Look to your right and look at the first item you see, now you have to fight Duke Fishron with it.
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Mitz
Official Terrarian
ROUND 2:
a cup. SCREWED
dammit.
wait... what if i refill it with normal pepsi, then i'm less screwed.
CAFFEINE POWAH! DUKE'S SCREWED!
ROUND 3:
my cat. DUKE'S SCREWED!!!!
my cat is very good at fighting, so he'll probably eat duke fishron. he loves fish.
ROUND 4:
frying pan. mmmmm, haddock. i either eat him (if he's haddock, salmon, or cod) or torture him by making him see his own race getting eaten by me. from dirt block to terra blade, it's terra blade.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
duke got pretty screwed.
a cup. SCREWED
dammit.
wait... what if i refill it with normal pepsi, then i'm less screwed.
CAFFEINE POWAH! DUKE'S SCREWED!
ROUND 3:
my cat. DUKE'S SCREWED!!!!
my cat is very good at fighting, so he'll probably eat duke fishron. he loves fish.
ROUND 4:
frying pan. mmmmm, haddock. i either eat him (if he's haddock, salmon, or cod) or torture him by making him see his own race getting eaten by me. from dirt block to terra blade, it's terra blade.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
duke got pretty screwed.
Thebeatbat1139
Skeletron Prime
I am totally going to own the Duke with my collection of hats.
Maybe I could sell him the coolest one, and he'll go back into the ocean to show his girl his awesome new sweg cap.
Maybe I could sell him the coolest one, and he'll go back into the ocean to show his girl his awesome new sweg cap.
A Sonic Screwdriver with a flat battery.
No, seriously.
No, seriously.
InsertUsernameHere
Plantera
A duvet.
Dirt block. I am dead.
My only chance is camouflage, and given the patterns and colours, I'll be in plain sight even if the duke has a cold.
Dirt block. I am dead.
My only chance is camouflage, and given the patterns and colours, I'll be in plain sight even if the duke has a cold.
DippyDerps
Steampunker
My trumpet; I could use my terrible skills to force him to surrender.
TheNerdiestNerd
Wall of Flesh
the real question is:
the desk, or the kid named stephen sitting in the desk?
the desk, or the kid named stephen sitting in the desk?
Bethany
Empress of Light
An Aribex handheld X-ray gun, halfway charged after sitting unused in its flight case for two years. Not a weapon but a medical device.
Even cranked up to its maximum power that probably won't defeat Duke Fishron, but I'll darned well be able to image his skeleton! At least the leaded acrylic backscatter shield will keep radiation from reflecting back at me.
(Actually I couldn't image him with this. I can't find the sensor that goes with it so there's nothing to put on Duke's other side to capture the image. Where the heck did I put that thing?)
[edit] (I packed the sensor under the foam in the case, so I wouldn't lose it! Unfortunately it's an old model that won't work with a 64-bit PC so I'll have to bring the old laptop along to my battle with Duke F.)
Even cranked up to its maximum power that probably won't defeat Duke Fishron, but I'll darned well be able to image his skeleton! At least the leaded acrylic backscatter shield will keep radiation from reflecting back at me.
(Actually I couldn't image him with this. I can't find the sensor that goes with it so there's nothing to put on Duke's other side to capture the image. Where the heck did I put that thing?)
[edit] (I packed the sensor under the foam in the case, so I wouldn't lose it! Unfortunately it's an old model that won't work with a 64-bit PC so I'll have to bring the old laptop along to my battle with Duke F.)
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TheNerdiestNerd
Wall of Flesh
you could radiate him to death!
Bethany
Empress of Light
Good thinking but it would take forever. The device is designed for use with sensitive, modern electronic sensors instead of conventional photo film. Even at its highest setting it puts out a low dosage compared with older X-ray equipment.That's how it can run off a rechargeable battery pack like the ones in ordinary power tools instead of requiring an extra-heavy power cable. The low dosage is much safer for users and patients, which is good, as well as video game bosses, which isn't so good.
Alas, this time I think Duke Fishron has the advantage of me. Should've stuck with my microphone. That devastated the poor thing.
solar_eclipse
Eye of Cthulhu
I have a pile of things including :
A Gameboy (with Pokemon Crystal)
Two Pikmin
A Dinosaur Plush that smells suspiciously like pee (It was the cat, I swear!)
A Plushie Bird in my PJ Pants
A lego model
Where's Wally
A dirty cup
A pack of cards
50$
Yep, die Duke.
A Gameboy (with Pokemon Crystal)
Two Pikmin
A Dinosaur Plush that smells suspiciously like pee (It was the cat, I swear!)
A Plushie Bird in my PJ Pants
A lego model
Where's Wally
A dirty cup
A pack of cards
50$
Yep, die Duke.
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