Look to your right and look at the first item you see, now you have to fight Duke Fishron with it.

I got a Hot Wheels tyre pillow.
...I'm screwed.
Wait...
I SHALL BURN YOU TO DEATH, FOUL DEMON.
 
A plastic carrier bag.
Sod safety, dump it over his head.
Like you are always told not to do, because suffocation.
 
What do I get? A Wii U. You know what a Wii U can do? That's right, I can summon the things from a game to fight. IKE, I CHOOSE YOU! Ike pwns Fishron, and I get all his loot.
 
A pair of Xbox controllers. One for Xbox 360, one for Xbox One. I'm going to classify them as the same, cause they basically are the same and I noticed them at the same time.

They look like fat boomerangs, kinda.
So... Do that.
And fail.
And cry.
Shoulda brought a flail.
*die*
 
Magnetic Silly Putty. Some Altoids. And a wireless router.

I'unno. I guess I could distract him with the silly putty, at least.
 
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