]

A bullet bill hits you.

The beetle is about to walk into a spider cave.

 

[Cheerio]

You lose your balance and fall over the other way.

I try to shoot it with a dart trap.

(Ninja'd)

 

[Azu]

The dart trap isn't wired

Stomping on it part 3

 

[Murphmario]

A banzai bill hits you. Where's all of this artillery coming from anyways?

The beetle is about to walk into a spider cave!

 

[Azu]

I use the dirt rod to move the dirt its standing on above it

I stomp on it with a cobalt shield!

 

[DestroyerOfTheDestroyer]

I use the dirt rod to move the dirt its standing on above it

I stomp on it with a cobalt shield!

You get hit by a sniper rifle that has crystal bullets. You don't live.

I shoot the beetle into a black hole.

 

[Azu]

Too bad the bullet bill that was going to hit me carries it to safety!

I prepare to burn it!

 

[Varsia]

I eat it before you could.

I eat it.

 

[Murphmario]

You poop it out.

The beetle is about to walk into a man eater!

 

[theclownfish II]

it sees it and runs away

i pour gunpowder on the beetle

 

[Azu]

A slight breeze blows the powder off.

I (once again) stomp on my pigron

 

[Murphmario]

Tunnel King bans you for hurting a member of the forums.

I release a Metroid in the place the beetle is at.