Look to your right- The first object you see, you must eliminate the above user with it.

[vessal]

I bash your head with a chair

 

[Snapshotwarlock]

you have been beaten with the Dangerous Book for Boys.

 

[Beyond]

I comedically tip a cabinet over onto your head

 

[toxicstorm115]

You ate glue.

i shiv you with a flag

 

[Snapshotwarlock]

You choked on a shoe.

 

[vessal]

I beat you with some wood

 

[Snapshotwarlock]

You have been lulled to eternal sleep with the sweet music of a Baritone Saxaphone.

 

[Streyll]

I just let the darkness of the space I'm in and the wall do the work, and step back as you just keep walking into the wall, until I get bored and just beat your head against the wall until you die.

 

[Beyond]

I try to throw you through the wall to let you be Kool-aid Man, but I didn't throw hard enough and you just kinda splat against it.

 

[vessal]

i beat you with a tv

 

[SaltyDog]

I knock you upside the head with a chair.

 

[MegaByte]

Another chair here, just to change things up I tie you up to the chair and then throw into the ocean.

 

[Elemental Δ]

A knife!
NO!
It's a knife, you can fill in the rest.
(Technically it's to my left, not my right, but there's less interesting stuff to my right.)

 

[SaltyDog]

I put you in a box and throw it off a cliff.

 

[toxicstorm115]

I put you in a box and throw it off a cliff.

I crush you with a bookshelf

 

[Revan314159]

I break a potted plant pot and stab you with a shard

 

[Elemental Δ]

Hypersonic laundry basket.
Not a pretty sight, I'm sure.