Make as many Pokémon puns as possible!

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TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
This might be Onix-spected, but I thought, "Wynaut?" Just give this thread a Chansey. If not, I'll Registeel your wife.
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
President Abomasnow has been doing a pretty good job, don't you think? Let's just hope he doesn't have the CIA Pikachu while you're in the shower.
 

Azu

Retinazer
There ain't no shaymin these puns
Hey, we are in the bushes, can you in your c-arceus?
My best friend told to me to tell mew that at the party, i'm gonna caterpie. (cater pie?)
Make sure to get the roots, or the weedle grow back.
E-raticate all of the rats in the park
Chocolate is pure Blissey
Is the movie snover yet?
Horror games? ive never been a phanphy.
These are terrible Oaks.
I''m gonna stop to give others a Chansey, these puns are 5-Starmie!
 

Everest

Mechanic
Good Eeveening, gentlemen.
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That was Onix-pected.
Dawn of the dead. *Insert zombie Dawn*
Always name your slakoth "Bread". Why? Because, slakoth likes to loaf around. (and you get a funny "Bread is loafing around" message)

Also, for any of you who make a rap: "Can I get a Hoothoot?"
 

TheQuietBisharp

Official Terrarian
Good Eeveening, gentlemen.
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That was Onix-pected.
Dawn of the dead. *Insert zombie Dawn*
Always name your slakoth "Bread". Why? Because, slakoth likes to loaf around. (and you get a funny "Bread is loafing around" message)

Also, for any of you who make a rap: "Can I get a Hoothoot?"
I already cracked the Onix-spected one. How about I take you to Paras to di-sect you? (I'm really reaching with this one)
 
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