Most useless item in game

[Morkovka]

the title says it all, What is your most useless item, weapon, gun, tool in game?

mine would be shoddy copper shortsword. legendary copper shortsword is the best.

 

[Rhajat]

Dirt rod
'Nuff said

 

[Warpshard]

Unicorn on a stick.

It's incredibly rare, and it does nothing at all. At least with the Copper Shortsword, you can do a tiny bit of damage, and you can move Dirt with the Dirt Rod. The Unicorn on a Stick does absolutely nothing.

 

[bottlecaps]

Unicorn on a stick.

It's incredibly rare, and it does nothing at all. At least with the Copper Shortsword, you can do a tiny bit of damage, and you can move Dirt with the Dirt Rod. The Unicorn on a Stick does absolutely nothing.

It's incredibly rare because it makes you incredibly fabulous.

 

[felis]

Seaweed(the one getting from fishing, rather than the one for a pet turtle), Old Shoe and Tin Can, they are literally useless.

 

[Ravvynfall]

Angel Statues, Gravity Globe (we all know why), Squirtgun, and Slimegun

 

[Cryx]

Uhm, there's a lot of useless items actually, let me name a few.

Confetti Gun, Water Gun, Bubble Wand, Unicorn on a Stick, Angel Statues, Gray Tier Items, Red Potion, Wooden Greaves (by itself) and Slimegun.

I usually declare an item useless when they do no damage and don't cause game progression.

And oh, every vanity ever, they don't cause anything, right?


Remember, I only listed a FEW useless items.

 

[neoselket]

ignoring the by-definition useless items such as fishing junk, i would say the celebration, tokixarp, kraken, and psycho knife.