I empty the cabinet, fill it full of rocks, and launch it at you. (Don’t want to be breaking anything. Also, this is a tennispost, but it’s in response to another tennispost, so I don’t mind here.)
NOT PAPER!!!
I grab this...Wait what is this?....Is it a....Ah yes. THIS...G..GREY....STUFFED....BEa- Wait is it a bear? Ah yes. BEAR AT YOU TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS!!!!!
.........Somehow...
HAH JOKES ON YOU! I HAD KETCHUP ON MY EYES!
Wait....I left the ketchup back at home....
OW MY EYES!!!!
I THROW THIS BLANKET AT YOU....BECAuse uh....
Uhm...To..TO BLIND YOU!!!
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