The Rope God🌳
Torch God
He strolls in, smiling warmly.
What is it?
IC Limbo.
- Thread starter Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿
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What is it?
Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿
Plantera
I found a bunny.
The Rope God🌳
Torch God
Oh. That's it? I see like a million of them every day in my home world...
Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿
Plantera
Oh.
I've never seen a fluffy white bunny before.
Over in Kansas, we only really got cottontails and jackrabbits.
The Rope God🌳
Torch God
What's a Kansas?
Esther
Stardust Pillar
Mirror gives a worried glance to Chis, but thinks it's best to leave her alone for now.
Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿
Plantera
It's a large flat grassy area where I live
DarkMeta92
The Destroyer
Mega Father and Reverse-Spirit have arrived near Stephanie's base. They are attempting to stealthily listen to the conversation between Ferrin and Irene.
(Stealth: 20, 15)
(Hearing:11, 11)
(EDIT: now that I think about it Mega Father probably has disadvantage on hearing for this. Nvm about his 11.)
(Mega Father's new hearing roll:6, 4)
(Stealth: 20, 15)
(Hearing:
(EDIT: now that I think about it Mega Father probably has disadvantage on hearing for this. Nvm about his 11.)
(Mega Father's new hearing roll:
The Rope God🌳
Torch God
I don't think that's any different from our current situation
Im_ConcernedChromium
Skeletron Prime
“I must be lagging or something…” *Andrew has not moved an inch in the past undefined amount of hours/days*
Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿
Plantera
Therian leaves her base, looking around.
The Rope God🌳
Torch God
In all his glory, The Rope God stands there about 30 meters away, facing away from her with his hands behind his back.
I thought you'd never come out.
Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿
Plantera
Oh my God not this
Have you just been standing out here trying to look cool for weeks?
That's the same thing your mother said after seeing your big
forehead.
The Rope God🌳
Torch God
He actively breaks his composure and nearly falls over.Oh my God not this
Have you just been standing out here trying to look cool for weeks?
UHH WHAT NO I have No idea what you're talking about.
Trust me, I have way better insults to throw at you.That's the same thing your mother said after seeing your big
I mean ive been standing here thinking about it for weeks.
...
Its a damn shame your body will be too broken to hear them.
Im_ConcernedChromium
Skeletron Prime
“Oh hey the lag stopped.”
“Whats up stephanie and… cord man?”
“Whats up stephanie and… cord man?”
Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿
Plantera
Listen here you leather jackass.
If your son wasn't kissing my daughter I would tie you to a chair and force you to eat his lifeless body as I saw off your leg.
Nothing, hun. Go back to the base. Unless you have a gun. If you have a gun, hand me the gun. And then go back to the base.
The Rope God🌳
Torch God
He sighs.
So much for remaining cordial.
Are you sure you really know who you're talking to? Are you unaware of your phenomenally unwise decision to stand against a God?
Ferrin perks up.
Your mom and my dad are talking outside. Impolitely.
Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿
Plantera
You call yourself a god yet the godliest feat you've accomplished is having an ego thrice the size of Neptune.
Face it.
You've got the intelligence of a kindergartener
the behaviour of an elementary schooler
the humour of a middle schooler
and the responsibility of a high schooler
You are
ing worthless.Completely and utterly
ing worthless.Tell me, string boy.
What was the last thing you did that actually improved your world?
When was the last time someone told you that you were a good man?
When was the last time someone took pride in you?
If your answer doesn't pre-date the Iron age, then I don't
ing believe you.Wonder what they're talking about?
Im_ConcernedChromium
Skeletron Prime
“You need a gun... why? Ah whatever. Safety’s off.” *Andrew walks over and hands her his trusty revolver*
“Now that just doesnt feel right.” *Andrew says, not having a gun, and ontop of that, not being in possession of a firearm*
The Rope God🌳
Torch God
I've slain great monsters that threatened lives, born from evil.You call yourself a god yet the godliest feat you've accomplished is having an ego thrice the size of Neptune.
Face it.
You've got the intelligence of a kindergartener
the behaviour of an elementary schooler
the humour of a middle schooler
and the responsibility of a high schooler
You are
Completely and utterly
Tell me, string boy.
What was the last thing you did that actually improved your world?
When was the last time someone told you that you were a good man?
When was the last time someone took pride in you?
If your answer doesn't pre-date the Iron age, then I don't
I've freed a certain poor creature from a hivemind prison.
I've put down the writhing corpses of gods eviler than you could imagine.
I've attempted to free an unfortunate old man from the curse of the dragon cult.
I've even gone toe to toe with the slime god himself.
Now let me ask you what you've done.
Other than being a good mother I can think of genuinely nothing good you've done. You've gone on 4 hopeless wars against people stronger than you and killed many without the authority to do so.
You think just because some people were, probably justly, cruel to you gives you the right to attack and kill and just... Be a menace.
And on top of that you just waltz back in here expecting everyone to be fine with you attempting to kill everyone?
I am having NONE OF THIS.
Let's go see!
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