Look to your right and look at the first item you see, now you have to fight Duke Fishron with it.

[Athrisir]

Picture frame and Golf Ball

 

[A_judgementalLizard]

Picture frame and Golf Ball

Golf balls can be deadly, I almost got killed by one.

 

[Ori]

Golf balls can be deadly, I almost got killed by one.

Now I'm curious. Tell us more!

 

[eltiolavara19]

a empty water bottle

 

[darthmorf]

Some roll-on deodorant.

Well, I'm screwed!

 

[A_judgementalLizard]

Now I'm curious. Tell us more!

I was on vacation with a friend playing mini-golf , and at one point he got angry and hit his golf ball as hard as he could, which then went flying towards my head, I got out of the way just in time, but at the speed that thing was moving I have no doubt that I would've been killed or had serious brain damage from that.
Also to stay on topic, I now have a sharpened replica of an energy sword from halo to my right,
DIE FISH

 

[Cubicality]

One of those poles that electric lines hang on. Maybe he'll break through the lines and be electrocuted to death...
About Hallowed Gear level. Just jump out of the way until he electrocutes himself.

 

[OniDeidara]

An old Thomson TV... Yes, smash it on his head..

 

[Athrisir]

Alright, new room. We got a...

Wii remote and a Birdcage with a bird still in it.

 

[Necro]

A printer...

I WILL BASH HIS HEAD IN!

 

[Ori]

Alright, new room. We got a...

Wii remote and a Birdcage with a bird still in it.

I bet you could mcgyver that into a killer bird cyborg or something. Get creative!

 

[Azu]

A wall.
Just realized howclose i am to a wall.

 

[DTi56]

With the power of extreme technology, the Duke will suffer from air!

 

[Pirtz]

A nokia phone. What can I say, at least it doesn't have a durability bar.
Maybe if I was in America my phone would have had an integrated shotgun in it and I would have been better off.

 

[Cubicality]

A nokia phone. What can I say, at least it doesn't have a durability bar.
Maybe if I was in America my phone would have had an integrated shotgun in it and I would have been better off.

Sorry, despite what the propaganda says, we don't have shotgun phones.
A teenage girl with a phone. Well, I'm screwed.

 

[RAinbowsword12]

A stapler... no way the duke can beat me now HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.

 

[Darkwraith332]

My fencing sword. Reading these replies, I am rather well off...

 

[Cubicality]

Hmm... There's a few.
Old soccer trophies, porcupine quills, a bookmark, a CD. 4 pens, a pencil, a book, 2 boxes, and a miniature TARDIS.
Maybe I can use the TARDIS to run away...

 

[The kamen rider]

Rain. I hope that thunder will comedown. (Water/dragon. Normal damage.)

 

[Mitz]

a hot cocoa mug. done for. for once, i'm done for.