Look to your right and look at the first item you see, now you have to fight Duke Fishron with it.

[Chazm]

why?

Call the godamn military.

 

[Varsia]

Call the godamn military.

Derpron would beat the military.
Try using an uzi or a handgun against it with gold armour.
That's the equivalent to what they would do.

 

[Glowbomb12]

My computer....
My reaction:

I'll godmode hack and rekt him with a torch and a magma stone....*9 hours later*
*falls asleep*
RAGE!

 

[Miziziriz]

A pencil. It's not even sharpened.
On a scale of Dirt Block to Terra Blade, I am Guide.

 

[Zinnia]

Candy. Maybe he will leave me alone if I bribe him with candy.

 

[Rasta Ros]

My brother....heehee...good distraction....

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

A pencil, a stapler, a Nerf gun, or an old phone. Yeah boyyee, staple gun.

 

[Varsia]

Ima go for round 2.
The side of my couch.
I can detach it and use it.
That, and it's not exactly soft.

 

[TMB50]

My pet cat.
Considering his temper, I guess Duke Fishron would be screwed. Hard.

 

[theobadeo22]

Wish you said left, theres a cake right there, just give him the cake
On my right I have a wall

 

[Everybody]

I'd have to kill him with a basket, full of games. Summon Characters from other games.

 

[Chazm]

Fk, another cup?
Damn. Dirt Block screwed again

 

[Scironex]

An SD card with Wolke.hai on it. Let's rock, Duke.

 

[TMB50]

I have my computer to the right, so I would simply have to force him to see something awful, such as really sick results from Rule 34 so he kills himself to prevent himself from renembreing it.

 

[Mitz]

coffee pot... FLUFF YA! SUGAR RUSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (destroys fishron in 0.0000001 seconds)

 

[Swordbomb]

To my right is another- oh c***, she moved.
A desk with school supplies.
HE WILL LEARN THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS!

 

[Bethany]

Fully charged iPad with keyboard, stylus, and Big Jambox. Right, let's do this.

*goes to App Store*
*buys Terraria*
*starts a game*
*gets really good*
*looks for Duke Fishron*

Ohhhhkay, my battle plan has a major flaw. Guess it's a stalemate or something along those lines.

 

[ppowersteef]

Fully charged iPad with keyboard, stylus, and Big Jambox. Right, let's do this.

*goes to App Store*
*buys Terraria*
*starts a game*
*gets really good*
*looks for Duke Fishron*

Ohhhhkay, my battle plan has a major flaw. Guess it's a stalemate or something along those lines.

Since when Is fishron on mobile?

 

[Bethany]

That's the flaw. [/RainierWolfcastle]

 

[theclownfish II]

i guess i have to fight the duke with my receipt from target