Make as many Pokémon puns as possible!

[NoSoap]

I'm afraid I don't know any lo-PUNny.

 

[Rektar]

Oh, won't you BEedrill mine?
I mean Wynaut?
I don't SEAking why not.
Your like a MAGNETon and I'm STEELix.

That, is how to pick up torCHICKS.

 

[DTi56]

I think you went to Farfetched limits with this.

 

[theobadeo22]

THe chanceys that this joke is good are not very high

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

THe chanceys that this joke is good are not very high

It's because you spelled Chansey wrong.

 

[theobadeo22]

It's onixpected that you don't have a pun

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

It's onixpected that you don't have a pun

Most of them have been used, like the one you did. Gotta think of some new source material to truly be the Nidoking of puns.

 

[Azu]

Sounds like a lotta

 

[theclownfish II]

it really bugs me when kids throw a tyrantrum

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

I don't want to make your puns look like a pile of Trubbish, but
When you get those Lopunny juices flowing,
You just can't stop, you know what I mean, Slowbro?
It's like Magikarp, and I'm the Slowking.
Stop playing those Zekrom hacks,
They aren't good for you, you'll be reduced to a pile of Muk.
Give Nintendo some Luvdisc, know what I'm saying?
Alright, that's it, I'll leave some room for all of you Slowpokes
And just Gogoat away right now.

 

[Raichu Sonic]

Well this was onixpected. I mean whynaut make this? It's very lopunny.

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Well this was onixpected. I mean whynaut make this? It's very lopunny.

Raichu are. And thank you for having the perfect username for that pun.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

I'm like a Golem in a race with these puns.
But steelix, onixpected thread. This is lickilicki my thread, but more restricted to pikapuns.
I'll give this a Chansey, tHo-oh. Let's Seel what you've got(ta catch 'em all). I'll wait a few houndours, okay? I'll Raichu a post later.

 

[Thebeatbat1139]

Smoke Weedle every day.
Please.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Smoke Weedle every day.
Please.

No. I'm Wynaut gonna smoke Weedle.
I'll just hide in this wierd Metapod thing. Better than darmanitaning my lungs. Yveltal anti-smoking. xD