Make up a clickbait article name related to the one before you

[SolaR]

It's simple, make up the name of a clickbait article that has a similar subject to the one posted last. I'll start.

"You'll be shocked when you hear the new driving law that was just passed"

 

[daderpycoolguy]

"This incredible 10 year old's driving skills will shock you!"
Did I do it right?

 

[YellowPie84]

"What this 10 year old's mother did drives child psychologists CRAZY!"

 

[TheUberCannon]

Man poisons the waterhole, for real! Who can have done this?

 

[Ivyss]

Poison prices increase!

 

[TheUberCannon]

Aliens now available for pet owners!

 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

7 reasons scientists have proven aliens are REAL! (Number 4 will absolutely blow your mind!)

 

[The Borpinator]

Top 420 tips to make you look like an alien using only a fire extinguisher and a guinea pig

 

[Ivyss]

How to extinguish dragonfire with apples

 

[TheUberCannon]

Dragoncave! Now available on your browser!

 

[Ivyss]

Browsers becoming illegal

 

[Treesmasher]

Illegal is the new sexy!

 

[Redstonetam15]

Real Life Terraria in San Fransico!

 

[Ivyss]

San Francisco massacred

 

[neoselket]

if you live in san Francisco, you HAVE to read this!

 

[The Borpinator]

Reeding and speling bcoming earelvent 2 tnajrs
Reading and spelling becoming irrelevant to teenagers

 

[Ivyss]

Reeds teaching spells to idiots

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

Idiot tricks the devil

 

[ManaUser]

7 Reasons You Should Reconsider Making A Deal With The Devil

 

[TheUberCannon]

Crystal Ball exists for purchase!? Only $199.99!