Single Thread RP Limbo.

[M1A1 "Click-Bait"🌳]

Sandwichen continues marching in the fire, unharmed. Bredicus toasts, giving him a +2 defense boost for the next 3 posts.
Sandwichen attempt to rip the plane in half. (D4: 3, 2, 3, 4, 4) (3+2+3+4+4=16) (D20:16). Sandwichen succeeds, throwing the entire left side of the plane 400+ feet away like it was nothing more than a baseball.
He grabs the unconscious pilot, before marching out of the incredibly large inferno
He proceeds to break into two triangular halves, one continuing to exit the fire, and the other returning back in.
The second half, in the fire, calls out.
Is anyone else in these fires? Scream if you are! I will rescue you! I am a trusted government officer and a professional! I can help you!

*The side of the thrown jet careens on a weird trajectory, before exploding violently in the distance. The pilot in his hand is fine, and no answer comes from the wreckage after a little while.*

Thank goodness, I was worried. Not really.
*A missile falls off the jet's wing, and the flames are getting larger at a rapid pace.*

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

[I was rambling like hell because I knew you'd listen]

(Nah, you were rambling like heaven, 'cause he's a seraphim now.)

(Fun fact: I really wasn't sure what to crash into/ the effects of the crash. I settled on Chis' house because I thought that would be most funny.)

(Her house constantly being destroyed makes me think of the cabbage merchant's cart from Avatar: The Last Airbender.)

(7 pages, summary please)

(Hah! I always backread everything.

Sir Stupid appeared from heaven as Seraphim Stupid, Prisma got to test out her new gun, Stupid let Chis and Risbit reunite with Hunter briefly, Tom finished making another piece of Necro armor, Xueqing was asleep for a while, Cream decided to go by her last name Starlight, and a jet crashed into Chis' house, leading to the current events.)

"What in tarnation?"

(

)

"What a disaster..." *Char walks over to the pilot, and examines his condition*
Edit: how much does he weigh

Stygian runs to the entranceway of Chis' house and scans the interior to determine how he might be able to help.
He sees Char with the pilot, and shouts out, "I can help you carry him!"
The scholar's extended pointer finger and the pilot are both surrounded by a blue glow, (D20: 1) ...which instantly fizzles out.

He grabs the unconscious pilot, before marching out of the incredibly large inferno.

<Oh. That works!>
He steps out of the way of the first Sandwichen half and then looks back into the house, trying to see if there's anyone else. (D20: 14 for perception)

 

[Noobly Cream]

{Well ****}

[18] (Bright grabs Star.) “You’re not dying in here!” (He begins to drag her out.)

(I'm late, sorry)
"!" Cream seems to have gotten a time skip, and realizes that she's being dragged out by Bright.
She doesn't say anything, but she just looks at the broken house and the aircraft, deep in thought.

 

[MoultonLava]

SCREW THIS IM DUMPING AS MUCH SAND AS POSSIBLE ON THIS FIRE (She plays her harp, and a large portal appears in the sky. An utterly massive amount of sand pours out onto the fire.)

 

[Esther]

(Her house constantly being destroyed makes me think of the cabbage merchant's cart from Avatar: The Last Airbender.)

(Cabbage Guy!!!)

 

[MoultonLava]

(Some scientists in another world are going to be baffled why a heck ton of sand just disappeared into nowhere.)

 

[Esther]

(Some scientists in another world are going to be baffled why a heck ton of sand just disappeared into nowhere.)

(Some desert just poofs off someone's terraria world for no visible reason)

 

[MoultonLava]

(Some desert just poofs off someone's terraria world for no visible reason)

(yeah, true)

 

[Noobly Cream]

(Some scientists in another world are going to be baffled why a heck ton of sand just disappeared into nowhere.)

(Haha)
Cream is surprised by the view of sand appearing out of the portal burying the entire house
"Wait wait wait woah what the-"

 

[MoultonLava]

(Hey @Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿 does sand work to take out the fire?)

 

[Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿]

The second half of Sandwichen exits the fire, and walks over to the first half.
The two connect back into one.
A life saved, a soul protected.
Do not awaken him, let him rest.
If he awakens, do not barrage him with questions. His answers would be useless, so watch his actions instead.
Sandwichen lays the pilot onto the soft soil, before decombining.

(Hey @Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿 does sand work to take out the fire?)

[yeah]

 

[Noobly Cream]

(Hey @Im_ConfuzzledCobalt🥐🌳🐿 does sand work to take out the fire?)

(Actually YES, sand help extinguish oxygen support for the flames)
(And please stop about the sand disappearing things IT'S MAKING ME LAUGH TO NO END-)

 

[Esther]

(Actually YES, sand help extinguish oxygen support for the flames)
(And please stop about the sand disappearing things IT'S MAKING ME LAUGH TO NO END-)

(hehehehehe)

 

[Clockwork17]

(Haha)
Cream is surprised by the view of sand appearing out of the portal burying the entire house
"Wait wait wait woah what the-"

"You would've been buried alive! You have to be more careful."

 

[MoultonLava]

(And please stop about the sand disappearing things IT'S MAKING ME LAUGH TO NO END-)

(it has to come from SOMEWHERE, does it not?)

 

[Green_Metaknight]

Upon seeing Seraphim Stupid, Riolu is afraid. He screams, and runs away, heading into the forest where he started a forest fire, and looking to see how big the fire is now. (The fire that he started on page 271. If necessary, I can roll a D20 for the fire's spread.)

Riolu doesn't hear Stupid say this; he already ran far enough away that he isn't within earshot.
Looking at his Anti-Aura forest Fire, he wonders how big it's gotten.
While he does so, he searches for a spot near or within the fire where he could meditate without being burned.

(How big is the forest fire)

 

[SeaTyrant54]

"OUGH-" *Char is buried by the sand and knocked over, his head is poking out from the sand heap*

 

[MoultonLava]

(If anyone touches the sand that put out the fire, they take damage. Sand transfers the heat from the fire, making it hot.)

 

[Esther]

(I have some chores to do.
Nobody die while I'm leaving you unsupervised for like half an hour or you're going to have a very annoyed Esther ready to recreate the Asterra Tuesday)

 

[Clockwork17]

(I have some chores to do.
Nobody die while I'm leaving you unsupervised for like half an hour or you're going to have a very annoyed Esther ready to recreate the Asterra Tuesday)

{I'm scared to ask.}