DarkWiz17
Spazmatism
This is the story of Tigra Xontez. Now I'm not really sure why I made this story, but I did it a while ago so put your expectations really low if you read the stories.
This is a series following the events of Angel Wicker and her magical endeavors.
Tigra Xontez:
The Blood Dragon
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Horrible Life
Mark threw a punch at Mike, who blocked and reflected. The punch hit Mark square in the jaw. Mark stumbled away and hit a few trashcans that were laying behind him. "That's what you get for not paying your rent, and you're still paying the Big Guy you fricker." Mike said, as he walked away. Mark was punched many times, but that really hurt him.
Mike was the right hand man of Hector, a Spanish conquistador who dictated the country of Heyorita. But the poorest town in Heyorita was Mance, in which Mark lived. And Mark was one of those poorest people; called Hencers. 'Hence' they were poor. Mark had to get back to his house, before it got dark out, or the private guards will come and take him to prison; in which they are called the Hectorettes.
"It's getting dark out." Mark observed. Stop thinking-- stop thinking or it will hold you back, he thought as he walked to his house. He stopped in front of it to see his petunias blooming. "Oh, how adorable. And such a rare thing is to see an actual flower blooming." Mark said. Sirens started to blare, they sounded like a tornado siren. Mark saw people immediately run into their houses and close the doors. So Mark did as so, and he deadlocked the door.
He looked out the window to see a few men with assualt rifles and one big dude with a minigun walking down the street, and a helicopter hovering above them; they had a tiger on their suits and on the helicopters sides called Black and White Tiger, a tiger that was the symbol for Hector's army, the Tigra Xontez.
The tiger has a white and black face, kind of like the Ying Yang sign; it has 15 white stripes cascading it's back; it has mostly black fur; it has red eyes, basically it's the opposite of itself. Mark saw a person outside struggling to open his door and then when the people saw him, the big dude, a juggernaut, shot the guy to pieces and then the helicopter shot a missle at the house and it blew up. What Mark didn't know was that the glass he was leaning into is really old, and it cracked. He fell out and the troops and the juggernaut saw him.
The Rebels
The juggernaut's minigun started to spin up and it shot the heck out of Mark's house. When the spew stopped, the juggernaut expected to see pieces of human meat on the ground, but there was only wood and glass. Mark started to run away. The troops started to run-shoot at Mark. Mark ran behind a car that was strolling up the street and the helicopter blew it up. He ran down an alleyway with only a dirty piece of board in one corner. He stepped back and felt the dirty wall of the alley.
Come on movie features, have a secret passage or something!, Mark thought. The juggernaut came strolling slowly down the alleyway, and while he spun up his minigun, he laughed manicaly. All of a sudden, the dirty board burst up and men with guns ran out; one with an AK; one with a Colt M19A1; and one with a rocket launcher... The rocket launcher aimed at the juggernaut and shot. The juggernaut exploded and the rocket launcher guy reloaded.
The helicopter hovered overhead and started to spin up it's minigun. The R.L. guy tried to shoot but then he was shot to death and dropped his rocket launcher. The other guys went into whatever cover they could find as the helicopter shot at them. Mark realized that he had to blow down the helicopter to save their lives. He dashed to the rocket launcher, aimed at the helicopter and said, "You just got blown."
And he shot the helicopter and it blew up. The other Tigra Xontez troops ran off. The dude with the AK pointed at the other guy, and said, "He is Jolt. I am Hark. Thanks for saving us, and the guy that got shot, he was Yusuf. When you blew up the helicopter, and said that, it would've been better to say 'You just got sent to Hell-i.'" Hark said. Mark looked down at the ground and said, "You just got sent to Hell-i!" Hark shook his head, "Too late, bro." Jolt said, "Yo, we better get to the Underground before they get frikin' reinforcments. Follow us, umm, you." He pointed at Mark. "My name is Mark, sorry, forgot to announce it." Mark said, and they walked to the dirty wood and it opened up to reveal a stair case. Mark started to walk down it but then Hark said, "Nope, if you want to be awesome, you slide down the railing." He pointed to the railing that descended into great depths. Mark got on the railing and slid down it.
It felt like 4 hours, even though it took only 15 seconds to slide down the railing. When he got down there, over 500 people were awaiting down there, talking and laughing. When Mark fell off the railing and hit the ground, hard, everyone looked at him. Some raised weapons and aimed them at him. But then Hark came sliding down and put his hands up. "No, no, no, it's okay. He's with me and Jolt. Just continue everything." Hark said. "Why let an outsider in here? He could be a spy for the Tigra!" A buff man with a deep voice said.
The buff guy stepped up and grabbed Mark's shirt. The buff guy was pulling Mark around as though inspecting him, then he held him still and the buff guy stared into Mark's eyes for about 1 minute. "You're clear. Mackson! Go get the meddocs: this kid looks injured. My name is Kiff." Kiff said as a guy ran out of the room. "We,--" he showed his hand about the room, "-- are the Komodok Vontez army. And we rebel against the dictator Hector, and his army the Tigra Xontez." Kiff said.
He put his hand around Mark and pulled Mark to a wall with a big piece of paper on it. "This is the story of our two armies: The Tiger of Vasquez roamed the land in the Xontez mountians. And the komodo of Jesko roamed the land of Vontez mountains. There once was a man, who divided his soul into two. He thought of having himself as a friend. But his half fought with him, they fought and fought and fought. Until they decided to abandon each other and go live in different places. Half one's name was Horecto, and half two's name was Otceroh; which was half one's name backwards.
"They went to two different mountains and found the ancient animals. Horecto found the Tiger, and Otceroh found the komodo. They both asociated with these animals to help the halves destroy each other. But when they crossed the same paths, the komodo and the Tiger fought. The halves, in the fighting, decided to have people help them destroy each other. So Horecto formed the Tigra Xontez, named after the mountains he found the Tiger on. And Otceroh founded the Komodok Vontez. And now, we have been fighting each other for over 2000 years. But the mystery part of the prophecy is that someone will rise up and join one army, and destroy the other." Hark said.
Mark had his mouth open the whole time: he was astounded. "So, I'm guessing your sign is the komodo dragon?" Mark asked. And Hark took off the coat he was wearing and appeared body armor with a komodo dragon's face on it; it had blue eyes and black face; it had a black and blue body with little brilliant swirls of paint on it. "Sweet. Even cooler then Tigra's symbol." Mark said. Then, he was getting body armor put on by someone. He turned and the person had wide eyes and a very dark face and body. "I am Harry. And I am the doctor and scientist that will be treating you today, sir."
The Eye of Dungaloo
Mark was pulled by the arm by Harry to an infarmary room. Many people lay sick, with certain instruments clamped and stuck to them, and white hazmats examining them. Harry pulled Mark along and went to an empty, blood covered bed, and Harry motioned to sit down.
Mark hesitated. "Don't worry, it's dry." Harry said. "That's reassuring..." Mark said sarcastically. He layed down on the bed and Harry put a needle into Mark's arm and started to pull out blood. Mark started to get up, but Harry put his arm in front of Mark and said, "It's okay, just seeing if you have any diseases or cancer."
Once Harry was done, he pulled away the needle and started to read the diagnosis. "Okay, you have nothing to fear. You are healthy. So you won't contract Milky Fever." Harry said, and then Mark asked urgently and worriedly, "What's that?" Harry looked at Mark, and then said, "Milky Fever is a new type of disease that we have discovered in this la--, uh, umm, infermary room. We also have discovered: Mexican Malaria, Horsey-Forsey, Yertulio, Harkand Fever and Milky Fever Type 2."
Harry then took a syringe and stuck it in his arm. His pupils widened and he said very quickly, "I got to go to t- th- the bathroom! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!" He got up and dashed to the wall and pulled down his pants and started to crap. He then picked it up and put it in the fridge marked 'Medicine Fridge: DO NOT PUT POOP IN HERE, HARRY.' Harry then started to run around everywhere and then he left the room.
Hark came in and saw Harry buzzing around and he said into his radio, "Code B-89. Repeat Code B-89. Harry Huleor Junkes was taking those syringes again. Repeat, Harry Huleor Junkes is taking the 'special' syringes again." And then a few guys went and tackled Harry and brought him in a room and closed and locked the door.
Hark walked up to Mark and Mark said, "What was he taking?" Hark shook his head and replied, "Could be anything. From Crystal Meth to Marijuana to his new creation as he calls it 'Mo Fo High.' But that drug isn't tested and he could very well die." Someone then burst in with a guy on a gurney and they slammed into a bed and put him on the bed. Hark went over and Mark did too.
"Status report!" Hark said. The guy (as his nametag says, "Doctor Michele Helgahell Pierre Dan Poo Fuh) said back, "Well, we found him in a dumpster, then he started to act up. His eyes are closed... We should open them, now come on, here we go. OH MY GOD! Hark, it's..." Hark finished Doctor Fuh's sentence, "The Eye of Dungaloo... Get him to the church. We can't treat this. Okay good, he's asleep."
As on que, the guy woke up and screamed. He reached for his eye and Hark slapped it. ("NO NO!" Hark said as though he was talking to a dog.) Doctor Fuh put a harness around the guy's neck and said, "Stop trying to touch it, or I will tighten the harness and bye bye for you, fricker!" The guy tried touching it again and said, "BLOODY HELL! HELP HELP! IT'S COMING! REINFORCE THE TRAPDOOR! OR WE ALL WILL DIE," he then started to whisper,
"the Tiger of Vasquez, it's coming. We won't be able to stop it. The place where the ancient komodo is will only present itself to the Prophesik: the savior to the Komodok Vontez. Only 24, no, 23 more hours. Muh, Muh, Muh, Mark, Mark, is there anyone in here named Mark? TELL ME!"
Mark walked up to the guy and leaned down and the guy said in a whisper, "You, you, Mark, are the Prophesik. The Eye of Dungaloo tells me that you have to go backwards 5 paces from here; go left 10 paces; then go forward 8 paces. And the Door will reveal you to it. Hurry, I won't be much help. But in the Afterlife, I will speak in your head, possess you. Help you guide your path." The guy started wheezing. "Listen for my name in your head, it's Kompa Vontez Holmo Komodok." Kompa then sputtered, and died. Kompa Vontez Holmo Komodok, sure sound familiar. Maybe the middle or last name? IDK, it, wait. Can he be the... no not possible. Just think about it later. Mark motioned for Hark and Kiff, who had just appeared, to follow him. He did what Kompa said to do. And 10 seconds later, he heard cracking, and a door with the Komodok Vontez symbol on it appeared.
The Blood Komodo
They didn't wait to take in the awe of the magical aura in the air. Kiff waved his hand as though searching for any invisible alarm lines and said, "Team, if we get attacked by something down there, you need to sream it, OK?" Mark and Hark nodded. All of a sudden, the whole base started to shake. Then someone ran over to them and said hurriedly, "SIR! SIR! THAT ONE GUY WAS RIGHT! THE Tiger OF VASQUEZ IS TRYING TO GET IN! WE HEEDED THAT GUYS WARNING AND BARRICADED IT, BUT THAT WON'T HOLD IT FOR LONG!" Then a big piece of the ceiling came down and crashed down on the guy. Docotr Fuh came in and said, "Get down there, get the Ancient, and get him to kill the Tigra Xontez and the Tiger! Go go GO!" The base shook more horribly, and Dr. Fuh pushed them down the stairs, and the entrance became blocked by rubble.
They were doing backwards-rolls all the way down the abundance of stairs. Once they reached the dusty ground of the room, Hark said, "It's a chamber." They walked up to a little room and saw two passages, and in the wall between the passages lays a tip. It says,
Beforth you choseth your path, remebereth: only, and onlieth mayeth the Prophesik layeth eyes and speaketh to the Holy God, the Blood Komodo of Vontez.
When Mark got done reading it, a small paragraph of writing popped up. "Hey, that writing just appeared, the writing just below the tip." Mark said. Hark and Kiff both shook their heads, which meant what are you talking about? The paragaph below says,
Only the Prophesik mayeth see tis writing. Ifeth you see this writing, you are the Special. My body has long been magically put into the walls of this Chamber of the Great Komodok. You must go left. My name is Kompa Vontez Holmo Komodok, by now I have meet you and toldeth you whateth to look for. Be nice to my pet, as for my body has been transfigured into it. Calleth me my name when the komodo sees you. Do not pass the Bloody Line of Desperation, or the komodo will attack you.
Goodeth Lucketh
Mark abandoned Hark and Kiff when they weren't looking and ran silently through the cobblestone hallway. He came upon a GIGANTIC room full of statues of dragons. He then saw a throne and ran up to it, until he luckily saw the Bloody Line of Desperation. He stopped dead in his tracks, as he heard hissing. Hissssssss... Hassssssss... A komodo dragon suddenely appeared out of nowhere on the throne. Mark remebered and said, "Kompa Vontez Holmo Komodok?"
The dragon shook it's head as though a dog trying to dry off. "Hellossss Prophesikssssss. I am Komodok of Vontezsssss." Komodok said. "I am Mark, the Prophesik, and I have a problem that I pray you help with." Mark said. Komodok relished at the thought of a problem, "What kindsssss of problem?" Mark replied, "A problem with the Tiger of Vaqu--" Komodok hissed and got off his throne and said, "So, the timesssssss has come to finallyssssss take down Tigra? Greatssssss, that ancient douchebagssssss deserves to diessssss. Let us go, Mark." Mark shook his head and said, "The entrance is blocked..." Komodok just started to walk and Mark followed.
When they got to the exit and entrance of the chamber, Komodok's eyes shot out a big laser and it blew up the rubble blocking his path. There was a Tigra Xontez guy behind the door spraying bullets at some Komodok Vontez guys behind cover. And Komodok jumped onto the guy and bit his head off and spit it at another Tigra Xontez. Then the guy who got the head spit at started to shoot Komodok. "Efff youssss, you son of a frickersssssss." Komodok said as he shot another laser at the guy, who exploded into blue goo. Komodok kept walking when he reached the middle of the base, which had a big hole in the ceiling. A helicopter was hovering above the hole, and Komodok shot it down.
Mark whispered, "What kind of komodo are you?" Komodok heard and said, "Blood Komodo. I am the rarest kind of komodo ever. That's why I shoot lasers of out my frickin' eyes!" Another helicopter came in and hovered over the hole. Komodok shot a laser, but then a black and white Tiger came in and took the shot, in which the Tiger acted as though it felt nothing. The Tiger landed softly on concrete and stared at Komodok, who stared back and said, "Tigra, brotherssssss. Long-timessssss, no-see-- fricker."
Tigra, the Tiger said, "And to you, my brother. Komodok, we musn't fight. If we fought, we will create the Vanna De Vonte. We wouldn't want that to happen? Now would we?" Komodok responded, "You just don't want to die brother. Gosssss toooossssss Hellsssssss, frickersssss." Tigra dashed forward and Komodok did too. When they hit each other, a big bright light orb floated where they were fighting. Hark came up and so did Kiff, and Hark said, "Why did you leave us? We saw you running alond a komodo, and we thought it was chasing you, to kill you."
Mark shurgged and Kiff looked at the white orb and his mouth dropped open and said, "The Vanna De Vonte! OMG, RUN RUN RUN! GET OUT OF HERE! Tigra will vanish, don't worry, Mark," they then started running. But Mark stayed put. High growls and screeches came from the orb and Mark went to touch it. Kiff ran at him and said, "STOP! STOP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN! BOTH OF THEM WILL DIE IF YOU TOUCH THAT!" And Mark said as his finger was moving towards the orb, "They both will die anyway. I will help Komodok, he would help me too. Kompa, is Komodok. Kompa is my fath..." Mark's finger touched the orb, and Kiff screamed 'No!' as everything around them bended and dissapeared. Mark, Komodok, and Tigra bended out of reality and teleported.
Hector Tigra Xontez Yerva
They teleported into a room that had many statues of Tigers. Mark's vision was blurred and when he saw a Tiger staute in front of him he said, "Oh, great!" He looked over to Komodok and found him laying on the ground, still breathing-- Yay. And Tigra on the ground, still breathing-- Ugh. He looked up and saw that the room looked the same as Komodok's chamber, but with Tigers. Then a deep voice boomed, "I see that you touched the orb, Prophesik. You have lead Komodok here to die. But only Tigra will survive." And Mark was bewildered and said, "And why is that?"
The deep voice said, "Look over to Tigra. I, Hector Tigra Xontez Yerva, is him. Just like Komodok, my brother, I have magically incased myself upon my legendary animal." Mark looked over at the throne and saw Tigra roaming around it, and then Tigra sat down. "And I have my own frickin' army. And my own frickin' country. I own everything in it! What else couldn't I have. Oh, wait. My brother's life. I CAN'T HAVE IT BECAUSE, I... AM... HIM! But I can take your life, Prophesik. And only the Prophesik may take one of the Founder's lives. So, who will it be? Me, the awake dangerous Tiger who could rip you to shreds in a few seconds? Or the sleeping komodo that only hisses and barely poisons you, remember, he's sleeping. He can't do any harm..." Tigra said.
Mark looked at the two and thought, sleeping Komodok who became my very best friend; or douchebag Tiger. Ooh look, a magical sword. A glowing sword lay in a corner of the chamber. "I pick, you." Mark said. He yelled and screamed as he ran for the sword. Tigra dropped from the throne. Mark picked up the sword and aimed it at Tigra and started slashing violently at the air. Tigra was hit and he flew back and hit the throne. "Komodok, he will not wake! Never never ever! Get that out of your head! You are dead." Tigra said, and he roared very loudly.
Tigra ran for Mark but then a laser came and it hit Tigra and he flew back and hit a wall. Komodok came running for Tigra and pushed him back against the wall. "We mightssss be brotherssssss. And we might be the samesssss person, but I will kill you. Markssss! Grab the sword and stab it in his heartssssssss." Komodok said. Mark grabbed the sword and chucked it at Tigra. It hit him in the head and he growled. Tigra pushed Komodok off.
A bunch of red goo was coming out of the flesh wound that the sword gave Tigra. He whimpered and a a big hole appeared in the ceiling. A helicopter came down and it shot a bunch of missles at Komodok, and then released a bunch of juggernauts. Tigra got into the chopper and it raised off. Mark then saw Komodok struggling, and then Mark blacked out.
The Second Sun
Mark woke up to a pair of eyes in his face. It was Hark and Kiff. "Don't worry. Komodok survived. It took us five days to find you guys; you guys were on a Tigra Xontez convoy heading for the border. We had to fight a tank to get to you guys, but it was worth it." Kiff said. "What about... Tigra?" Mark asked.
Kiff and Hark looked at each other, then Hark said, "He got away. When we were attacking some guy said he was going to release some Second Sun thing or something. We thought it was bolderdash. But then that popped up." He pointed out the window to a black orb that was by the sun.
"Gravity Well.... If we get too close to it, it sucks us in. And we dissapear forever. And from our observations, it get slightly bigger every time something gets sucked in. We think that it even pulls in stars and planets... Lets hope we aren't one of them..." Kiff said. Mark looked at the black orb in the sky as it sucked in the Big Dipper constelation and got bigger.
Epilogue
A NASA satelite lay in orbit, looking at Mars. Johnson, an astronaut said, "All things look clear on the radar. Only thing is that we have one big comet heading for Mars. Hmm, it's going to clear miss it. Don't worry Houston, Mars is safe. For now." The other astronaut, Hawkings, said, "We have minor interference. Only way that happens is by radiation. Umm, Houston... we might have a problem. Big black orb is floating in space by the Sun. Seems as though a black hole. Houston, might want to look into that... Wait. A PIECE OF THE SATELITE-- SIR! HOUSTON... WE HAVE A PROBLEM. Black hole! Black hole! Code Y-90232423! WE'RE GETTING SUCKED IN! HELP HE--" The satelite, along with it's crew and everything around it was sucked into the black orb.
The Blood Dragon
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Horrible Life
Mark threw a punch at Mike, who blocked and reflected. The punch hit Mark square in the jaw. Mark stumbled away and hit a few trashcans that were laying behind him. "That's what you get for not paying your rent, and you're still paying the Big Guy you fricker." Mike said, as he walked away. Mark was punched many times, but that really hurt him.
Mike was the right hand man of Hector, a Spanish conquistador who dictated the country of Heyorita. But the poorest town in Heyorita was Mance, in which Mark lived. And Mark was one of those poorest people; called Hencers. 'Hence' they were poor. Mark had to get back to his house, before it got dark out, or the private guards will come and take him to prison; in which they are called the Hectorettes.
"It's getting dark out." Mark observed. Stop thinking-- stop thinking or it will hold you back, he thought as he walked to his house. He stopped in front of it to see his petunias blooming. "Oh, how adorable. And such a rare thing is to see an actual flower blooming." Mark said. Sirens started to blare, they sounded like a tornado siren. Mark saw people immediately run into their houses and close the doors. So Mark did as so, and he deadlocked the door.
He looked out the window to see a few men with assualt rifles and one big dude with a minigun walking down the street, and a helicopter hovering above them; they had a tiger on their suits and on the helicopters sides called Black and White Tiger, a tiger that was the symbol for Hector's army, the Tigra Xontez.
The tiger has a white and black face, kind of like the Ying Yang sign; it has 15 white stripes cascading it's back; it has mostly black fur; it has red eyes, basically it's the opposite of itself. Mark saw a person outside struggling to open his door and then when the people saw him, the big dude, a juggernaut, shot the guy to pieces and then the helicopter shot a missle at the house and it blew up. What Mark didn't know was that the glass he was leaning into is really old, and it cracked. He fell out and the troops and the juggernaut saw him.
The Rebels
The juggernaut's minigun started to spin up and it shot the heck out of Mark's house. When the spew stopped, the juggernaut expected to see pieces of human meat on the ground, but there was only wood and glass. Mark started to run away. The troops started to run-shoot at Mark. Mark ran behind a car that was strolling up the street and the helicopter blew it up. He ran down an alleyway with only a dirty piece of board in one corner. He stepped back and felt the dirty wall of the alley.
Come on movie features, have a secret passage or something!, Mark thought. The juggernaut came strolling slowly down the alleyway, and while he spun up his minigun, he laughed manicaly. All of a sudden, the dirty board burst up and men with guns ran out; one with an AK; one with a Colt M19A1; and one with a rocket launcher... The rocket launcher aimed at the juggernaut and shot. The juggernaut exploded and the rocket launcher guy reloaded.
The helicopter hovered overhead and started to spin up it's minigun. The R.L. guy tried to shoot but then he was shot to death and dropped his rocket launcher. The other guys went into whatever cover they could find as the helicopter shot at them. Mark realized that he had to blow down the helicopter to save their lives. He dashed to the rocket launcher, aimed at the helicopter and said, "You just got blown."
And he shot the helicopter and it blew up. The other Tigra Xontez troops ran off. The dude with the AK pointed at the other guy, and said, "He is Jolt. I am Hark. Thanks for saving us, and the guy that got shot, he was Yusuf. When you blew up the helicopter, and said that, it would've been better to say 'You just got sent to Hell-i.'" Hark said. Mark looked down at the ground and said, "You just got sent to Hell-i!" Hark shook his head, "Too late, bro." Jolt said, "Yo, we better get to the Underground before they get frikin' reinforcments. Follow us, umm, you." He pointed at Mark. "My name is Mark, sorry, forgot to announce it." Mark said, and they walked to the dirty wood and it opened up to reveal a stair case. Mark started to walk down it but then Hark said, "Nope, if you want to be awesome, you slide down the railing." He pointed to the railing that descended into great depths. Mark got on the railing and slid down it.
It felt like 4 hours, even though it took only 15 seconds to slide down the railing. When he got down there, over 500 people were awaiting down there, talking and laughing. When Mark fell off the railing and hit the ground, hard, everyone looked at him. Some raised weapons and aimed them at him. But then Hark came sliding down and put his hands up. "No, no, no, it's okay. He's with me and Jolt. Just continue everything." Hark said. "Why let an outsider in here? He could be a spy for the Tigra!" A buff man with a deep voice said.
The buff guy stepped up and grabbed Mark's shirt. The buff guy was pulling Mark around as though inspecting him, then he held him still and the buff guy stared into Mark's eyes for about 1 minute. "You're clear. Mackson! Go get the meddocs: this kid looks injured. My name is Kiff." Kiff said as a guy ran out of the room. "We,--" he showed his hand about the room, "-- are the Komodok Vontez army. And we rebel against the dictator Hector, and his army the Tigra Xontez." Kiff said.
He put his hand around Mark and pulled Mark to a wall with a big piece of paper on it. "This is the story of our two armies: The Tiger of Vasquez roamed the land in the Xontez mountians. And the komodo of Jesko roamed the land of Vontez mountains. There once was a man, who divided his soul into two. He thought of having himself as a friend. But his half fought with him, they fought and fought and fought. Until they decided to abandon each other and go live in different places. Half one's name was Horecto, and half two's name was Otceroh; which was half one's name backwards.
"They went to two different mountains and found the ancient animals. Horecto found the Tiger, and Otceroh found the komodo. They both asociated with these animals to help the halves destroy each other. But when they crossed the same paths, the komodo and the Tiger fought. The halves, in the fighting, decided to have people help them destroy each other. So Horecto formed the Tigra Xontez, named after the mountains he found the Tiger on. And Otceroh founded the Komodok Vontez. And now, we have been fighting each other for over 2000 years. But the mystery part of the prophecy is that someone will rise up and join one army, and destroy the other." Hark said.
Mark had his mouth open the whole time: he was astounded. "So, I'm guessing your sign is the komodo dragon?" Mark asked. And Hark took off the coat he was wearing and appeared body armor with a komodo dragon's face on it; it had blue eyes and black face; it had a black and blue body with little brilliant swirls of paint on it. "Sweet. Even cooler then Tigra's symbol." Mark said. Then, he was getting body armor put on by someone. He turned and the person had wide eyes and a very dark face and body. "I am Harry. And I am the doctor and scientist that will be treating you today, sir."
The Eye of Dungaloo
Mark was pulled by the arm by Harry to an infarmary room. Many people lay sick, with certain instruments clamped and stuck to them, and white hazmats examining them. Harry pulled Mark along and went to an empty, blood covered bed, and Harry motioned to sit down.
Mark hesitated. "Don't worry, it's dry." Harry said. "That's reassuring..." Mark said sarcastically. He layed down on the bed and Harry put a needle into Mark's arm and started to pull out blood. Mark started to get up, but Harry put his arm in front of Mark and said, "It's okay, just seeing if you have any diseases or cancer."
Once Harry was done, he pulled away the needle and started to read the diagnosis. "Okay, you have nothing to fear. You are healthy. So you won't contract Milky Fever." Harry said, and then Mark asked urgently and worriedly, "What's that?" Harry looked at Mark, and then said, "Milky Fever is a new type of disease that we have discovered in this la--, uh, umm, infermary room. We also have discovered: Mexican Malaria, Horsey-Forsey, Yertulio, Harkand Fever and Milky Fever Type 2."
Harry then took a syringe and stuck it in his arm. His pupils widened and he said very quickly, "I got to go to t- th- the bathroom! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!" He got up and dashed to the wall and pulled down his pants and started to crap. He then picked it up and put it in the fridge marked 'Medicine Fridge: DO NOT PUT POOP IN HERE, HARRY.' Harry then started to run around everywhere and then he left the room.
Hark came in and saw Harry buzzing around and he said into his radio, "Code B-89. Repeat Code B-89. Harry Huleor Junkes was taking those syringes again. Repeat, Harry Huleor Junkes is taking the 'special' syringes again." And then a few guys went and tackled Harry and brought him in a room and closed and locked the door.
Hark walked up to Mark and Mark said, "What was he taking?" Hark shook his head and replied, "Could be anything. From Crystal Meth to Marijuana to his new creation as he calls it 'Mo Fo High.' But that drug isn't tested and he could very well die." Someone then burst in with a guy on a gurney and they slammed into a bed and put him on the bed. Hark went over and Mark did too.
"Status report!" Hark said. The guy (as his nametag says, "Doctor Michele Helgahell Pierre Dan Poo Fuh) said back, "Well, we found him in a dumpster, then he started to act up. His eyes are closed... We should open them, now come on, here we go. OH MY GOD! Hark, it's..." Hark finished Doctor Fuh's sentence, "The Eye of Dungaloo... Get him to the church. We can't treat this. Okay good, he's asleep."
As on que, the guy woke up and screamed. He reached for his eye and Hark slapped it. ("NO NO!" Hark said as though he was talking to a dog.) Doctor Fuh put a harness around the guy's neck and said, "Stop trying to touch it, or I will tighten the harness and bye bye for you, fricker!" The guy tried touching it again and said, "BLOODY HELL! HELP HELP! IT'S COMING! REINFORCE THE TRAPDOOR! OR WE ALL WILL DIE," he then started to whisper,
"the Tiger of Vasquez, it's coming. We won't be able to stop it. The place where the ancient komodo is will only present itself to the Prophesik: the savior to the Komodok Vontez. Only 24, no, 23 more hours. Muh, Muh, Muh, Mark, Mark, is there anyone in here named Mark? TELL ME!"
Mark walked up to the guy and leaned down and the guy said in a whisper, "You, you, Mark, are the Prophesik. The Eye of Dungaloo tells me that you have to go backwards 5 paces from here; go left 10 paces; then go forward 8 paces. And the Door will reveal you to it. Hurry, I won't be much help. But in the Afterlife, I will speak in your head, possess you. Help you guide your path." The guy started wheezing. "Listen for my name in your head, it's Kompa Vontez Holmo Komodok." Kompa then sputtered, and died. Kompa Vontez Holmo Komodok, sure sound familiar. Maybe the middle or last name? IDK, it, wait. Can he be the... no not possible. Just think about it later. Mark motioned for Hark and Kiff, who had just appeared, to follow him. He did what Kompa said to do. And 10 seconds later, he heard cracking, and a door with the Komodok Vontez symbol on it appeared.
The Blood Komodo
They didn't wait to take in the awe of the magical aura in the air. Kiff waved his hand as though searching for any invisible alarm lines and said, "Team, if we get attacked by something down there, you need to sream it, OK?" Mark and Hark nodded. All of a sudden, the whole base started to shake. Then someone ran over to them and said hurriedly, "SIR! SIR! THAT ONE GUY WAS RIGHT! THE Tiger OF VASQUEZ IS TRYING TO GET IN! WE HEEDED THAT GUYS WARNING AND BARRICADED IT, BUT THAT WON'T HOLD IT FOR LONG!" Then a big piece of the ceiling came down and crashed down on the guy. Docotr Fuh came in and said, "Get down there, get the Ancient, and get him to kill the Tigra Xontez and the Tiger! Go go GO!" The base shook more horribly, and Dr. Fuh pushed them down the stairs, and the entrance became blocked by rubble.
They were doing backwards-rolls all the way down the abundance of stairs. Once they reached the dusty ground of the room, Hark said, "It's a chamber." They walked up to a little room and saw two passages, and in the wall between the passages lays a tip. It says,
Beforth you choseth your path, remebereth: only, and onlieth mayeth the Prophesik layeth eyes and speaketh to the Holy God, the Blood Komodo of Vontez.
When Mark got done reading it, a small paragraph of writing popped up. "Hey, that writing just appeared, the writing just below the tip." Mark said. Hark and Kiff both shook their heads, which meant what are you talking about? The paragaph below says,
Only the Prophesik mayeth see tis writing. Ifeth you see this writing, you are the Special. My body has long been magically put into the walls of this Chamber of the Great Komodok. You must go left. My name is Kompa Vontez Holmo Komodok, by now I have meet you and toldeth you whateth to look for. Be nice to my pet, as for my body has been transfigured into it. Calleth me my name when the komodo sees you. Do not pass the Bloody Line of Desperation, or the komodo will attack you.
Goodeth Lucketh
Mark abandoned Hark and Kiff when they weren't looking and ran silently through the cobblestone hallway. He came upon a GIGANTIC room full of statues of dragons. He then saw a throne and ran up to it, until he luckily saw the Bloody Line of Desperation. He stopped dead in his tracks, as he heard hissing. Hissssssss... Hassssssss... A komodo dragon suddenely appeared out of nowhere on the throne. Mark remebered and said, "Kompa Vontez Holmo Komodok?"
The dragon shook it's head as though a dog trying to dry off. "Hellossss Prophesikssssss. I am Komodok of Vontezsssss." Komodok said. "I am Mark, the Prophesik, and I have a problem that I pray you help with." Mark said. Komodok relished at the thought of a problem, "What kindsssss of problem?" Mark replied, "A problem with the Tiger of Vaqu--" Komodok hissed and got off his throne and said, "So, the timesssssss has come to finallyssssss take down Tigra? Greatssssss, that ancient douchebagssssss deserves to diessssss. Let us go, Mark." Mark shook his head and said, "The entrance is blocked..." Komodok just started to walk and Mark followed.
When they got to the exit and entrance of the chamber, Komodok's eyes shot out a big laser and it blew up the rubble blocking his path. There was a Tigra Xontez guy behind the door spraying bullets at some Komodok Vontez guys behind cover. And Komodok jumped onto the guy and bit his head off and spit it at another Tigra Xontez. Then the guy who got the head spit at started to shoot Komodok. "Efff youssss, you son of a frickersssssss." Komodok said as he shot another laser at the guy, who exploded into blue goo. Komodok kept walking when he reached the middle of the base, which had a big hole in the ceiling. A helicopter was hovering above the hole, and Komodok shot it down.
Mark whispered, "What kind of komodo are you?" Komodok heard and said, "Blood Komodo. I am the rarest kind of komodo ever. That's why I shoot lasers of out my frickin' eyes!" Another helicopter came in and hovered over the hole. Komodok shot a laser, but then a black and white Tiger came in and took the shot, in which the Tiger acted as though it felt nothing. The Tiger landed softly on concrete and stared at Komodok, who stared back and said, "Tigra, brotherssssss. Long-timessssss, no-see-- fricker."
Tigra, the Tiger said, "And to you, my brother. Komodok, we musn't fight. If we fought, we will create the Vanna De Vonte. We wouldn't want that to happen? Now would we?" Komodok responded, "You just don't want to die brother. Gosssss toooossssss Hellsssssss, frickersssss." Tigra dashed forward and Komodok did too. When they hit each other, a big bright light orb floated where they were fighting. Hark came up and so did Kiff, and Hark said, "Why did you leave us? We saw you running alond a komodo, and we thought it was chasing you, to kill you."
Mark shurgged and Kiff looked at the white orb and his mouth dropped open and said, "The Vanna De Vonte! OMG, RUN RUN RUN! GET OUT OF HERE! Tigra will vanish, don't worry, Mark," they then started running. But Mark stayed put. High growls and screeches came from the orb and Mark went to touch it. Kiff ran at him and said, "STOP! STOP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN! BOTH OF THEM WILL DIE IF YOU TOUCH THAT!" And Mark said as his finger was moving towards the orb, "They both will die anyway. I will help Komodok, he would help me too. Kompa, is Komodok. Kompa is my fath..." Mark's finger touched the orb, and Kiff screamed 'No!' as everything around them bended and dissapeared. Mark, Komodok, and Tigra bended out of reality and teleported.
Hector Tigra Xontez Yerva
They teleported into a room that had many statues of Tigers. Mark's vision was blurred and when he saw a Tiger staute in front of him he said, "Oh, great!" He looked over to Komodok and found him laying on the ground, still breathing-- Yay. And Tigra on the ground, still breathing-- Ugh. He looked up and saw that the room looked the same as Komodok's chamber, but with Tigers. Then a deep voice boomed, "I see that you touched the orb, Prophesik. You have lead Komodok here to die. But only Tigra will survive." And Mark was bewildered and said, "And why is that?"
The deep voice said, "Look over to Tigra. I, Hector Tigra Xontez Yerva, is him. Just like Komodok, my brother, I have magically incased myself upon my legendary animal." Mark looked over at the throne and saw Tigra roaming around it, and then Tigra sat down. "And I have my own frickin' army. And my own frickin' country. I own everything in it! What else couldn't I have. Oh, wait. My brother's life. I CAN'T HAVE IT BECAUSE, I... AM... HIM! But I can take your life, Prophesik. And only the Prophesik may take one of the Founder's lives. So, who will it be? Me, the awake dangerous Tiger who could rip you to shreds in a few seconds? Or the sleeping komodo that only hisses and barely poisons you, remember, he's sleeping. He can't do any harm..." Tigra said.
Mark looked at the two and thought, sleeping Komodok who became my very best friend; or douchebag Tiger. Ooh look, a magical sword. A glowing sword lay in a corner of the chamber. "I pick, you." Mark said. He yelled and screamed as he ran for the sword. Tigra dropped from the throne. Mark picked up the sword and aimed it at Tigra and started slashing violently at the air. Tigra was hit and he flew back and hit the throne. "Komodok, he will not wake! Never never ever! Get that out of your head! You are dead." Tigra said, and he roared very loudly.
Tigra ran for Mark but then a laser came and it hit Tigra and he flew back and hit a wall. Komodok came running for Tigra and pushed him back against the wall. "We mightssss be brotherssssss. And we might be the samesssss person, but I will kill you. Markssss! Grab the sword and stab it in his heartssssssss." Komodok said. Mark grabbed the sword and chucked it at Tigra. It hit him in the head and he growled. Tigra pushed Komodok off.
A bunch of red goo was coming out of the flesh wound that the sword gave Tigra. He whimpered and a a big hole appeared in the ceiling. A helicopter came down and it shot a bunch of missles at Komodok, and then released a bunch of juggernauts. Tigra got into the chopper and it raised off. Mark then saw Komodok struggling, and then Mark blacked out.
The Second Sun
Mark woke up to a pair of eyes in his face. It was Hark and Kiff. "Don't worry. Komodok survived. It took us five days to find you guys; you guys were on a Tigra Xontez convoy heading for the border. We had to fight a tank to get to you guys, but it was worth it." Kiff said. "What about... Tigra?" Mark asked.
Kiff and Hark looked at each other, then Hark said, "He got away. When we were attacking some guy said he was going to release some Second Sun thing or something. We thought it was bolderdash. But then that popped up." He pointed out the window to a black orb that was by the sun.
"Gravity Well.... If we get too close to it, it sucks us in. And we dissapear forever. And from our observations, it get slightly bigger every time something gets sucked in. We think that it even pulls in stars and planets... Lets hope we aren't one of them..." Kiff said. Mark looked at the black orb in the sky as it sucked in the Big Dipper constelation and got bigger.
Epilogue
A NASA satelite lay in orbit, looking at Mars. Johnson, an astronaut said, "All things look clear on the radar. Only thing is that we have one big comet heading for Mars. Hmm, it's going to clear miss it. Don't worry Houston, Mars is safe. For now." The other astronaut, Hawkings, said, "We have minor interference. Only way that happens is by radiation. Umm, Houston... we might have a problem. Big black orb is floating in space by the Sun. Seems as though a black hole. Houston, might want to look into that... Wait. A PIECE OF THE SATELITE-- SIR! HOUSTON... WE HAVE A PROBLEM. Black hole! Black hole! Code Y-90232423! WE'RE GETTING SUCKED IN! HELP HE--" The satelite, along with it's crew and everything around it was sucked into the black orb.
Tigra Xontez:
The Sun's Brother
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The Crumble
Mark lay in his cabin in the Komodok Vontez Underground base. It had been 3 weeks since he had a run in with the dictator of Heyorta, a country in widespread poverty. But the poorest and most povertized city in Heyorta was Mance, in which the Komodok Vontez lived. The dictator of Heyorta was Hector Tigra Xontez Yerva. But it turned out the creator of Tigra Xontez was magically incased in it's legend animal, the Black and White Tiger of Vasquez.
And the creator of Komodok Vontez incased himself in it's legend animal, the Black and Blue Komodo of Vontez. Mark lay lop-sided on his bed. He kept thinking about Tigra and Komodok's fight. Then when Tigra escaped he released an ancient sun that is also a black hole and sucks in everything and keeps getting bigger with everything it sucks in. Someone knocked on the door and Hark came in.
He looked over at Mark sympathectially, and said, "Okay look, we don't know where Komodok is. We only found you and a puddle of blood. But, we have gotten further evidence that the ancient animals can teleport, so maybe Komodok teleported somewhere." Mark shook his head. "No, if he did teleport, he would've came back by now." Mark said. They both sighed. Then the whole base shook, and shook, as though an earthquake was erupting.
"Crap, bro look at the ceiling." Mark said. There was a crack in the ceiling, that looked as though is would crumble anytime. Doctor Fuh ran in and looked worried. "Hark! The Second Sun! It has gotten so big that it is starting to crumble the Earth! But only in very high parts. Mount Everest was destroyed two days ago!" Doctor Fuh said. Mark and Hark ran outside the room. Everybody was running around, panicking. Doctor Fuh was in the middle of Mark's room when the ceiling crumbled, crushing Doctor Fuh. "NO!" Hark yelled.
"WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THE BASE! IT'S GOING TO CRUMBLE ANYTIME!" Mark said. They ran for the trapdoor but it crashed down and blocked the exits. "Now how do we get out!?" Mark asked. Hark had a brainstorm, and (OMG, DUH!) he said, "We confiscated a UFO from Area 51. We turned it into a war machine. Why didn't we use it before?" Hark ran over to a big button and mashed it and the whole base crumbled evern harder. The middle of the base fell apart to reveal a GIGANTIC spaceship.
"Oh, yeah, right.... Forgot, destroys half of the base..." Hark said, "Get in this pod and it will shoot us into the spaceship!" They got into the pod and it shot them down into the ship, into the control room. Hark jumped out of the pod and said, "Computer! Autopilot on! Travel to Houston, Texas, United States of America!" The computer said, "Autopilot engaged, setting course for Houston, Texas. Minimum time for arrival is: 45 hours." Hark slammed his fist on the ground, "No, faster. At least less then two hours!" The computer beeped and said, "Two hours input. Turning on A-Class BombarBoosters. Fuel full. Oil almost needs to be changed. Ammo full. Missles full. Shockwave B-Class ammo full. Nuclear Hawk Missles full. All systems go. Get ready for takeoff!"
The ship suddenly jerked up and zoomed. When it go above ground, and high enough to go over most building, it erupted forward. When it moved past the town, Mark looked back and saw half of the city destroyed: the ship went so fast it broke the sound wave and destroyed almost every building.
Sheshan Amble
Mark and Hark were sleeping in their seats. "Arrival 2 minutes. Flying over Fort Texas." The computer said. "Unidentified aircraft. State identification or we blow you to pieces." The general said Hark woke up. He ran to the intercom and said, "ID: Sierra, Alpha, Bravo. We're the Komodok Vontez heading over to Houston so we can get a real spaceship." The general said, "Sierra, Alpha, Bravo was stolen from Area 51 five years ago." Hark thought of some fake ID. "I meant Bravo, Charlie, Sierra." Hark said.
"Hmm.... Okay, what is the ID number?" The general said. Hark was trying to come up with a fake one when the computer said, "Sierra 86295; Alpha 12799; and Bravo 90908." The general said, "Confirmed check. We have stolen aircraft. Missles, missles, missles." Then a whole bunch of missles came out of the base's missle bay.
"Oh... crap.... Computer! Do we have a flare system?" The computer responded with a beep, which meant no. "But we do have anti-missles missles." The computer said. "Initiate." Hark said. He could hear a hole bunch of fwoo, and fwoosh, and BOOM. But then, "We have ran out of missles," the computer said. "But you said that we had full ammo of missles."
"Yes, but that was for Nuclear Hawk Missles, and we have a bunch of other missles."
"Ugh, then just shoot the base with a nuke!"
The ship rattled, and then the BOOWOO, BOOWOO(nuclear) sounds and signs came on. Then the ship jerked to the left and then a nuke was shot at the base.
The nuke erupted in the middle of the base and it melted the covering of the ship. Then came the after-blast. When the after-blast went past the ship, it failed and started to go down. "Computer! Status report!"
"All systems fail. All systems fail."
"Well stop making them fail!"
"Impossible sir. Engines have failed and exploded. Immenent death awaits you humans, and I too."
"You can die?"
"Yes, I can get a virus. And if you have'nt bought the anti-virus system, I will die."
The plane spun out of control. "Computer! Pods, where are they?"
"Right to your right sir."
Hark shook Mark awake, who marracoulisly slept through everything. "We need to get to the pods! The plane is going down!" Mark got up and he focused outside. Are those mountains getting closer? He thought. Hark shoved Mark into one of the pods and then crammed himself into one. "Computer! Launch pods." Hark said.
The pod doors closed and they busted out of the ship. Hark pulled down the Control-Pad and saw an icon that said 'Sync with pods within range'. He pressed it and Mark's face popped up. "Bro! Bro! I don't know what to do!" Mark said. "Don't worry. Link with me and I will do everything." Hark said, "You just have to take the controls and lightly touch me and a button should appear saying 'Connect with pod' and then you have to press it t--" Mark hit Hark with he pod and Mark slammed on the 'Connect with pod' button.
The pods spun out of control and Hark hit a stablization button. They stopped spinning. Hark pressed 'Drop controls' button and a driving set came down. Mark was just sitting in his pod, and he turned on a movie button and a selection of movies came on. On the other hand, Hark was doing everything he could to keep the pods from exploding. He pressed on the accelerator and the pods zoomed forward. He then saw the NASA building and he started to brake. 50 feet. 40 feet. 30 feet. Oh crap. Hark thought. He pulled the "parking" brake and he stopped instantly, but still flying through the air. They hit the NASA building and flew through the front desk and the NASA Admin's room.
They finnaly stopped on the bridge where the astronauts walk to get to the ship. They ran over a few astronauts too. Hark got out, breathing heavily, and Mark got out and said, "Oh, my movie was getting to the best part." There was a guy standing on the bridge, the guy that opens the door and closes it. He was just standing there as though he saw astronauts getting crushed everyday. They walked over to the guy.
"Hey guys, I was wondering when you would get here. My clock must be off by 5 minutes. So... what will you guys do in space? Oh wait, I already know. You will first realize that you forgot the oven on in the Underground, and that--" He said cheerfully and knowingly, but Mark interupted him, "Yo, just hold up. How do you know all this stuff. Hmm, what are our names then, Mr. Mysterious?"
"Wow, you got my last name right! I guess you can see the future too. I am Morphine. Oh, and your name is Mark Melintroma, and his name is Harkanomus Ilicia Tropeno. Mark, you have a fear of big spiders and you nightmare about them eating you. Hark, you have a fear of Tigra of Vasquez and you have 5 kids who are in the witnesss protection program, because they witnessed a brutal murder and the murderer saw them. So they had their appearence changed by plastic surgery. Mark, you have a girlfriend who loves you very much.
But she will get in a car crash in 30 months, and she will die. So sign up for E-Harmony in about 29 months. Hark, your kids are going to get beat up and then they will suicide because their lives are hard, in 2 days. So have more kids. Mark, that scab on your butt is infected with Milky Fever... get that fixed or you will die. But you will get it fixed just in time before it takes over your body and makes it do wierd... things... Hark, your kid--"
"Shut the hell up about my kids!"
"I thought you would say that, so I took notes on what I shoul--"
"I said, shut-the-hell-up!"
"Again, gonna pull out the note--"
"I sware to the Mighty Lord, this fist will end up in your butt."
"I have gotten surgery and I no longer have a butt."
"Where the hell does your crap come out then?"
"I had a new hole implanted by my stomach, and whenever my stomach get rid of the waste, it just drops out."
"You're a freak. You think you can tell the futur--"
Hark got a call and it was one of his sons. He said, "Dad, Mackayla and Tristen were beat up. And then me and James got beat up. And then little Hark Jr. got beat up too! We decided, life is hard. So, bye Dad. We all love you. See you in Heaven." There was then a gunshot. Hark's eyes watered. "They... they... commited suicide?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" Hark screamed.
He ran forward and grabbed hold of Morphine's neck and pushed in on it. "YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS! GO TO HELL!!!!! I SWARE TO GOD! I WILL FIND OUT WHOEVER BEAT THEM UP, AND THEY WILL CONFESS THAT MORPHINE MYSTERIOUS PAID THEM TO DO IT!" Hark screamed. Hark shook Morphine's head back and forth. "I predict that Mark will help me in a few seconds..." Morphine choked out. Mark ran over and pulled Hark off of Morphine.
"See? My predictions are true." Morphine said. Hark threw a piece of metal at Morphine's neck and he got a big gash on it. Hark stomped off into the spaceship. He turned at the door and said, "Mark, don't feel sorry for him. You would've done the same frickin' thing if it was your kids! You have 5 seconds to get in here or you hurt. NOW!" Mark picked up the piece of metal and threw it back at Morphine's neck and the gash got bigger. He then ran to the ship and the door slammed behind him.
While they were flying into space, Mark opened a closet with a guy floating in it. He had a dark face and white clothes on. The guy's eyes were wide open. Mark thought he was dead, so he poked the guy with a churro he was eating and the guy burst awake and screamed, "THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING! Oh, hi. My name is Sheshan Amble. I am a super-scientist for mythical haoxes."
"So you are, huh?"
"Yes. I can prove it to you. What do you want me to explain?"
"That big black hole in the sky that Tigra set off."
"You mean the Tiger of Vasquez?"
"Yes."
"The Rip of the Creators is a rip in the time paradox. But time is merely an opinion as no one, can and will, tell the correct time. That's why there are different time zones in the world. Merely a hoax created by the Creators. But the Tiger of Vasquez is one of those creators. Every animal and thing ever was a base creator. Like an elephant was an off-spring of the elephant of Trempas. And like a monkey is an off-spring of the monkey of Yercatan. But the Rip of the Creators, the black hole, is merely a thought layed out by Tigra. To stupid-it-down... the Tiger of Vasquez has went to Dream Mountain and thought of destruction of the planet. So he thought up a thing to destroy the world slowly and get bigger and bigger. But Tigra is invincible, he--"
"What about the komodo of Vontez? Is he invincible?"
"Oh, Komodok. Yeah, he's stronger then Tigra by about 500 times..., he is also a Creator. But one of the nicer ones. He is also one of the first to get in a fight with another Creator; they all love each other very much."
"So, how is this little talk going?" Hark asked. He was drinking coffee. "Oh, Hark. Hi, my name is Sheshan Amble. I am a super-scientist for mythical hoaxes. And your kids were bullied by people who Morphine hired. Just saying." Sheshan said.
"How do you know they died?"
"I can tell the future and pas--"
"Oh, you're not one of those freaks are you? The ones that can tell 'time.'"
"As I said before: 'Time is merely an opinion.' But then again.... It's still a hoax-- time is. But yeah, I can tell the future and past. And sometimes I make predictions that acually happen, so don't mess with me..." Sheshan smiled. Hark looked to the ground and said sadly, "Can you predict my kids are gonna come back?"
"Their time has passed. They cannot be revived. Maybe, but then again. They died, and their time has--"
"I thought you said time was 'merely an opinion!'"
"Yes."
"What does that mean?" Mark asked.
"It's quite preposterous, though Mark. You joined into our conversation so you can end i--"
"Shutup." Hark said.
"Again, do you want me to make a prediction of your death, Hark?"
"SURE! WHY DON'T YOU!" He went and sat down at a chair.
"Hey, douche, stop hurting my friend." Mark said.
"Mentally or physically?"
"Mentally, you smart-fricker."
"Wow, he has a tongue! What a suprise."
"I sware to frickin' God, I will--"
"DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A PREDICTION OF HARK'S DEATH OR NOT?! HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD LEAD THE JOURNEY ON!"
"No, make his kids come back. Make our lives easier. What will happen in the future Sheshan?"
"Hark's kids will come back, Mark. Don't worry." A voice in Mark's head said. "What the he--"
"Shhhh, let the Voice speak." Sheshan said.
"All life will cease to exist, unless you go and get the Mullten's Sword. You may speak now. But think of what you will speak, and I will hear it."
Where is Mullten's Sword? Mark thought.
"You had it when Tigra and Komodok were fighting. The sword only presents itself when one needs it most. As you needed to live or all life will cease to exist. Everything is connected in a way. When the Sword presents itself to someone, everything will follow. You are the Prophesik. The one who will destroy all evil and end the Creators. I am the Voice. I am Horecto's soul. So, if you don't suspect.... I am Komodok. You are on the way to where I am located. I know what you are doing. Stop Hark; he is the Prophecise. The opposite of the Prophesik. He will turn evil when you get over to Tigra's lair. You have to find the Sword and be behind him when he turns it. Then stab him. He will die. But only one Prophecy may live. And that has to be you, Mark. You can speak to me anytime for tips or help along the Journey. Good luck, Prophesik."
"Sheshan Amble..., Komodok is my father." Mark suddenly said.
"True." Sheshan responded.
Komdok's Revenge
It took about 5 minutes for the ship to get to the Moon. When it did touch down, they put on suits and went oustide. The atmosphere was highly sickening. When Mark looked around for Komodok, he found Komodok walking to Hark, who was checking the diagnostics on the ship. "Hark has befuddled me; he defeated many civilians..., I must kill now..." Komodok said in his head (the Voice.) "No." Mark said out loud. "What?" Hark asked. Mark looked over to Hark and back at Komodok. You musn't stike now, remember? The Sword... Mark thought. "Yes, but I must..., the Sword is far away. We must strike now! Forget what I said. I am not crazy. I need you to distract Sheshan by throwing a flare over to the crater. Then talking to Hark with his back turned to me." The Voice said. Okay, Mark thought.
He chucked a flare over the horizon and Sheshan floated to it. Mark then went over and talked to Hark. Komodok was silently walking over to Hark's back. Komodok then struck. He bit Hark's back and then Mark pulled off Hark's helmet. And then Hark grabbed for a breath and then stopped, turned pale, and then floated off into space; he died. "Good job Mark. I like how you pulled off his helemt." Komodok said. The body of Hark jerked around. They both looked at the body. It flew back down to the ground of the Moon in front of Komodok. It flew up a few feet, and then dissapeared into a ball of light. "What the?" Komodok asked. Mark shrugged.
Sheshan came back and saw Komodok. He made a really look and said, "I sensed this would happen. I saw Hark dissapear in the light. Common misconception; he's in the ship." They ran to the ship, and what do you know, Hark is in there. He was trying to make the ship take off when he looked at Mark and them. "Hehehe, ummm..., hi, how you doing?" Hark said.
"Shutup." Mark said.
"Why are you tryingssss to takessss off?" Komodok said.
"Yeah, Hark. Guys, he is right behind us. He's gonna push us off--" Hark said. Hark pushed them off and he shut the door. Mark was the first one to be up, he banged on the door. Mark remembered his tether and hooked it up to the tether hook above the door. The whole ship had an array of tether hooks, so Komodok and Sheshan hooked them up. The ship buzzed off. While in the mid-way point from Earth and the Moon, the Rip of the Creators was getting bigger and bigger. But as the ship passed it, the hole moved in front of the ship and sucked it in. Sheshan yelled as they were being forcefully sucked in, "IT'S A TELEPORT! DON'T WORRY! IT'S A TELEPORT TO ANOTHER DEMENSI--" They passed the Rip's event horizon and went into it.
They came out of a hole in the sky, and they tumbled to the ground. When they hit the ground, the ship exploded, but Mark and them were okay. Hark was laying on the ground, then they saw him still breathing: ("UGH! Why doessss he have to besssss alive?" Komdok said.) Mark kicked Hark in the neck and walked off. "Where are we?" He asked. "Another dimension." Sheshan said.
"Yes! I heard you! But which one?"
"Probably the fifth or something..."
"What makes you say that?"
"It says right on that sign... 'Welcome to the Fifth Demension, losers.'"
"That sign is just plain rude!"
They walked up to the sign, and it said,
Hello Fourth Dimensioners! Welcome to the Fifth Dimension, losers! This dimension is just like the other one..., only better! All dimensions' have the same as the First Dimension. Earth, Moon, Sun, everything. Execpt the constelations and stars..., those are dimension-specific. Have a nice time in Fifth Dimension's Earth!
"Well, that's peachy." Mark said. "Might as well see what is on this planet." Sheshan said.
"Dude, it's the same as the other Earth."
"Yes, but who lives on this planet?"
"HUMANS! IT'S THE SAME AS THE OTHER DIMENSION!"
"Yeah, but there is a purple deer eating grass, right there."
A purple deer was standing in front of them, eating grass. It's leg was on it's knee, probably how it eats, since the grass below the knee was dissapearing. Komodok stepped forward, breaking a twig in the process. The deer looked up, saw Komodok and then hissed. The deer then fell over, and slid away on it's side. Komodok chased. Sheshan ran after Komodok yelling things like "it could be poisonous!" or "it's sliding on it's side! Would you like to eat something like that?" But Mark just stayed put.
He felt something tying around his neck, he tried turning, and he succeded. Hark was standing behind Mark, strangling Mark with some flexible grass. "I guess you thought that I wouldn't survive the fall? Huh? Why the bloody hell do you think that I survived being without a helmet in space, huh? I'm immortal! And I'm in a group with Tigra! HA HA HA HA HA! FRICK YOU!"
Hark tightened the grass, but Mark kicked Hark in the shins, and then did a backflip. Mark landed behind Hark, and Mark snapped Hark's neck. Hark fell onto his knees, and then to the ground. "Crap! That was the biggest adrenaline rush I've ever had!" Mark said. Hark got back up again. He picked up a big pointy stick laying on the ground and then swung it at Mark, who dodged. Hark held the stick in front of him, and ran forward. Hark then fell forward; there was a big sword in his back. "Foundsssss the swordssssss." Komodok said. "Impossible!" Mark said.
"Not reallyssssss. It wasssss in a cave just belowssss the hillssssss. We found it on a rocksssssss."
"Wow, never thought it would be that easy to kill someone."
Hark got up and coughed, "It's not that easy. Oh crap!" He fell over again. Mark grabbed the sword and rode it up Hark's spine, splitting Hark open. "Let's go." Mark said calmly. They walked off. "I wonder if he cares that he is cut open in the back, or if he just cares that he might get a horocious disease from this planet's organismal system." Mark said.
They all looked at Mark like he just suddenly said every word's definition in the dictionary. "Wow, I don't even think organismal system is even a thing!" Sheshan said.
"It is, bro. I looked it up online!"
"How?"
"Oh, we get reception here!"
"What?"
"I'm texting my friend now, see!"
A beep sounded, and Mark said, "He just texted me: 'Life on Earth is bad, dnt come bck. U will gt destryed'. I wonder what that means? Oh wait, it means that the Second Sun has been destroying the planet. I'll text him back: 'K, bro. Y's life on Earth bd? I thnk it's the big black hole in duh sky.'"
Another beep sounded, and Mark looked at his phone. His face was contorted with terror as he put his phone back in his pocket. "The Second Sun has destroyed half of the Earth. And life is bad because the world has plunged into terror." Mark said. "And we all can't return to Earth, because the new President of the World, Hector Tigra Xontez Yerva--"
"Wait, isn't that the organism that you killed with the sword of magic of whatever it was called." Sheshan said.
"I don't really remember what it's called either... Maybe it actually is called the Sword of Magic; maybe it's the sword that that one crazy dude on the gurney told me about. Did he tell me about a sword? I don't know, it was like a year ago..." Mark said.
"MARK!"
"Oh, sorry, wait what?"
"I was that guy on the gurney like a year ago, I was the crazy guy who foretold the prophecy!"
"Really? I thought you had died?"
"I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I DID? I JUST WANTED YOU TO STOP SAYING THAT I WAS CRAZY AND PSYCHADELIC FOR ONE FRICKING SECOND, OKAY?"
"God! I never told you you were psychadelic. What does that even mean?"
"It means I'm spaced out all the time!"
"Ummm..."
"Drugged!"
"Oh."
"Meow."
"What?"
"Meow." Komodok said.
"What?" Mark said.
"Meow," Sheshan said.
"Ruff." Said and ominous voice.
Mark turned around to see Hark holding a gun, aiming at Mark's head. Komodok revolted back, hissed, and said, "That'sssss not good." Then Hark replied, "Nah, it's horrible. 3 innocent little fricking brats venturing on a journey to stop Tigra. Komodok, he'll like to see you. And if I don't grab you now, Tigra'll kill me. Oh crap, just forget that... Heheh, don't remember that." Mark, Komodok, and Sheshan glanced at each other. Komodok silently charged his eyes, and then shot at Hark, who flew back.
"Runsssssss!" Komodok said. They sprinted back wards and then, not knowing where they were going, the fell off a purple cliff that was jutting out of a mountain with a drop of at least 100 feet. Mark and Sheshan were terrified, but Komodok was focused, then he said, "Guys, hold ontossssss me."
They grabbed Komodok's either arm and then he started whispering, "Phesclorus Ephicum mastero clepucaerius, materous melisky GROUNDUS!" They found themselves teleported to the ground, and Mark and Sheshan stopped holding Komodok. "What did you just--" Mark said, then Sheshan interupted, "He teleported using ancient magical codes. Those codes are from even before about the evoloution of humans from dinosaurs."
"No, I would not have been born if the velocirapter didn't evolve into my lord, which has encased his soul in my body, so I am talking about myself. But Tigra wouldn't've been born if that T-Rex didn't evolve into his human. Just saying, but if the Ancients hadn't fired Hulgtronapheph, the meteorite wouldn't've crashed into the Earth, into Patagonia. And if the Evolution Master hadn't been drunk on that day, Jesus wouldn't've been born. And if our masters hadn't been born by accidental evolution--" (*hiss*) "--Stuff, we wouldn't be here. And if--" Komodok said.
"SHUTUP!!! Oh, sorry, supposed to be pyschadelic... Hey, I just said I was... And why didn't you hiss almost every 3 words?"
"Umm I don't know what you mean... Sssssssssss."
"Are you--"
Mark imediately kicked Komodok in the face, Komodok hissed, and then turned into a black and white Tiger. The Tiger was lying on its side, and then Sheshan grabbed Mark, and started saying words, "Phesclorus Ephicum mastero clepucaerius, materous melisky AWAY!" They dissapeared into a big sphere while Tigra was getting up.
The Funny Komodok
They appeared on a cliff, and Mark started to scream. He was leaning over the cliff, but then Komodok's tail wrapped around Mark's leg and Komodok pulled Mark off the cliff.
"MARKSSSSSS, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHINGSSSSS! THE BLACK AND WHITE TIGER OF VASQUEZ IS ON THE MOVESSSSSS!" Komodok hissed.
Mark looked over to a rumbling sound, and feeling. An avalanche was coming down the mountain. "How'd you find us, Komodok?" Mark asked, oblivious of the avalanche.
The Sun's Brother
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The Crumble
Mark lay in his cabin in the Komodok Vontez Underground base. It had been 3 weeks since he had a run in with the dictator of Heyorta, a country in widespread poverty. But the poorest and most povertized city in Heyorta was Mance, in which the Komodok Vontez lived. The dictator of Heyorta was Hector Tigra Xontez Yerva. But it turned out the creator of Tigra Xontez was magically incased in it's legend animal, the Black and White Tiger of Vasquez.
And the creator of Komodok Vontez incased himself in it's legend animal, the Black and Blue Komodo of Vontez. Mark lay lop-sided on his bed. He kept thinking about Tigra and Komodok's fight. Then when Tigra escaped he released an ancient sun that is also a black hole and sucks in everything and keeps getting bigger with everything it sucks in. Someone knocked on the door and Hark came in.
He looked over at Mark sympathectially, and said, "Okay look, we don't know where Komodok is. We only found you and a puddle of blood. But, we have gotten further evidence that the ancient animals can teleport, so maybe Komodok teleported somewhere." Mark shook his head. "No, if he did teleport, he would've came back by now." Mark said. They both sighed. Then the whole base shook, and shook, as though an earthquake was erupting.
"Crap, bro look at the ceiling." Mark said. There was a crack in the ceiling, that looked as though is would crumble anytime. Doctor Fuh ran in and looked worried. "Hark! The Second Sun! It has gotten so big that it is starting to crumble the Earth! But only in very high parts. Mount Everest was destroyed two days ago!" Doctor Fuh said. Mark and Hark ran outside the room. Everybody was running around, panicking. Doctor Fuh was in the middle of Mark's room when the ceiling crumbled, crushing Doctor Fuh. "NO!" Hark yelled.
"WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THE BASE! IT'S GOING TO CRUMBLE ANYTIME!" Mark said. They ran for the trapdoor but it crashed down and blocked the exits. "Now how do we get out!?" Mark asked. Hark had a brainstorm, and (OMG, DUH!) he said, "We confiscated a UFO from Area 51. We turned it into a war machine. Why didn't we use it before?" Hark ran over to a big button and mashed it and the whole base crumbled evern harder. The middle of the base fell apart to reveal a GIGANTIC spaceship.
"Oh, yeah, right.... Forgot, destroys half of the base..." Hark said, "Get in this pod and it will shoot us into the spaceship!" They got into the pod and it shot them down into the ship, into the control room. Hark jumped out of the pod and said, "Computer! Autopilot on! Travel to Houston, Texas, United States of America!" The computer said, "Autopilot engaged, setting course for Houston, Texas. Minimum time for arrival is: 45 hours." Hark slammed his fist on the ground, "No, faster. At least less then two hours!" The computer beeped and said, "Two hours input. Turning on A-Class BombarBoosters. Fuel full. Oil almost needs to be changed. Ammo full. Missles full. Shockwave B-Class ammo full. Nuclear Hawk Missles full. All systems go. Get ready for takeoff!"
The ship suddenly jerked up and zoomed. When it go above ground, and high enough to go over most building, it erupted forward. When it moved past the town, Mark looked back and saw half of the city destroyed: the ship went so fast it broke the sound wave and destroyed almost every building.
Sheshan Amble
Mark and Hark were sleeping in their seats. "Arrival 2 minutes. Flying over Fort Texas." The computer said. "Unidentified aircraft. State identification or we blow you to pieces." The general said Hark woke up. He ran to the intercom and said, "ID: Sierra, Alpha, Bravo. We're the Komodok Vontez heading over to Houston so we can get a real spaceship." The general said, "Sierra, Alpha, Bravo was stolen from Area 51 five years ago." Hark thought of some fake ID. "I meant Bravo, Charlie, Sierra." Hark said.
"Hmm.... Okay, what is the ID number?" The general said. Hark was trying to come up with a fake one when the computer said, "Sierra 86295; Alpha 12799; and Bravo 90908." The general said, "Confirmed check. We have stolen aircraft. Missles, missles, missles." Then a whole bunch of missles came out of the base's missle bay.
"Oh... crap.... Computer! Do we have a flare system?" The computer responded with a beep, which meant no. "But we do have anti-missles missles." The computer said. "Initiate." Hark said. He could hear a hole bunch of fwoo, and fwoosh, and BOOM. But then, "We have ran out of missles," the computer said. "But you said that we had full ammo of missles."
"Yes, but that was for Nuclear Hawk Missles, and we have a bunch of other missles."
"Ugh, then just shoot the base with a nuke!"
The ship rattled, and then the BOOWOO, BOOWOO(nuclear) sounds and signs came on. Then the ship jerked to the left and then a nuke was shot at the base.
The nuke erupted in the middle of the base and it melted the covering of the ship. Then came the after-blast. When the after-blast went past the ship, it failed and started to go down. "Computer! Status report!"
"All systems fail. All systems fail."
"Well stop making them fail!"
"Impossible sir. Engines have failed and exploded. Immenent death awaits you humans, and I too."
"You can die?"
"Yes, I can get a virus. And if you have'nt bought the anti-virus system, I will die."
The plane spun out of control. "Computer! Pods, where are they?"
"Right to your right sir."
Hark shook Mark awake, who marracoulisly slept through everything. "We need to get to the pods! The plane is going down!" Mark got up and he focused outside. Are those mountains getting closer? He thought. Hark shoved Mark into one of the pods and then crammed himself into one. "Computer! Launch pods." Hark said.
The pod doors closed and they busted out of the ship. Hark pulled down the Control-Pad and saw an icon that said 'Sync with pods within range'. He pressed it and Mark's face popped up. "Bro! Bro! I don't know what to do!" Mark said. "Don't worry. Link with me and I will do everything." Hark said, "You just have to take the controls and lightly touch me and a button should appear saying 'Connect with pod' and then you have to press it t--" Mark hit Hark with he pod and Mark slammed on the 'Connect with pod' button.
The pods spun out of control and Hark hit a stablization button. They stopped spinning. Hark pressed 'Drop controls' button and a driving set came down. Mark was just sitting in his pod, and he turned on a movie button and a selection of movies came on. On the other hand, Hark was doing everything he could to keep the pods from exploding. He pressed on the accelerator and the pods zoomed forward. He then saw the NASA building and he started to brake. 50 feet. 40 feet. 30 feet. Oh crap. Hark thought. He pulled the "parking" brake and he stopped instantly, but still flying through the air. They hit the NASA building and flew through the front desk and the NASA Admin's room.
They finnaly stopped on the bridge where the astronauts walk to get to the ship. They ran over a few astronauts too. Hark got out, breathing heavily, and Mark got out and said, "Oh, my movie was getting to the best part." There was a guy standing on the bridge, the guy that opens the door and closes it. He was just standing there as though he saw astronauts getting crushed everyday. They walked over to the guy.
"Hey guys, I was wondering when you would get here. My clock must be off by 5 minutes. So... what will you guys do in space? Oh wait, I already know. You will first realize that you forgot the oven on in the Underground, and that--" He said cheerfully and knowingly, but Mark interupted him, "Yo, just hold up. How do you know all this stuff. Hmm, what are our names then, Mr. Mysterious?"
"Wow, you got my last name right! I guess you can see the future too. I am Morphine. Oh, and your name is Mark Melintroma, and his name is Harkanomus Ilicia Tropeno. Mark, you have a fear of big spiders and you nightmare about them eating you. Hark, you have a fear of Tigra of Vasquez and you have 5 kids who are in the witnesss protection program, because they witnessed a brutal murder and the murderer saw them. So they had their appearence changed by plastic surgery. Mark, you have a girlfriend who loves you very much.
But she will get in a car crash in 30 months, and she will die. So sign up for E-Harmony in about 29 months. Hark, your kids are going to get beat up and then they will suicide because their lives are hard, in 2 days. So have more kids. Mark, that scab on your butt is infected with Milky Fever... get that fixed or you will die. But you will get it fixed just in time before it takes over your body and makes it do wierd... things... Hark, your kid--"
"Shut the hell up about my kids!"
"I thought you would say that, so I took notes on what I shoul--"
"I said, shut-the-hell-up!"
"Again, gonna pull out the note--"
"I sware to the Mighty Lord, this fist will end up in your butt."
"I have gotten surgery and I no longer have a butt."
"Where the hell does your crap come out then?"
"I had a new hole implanted by my stomach, and whenever my stomach get rid of the waste, it just drops out."
"You're a freak. You think you can tell the futur--"
Hark got a call and it was one of his sons. He said, "Dad, Mackayla and Tristen were beat up. And then me and James got beat up. And then little Hark Jr. got beat up too! We decided, life is hard. So, bye Dad. We all love you. See you in Heaven." There was then a gunshot. Hark's eyes watered. "They... they... commited suicide?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" Hark screamed.
He ran forward and grabbed hold of Morphine's neck and pushed in on it. "YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS! GO TO HELL!!!!! I SWARE TO GOD! I WILL FIND OUT WHOEVER BEAT THEM UP, AND THEY WILL CONFESS THAT MORPHINE MYSTERIOUS PAID THEM TO DO IT!" Hark screamed. Hark shook Morphine's head back and forth. "I predict that Mark will help me in a few seconds..." Morphine choked out. Mark ran over and pulled Hark off of Morphine.
"See? My predictions are true." Morphine said. Hark threw a piece of metal at Morphine's neck and he got a big gash on it. Hark stomped off into the spaceship. He turned at the door and said, "Mark, don't feel sorry for him. You would've done the same frickin' thing if it was your kids! You have 5 seconds to get in here or you hurt. NOW!" Mark picked up the piece of metal and threw it back at Morphine's neck and the gash got bigger. He then ran to the ship and the door slammed behind him.
While they were flying into space, Mark opened a closet with a guy floating in it. He had a dark face and white clothes on. The guy's eyes were wide open. Mark thought he was dead, so he poked the guy with a churro he was eating and the guy burst awake and screamed, "THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING! Oh, hi. My name is Sheshan Amble. I am a super-scientist for mythical haoxes."
"So you are, huh?"
"Yes. I can prove it to you. What do you want me to explain?"
"That big black hole in the sky that Tigra set off."
"You mean the Tiger of Vasquez?"
"Yes."
"The Rip of the Creators is a rip in the time paradox. But time is merely an opinion as no one, can and will, tell the correct time. That's why there are different time zones in the world. Merely a hoax created by the Creators. But the Tiger of Vasquez is one of those creators. Every animal and thing ever was a base creator. Like an elephant was an off-spring of the elephant of Trempas. And like a monkey is an off-spring of the monkey of Yercatan. But the Rip of the Creators, the black hole, is merely a thought layed out by Tigra. To stupid-it-down... the Tiger of Vasquez has went to Dream Mountain and thought of destruction of the planet. So he thought up a thing to destroy the world slowly and get bigger and bigger. But Tigra is invincible, he--"
"What about the komodo of Vontez? Is he invincible?"
"Oh, Komodok. Yeah, he's stronger then Tigra by about 500 times..., he is also a Creator. But one of the nicer ones. He is also one of the first to get in a fight with another Creator; they all love each other very much."
"So, how is this little talk going?" Hark asked. He was drinking coffee. "Oh, Hark. Hi, my name is Sheshan Amble. I am a super-scientist for mythical hoaxes. And your kids were bullied by people who Morphine hired. Just saying." Sheshan said.
"How do you know they died?"
"I can tell the future and pas--"
"Oh, you're not one of those freaks are you? The ones that can tell 'time.'"
"As I said before: 'Time is merely an opinion.' But then again.... It's still a hoax-- time is. But yeah, I can tell the future and past. And sometimes I make predictions that acually happen, so don't mess with me..." Sheshan smiled. Hark looked to the ground and said sadly, "Can you predict my kids are gonna come back?"
"Their time has passed. They cannot be revived. Maybe, but then again. They died, and their time has--"
"I thought you said time was 'merely an opinion!'"
"Yes."
"What does that mean?" Mark asked.
"It's quite preposterous, though Mark. You joined into our conversation so you can end i--"
"Shutup." Hark said.
"Again, do you want me to make a prediction of your death, Hark?"
"SURE! WHY DON'T YOU!" He went and sat down at a chair.
"Hey, douche, stop hurting my friend." Mark said.
"Mentally or physically?"
"Mentally, you smart-fricker."
"Wow, he has a tongue! What a suprise."
"I sware to frickin' God, I will--"
"DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A PREDICTION OF HARK'S DEATH OR NOT?! HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD LEAD THE JOURNEY ON!"
"No, make his kids come back. Make our lives easier. What will happen in the future Sheshan?"
"Hark's kids will come back, Mark. Don't worry." A voice in Mark's head said. "What the he--"
"Shhhh, let the Voice speak." Sheshan said.
"All life will cease to exist, unless you go and get the Mullten's Sword. You may speak now. But think of what you will speak, and I will hear it."
Where is Mullten's Sword? Mark thought.
"You had it when Tigra and Komodok were fighting. The sword only presents itself when one needs it most. As you needed to live or all life will cease to exist. Everything is connected in a way. When the Sword presents itself to someone, everything will follow. You are the Prophesik. The one who will destroy all evil and end the Creators. I am the Voice. I am Horecto's soul. So, if you don't suspect.... I am Komodok. You are on the way to where I am located. I know what you are doing. Stop Hark; he is the Prophecise. The opposite of the Prophesik. He will turn evil when you get over to Tigra's lair. You have to find the Sword and be behind him when he turns it. Then stab him. He will die. But only one Prophecy may live. And that has to be you, Mark. You can speak to me anytime for tips or help along the Journey. Good luck, Prophesik."
"Sheshan Amble..., Komodok is my father." Mark suddenly said.
"True." Sheshan responded.
Komdok's Revenge
It took about 5 minutes for the ship to get to the Moon. When it did touch down, they put on suits and went oustide. The atmosphere was highly sickening. When Mark looked around for Komodok, he found Komodok walking to Hark, who was checking the diagnostics on the ship. "Hark has befuddled me; he defeated many civilians..., I must kill now..." Komodok said in his head (the Voice.) "No." Mark said out loud. "What?" Hark asked. Mark looked over to Hark and back at Komodok. You musn't stike now, remember? The Sword... Mark thought. "Yes, but I must..., the Sword is far away. We must strike now! Forget what I said. I am not crazy. I need you to distract Sheshan by throwing a flare over to the crater. Then talking to Hark with his back turned to me." The Voice said. Okay, Mark thought.
He chucked a flare over the horizon and Sheshan floated to it. Mark then went over and talked to Hark. Komodok was silently walking over to Hark's back. Komodok then struck. He bit Hark's back and then Mark pulled off Hark's helmet. And then Hark grabbed for a breath and then stopped, turned pale, and then floated off into space; he died. "Good job Mark. I like how you pulled off his helemt." Komodok said. The body of Hark jerked around. They both looked at the body. It flew back down to the ground of the Moon in front of Komodok. It flew up a few feet, and then dissapeared into a ball of light. "What the?" Komodok asked. Mark shrugged.
Sheshan came back and saw Komodok. He made a really look and said, "I sensed this would happen. I saw Hark dissapear in the light. Common misconception; he's in the ship." They ran to the ship, and what do you know, Hark is in there. He was trying to make the ship take off when he looked at Mark and them. "Hehehe, ummm..., hi, how you doing?" Hark said.
"Shutup." Mark said.
"Why are you tryingssss to takessss off?" Komodok said.
"Yeah, Hark. Guys, he is right behind us. He's gonna push us off--" Hark said. Hark pushed them off and he shut the door. Mark was the first one to be up, he banged on the door. Mark remembered his tether and hooked it up to the tether hook above the door. The whole ship had an array of tether hooks, so Komodok and Sheshan hooked them up. The ship buzzed off. While in the mid-way point from Earth and the Moon, the Rip of the Creators was getting bigger and bigger. But as the ship passed it, the hole moved in front of the ship and sucked it in. Sheshan yelled as they were being forcefully sucked in, "IT'S A TELEPORT! DON'T WORRY! IT'S A TELEPORT TO ANOTHER DEMENSI--" They passed the Rip's event horizon and went into it.
They came out of a hole in the sky, and they tumbled to the ground. When they hit the ground, the ship exploded, but Mark and them were okay. Hark was laying on the ground, then they saw him still breathing: ("UGH! Why doessss he have to besssss alive?" Komdok said.) Mark kicked Hark in the neck and walked off. "Where are we?" He asked. "Another dimension." Sheshan said.
"Yes! I heard you! But which one?"
"Probably the fifth or something..."
"What makes you say that?"
"It says right on that sign... 'Welcome to the Fifth Demension, losers.'"
"That sign is just plain rude!"
They walked up to the sign, and it said,
Hello Fourth Dimensioners! Welcome to the Fifth Dimension, losers! This dimension is just like the other one..., only better! All dimensions' have the same as the First Dimension. Earth, Moon, Sun, everything. Execpt the constelations and stars..., those are dimension-specific. Have a nice time in Fifth Dimension's Earth!
"Well, that's peachy." Mark said. "Might as well see what is on this planet." Sheshan said.
"Dude, it's the same as the other Earth."
"Yes, but who lives on this planet?"
"HUMANS! IT'S THE SAME AS THE OTHER DIMENSION!"
"Yeah, but there is a purple deer eating grass, right there."
A purple deer was standing in front of them, eating grass. It's leg was on it's knee, probably how it eats, since the grass below the knee was dissapearing. Komodok stepped forward, breaking a twig in the process. The deer looked up, saw Komodok and then hissed. The deer then fell over, and slid away on it's side. Komodok chased. Sheshan ran after Komodok yelling things like "it could be poisonous!" or "it's sliding on it's side! Would you like to eat something like that?" But Mark just stayed put.
He felt something tying around his neck, he tried turning, and he succeded. Hark was standing behind Mark, strangling Mark with some flexible grass. "I guess you thought that I wouldn't survive the fall? Huh? Why the bloody hell do you think that I survived being without a helmet in space, huh? I'm immortal! And I'm in a group with Tigra! HA HA HA HA HA! FRICK YOU!"
Hark tightened the grass, but Mark kicked Hark in the shins, and then did a backflip. Mark landed behind Hark, and Mark snapped Hark's neck. Hark fell onto his knees, and then to the ground. "Crap! That was the biggest adrenaline rush I've ever had!" Mark said. Hark got back up again. He picked up a big pointy stick laying on the ground and then swung it at Mark, who dodged. Hark held the stick in front of him, and ran forward. Hark then fell forward; there was a big sword in his back. "Foundsssss the swordssssss." Komodok said. "Impossible!" Mark said.
"Not reallyssssss. It wasssss in a cave just belowssss the hillssssss. We found it on a rocksssssss."
"Wow, never thought it would be that easy to kill someone."
Hark got up and coughed, "It's not that easy. Oh crap!" He fell over again. Mark grabbed the sword and rode it up Hark's spine, splitting Hark open. "Let's go." Mark said calmly. They walked off. "I wonder if he cares that he is cut open in the back, or if he just cares that he might get a horocious disease from this planet's organismal system." Mark said.
They all looked at Mark like he just suddenly said every word's definition in the dictionary. "Wow, I don't even think organismal system is even a thing!" Sheshan said.
"It is, bro. I looked it up online!"
"How?"
"Oh, we get reception here!"
"What?"
"I'm texting my friend now, see!"
A beep sounded, and Mark said, "He just texted me: 'Life on Earth is bad, dnt come bck. U will gt destryed'. I wonder what that means? Oh wait, it means that the Second Sun has been destroying the planet. I'll text him back: 'K, bro. Y's life on Earth bd? I thnk it's the big black hole in duh sky.'"
Another beep sounded, and Mark looked at his phone. His face was contorted with terror as he put his phone back in his pocket. "The Second Sun has destroyed half of the Earth. And life is bad because the world has plunged into terror." Mark said. "And we all can't return to Earth, because the new President of the World, Hector Tigra Xontez Yerva--"
"Wait, isn't that the organism that you killed with the sword of magic of whatever it was called." Sheshan said.
"I don't really remember what it's called either... Maybe it actually is called the Sword of Magic; maybe it's the sword that that one crazy dude on the gurney told me about. Did he tell me about a sword? I don't know, it was like a year ago..." Mark said.
"MARK!"
"Oh, sorry, wait what?"
"I was that guy on the gurney like a year ago, I was the crazy guy who foretold the prophecy!"
"Really? I thought you had died?"
"I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I DID? I JUST WANTED YOU TO STOP SAYING THAT I WAS CRAZY AND PSYCHADELIC FOR ONE FRICKING SECOND, OKAY?"
"God! I never told you you were psychadelic. What does that even mean?"
"It means I'm spaced out all the time!"
"Ummm..."
"Drugged!"
"Oh."
"Meow."
"What?"
"Meow." Komodok said.
"What?" Mark said.
"Meow," Sheshan said.
"Ruff." Said and ominous voice.
Mark turned around to see Hark holding a gun, aiming at Mark's head. Komodok revolted back, hissed, and said, "That'sssss not good." Then Hark replied, "Nah, it's horrible. 3 innocent little fricking brats venturing on a journey to stop Tigra. Komodok, he'll like to see you. And if I don't grab you now, Tigra'll kill me. Oh crap, just forget that... Heheh, don't remember that." Mark, Komodok, and Sheshan glanced at each other. Komodok silently charged his eyes, and then shot at Hark, who flew back.
"Runsssssss!" Komodok said. They sprinted back wards and then, not knowing where they were going, the fell off a purple cliff that was jutting out of a mountain with a drop of at least 100 feet. Mark and Sheshan were terrified, but Komodok was focused, then he said, "Guys, hold ontossssss me."
They grabbed Komodok's either arm and then he started whispering, "Phesclorus Ephicum mastero clepucaerius, materous melisky GROUNDUS!" They found themselves teleported to the ground, and Mark and Sheshan stopped holding Komodok. "What did you just--" Mark said, then Sheshan interupted, "He teleported using ancient magical codes. Those codes are from even before about the evoloution of humans from dinosaurs."
"No, I would not have been born if the velocirapter didn't evolve into my lord, which has encased his soul in my body, so I am talking about myself. But Tigra wouldn't've been born if that T-Rex didn't evolve into his human. Just saying, but if the Ancients hadn't fired Hulgtronapheph, the meteorite wouldn't've crashed into the Earth, into Patagonia. And if the Evolution Master hadn't been drunk on that day, Jesus wouldn't've been born. And if our masters hadn't been born by accidental evolution--" (*hiss*) "--Stuff, we wouldn't be here. And if--" Komodok said.
"SHUTUP!!! Oh, sorry, supposed to be pyschadelic... Hey, I just said I was... And why didn't you hiss almost every 3 words?"
"Umm I don't know what you mean... Sssssssssss."
"Are you--"
Mark imediately kicked Komodok in the face, Komodok hissed, and then turned into a black and white Tiger. The Tiger was lying on its side, and then Sheshan grabbed Mark, and started saying words, "Phesclorus Ephicum mastero clepucaerius, materous melisky AWAY!" They dissapeared into a big sphere while Tigra was getting up.
The Funny Komodok
They appeared on a cliff, and Mark started to scream. He was leaning over the cliff, but then Komodok's tail wrapped around Mark's leg and Komodok pulled Mark off the cliff.
"MARKSSSSSS, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHINGSSSSS! THE BLACK AND WHITE TIGER OF VASQUEZ IS ON THE MOVESSSSSS!" Komodok hissed.
Mark looked over to a rumbling sound, and feeling. An avalanche was coming down the mountain. "How'd you find us, Komodok?" Mark asked, oblivious of the avalanche.
This is a series following the events of Angel Wicker and her magical endeavors.
The Lie
The Eifel Tower
Angel Wicker was situated in a very diffucult position. She was in the middle of the Paris Square at mid-day when a plane that was on fire flew down and crashed in the Eifel Tower. The plane hit one of the legs, and the people who were on the Eifel Tower, including Angel, screamed and ran to the elevator. When other people got in the elevator, other then Angel, the cable for the elevator snapped and the elevator slid down to the ground, hit the ground, and killed everyone in the elevator. Angel was the only one left on the top of the Eifel Tower. She ran to the edge, and saw many tiny people's hands ushering her to jump, but she didn't want to. She then saw a fire truck driving hastily up, and then it's ladder attempted to reach the top of the Eifel Tower. But it stopped about one-fourth of the way to Angel. She then remebered what a future watcher said as he looked into a glass ball, "'The Wicker may pull a magic object from her pocket in need of it. Otherwise, she can pull it out and conjure anytime she wants.'" Angel made a drastic grab for the 'magic object'--a wand-- in her pocket. She aimed at the leg that blew apart on the Eifel Tower and then said, "Repair Maxima!" The leg didn't get repaired, but it just blew apart more. "Enlarge!" She said, aiming at the fire truck's ladder, and then the front of it enlarged and got longer. The ladder shot upward and rammed into the railing that Angel was holding onto. Angel jumped back, but then ran forward on the ladder and ushered the fireman on the ladder to go down. The Tower was on the verge of smacking the ground, so she jumped down onto the fireman and yelled hastily, "GROUND!" They dissapeared into a ball and appeared on the ground, right by the fire truck. The fireman kept a hold onto Angel, but she pushed him off. Other people teleported there too, and they were magical too. So they all raised their wands at the Tower, which was about 500 feet from hitting the ground, and they said simutaneously, "Levitate. Repair Maxima. Fix Metal. TOWER!" They yelled 'TOWER' at the end of each sequence because the Tower would keep reapearing at the base of where the tower used to be everytime they said it. When the Tower was fixed, and it was back on supports, all the Mages, except Angel, said, "American Airlines 52 Jet." And they teleported to the crashed airplane. Angel grabbed the same fireman (as it said on his suit, Fireman Jack) and then said, "American Airlines 52 Jet." They teleported to the airplane.
The plane had many fires, but some other Mages were extinguishing them with water. Angel let Jack go and said, "Fireman Jack, right?"
"No, suit is from somebody else... My name is Mark. And I'm a volunteer. I'm a scientist from Antarctica, and it seems I stumbled upon a rogue group of Mages in France."
"Sir, all Mages are from the U.S. And we are trained in combat from the A.M.A.-- America's Magical Asociation-- but, we are mostly better then the Marines, Navy, Coast Guard, National Guard, and all the others combined. Since we can do all the things they can do, but better, with our wands."
"Hmm, look over there. At the front of the plane!"
In the cockpit of the plane, lay 3 dead mages. "Okay, hold onto my shoulder or something, we're going to teleport there." Mark put his hand on Angel's shoulder and then Angel pointed at the cockpit and said, "Go!" They dissapeared into an orb and then reapeared at the cockpit. Angel looked down at the mages, the one on the right had a wand of oak wood, the one in the middle had a blue diamond, and the one on the left had a device that looked like it made shields pop up. "The Three Protectors." Angel said unexpectantly.
"Huh?"
"The one on the right's named Nick Oak, has a wand made of the Maxium Oak on the planet of Jupiter, extremely rare, most powerful wand ever made. The one in the middle, that one's named James Life, he has a stone called the Life Stone that turns things to life again, anything to life, and if James Life dies, the Life Stone, wherever it is, makes James alive again. And the one on the left, name's Lynn Shield, she has a device that puts up a shield that destroys anyone who goes throught it, anytime, anyplace. It looks like they took the plane, but why didn't they just teleport?"
All of a sudden, James' body stood up, and he immediately touched the stone to the others' skins, and then they stood up too. "Hmm, this isn't North Korea. You, ummm, Angel Wicker, where are we?" James asked. Angel told them, "France. But, how do you know my name?"
"You are a new mage. We, the Three Protectors, watch over new mages so they don't get power-crazy. But-- it looks like you haven't, so... Good job!"
"Yes, I believe that you could do lots of things when you get more powerful." Nick Oak said.
"Do you really have the Maxima Oak wand?" Angel asked excitedly. Nick held up his wand. Angel made an 'ooh' sound and then they heard tires screeching and sirens blasting. "Oh no, Lynn, get the shield up. We don't need the non-magic knowing what we're doing..." Nick said. Lynn stepped up, held the device up and clicked a button. A nuke-like blast went off, but didn't destroy anything. A shield erupted from the device and shielded off the Paris Square. The cars and trucks zoomed into the shield, and dissinegrated. "So, where were you guys headed?" Angel asked. "Hey, aren't you a non-magic?" Lynn asked while pointed to Mark. "Uh, yeah." Mark said.
Lynn pulled out her wand and said, "Sleep." And Mark fell asleep instantly. "So, uh. Yeah. You guys want to go somewhere?" Angel asked. "Where would we go, mortal?" Nick asked.
"Uh, mortal?"
"Yes, we are immortal. Well, not really, but with being the Three Protectors... I guess we have our own protectors. Again, where will we go, to eat?"
"I don't know. A diner?"
"I hear there is a great diner called the Fast Diner! We could go there." Lynn said. They all said, "Fast Diner!" And then they teleported. Angel took Mark's hand while she teleported.
The Proctectors, Angel, and Mark were all sitting in a booth. But luckily, Nick put an Enlarging Charm on the chair. A blonde waitress with gum in her mouth walked up to them, pulled out a notepad and asked, "What would you like to drink and eat?"
"Well, can I have the Kids Spaghetti?" Lynn said, the waitress scribbled something down.
"Umm, can I have the BLT Burger?" Nick asked, the waitress scribbled something down.
"Excuse me, but what's your name?" Angel asked, and the waitress pointed to a nametag that said "Myadela Porpatine".
"Okay, Myadela, I will have a Sumo's Fries and Burger." Angel said. Myadela wrote something down.
"Uh, and can I have a regular, plain, bland burger?" James said. Myadela yet again wrote something down.
"And can I have a--" Mark said, but he was cut off by Nick making him go back to sleep again. Myadela stood there with a scowl on her face. "Uhh, I guess we'll all have a Mountain Dew?" Nick said. Myadela nodded and jogged off to the kitchen. Lynn leaned in on the table and said, "I don't really like her attitude." Angel replied, "Really? She only said a few words."
"Yeah, but she said them in like a sort of New York rich person voice."
"Yeah, it was like 'What would you like to order.'"
"I don't think she said that..."
"LOOK! This place better do fast food, or I will rage." Nick said.
"Bro, it's called Fast Diner, it's a diner so..."
A little beeping sound came on, and Nick's pocket lit up. They all looked around for a second, until Nick pulled out the little device -- a phone -- and answered it. "Hello? Oh! Well I'm at a diner right now! Can it wait? Oh bloody hell, I'll be right there. Lynn, James, we have a little problem in the U.S! In like Tama, Iowa. So, yeah. We'll have to go there."
"Really? We just ordered food! What type of emergency?" Lynn asked.
"Well, rogue mages, mostly. But they're extremely powerf--"
"SO AM I! CAN I HELP?!" Angel ubruptly said.
"Sure... Lynn and James, I guess you can stay here! I have Angel. And, Lynn, keep Mark silent, please."
Lynn nodded, grinned, and looked evily at Mark's unconcious body. "So, how we get there? It's too far to teleport to." Angel asked.
"We Protectors have a... certain little mode of transportation... It's called Protation. It's when we think of places we want to go, then we think the words 'I want to go there', and then we appear there." Nick said. "Take my hand, Angel." Nick said. Angel hesitated, but took it. It was warm and welcoming. Nick closed his eyes and a half-second later, they dissapeared into a black spinning orb.
The Rogue Society
Angel and Nick appeared on top of the courthouse. Angel just then realized that she was still holding Nick's hand and then ripped it away. "We need to go to the police station, which is right by the post office. Take my arm, now." Nick said. Angel took his arm and they Protated to the police station. When they appeared, right in front of the front desk, the guard pulled out his wand, aimed at the and said, "Why the bloody hell are you in here? And how did you get in here?"
"I am one of the Three Protectors. My name is Nick Oak. I have the Maxima Oak wand." Nick said.
"And I am helping the Protectors defeat some rogue mages." Angel said. "Angel Wicker, is my name, sir." The guard motioned them out of the police station and they walked out. They looked around, and they saw nothing. But then someone teleported in front of them, and Angel and Nick stepped back. The guy in front of them said, "Kudos from the Rogue Society, Protector!"-- he aimed his wand at Nick--"Kill!"
"Repel Death" Nick said, his wand immediately out. They were dueling, but the little orb was going about 5 feet per second at the guy. The guy teleported behind Angel, and then he smacked her behind the head and then teleported again. Then he wrote in the air, 'I am Tom. Welcome to hell!'. A car was driving by, and it looked like there were 2 babies, and an elderly woman in the car. Tom aimed at the car and the car exploded, killing the babies and the elderly. Tom then turned into a cloud of black dust and then flew around the police station.
Nick was furious; his face was red and his head kept jerking left and right. Nick aimed his wand in the air and simply screamed. Dark clouds came rushing in, and a hundred streaks of lightning came down and started striking his wand. His wand started to create a ball that was floating a few centimeters from the tip, and it kept getting bigger every time lightning hit it. When Tom finnaly came down to the ground, he was right in front of Nick, who was still screaming. The orb kept getting bigger until it started getting too big; Nick's arm was starting to go down from all the weight. When Nick's arm gave out, he flung the giant orb at Tom, who was gaping at what Nick was doing. The orb hit Tom, and he flew back and hit the light pole 30 feet behind him. Nick, still screaming, Protated to Tom, and then started doing curses at him. Tom kept flailing every time the spell hit him. Nick, whose eye's were black, finnaly erected his arm at Tom, and then yelled, "CHOKE!" Tom held his throat, his eyes bulged. Angel stepped in and said, "STOP! IT WAS ONLY TWO BABIES AND ONE ELDERLY PERSON!"
"Bloody hell! I have to do this!" Nick replied.
Angel aimed her wand at Nick's and pulled the tip of her wand to herself, and Nick's wand flew from his hands, to Angel's. Nick's eyes returned to normal color and Tom stopped choking. "Why the bloody hell... DID YOU DO THAT?" Nick said.
"He doesn't deserve being strangled." Angel cried.
"Oh, thank you Madam Angel! Please. Thank yo--" Tom said, but stopped talking when Angel aimed her wand at him. She threw Nick's wand back at him, and he grabbed it. Nick turned and aimed his wand at Tom, started walking forward and said, "If you ever murder another poor soul, I will come back here. And you will wake up in hell! You understand me?" Tom cowered behind the light pole, and said, "Please. They made me do it!"
"What are you talking about?" Nick asked.
"The plane. I destroyed it... Please don't kill me!"
"Why the hell... Do you know how many people have died?"
"Only 3 people!"
"Huh?"
"The pillot, copilot, and the Antarctican scientist."
"Who is the scientist? And why is he studying Antarctica?"
"His name is Harkov Trepeski, a Russian scientist on his way to Antarctica. He's studying the natural and paranormal occurenc--"
"What kind of paranormal occurences."
"Like, the ancient temples. The undersea temples. Set by mages? Well, they abandoned it. Because there were strange occurences there. Like, cabinets bursting open. And people whispering in their ears."
"WHO'S EARS?"
"The best mages in the world. You never heard of Lord Riddle? He's the most evil mage ever. He... he... he's my father."
"Frick you say?"
"MY FATHER! I am the heir to the throne. But I wish not to take it... I do not wish to fulfil the power that my father has. All that... power..."
"Yo! Earth to jerk! Where is your father?"
"Uh, in the Temples of the South Pole..."
"I thought you said it was Antarctica!"
"Yeah, the South Pole is the Arctic Circle."
"Oh, well. Where are your frien--"
Two people teleported in front of Nick, and he stumbled back again. "I do believe, Tom, that you were about to murder these... these... abominations." The right guy said.
"Ummm, yeah. Kill!" Tom said. And a green orb flew at Nick, who reflected. "What the bloody hell Tom?" Nick said.
"Sorry, they just... scare me!" Tom said.
"We scare you? Wait... are you working with these jerks?" The left guy said.
"Yo, Fyort! Mill! Come on now... I. KILL!"
A green orb flew at Fyort, who reflected. Nick chucked a Kill orb at Fyort, and they started dueling. Angel took the other Mill, who said, "Snowy come here!" But Angel threw a Kill orb at Mill, and they started dueling. A few seconds later, a giant beast of black came down from the sky and made a big crater in the ground. Mill threw the dueling orb up, and pointed at the beast. "Hey, Snowy! How you doing, girl? You want some little fricking frickers? Huh? Yes you do! Oh, yes you do!" Mill said. Nick chucked a Kill orb at Mill, and Mill dropped dead. Snowy growled, shaking the ground, and ran at Nick. Nick started chucking spells at it, and Fyort tried to kill Nick, but Angel said, "Kill!" And she started dueling with Fyort. Fyort was rammed by Snowy, who was being repelled by Nick. Snowy flew back and rammed into the courthouse, then the courthouse crumbled on top of Snowy. Angel ran and joined Nick, who was looking at the pile of rubble. A few minutes later, the pile of rubble burst, and Snowy emerged, angrier then ever. Nick grabbed Angel's and Tom's arms and then they Protated before Snowy rammed into them.
Lord Riddle's Lair
Tom appeared first, then Nick, and Angel. Angel shivered; it was freezing. She got up and saw Tom and Nick mumbling things, and blue orbs appearing out of their wands and hitting the sky. In a few seconds, a shield appeared around them, and it suddenly got warmer. Angel walked over to Nick and asked, "What did you do?"
"I did a, well we, did a spell that put up a shield."
"Oh. Hey, just crazy question, but do you have to be a Proctector to Protate?"
"Um, yeah. It's called Protate for a reason. Pro meaning Protector, and tate for teleportation."
"Can I be a Protector?"
"Well, there is a long process. But if you do good on this mission, whatever we're doing, you might as well be a Protector."
Angel did a little dance. Tom looked over to her and he shook his head and said, "He said 'you might as well be', doesn't mean you will."
"You're just jealous!" Angel said.
"JEALOUS?! Preposterous. The only person who would be jealous is you."
"And why would I be jealous?"
"Well, I'm part of a trillion dollar society, am one of the most powerful mages in the U.S, and I have a yearly income of over 20 billion! And I have one of the most powerful wands ever too. And I'm better at spells then Nick will ever b--"
Nick chucked a Stunning Spell at Tom, but he repelled. "You've got to stop doing that!" Tom said.
"STOP BEING A JERK TO ANGEL!" Nick yelled.
"Bloody coward. Fight!"
Tom threw a purple orb at Nick, who cast an Explosion Curse, and they started dueling. Angel aimed her wand at the orb, which was gradually floating towards Tom, and said, "Dissapear." The orb dissapeared once the green orb hit it, and Nick kept chucking Stun Spells at Tom, but he kept repelling it. "STOP!" Angel suddenly yelled. "Look lady! We can take care of ourselves. Go grab a tampon or something! God! Women these days are such annoying frickers who push men aroun--"
"KILL!" Angel screamed.
The orb flew at Tom, but he repelled it. Angel kept screaming "KILL" at Tom. And on the eight "KILL", Nick finally chucked a Killing Curse at Tom, and Tom dropped dead. Angel kept yelling it though. On the 18th "KILL", she said, "REVIVE HIM SO I CAN STRANGLE HIS FRICKIN' WORTHLESS NECK!" Nick shrugged, aimed at Tom's limp body, and said, "Revive." Tom got up, brushed himself off and looked at Nick. "That fricker killed me!" Tom said, pointed at Nick. "CHOKE!" Angel screamed. Tom held his throat. "Fricki-- blood-- hel-- sto--" Tom said, choking the words out. Angel's eyes were a furious black, and she had clenched teeth. "STRANGLE!" She yelled. Tom held his throat even harder. Nick just stood there, on his phone. Nick sighed, aimed at Tom, and said, "Dissapear." Tom gasped and dissapeared, out of thin air. "Come on, let's go. We have to find Lord Riddle before he does whatever he's meant to do. Take my arm, pretty." Angel was taken aback by him calling her 'pretty', yeah, she was blonde with blue eyes, but pretty? More like hot... She took his hand, instead of his arm. He looked down at her hand, and looked at her romantically. They then Protated.
They appeared in an igloo. A huge one. And there was one man standing behind a fire that was exactly in the middle of the igloo. He looked up, sighed, and said, "Hmm, I didn't expect you two to get here so quickly. You little lovers."
"Bloody hell we're not lovers." Nick said.
"Sure, like when Angel held your hand before you Protated. Hmm, seems as though, br--"
"Don't use that frickin' pink tougue to say 'bro', jerk. I don't think that--"
"Do you know who I am?"
"No clue, but you can't just--"
"Teleport into a man's igloo without their permission? Hmm, I've heard of that before."
"Shut the--"
"Door will you? The winter wind is extinguishing my fire..."
The fire extinguished. Nick flicked his wand behind him, and the door slammed shut. "Oh, I have to do something. Will you two turn the opposite way?" The guy asked. They both turned. Angel heard a whooshing, and the guy said, "You many turn back." They both turned and the fire was blazing, as thought it had been there for hours. "Wha-- how? It was like two seconds we were turned..." Angel said. "Large sticks?" The guy said.
"You... Used magic?"
"Well, as one of the most dangerous mages in the whole frickin' world, you expect me to use sticks to light a fire?"
"Wait, you're--"
"Lord Riddle, and it seems, Nick and Angel, you have tortured my son. Nick, you killed him, revived him, and then made him dissapear into infinity."
"But, PLEASE DON'T HURT US! WE'RE SORRY!"
"It's o-- not okay. I will count to ten, and since there is a warmth trapping shield aroud the base, you can't Protate or teleport out. Againg, ten seconds before I vaporize you with my new spell."
"Oh, crap!"
"Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one."
"Oh, no, WHAT'S HIS NEW SPELL?"
"Vapora!"
A black and white orb flew at them. It looked like the Yin Yang sign. It hit the door to the igloo and it dissinegrated. Lord Riddle kept chucking the Vapora Curse orbs at them, and it kept missing. "Reflect!" Nick yelled helplessly, aiming behind his back. The Reflecting Charm hit Lord Riddle's Vapora orb, and it reflected back to Lord Riddle, who made a motion as though taking out a sword from it's casing and the Vapora orb hit the shield that he made from the motion, and then the orb dissenegrated. Angel and Nick ran foward. They ran outside, and they saw Tom holding his arm and walking slowly against the wind towards them. The arm that was holding his other arm stopped holding the arm and Tom pulled out his wand. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?" Nick yelled. Tom's wand arm erected up into the air, and the wand started to atract snow. Lord Riddle was still behind them. Angel aimed at Tom and said, "Disene-- OBLIVIUM!" Tom started screaming as his soul started to come out of his body and into Angel's wand. When the full soul was out of Tom's body, Angel aimed the tip of her wand to her head and said, "Extract." Tom's soul flew out of Angel's wand to her head, where it entered her brain and gave her the powers that Tom had. Tom just crawled along the ground to her. He then screeched and aimed his wand at her. "FR-- YO-- KIL-- KI-- KILL!" Tom yelled, struggling for breath. The Kill Curse flew at her, but Nick jumped at her, pushed her over, and the orb flew at Lord Riddle. It hit him, he screamed, and then he chucked a whole bunch of Kill orbs at Tom. Tom's body parts flew apart every time a Kill orb hit them. Lord Riddle finished Tom off by shooting the Disinegrate Curse at him. Tom flew back, and before he hit the ground, he dissapeared. Lord Riddle stood there, while Nick and Angel were staring at him. Lord Riddle then screamed at Nick and Angel, "OBLIVIUM MAXIMA!" Nick and Angel Protated back to the Fast Diner.
The Great Fight
Nick appeared first, then Angel. Lynn and James were still sitting there; Lynn was biting her nails, and James kept reviving a fly that someone squished. "Sup guys! How are you all? Angel and I just fought with frickin'... Lord... Riddle!" Nick said. Turmoil erupted; Lynn snapped off a whole nail, and James' fly exploded. "WHAT?" James yelled.
"HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN?" Lynn screamed.
"THAT IS PREPOSTERO-- Wait, who's Lord Fiddle?"
"Lord Riddle. And he's the most dangerous mage in the world." Nick said coolly.
"How could the most dangerous mage in the world even be important enough to duel with a Protector?" Lynn asked.
"Well, he didn't really duel wit--"
"He dueled with me!" Angel half-yelled.
"Uhhh, he did? I've never seen you duel before." Nick said.
"Well, I'm a dueling major with a 5.0 GPA, but, who's counting?"
"Your college professor?"
"Oh yeah! Professor Luis Carnaganitans des Les Tri V'on Vierege!"
"Was he French?"
"No, whenever I came to class, he greeted me with the words 'Averitum Caaserolop'" Nick put his wand on the table and held it up. "Averitum Caaserolop!" Nick yelled, and a green orb flew out of his wand, hitting Mark and Mark jerked back, flew slowly up in the air, and vanished. "Uhhhhhh... I did not mean to do that! It's a spell! I think he made it, and didn't tell anyone about it, or I would've known the spell. Oh my god! I did a spell in front of non-magics..." Nick whispered the last word. Myadela was standing in front of the table, gaping. "Memory!" Nick said, pointing at Myadela's head. A big array of moving pictures erupted from Myadela's head. Nick tapped on a little search box in the corner, a little keyboard popped up, and he typed 'dissapearence of fireman'. 2 pictures popped up, one with Myadela crying by a dead guy with eyes wide open, another with her gaping as a guy dissapeared instantly. Nick tapped on the one with her gaping at a guy that dissapeared and a little delete button popped up on the memory. He tapped that, and the memory dissapeared. Nick saw that everyone in the diner was gaping at him. "MEMORUM MAXIMA!" Nick yelled, and a big diamond wisp (a wisp is a memory that is taken from someone) flew in the air, and floated around. A lot of people were asking questions like "How did I get here?" or "What's my name?"
"Oh... no... I wiped there memories clean. See? They won't remember anything. I think I accidently did a powerful memory wiping spell..." Nick said.
"No duh?" Angel said.
"Soul..."
Nick aimed his wand in the air, and everyone's souls, except Lynn's and Nick's and Angel's and James's, flew to Nick's wand. Everyone started walking around like zombies. Myadela walked to the diner door and bashed her fists on it, screeching. "Ummm Angel! If you want to be a Protector, we have to train you somewhere good." Lynn said.
"How about the old Macy's in Marshalltown?" Angel asked.
"Sure, if it is big enough."
"I, nevermind. How about the Empire State Building?"
"Well, that's bigger then the Macy's... Lets go."
Angel put her hand in Nick's, and Lynn and James teleported before Nick and Angel did. "Should'nt we go...?" Angel asked. "Shhhh, I can just train you here." Nick said.
"What?"
"JK! Let's go."
Angel thought that he tried to make a move on her, but thought better of it. He truly was charming, but Angel'll play hard to get... Nick and Angel then Protated to the Empire State Building.
When they got there, they saw Lynn and James standing back to back, aiming their wands outwatd from themselves. "What are you gu--" Nick said, but it was obvious what they were scared about; there were six wizards surrounding them. Nick turned and pulled out his wand. A tall guy with a cloak on and a purple Fez hat on said sternly, "Keep your pants on, Nick Oak. We mean you no harm, unless you mean us harm! My name is Cuff. And we are part of the United States Wizarding Association."
"Don't you mean 'mage'?"
"No I don't. Now, before we shoot the hell out of you, tell me what you Protectors are doing in New York City? We forbade you from entering this city again."
"Well hello to you too, Cuff the Bluff."
"Shut the hell up! Now, when I petrify you three, you'd better be ready to wake up in the middle of a cage of hungry, bloodthirsty tigers."
"Get ready, Angel."
"When does my training start?" Angel asked.
"Right... NOW! Averitum Caaserolop!"
A green orb shot at Cuff, who jumped back and said, "THAT SPELL IS UNFORGIVABLE, NICK!" Angel took out her wand, aimed at Cuff, and said, "Strangle!" Cuff held his throat severely. "STO-- ST-- STOP! VAPORA!" Cuff yelled. The Vapora Unknown Spell that Lord Riddle made flew at Angel, who just kept strangling Cuff. Nick saw the Vapora Unknown and pulled it to one of the other wizards shooting at Nick. One of the wizards stopped firing and turned to Cuff and asked, "How the heck do you know that spell, if only Lord Riddle knows it?" Cuff stopped being strangled, and everyone stopped firing and watched Cuff.
"I... joined the... oh yeah, I'll just stop. Faking... it... Now, I will Darkerate, turn into my true form, kill Nick, and destroy all of you." Cuff said. Cuff spun around once, and he transformed into a black substance. But you could see the substance flying around. Then Cuff came back to the ground, but Cuff wasn't there. It was Lord Riddle. No one reacted, but Nick said, almost on impluse, "KILL!" Lord Riddle started to duel with Nick, and every magical person there started to fire at Lord Riddle, who had formed a shield around himself. Lord Riddle Darkerated, and Nick just stood there. He sighed and said, "I thought I would never have to reveal my true powers, and my past, but..." Nick Darkerated, flew up in the air, and chased Lord Riddle.
There was complete turmoil on the ground; Lynn had scrambled for her shield weapon, James was trying to take down Lord Riddle's Aura, and the other wizards didn't know what to do. Nick flew down, hovered a few feet from the ground in front of Lynn, and said, "Get a shield up! I don't want him doing anything." Lynn pressed a button on her shield-weapon and a gigantic shield erupted from the tip of it. Nick rammed into Lord Riddle's Aura, and they both fell to the ground. Nick was the first up; then Riddle. Lord Riddle looked beffudled; he had never seen Nick Oak Darkerate before. "How... How...--" Lord Riddle muttered.
"Can I Darkerate? No one ever knew my past, other then I. I used to be a Dark Wizard, I killed billions of people. Until my grandfather convinced me to turn over to the Light Side, but I wiped everyone's memories becuase I didn't want them to know what my past was..."
"HA! I finally fround your weakness! Wait... don't you mean Dark Mage?"
"No, I didn't."
Nick pulled out his wand, and dueled with Lord Riddle. All the other wizards surrounding them just started Volting (like every other teleportation form, to Volt you can just be a normal mage and/or wizard and just teleport. Every type of teleportation is the same, but it has different qualities and forms), but Nick just kept dueling. The duel-orb was advancing on Lord Riddle, but he made a motion of chucking the orb in the air, and then he said, "We will meet again, Nick Oak! And I will be more powerful! And I ain't afraid of you!"
"Kill me, then! Kill me! I won't die!"
"Fine!"
"DO IT!"
"KILL!"
The Kill Curse flew at Nick, who's arms were spread out the arm span. Then in a puff of smoke, Nick Darkerated to Lord Riddle. Somehow picking up the Kill Curse in Nick's hands, he flew straight to Lord Riddle. Nick held his hands out above his head, he was spinning, and he was screaming something that sounded like "YEAH!!!!". In the trillionth of the second to the impact, Lord Riddle stood with a terrified face, and then SLAM!. Nick rammed into Lord Riddle with Lord Riddle's own Kill Curse, and Lord Riddle flew back and slammed into the building that was behind him. Nick stopped Darkerating and flew to the ground. Nick ran up to Lord Riddle's body and kicked it a whole bunch of times screaming. Angel ran up to Nick and pulled him back. Nick's eyes were black... "NICK! STOP! WHAT IN THE FRICKING BLOODY AND GORY HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Angel screamed, Nick replied,
"I AM BLOODY DOING WHAT I WANTED TO DO THE SECOND I. LAYED. EYES. ON. THAT. FRICKER!"
"Stop! Just stop! Please! Please! I just want to become--"
"A FRICKING PROTECTOR? THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Angel pointed her wand to his face, as on impulse, and whispered, "Sleep." Nick stopped screaming and fell to the ground. "OMG! I've never felt that rush before. Ugh, we'd better wake him up. Conscious!" Angel said, and Nick woke up with a start. "Why did you do that?" He asked.
"Heh, heh, heh, hehe... heh. Well, you acted like you would kill anything in sight, so I just knocked you out."
"Bloody hell! That actually was a powerful sleep spell! I think you're ready to be a Protector!"
Angel gasped with glee.
"But we still need to find a pla-- HEY! How about the Islands of Ezerack? Those things haven't been touched in deacades! Come on, Angel, let's go!"
Angel took Nick's hand, and they Protated to the Islands of Ezerack.
The Secret of the South Pole
They arrived at floating islands high above the clouds. "Okay, if you want to be a Protector, stand over there. And I will tell you the directions. OK?" Nick said.
"OK."
Angel walked over to the middle of the island, which was reletively small compared to the other islands. "First, pull out your wand. Second, aim it at me, and wait for further directions."--Angel pulled out her wand and aimed it at Nick--"OK. Try and resist this spell, this is the First Task to being a Protector. When I say the spell, I bet you haven't heard it before (because it's not a normal spell), then you try and resist it. The spell will-- Wandus Pullus Yescrotum!" Angel's wand jerked, almost out of her hands, and then she held onto it with all her might. The spell died out, and Angel's wand stopped trying to get away from her. "What was that spell for?" Angel asked.
"It's obvious, but, it pulls the opponent's wand to the conjurer of the spell. Now, try and REFLECT this spell-- ExSkullus Vienos!"
Angel felt a powerful force trying to push her back forcfully, but she pushed her wand with all her might throught the force, aimed it at Nick, and said, "Reflect!" The force reflected back, but immediatly came back, stronger. Nick noticed her fails to reflect the spell and said, "This Unknown Section doesn't get reflected by regular and boring spells. You have to say 'Reflctum Unkownus'!"
"Reflectum Unknownus!"
The force immediately left, but it didn't come back. Instead, Nick was being pushed back by his own spell. His feet planted into the rocky earth of the island, but it wasn't enough to control the force. Nick then pulled his wand to his right, and with the momentum, the spell flew off his wand and into the depths below. "That... was the Second Task, there are two more. The fourth one involves you pulling yourself up, from the sky, to this island. The Third Task proves your strength to take pain--" Nick said.
"Huh?"
"Torturus Maxima Unrepello!"
Angel just felt the worst pain in her life. She scrunched over, coughed up blood. It wasn't really blood though, it was just the spell doing it's magic. It feels like being hit by a truck and then having your leg chainsawed off and then a tire hitting your neck, Angel though, and then the chainsaw cutting my head off, while still conscious. "Resist it! Resist the pai--" Nick said.
"STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!"
Nick stopped torturing her, and she pulled out her wand and put a Kill Curse on Nick, who blocked it, almost on impulse. "Killing me won't do anything! I am trying to help you! You passed, barely. On to the Fourth! Pushum Backos!" Angel was pushed back with the same force as earlier. She flew off the island. Nick walked to the edge and said, "The spell is 'Humanos Flyicus'! It'll grow you eagle wings with stripes on them!"
"HUMANOS FLYICUS!"
Angel felt a sensation on her back, and also felt a feeling as though a new organ was put in. She thought, FLY!, and her new wings did as so. She proppeled upward horribly quick. She almost rammed into Nick, who backed up. Angel landed in the middle of the island, and her wings dissenegrated in a firey blaze. "F-ing. Awesome." She said calmly.
"You are now a Protector, you just need this spell put into you-- Protectrum Foreverus, Immortal Angel Wicker, Foreverus Powerum."
She felt a huge organ implanted in her body. "You are immortal, have unlimited power, and, OH YEAH! What do you want as a Protection Object?" Nick said.
"Oh, umm. The ability to be the greatest wizard ever in times of danger, sadness, and anger."
"Okay." Nick muttered incantation and Angel felt another organ put into her.
"Ummmm..."
"You will learn the powers when you most need them."
"Oh..."
"Let's go to Antarctica. I feel that Lord Riddle isn't the only secret there."
Angel didn't take Nick's hand, instead she thought of the place she wanted to go, Antarctica, and then thought, I want to go there. And they both Protated together.
When they got to the South Pole, there was a big white castle where Lord Riddle's igloo should be. "OH COME ON! Tell me he's still not alive somehow, and don't tell me that he has family!" Nick said in disbelief. "Oh come on. Lets jsut see what's in the big white castle." Angel said. They both walked slowly to the entrance, but stopped to knock. Angel knocked, and in a few seconds the door opened quietly. A tall, about 80 foot monster, appeared and said with a deep, super-booming voice, "What do you require? Are you here to kill the rest of my family? Like you did Tyson?"
"Who's Tyson?" Nick asked.
"Lord Riddle! Why are you here?"
"For secrets, bro."
"No secrets here, bro. But if you would like me to destroy you, step up onto the porch!"
Nick stepped up onto the porch. The giant roared and tried stepping on Nick, but Angel called down a lightning beast with aiming her wand in the sky and screaming, "SNOWY!" The huge beast that once tried killing Nick and Angel before came down. It wasn't normal, it had lightning instead of every body part. Snowy roared and rammed into the giant, and the giant fell backwards, destroying a wall. The giant got back up and pushed Snowy forward. The wall that the giant crushed rebuilt. "Magic? The fricking giant is magic? How? I better attack him! ExSkullus Vienos!" Nick said, and the giant flew back. The giant took out a wand and said, "Bloody! I don't think you know who I am? I am Fyort! How dare you kill my friend?"
"SHUTUP!" Nick screamed.
"KILL!"
Nick blocked the Kill Curse and then did the Flying Unknown and flew up to Fyort's head. "I HAVE TO DO THIS! SWORD OF DRAGON!" Nick screamed. Nick's wand turned into a huge fiery sword, and he slammed it down onto Fyort's head. Fyort roared and fell over. Nick fell off and landed perfectly. Snowy then ran over and started slapping it's tail onto Fyort's dead body, electrocuting Fyort. "Wand of Maxima Oak!" Nick said, and his wand turned into his Maxima Oak wand. "Girrrrl, I just fricking used a Banned Spell, otherwise known as a Frobbiden Spell. But, it's not like the Government of All Magical Occurences is going to arrest me..." Nick said. All of a sudden, 5 wizards came out of nowhere and repeatedly said, "Expell!" Nick's wand flew out of his hand, and then he put his arms up. "Yo! Yo, guys! What's the big idea here?" Nick said.
"You have performed a Figuring Unknown spell at 7:42:34 A.M on Saturday 25, 3093!" An African-American said.
"Well yeah, but -- HEY! It's 2050! Not 3093!"
"Yes, you performed the spell when you went into the future! Five years ago!"
"Oh, well then. Hey Angel, think of home, and how much you miss it! Don't you really want to go there?"
"Huh?" Angel said.
"Don't you really want to go where the others are? Back home? Don't you really want to go there?"
Angel got it, ran forward, grabbed Nick, and Protated to where the other Protectors were.
GET BACK, I SAY!
Angel never thought she would have to do this, but she has to now. While Protating, she pushed Nick out of his Aura, the phase where they travel to the place where they are traveling, he screamed and flew out of the Aura. Angel had to do it because the GAMC (Government of All Magical Occurences) could probably track people who could Volt, so only Angel could be tracked, and Nick would be safe in Rio, Brazil.
When Angel appeared, she saw James and Lynn standing in a half-circle. "Oh hi! How are yo--" Angel said, when a deep voice boomed, "I call upon the power of the GAMC! Stay where you are, Protectors."
"And why should we do th--"
Angel looked over to see Cuff. "Not blood likely, fricker!" He said. "You ain't fooling anybody, Lord Riddle. BTW, how did you survive?" Angel said.
"I have immortality. I used to be a Defender. And the Protectors are the remnants of that group. We used to be thousands. Until the Magic Incident of Infinity. It sent the world into a catastrophe. We were defending Adam and Eve when Adam ate and apple. God came down, and we Defenders tried to protect Adam and Eve, but God blew us away. He exploded the Earth, and created a new one. There are only a few of us left. Me, my brother Mike Lonsen, and Nick Oak. Nick was my favorite son ever. I taught him all he kno--"
"HOLD UP! Nick is your son?"
"Yes... He did not hint that? He betrayed me. I was flying on a spaceship to the Moon, but mid-flight the ship exploded, killing 11 people onboard, esspecially a teacher. He made that ship blow up. 8 of the people on the ship were my sons and daughters. I saw the spell he conjured. He betrayed me. Left me to die, out in the South Pole. But there was one son that didn't die. Tom. He didn't die. Until Antarctica when you guys came. I--"
"Expell!"
Cuff's wand flew out of his hands; he had been raising his wand slowly the whole time he was speaking. "YOU AIN'T FOOLING ANYBODY, LORD RIDDLE!" Angel screamed. "Tell that to the wizards of the GAMC!" A whole handful of wizards appeared around Angel, James, and Lynn. Angel walked forward to Cuff. One of the wizards walked forward and screamed, "GET BACK, I SAY!" Angel stepped back, pointed to Cuff, and said, "He's Lord Riddle!"
"Yeah, I reckon that's not true!"
"STOP!"
The wizard jumped back; a big ball of light had appeared. Someone floated down from the ball of light. They were wearing a torn blue shirt, and horribly torn khaki pants. When the person landed, they looked up at Cuff. "You, father. Is Lord Riddle. Esfecto Killum Trespeki Maxima!" They said as a neon green orb flew at Cuff, and they started dueling. Angel screamed, "NICK!"
The Final Battle
Nick kept dueling with Cuff, who figured back into Lord Riddle. Nick's eyes were glowing blue, and he was floating, and his clothes turned into a cloak. The cloak looked like a big wind generator was blowing at it. Nick was staring off into space, as the tip of his wand was glowing white. The duel orb was huge, and it was sucking in small things, and getting bigger. The other wizards from GAMC were Volting away because they were terrified what the most powerful and most dangerous wizards were going to do. Lord Riddle looked like he was struggling a little bit.
James was hanging on to a mailbox as the orb tried sucking him in. Lynn ran and grabbed his hand while he was sliding off the mailbox. Lynn flew off and so did James. They hurdled into the orb with a big electricty sound, and the orb got bigger. Angel held onto a fire hydrant, and she looked at Nick. He was still floating and looking like a bad-fricker. The orb was bigger then a building by now. Angel felt the pull, but she grabbed on harder. She flew off, but she Darkerated forward, but it was still pulling her in. "How have I done Darkerating? Is it true that we Protectors are truly evil?" Angel whispered. She let go and flew into the orb. But right when she flew into it, she caught a glimpse of Nick looking at her. His face went into a "oh no, what have I done?" sort of look. His eyes stopped glowing. Angel flew through the orb.
She awoke in a white, blank space. Then Nick appeared out of the sky, he flew down, almost angelicly. He landed on the ground in front of Angel, he put his arms down and looked at her. His eyes were glowing white, like God's. He was dressed like and angel. "Nick, wha--" Angel asked.
"I'm sorry."
"Nick, where am I?"
"Heaven."
"Why did you cause all this trouble, Nick?"
"I am not Nick. I am an angel. Your guardian angel, actually. I see you are dissapointed in Nick. That he did that."
"Yes!"
"Nick stopped dueling once he saw you fall into the orb. He never meant for you to be hurt. He just wanted Tyson Riddle's death."
"Then where is he?"
"He got his wish, Tyson is dead. But at a small price."
"What price?"
"Earth. Earth was the price to kill his father."
"What happened?"
"Once Nick saw you fall into the orb, you saw that his eyes stopped glowing. His eyes were glowing because of his anger. When he saw you fall, his anger diminished, and he returned to sadness. Right when you died, Nick stopped dueling and spread his arms out, ready for death. Tyson aimed, and fired the most powerful spell there is."
"And what was that?"
"Hell. Hell was the spell that killed your Earth, and Nick. He gave up his life to be with you. His happiness at the expense of Earth. Here he is right now! Goodbye, Angel."
"WAIT! Were the Protectors actually evil?"
"Yes. Nick lied."
And the guardian angel dissapeared. Nick came floating down, the real Nick. And he had only two very important words to say, and those very important, historic words were: "I'm sorry."
The Eifel Tower
Angel Wicker was situated in a very diffucult position. She was in the middle of the Paris Square at mid-day when a plane that was on fire flew down and crashed in the Eifel Tower. The plane hit one of the legs, and the people who were on the Eifel Tower, including Angel, screamed and ran to the elevator. When other people got in the elevator, other then Angel, the cable for the elevator snapped and the elevator slid down to the ground, hit the ground, and killed everyone in the elevator. Angel was the only one left on the top of the Eifel Tower. She ran to the edge, and saw many tiny people's hands ushering her to jump, but she didn't want to. She then saw a fire truck driving hastily up, and then it's ladder attempted to reach the top of the Eifel Tower. But it stopped about one-fourth of the way to Angel. She then remebered what a future watcher said as he looked into a glass ball, "'The Wicker may pull a magic object from her pocket in need of it. Otherwise, she can pull it out and conjure anytime she wants.'" Angel made a drastic grab for the 'magic object'--a wand-- in her pocket. She aimed at the leg that blew apart on the Eifel Tower and then said, "Repair Maxima!" The leg didn't get repaired, but it just blew apart more. "Enlarge!" She said, aiming at the fire truck's ladder, and then the front of it enlarged and got longer. The ladder shot upward and rammed into the railing that Angel was holding onto. Angel jumped back, but then ran forward on the ladder and ushered the fireman on the ladder to go down. The Tower was on the verge of smacking the ground, so she jumped down onto the fireman and yelled hastily, "GROUND!" They dissapeared into a ball and appeared on the ground, right by the fire truck. The fireman kept a hold onto Angel, but she pushed him off. Other people teleported there too, and they were magical too. So they all raised their wands at the Tower, which was about 500 feet from hitting the ground, and they said simutaneously, "Levitate. Repair Maxima. Fix Metal. TOWER!" They yelled 'TOWER' at the end of each sequence because the Tower would keep reapearing at the base of where the tower used to be everytime they said it. When the Tower was fixed, and it was back on supports, all the Mages, except Angel, said, "American Airlines 52 Jet." And they teleported to the crashed airplane. Angel grabbed the same fireman (as it said on his suit, Fireman Jack) and then said, "American Airlines 52 Jet." They teleported to the airplane.
The plane had many fires, but some other Mages were extinguishing them with water. Angel let Jack go and said, "Fireman Jack, right?"
"No, suit is from somebody else... My name is Mark. And I'm a volunteer. I'm a scientist from Antarctica, and it seems I stumbled upon a rogue group of Mages in France."
"Sir, all Mages are from the U.S. And we are trained in combat from the A.M.A.-- America's Magical Asociation-- but, we are mostly better then the Marines, Navy, Coast Guard, National Guard, and all the others combined. Since we can do all the things they can do, but better, with our wands."
"Hmm, look over there. At the front of the plane!"
In the cockpit of the plane, lay 3 dead mages. "Okay, hold onto my shoulder or something, we're going to teleport there." Mark put his hand on Angel's shoulder and then Angel pointed at the cockpit and said, "Go!" They dissapeared into an orb and then reapeared at the cockpit. Angel looked down at the mages, the one on the right had a wand of oak wood, the one in the middle had a blue diamond, and the one on the left had a device that looked like it made shields pop up. "The Three Protectors." Angel said unexpectantly.
"Huh?"
"The one on the right's named Nick Oak, has a wand made of the Maxium Oak on the planet of Jupiter, extremely rare, most powerful wand ever made. The one in the middle, that one's named James Life, he has a stone called the Life Stone that turns things to life again, anything to life, and if James Life dies, the Life Stone, wherever it is, makes James alive again. And the one on the left, name's Lynn Shield, she has a device that puts up a shield that destroys anyone who goes throught it, anytime, anyplace. It looks like they took the plane, but why didn't they just teleport?"
All of a sudden, James' body stood up, and he immediately touched the stone to the others' skins, and then they stood up too. "Hmm, this isn't North Korea. You, ummm, Angel Wicker, where are we?" James asked. Angel told them, "France. But, how do you know my name?"
"You are a new mage. We, the Three Protectors, watch over new mages so they don't get power-crazy. But-- it looks like you haven't, so... Good job!"
"Yes, I believe that you could do lots of things when you get more powerful." Nick Oak said.
"Do you really have the Maxima Oak wand?" Angel asked excitedly. Nick held up his wand. Angel made an 'ooh' sound and then they heard tires screeching and sirens blasting. "Oh no, Lynn, get the shield up. We don't need the non-magic knowing what we're doing..." Nick said. Lynn stepped up, held the device up and clicked a button. A nuke-like blast went off, but didn't destroy anything. A shield erupted from the device and shielded off the Paris Square. The cars and trucks zoomed into the shield, and dissinegrated. "So, where were you guys headed?" Angel asked. "Hey, aren't you a non-magic?" Lynn asked while pointed to Mark. "Uh, yeah." Mark said.
Lynn pulled out her wand and said, "Sleep." And Mark fell asleep instantly. "So, uh. Yeah. You guys want to go somewhere?" Angel asked. "Where would we go, mortal?" Nick asked.
"Uh, mortal?"
"Yes, we are immortal. Well, not really, but with being the Three Protectors... I guess we have our own protectors. Again, where will we go, to eat?"
"I don't know. A diner?"
"I hear there is a great diner called the Fast Diner! We could go there." Lynn said. They all said, "Fast Diner!" And then they teleported. Angel took Mark's hand while she teleported.
The Proctectors, Angel, and Mark were all sitting in a booth. But luckily, Nick put an Enlarging Charm on the chair. A blonde waitress with gum in her mouth walked up to them, pulled out a notepad and asked, "What would you like to drink and eat?"
"Well, can I have the Kids Spaghetti?" Lynn said, the waitress scribbled something down.
"Umm, can I have the BLT Burger?" Nick asked, the waitress scribbled something down.
"Excuse me, but what's your name?" Angel asked, and the waitress pointed to a nametag that said "Myadela Porpatine".
"Okay, Myadela, I will have a Sumo's Fries and Burger." Angel said. Myadela wrote something down.
"Uh, and can I have a regular, plain, bland burger?" James said. Myadela yet again wrote something down.
"And can I have a--" Mark said, but he was cut off by Nick making him go back to sleep again. Myadela stood there with a scowl on her face. "Uhh, I guess we'll all have a Mountain Dew?" Nick said. Myadela nodded and jogged off to the kitchen. Lynn leaned in on the table and said, "I don't really like her attitude." Angel replied, "Really? She only said a few words."
"Yeah, but she said them in like a sort of New York rich person voice."
"Yeah, it was like 'What would you like to order.'"
"I don't think she said that..."
"LOOK! This place better do fast food, or I will rage." Nick said.
"Bro, it's called Fast Diner, it's a diner so..."
A little beeping sound came on, and Nick's pocket lit up. They all looked around for a second, until Nick pulled out the little device -- a phone -- and answered it. "Hello? Oh! Well I'm at a diner right now! Can it wait? Oh bloody hell, I'll be right there. Lynn, James, we have a little problem in the U.S! In like Tama, Iowa. So, yeah. We'll have to go there."
"Really? We just ordered food! What type of emergency?" Lynn asked.
"Well, rogue mages, mostly. But they're extremely powerf--"
"SO AM I! CAN I HELP?!" Angel ubruptly said.
"Sure... Lynn and James, I guess you can stay here! I have Angel. And, Lynn, keep Mark silent, please."
Lynn nodded, grinned, and looked evily at Mark's unconcious body. "So, how we get there? It's too far to teleport to." Angel asked.
"We Protectors have a... certain little mode of transportation... It's called Protation. It's when we think of places we want to go, then we think the words 'I want to go there', and then we appear there." Nick said. "Take my hand, Angel." Nick said. Angel hesitated, but took it. It was warm and welcoming. Nick closed his eyes and a half-second later, they dissapeared into a black spinning orb.
The Rogue Society
Angel and Nick appeared on top of the courthouse. Angel just then realized that she was still holding Nick's hand and then ripped it away. "We need to go to the police station, which is right by the post office. Take my arm, now." Nick said. Angel took his arm and they Protated to the police station. When they appeared, right in front of the front desk, the guard pulled out his wand, aimed at the and said, "Why the bloody hell are you in here? And how did you get in here?"
"I am one of the Three Protectors. My name is Nick Oak. I have the Maxima Oak wand." Nick said.
"And I am helping the Protectors defeat some rogue mages." Angel said. "Angel Wicker, is my name, sir." The guard motioned them out of the police station and they walked out. They looked around, and they saw nothing. But then someone teleported in front of them, and Angel and Nick stepped back. The guy in front of them said, "Kudos from the Rogue Society, Protector!"-- he aimed his wand at Nick--"Kill!"
"Repel Death" Nick said, his wand immediately out. They were dueling, but the little orb was going about 5 feet per second at the guy. The guy teleported behind Angel, and then he smacked her behind the head and then teleported again. Then he wrote in the air, 'I am Tom. Welcome to hell!'. A car was driving by, and it looked like there were 2 babies, and an elderly woman in the car. Tom aimed at the car and the car exploded, killing the babies and the elderly. Tom then turned into a cloud of black dust and then flew around the police station.
Nick was furious; his face was red and his head kept jerking left and right. Nick aimed his wand in the air and simply screamed. Dark clouds came rushing in, and a hundred streaks of lightning came down and started striking his wand. His wand started to create a ball that was floating a few centimeters from the tip, and it kept getting bigger every time lightning hit it. When Tom finnaly came down to the ground, he was right in front of Nick, who was still screaming. The orb kept getting bigger until it started getting too big; Nick's arm was starting to go down from all the weight. When Nick's arm gave out, he flung the giant orb at Tom, who was gaping at what Nick was doing. The orb hit Tom, and he flew back and hit the light pole 30 feet behind him. Nick, still screaming, Protated to Tom, and then started doing curses at him. Tom kept flailing every time the spell hit him. Nick, whose eye's were black, finnaly erected his arm at Tom, and then yelled, "CHOKE!" Tom held his throat, his eyes bulged. Angel stepped in and said, "STOP! IT WAS ONLY TWO BABIES AND ONE ELDERLY PERSON!"
"Bloody hell! I have to do this!" Nick replied.
Angel aimed her wand at Nick's and pulled the tip of her wand to herself, and Nick's wand flew from his hands, to Angel's. Nick's eyes returned to normal color and Tom stopped choking. "Why the bloody hell... DID YOU DO THAT?" Nick said.
"He doesn't deserve being strangled." Angel cried.
"Oh, thank you Madam Angel! Please. Thank yo--" Tom said, but stopped talking when Angel aimed her wand at him. She threw Nick's wand back at him, and he grabbed it. Nick turned and aimed his wand at Tom, started walking forward and said, "If you ever murder another poor soul, I will come back here. And you will wake up in hell! You understand me?" Tom cowered behind the light pole, and said, "Please. They made me do it!"
"What are you talking about?" Nick asked.
"The plane. I destroyed it... Please don't kill me!"
"Why the hell... Do you know how many people have died?"
"Only 3 people!"
"Huh?"
"The pillot, copilot, and the Antarctican scientist."
"Who is the scientist? And why is he studying Antarctica?"
"His name is Harkov Trepeski, a Russian scientist on his way to Antarctica. He's studying the natural and paranormal occurenc--"
"What kind of paranormal occurences."
"Like, the ancient temples. The undersea temples. Set by mages? Well, they abandoned it. Because there were strange occurences there. Like, cabinets bursting open. And people whispering in their ears."
"WHO'S EARS?"
"The best mages in the world. You never heard of Lord Riddle? He's the most evil mage ever. He... he... he's my father."
"Frick you say?"
"MY FATHER! I am the heir to the throne. But I wish not to take it... I do not wish to fulfil the power that my father has. All that... power..."
"Yo! Earth to jerk! Where is your father?"
"Uh, in the Temples of the South Pole..."
"I thought you said it was Antarctica!"
"Yeah, the South Pole is the Arctic Circle."
"Oh, well. Where are your frien--"
Two people teleported in front of Nick, and he stumbled back again. "I do believe, Tom, that you were about to murder these... these... abominations." The right guy said.
"Ummm, yeah. Kill!" Tom said. And a green orb flew at Nick, who reflected. "What the bloody hell Tom?" Nick said.
"Sorry, they just... scare me!" Tom said.
"We scare you? Wait... are you working with these jerks?" The left guy said.
"Yo, Fyort! Mill! Come on now... I. KILL!"
A green orb flew at Fyort, who reflected. Nick chucked a Kill orb at Fyort, and they started dueling. Angel took the other Mill, who said, "Snowy come here!" But Angel threw a Kill orb at Mill, and they started dueling. A few seconds later, a giant beast of black came down from the sky and made a big crater in the ground. Mill threw the dueling orb up, and pointed at the beast. "Hey, Snowy! How you doing, girl? You want some little fricking frickers? Huh? Yes you do! Oh, yes you do!" Mill said. Nick chucked a Kill orb at Mill, and Mill dropped dead. Snowy growled, shaking the ground, and ran at Nick. Nick started chucking spells at it, and Fyort tried to kill Nick, but Angel said, "Kill!" And she started dueling with Fyort. Fyort was rammed by Snowy, who was being repelled by Nick. Snowy flew back and rammed into the courthouse, then the courthouse crumbled on top of Snowy. Angel ran and joined Nick, who was looking at the pile of rubble. A few minutes later, the pile of rubble burst, and Snowy emerged, angrier then ever. Nick grabbed Angel's and Tom's arms and then they Protated before Snowy rammed into them.
Lord Riddle's Lair
Tom appeared first, then Nick, and Angel. Angel shivered; it was freezing. She got up and saw Tom and Nick mumbling things, and blue orbs appearing out of their wands and hitting the sky. In a few seconds, a shield appeared around them, and it suddenly got warmer. Angel walked over to Nick and asked, "What did you do?"
"I did a, well we, did a spell that put up a shield."
"Oh. Hey, just crazy question, but do you have to be a Proctector to Protate?"
"Um, yeah. It's called Protate for a reason. Pro meaning Protector, and tate for teleportation."
"Can I be a Protector?"
"Well, there is a long process. But if you do good on this mission, whatever we're doing, you might as well be a Protector."
Angel did a little dance. Tom looked over to her and he shook his head and said, "He said 'you might as well be', doesn't mean you will."
"You're just jealous!" Angel said.
"JEALOUS?! Preposterous. The only person who would be jealous is you."
"And why would I be jealous?"
"Well, I'm part of a trillion dollar society, am one of the most powerful mages in the U.S, and I have a yearly income of over 20 billion! And I have one of the most powerful wands ever too. And I'm better at spells then Nick will ever b--"
Nick chucked a Stunning Spell at Tom, but he repelled. "You've got to stop doing that!" Tom said.
"STOP BEING A JERK TO ANGEL!" Nick yelled.
"Bloody coward. Fight!"
Tom threw a purple orb at Nick, who cast an Explosion Curse, and they started dueling. Angel aimed her wand at the orb, which was gradually floating towards Tom, and said, "Dissapear." The orb dissapeared once the green orb hit it, and Nick kept chucking Stun Spells at Tom, but he kept repelling it. "STOP!" Angel suddenly yelled. "Look lady! We can take care of ourselves. Go grab a tampon or something! God! Women these days are such annoying frickers who push men aroun--"
"KILL!" Angel screamed.
The orb flew at Tom, but he repelled it. Angel kept screaming "KILL" at Tom. And on the eight "KILL", Nick finally chucked a Killing Curse at Tom, and Tom dropped dead. Angel kept yelling it though. On the 18th "KILL", she said, "REVIVE HIM SO I CAN STRANGLE HIS FRICKIN' WORTHLESS NECK!" Nick shrugged, aimed at Tom's limp body, and said, "Revive." Tom got up, brushed himself off and looked at Nick. "That fricker killed me!" Tom said, pointed at Nick. "CHOKE!" Angel screamed. Tom held his throat. "Fricki-- blood-- hel-- sto--" Tom said, choking the words out. Angel's eyes were a furious black, and she had clenched teeth. "STRANGLE!" She yelled. Tom held his throat even harder. Nick just stood there, on his phone. Nick sighed, aimed at Tom, and said, "Dissapear." Tom gasped and dissapeared, out of thin air. "Come on, let's go. We have to find Lord Riddle before he does whatever he's meant to do. Take my arm, pretty." Angel was taken aback by him calling her 'pretty', yeah, she was blonde with blue eyes, but pretty? More like hot... She took his hand, instead of his arm. He looked down at her hand, and looked at her romantically. They then Protated.
They appeared in an igloo. A huge one. And there was one man standing behind a fire that was exactly in the middle of the igloo. He looked up, sighed, and said, "Hmm, I didn't expect you two to get here so quickly. You little lovers."
"Bloody hell we're not lovers." Nick said.
"Sure, like when Angel held your hand before you Protated. Hmm, seems as though, br--"
"Don't use that frickin' pink tougue to say 'bro', jerk. I don't think that--"
"Do you know who I am?"
"No clue, but you can't just--"
"Teleport into a man's igloo without their permission? Hmm, I've heard of that before."
"Shut the--"
"Door will you? The winter wind is extinguishing my fire..."
The fire extinguished. Nick flicked his wand behind him, and the door slammed shut. "Oh, I have to do something. Will you two turn the opposite way?" The guy asked. They both turned. Angel heard a whooshing, and the guy said, "You many turn back." They both turned and the fire was blazing, as thought it had been there for hours. "Wha-- how? It was like two seconds we were turned..." Angel said. "Large sticks?" The guy said.
"You... Used magic?"
"Well, as one of the most dangerous mages in the whole frickin' world, you expect me to use sticks to light a fire?"
"Wait, you're--"
"Lord Riddle, and it seems, Nick and Angel, you have tortured my son. Nick, you killed him, revived him, and then made him dissapear into infinity."
"But, PLEASE DON'T HURT US! WE'RE SORRY!"
"It's o-- not okay. I will count to ten, and since there is a warmth trapping shield aroud the base, you can't Protate or teleport out. Againg, ten seconds before I vaporize you with my new spell."
"Oh, crap!"
"Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one."
"Oh, no, WHAT'S HIS NEW SPELL?"
"Vapora!"
A black and white orb flew at them. It looked like the Yin Yang sign. It hit the door to the igloo and it dissinegrated. Lord Riddle kept chucking the Vapora Curse orbs at them, and it kept missing. "Reflect!" Nick yelled helplessly, aiming behind his back. The Reflecting Charm hit Lord Riddle's Vapora orb, and it reflected back to Lord Riddle, who made a motion as though taking out a sword from it's casing and the Vapora orb hit the shield that he made from the motion, and then the orb dissenegrated. Angel and Nick ran foward. They ran outside, and they saw Tom holding his arm and walking slowly against the wind towards them. The arm that was holding his other arm stopped holding the arm and Tom pulled out his wand. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?" Nick yelled. Tom's wand arm erected up into the air, and the wand started to atract snow. Lord Riddle was still behind them. Angel aimed at Tom and said, "Disene-- OBLIVIUM!" Tom started screaming as his soul started to come out of his body and into Angel's wand. When the full soul was out of Tom's body, Angel aimed the tip of her wand to her head and said, "Extract." Tom's soul flew out of Angel's wand to her head, where it entered her brain and gave her the powers that Tom had. Tom just crawled along the ground to her. He then screeched and aimed his wand at her. "FR-- YO-- KIL-- KI-- KILL!" Tom yelled, struggling for breath. The Kill Curse flew at her, but Nick jumped at her, pushed her over, and the orb flew at Lord Riddle. It hit him, he screamed, and then he chucked a whole bunch of Kill orbs at Tom. Tom's body parts flew apart every time a Kill orb hit them. Lord Riddle finished Tom off by shooting the Disinegrate Curse at him. Tom flew back, and before he hit the ground, he dissapeared. Lord Riddle stood there, while Nick and Angel were staring at him. Lord Riddle then screamed at Nick and Angel, "OBLIVIUM MAXIMA!" Nick and Angel Protated back to the Fast Diner.
The Great Fight
Nick appeared first, then Angel. Lynn and James were still sitting there; Lynn was biting her nails, and James kept reviving a fly that someone squished. "Sup guys! How are you all? Angel and I just fought with frickin'... Lord... Riddle!" Nick said. Turmoil erupted; Lynn snapped off a whole nail, and James' fly exploded. "WHAT?" James yelled.
"HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN?" Lynn screamed.
"THAT IS PREPOSTERO-- Wait, who's Lord Fiddle?"
"Lord Riddle. And he's the most dangerous mage in the world." Nick said coolly.
"How could the most dangerous mage in the world even be important enough to duel with a Protector?" Lynn asked.
"Well, he didn't really duel wit--"
"He dueled with me!" Angel half-yelled.
"Uhhh, he did? I've never seen you duel before." Nick said.
"Well, I'm a dueling major with a 5.0 GPA, but, who's counting?"
"Your college professor?"
"Oh yeah! Professor Luis Carnaganitans des Les Tri V'on Vierege!"
"Was he French?"
"No, whenever I came to class, he greeted me with the words 'Averitum Caaserolop'" Nick put his wand on the table and held it up. "Averitum Caaserolop!" Nick yelled, and a green orb flew out of his wand, hitting Mark and Mark jerked back, flew slowly up in the air, and vanished. "Uhhhhhh... I did not mean to do that! It's a spell! I think he made it, and didn't tell anyone about it, or I would've known the spell. Oh my god! I did a spell in front of non-magics..." Nick whispered the last word. Myadela was standing in front of the table, gaping. "Memory!" Nick said, pointing at Myadela's head. A big array of moving pictures erupted from Myadela's head. Nick tapped on a little search box in the corner, a little keyboard popped up, and he typed 'dissapearence of fireman'. 2 pictures popped up, one with Myadela crying by a dead guy with eyes wide open, another with her gaping as a guy dissapeared instantly. Nick tapped on the one with her gaping at a guy that dissapeared and a little delete button popped up on the memory. He tapped that, and the memory dissapeared. Nick saw that everyone in the diner was gaping at him. "MEMORUM MAXIMA!" Nick yelled, and a big diamond wisp (a wisp is a memory that is taken from someone) flew in the air, and floated around. A lot of people were asking questions like "How did I get here?" or "What's my name?"
"Oh... no... I wiped there memories clean. See? They won't remember anything. I think I accidently did a powerful memory wiping spell..." Nick said.
"No duh?" Angel said.
"Soul..."
Nick aimed his wand in the air, and everyone's souls, except Lynn's and Nick's and Angel's and James's, flew to Nick's wand. Everyone started walking around like zombies. Myadela walked to the diner door and bashed her fists on it, screeching. "Ummm Angel! If you want to be a Protector, we have to train you somewhere good." Lynn said.
"How about the old Macy's in Marshalltown?" Angel asked.
"Sure, if it is big enough."
"I, nevermind. How about the Empire State Building?"
"Well, that's bigger then the Macy's... Lets go."
Angel put her hand in Nick's, and Lynn and James teleported before Nick and Angel did. "Should'nt we go...?" Angel asked. "Shhhh, I can just train you here." Nick said.
"What?"
"JK! Let's go."
Angel thought that he tried to make a move on her, but thought better of it. He truly was charming, but Angel'll play hard to get... Nick and Angel then Protated to the Empire State Building.
When they got there, they saw Lynn and James standing back to back, aiming their wands outwatd from themselves. "What are you gu--" Nick said, but it was obvious what they were scared about; there were six wizards surrounding them. Nick turned and pulled out his wand. A tall guy with a cloak on and a purple Fez hat on said sternly, "Keep your pants on, Nick Oak. We mean you no harm, unless you mean us harm! My name is Cuff. And we are part of the United States Wizarding Association."
"Don't you mean 'mage'?"
"No I don't. Now, before we shoot the hell out of you, tell me what you Protectors are doing in New York City? We forbade you from entering this city again."
"Well hello to you too, Cuff the Bluff."
"Shut the hell up! Now, when I petrify you three, you'd better be ready to wake up in the middle of a cage of hungry, bloodthirsty tigers."
"Get ready, Angel."
"When does my training start?" Angel asked.
"Right... NOW! Averitum Caaserolop!"
A green orb shot at Cuff, who jumped back and said, "THAT SPELL IS UNFORGIVABLE, NICK!" Angel took out her wand, aimed at Cuff, and said, "Strangle!" Cuff held his throat severely. "STO-- ST-- STOP! VAPORA!" Cuff yelled. The Vapora Unknown Spell that Lord Riddle made flew at Angel, who just kept strangling Cuff. Nick saw the Vapora Unknown and pulled it to one of the other wizards shooting at Nick. One of the wizards stopped firing and turned to Cuff and asked, "How the heck do you know that spell, if only Lord Riddle knows it?" Cuff stopped being strangled, and everyone stopped firing and watched Cuff.
"I... joined the... oh yeah, I'll just stop. Faking... it... Now, I will Darkerate, turn into my true form, kill Nick, and destroy all of you." Cuff said. Cuff spun around once, and he transformed into a black substance. But you could see the substance flying around. Then Cuff came back to the ground, but Cuff wasn't there. It was Lord Riddle. No one reacted, but Nick said, almost on impluse, "KILL!" Lord Riddle started to duel with Nick, and every magical person there started to fire at Lord Riddle, who had formed a shield around himself. Lord Riddle Darkerated, and Nick just stood there. He sighed and said, "I thought I would never have to reveal my true powers, and my past, but..." Nick Darkerated, flew up in the air, and chased Lord Riddle.
There was complete turmoil on the ground; Lynn had scrambled for her shield weapon, James was trying to take down Lord Riddle's Aura, and the other wizards didn't know what to do. Nick flew down, hovered a few feet from the ground in front of Lynn, and said, "Get a shield up! I don't want him doing anything." Lynn pressed a button on her shield-weapon and a gigantic shield erupted from the tip of it. Nick rammed into Lord Riddle's Aura, and they both fell to the ground. Nick was the first up; then Riddle. Lord Riddle looked beffudled; he had never seen Nick Oak Darkerate before. "How... How...--" Lord Riddle muttered.
"Can I Darkerate? No one ever knew my past, other then I. I used to be a Dark Wizard, I killed billions of people. Until my grandfather convinced me to turn over to the Light Side, but I wiped everyone's memories becuase I didn't want them to know what my past was..."
"HA! I finally fround your weakness! Wait... don't you mean Dark Mage?"
"No, I didn't."
Nick pulled out his wand, and dueled with Lord Riddle. All the other wizards surrounding them just started Volting (like every other teleportation form, to Volt you can just be a normal mage and/or wizard and just teleport. Every type of teleportation is the same, but it has different qualities and forms), but Nick just kept dueling. The duel-orb was advancing on Lord Riddle, but he made a motion of chucking the orb in the air, and then he said, "We will meet again, Nick Oak! And I will be more powerful! And I ain't afraid of you!"
"Kill me, then! Kill me! I won't die!"
"Fine!"
"DO IT!"
"KILL!"
The Kill Curse flew at Nick, who's arms were spread out the arm span. Then in a puff of smoke, Nick Darkerated to Lord Riddle. Somehow picking up the Kill Curse in Nick's hands, he flew straight to Lord Riddle. Nick held his hands out above his head, he was spinning, and he was screaming something that sounded like "YEAH!!!!". In the trillionth of the second to the impact, Lord Riddle stood with a terrified face, and then SLAM!. Nick rammed into Lord Riddle with Lord Riddle's own Kill Curse, and Lord Riddle flew back and slammed into the building that was behind him. Nick stopped Darkerating and flew to the ground. Nick ran up to Lord Riddle's body and kicked it a whole bunch of times screaming. Angel ran up to Nick and pulled him back. Nick's eyes were black... "NICK! STOP! WHAT IN THE FRICKING BLOODY AND GORY HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Angel screamed, Nick replied,
"I AM BLOODY DOING WHAT I WANTED TO DO THE SECOND I. LAYED. EYES. ON. THAT. FRICKER!"
"Stop! Just stop! Please! Please! I just want to become--"
"A FRICKING PROTECTOR? THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Angel pointed her wand to his face, as on impulse, and whispered, "Sleep." Nick stopped screaming and fell to the ground. "OMG! I've never felt that rush before. Ugh, we'd better wake him up. Conscious!" Angel said, and Nick woke up with a start. "Why did you do that?" He asked.
"Heh, heh, heh, hehe... heh. Well, you acted like you would kill anything in sight, so I just knocked you out."
"Bloody hell! That actually was a powerful sleep spell! I think you're ready to be a Protector!"
Angel gasped with glee.
"But we still need to find a pla-- HEY! How about the Islands of Ezerack? Those things haven't been touched in deacades! Come on, Angel, let's go!"
Angel took Nick's hand, and they Protated to the Islands of Ezerack.
The Secret of the South Pole
They arrived at floating islands high above the clouds. "Okay, if you want to be a Protector, stand over there. And I will tell you the directions. OK?" Nick said.
"OK."
Angel walked over to the middle of the island, which was reletively small compared to the other islands. "First, pull out your wand. Second, aim it at me, and wait for further directions."--Angel pulled out her wand and aimed it at Nick--"OK. Try and resist this spell, this is the First Task to being a Protector. When I say the spell, I bet you haven't heard it before (because it's not a normal spell), then you try and resist it. The spell will-- Wandus Pullus Yescrotum!" Angel's wand jerked, almost out of her hands, and then she held onto it with all her might. The spell died out, and Angel's wand stopped trying to get away from her. "What was that spell for?" Angel asked.
"It's obvious, but, it pulls the opponent's wand to the conjurer of the spell. Now, try and REFLECT this spell-- ExSkullus Vienos!"
Angel felt a powerful force trying to push her back forcfully, but she pushed her wand with all her might throught the force, aimed it at Nick, and said, "Reflect!" The force reflected back, but immediatly came back, stronger. Nick noticed her fails to reflect the spell and said, "This Unknown Section doesn't get reflected by regular and boring spells. You have to say 'Reflctum Unkownus'!"
"Reflectum Unknownus!"
The force immediately left, but it didn't come back. Instead, Nick was being pushed back by his own spell. His feet planted into the rocky earth of the island, but it wasn't enough to control the force. Nick then pulled his wand to his right, and with the momentum, the spell flew off his wand and into the depths below. "That... was the Second Task, there are two more. The fourth one involves you pulling yourself up, from the sky, to this island. The Third Task proves your strength to take pain--" Nick said.
"Huh?"
"Torturus Maxima Unrepello!"
Angel just felt the worst pain in her life. She scrunched over, coughed up blood. It wasn't really blood though, it was just the spell doing it's magic. It feels like being hit by a truck and then having your leg chainsawed off and then a tire hitting your neck, Angel though, and then the chainsaw cutting my head off, while still conscious. "Resist it! Resist the pai--" Nick said.
"STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!"
Nick stopped torturing her, and she pulled out her wand and put a Kill Curse on Nick, who blocked it, almost on impulse. "Killing me won't do anything! I am trying to help you! You passed, barely. On to the Fourth! Pushum Backos!" Angel was pushed back with the same force as earlier. She flew off the island. Nick walked to the edge and said, "The spell is 'Humanos Flyicus'! It'll grow you eagle wings with stripes on them!"
"HUMANOS FLYICUS!"
Angel felt a sensation on her back, and also felt a feeling as though a new organ was put in. She thought, FLY!, and her new wings did as so. She proppeled upward horribly quick. She almost rammed into Nick, who backed up. Angel landed in the middle of the island, and her wings dissenegrated in a firey blaze. "F-ing. Awesome." She said calmly.
"You are now a Protector, you just need this spell put into you-- Protectrum Foreverus, Immortal Angel Wicker, Foreverus Powerum."
She felt a huge organ implanted in her body. "You are immortal, have unlimited power, and, OH YEAH! What do you want as a Protection Object?" Nick said.
"Oh, umm. The ability to be the greatest wizard ever in times of danger, sadness, and anger."
"Okay." Nick muttered incantation and Angel felt another organ put into her.
"Ummmm..."
"You will learn the powers when you most need them."
"Oh..."
"Let's go to Antarctica. I feel that Lord Riddle isn't the only secret there."
Angel didn't take Nick's hand, instead she thought of the place she wanted to go, Antarctica, and then thought, I want to go there. And they both Protated together.
When they got to the South Pole, there was a big white castle where Lord Riddle's igloo should be. "OH COME ON! Tell me he's still not alive somehow, and don't tell me that he has family!" Nick said in disbelief. "Oh come on. Lets jsut see what's in the big white castle." Angel said. They both walked slowly to the entrance, but stopped to knock. Angel knocked, and in a few seconds the door opened quietly. A tall, about 80 foot monster, appeared and said with a deep, super-booming voice, "What do you require? Are you here to kill the rest of my family? Like you did Tyson?"
"Who's Tyson?" Nick asked.
"Lord Riddle! Why are you here?"
"For secrets, bro."
"No secrets here, bro. But if you would like me to destroy you, step up onto the porch!"
Nick stepped up onto the porch. The giant roared and tried stepping on Nick, but Angel called down a lightning beast with aiming her wand in the sky and screaming, "SNOWY!" The huge beast that once tried killing Nick and Angel before came down. It wasn't normal, it had lightning instead of every body part. Snowy roared and rammed into the giant, and the giant fell backwards, destroying a wall. The giant got back up and pushed Snowy forward. The wall that the giant crushed rebuilt. "Magic? The fricking giant is magic? How? I better attack him! ExSkullus Vienos!" Nick said, and the giant flew back. The giant took out a wand and said, "Bloody! I don't think you know who I am? I am Fyort! How dare you kill my friend?"
"SHUTUP!" Nick screamed.
"KILL!"
Nick blocked the Kill Curse and then did the Flying Unknown and flew up to Fyort's head. "I HAVE TO DO THIS! SWORD OF DRAGON!" Nick screamed. Nick's wand turned into a huge fiery sword, and he slammed it down onto Fyort's head. Fyort roared and fell over. Nick fell off and landed perfectly. Snowy then ran over and started slapping it's tail onto Fyort's dead body, electrocuting Fyort. "Wand of Maxima Oak!" Nick said, and his wand turned into his Maxima Oak wand. "Girrrrl, I just fricking used a Banned Spell, otherwise known as a Frobbiden Spell. But, it's not like the Government of All Magical Occurences is going to arrest me..." Nick said. All of a sudden, 5 wizards came out of nowhere and repeatedly said, "Expell!" Nick's wand flew out of his hand, and then he put his arms up. "Yo! Yo, guys! What's the big idea here?" Nick said.
"You have performed a Figuring Unknown spell at 7:42:34 A.M on Saturday 25, 3093!" An African-American said.
"Well yeah, but -- HEY! It's 2050! Not 3093!"
"Yes, you performed the spell when you went into the future! Five years ago!"
"Oh, well then. Hey Angel, think of home, and how much you miss it! Don't you really want to go there?"
"Huh?" Angel said.
"Don't you really want to go where the others are? Back home? Don't you really want to go there?"
Angel got it, ran forward, grabbed Nick, and Protated to where the other Protectors were.
GET BACK, I SAY!
Angel never thought she would have to do this, but she has to now. While Protating, she pushed Nick out of his Aura, the phase where they travel to the place where they are traveling, he screamed and flew out of the Aura. Angel had to do it because the GAMC (Government of All Magical Occurences) could probably track people who could Volt, so only Angel could be tracked, and Nick would be safe in Rio, Brazil.
When Angel appeared, she saw James and Lynn standing in a half-circle. "Oh hi! How are yo--" Angel said, when a deep voice boomed, "I call upon the power of the GAMC! Stay where you are, Protectors."
"And why should we do th--"
Angel looked over to see Cuff. "Not blood likely, fricker!" He said. "You ain't fooling anybody, Lord Riddle. BTW, how did you survive?" Angel said.
"I have immortality. I used to be a Defender. And the Protectors are the remnants of that group. We used to be thousands. Until the Magic Incident of Infinity. It sent the world into a catastrophe. We were defending Adam and Eve when Adam ate and apple. God came down, and we Defenders tried to protect Adam and Eve, but God blew us away. He exploded the Earth, and created a new one. There are only a few of us left. Me, my brother Mike Lonsen, and Nick Oak. Nick was my favorite son ever. I taught him all he kno--"
"HOLD UP! Nick is your son?"
"Yes... He did not hint that? He betrayed me. I was flying on a spaceship to the Moon, but mid-flight the ship exploded, killing 11 people onboard, esspecially a teacher. He made that ship blow up. 8 of the people on the ship were my sons and daughters. I saw the spell he conjured. He betrayed me. Left me to die, out in the South Pole. But there was one son that didn't die. Tom. He didn't die. Until Antarctica when you guys came. I--"
"Expell!"
Cuff's wand flew out of his hands; he had been raising his wand slowly the whole time he was speaking. "YOU AIN'T FOOLING ANYBODY, LORD RIDDLE!" Angel screamed. "Tell that to the wizards of the GAMC!" A whole handful of wizards appeared around Angel, James, and Lynn. Angel walked forward to Cuff. One of the wizards walked forward and screamed, "GET BACK, I SAY!" Angel stepped back, pointed to Cuff, and said, "He's Lord Riddle!"
"Yeah, I reckon that's not true!"
"STOP!"
The wizard jumped back; a big ball of light had appeared. Someone floated down from the ball of light. They were wearing a torn blue shirt, and horribly torn khaki pants. When the person landed, they looked up at Cuff. "You, father. Is Lord Riddle. Esfecto Killum Trespeki Maxima!" They said as a neon green orb flew at Cuff, and they started dueling. Angel screamed, "NICK!"
The Final Battle
Nick kept dueling with Cuff, who figured back into Lord Riddle. Nick's eyes were glowing blue, and he was floating, and his clothes turned into a cloak. The cloak looked like a big wind generator was blowing at it. Nick was staring off into space, as the tip of his wand was glowing white. The duel orb was huge, and it was sucking in small things, and getting bigger. The other wizards from GAMC were Volting away because they were terrified what the most powerful and most dangerous wizards were going to do. Lord Riddle looked like he was struggling a little bit.
James was hanging on to a mailbox as the orb tried sucking him in. Lynn ran and grabbed his hand while he was sliding off the mailbox. Lynn flew off and so did James. They hurdled into the orb with a big electricty sound, and the orb got bigger. Angel held onto a fire hydrant, and she looked at Nick. He was still floating and looking like a bad-fricker. The orb was bigger then a building by now. Angel felt the pull, but she grabbed on harder. She flew off, but she Darkerated forward, but it was still pulling her in. "How have I done Darkerating? Is it true that we Protectors are truly evil?" Angel whispered. She let go and flew into the orb. But right when she flew into it, she caught a glimpse of Nick looking at her. His face went into a "oh no, what have I done?" sort of look. His eyes stopped glowing. Angel flew through the orb.
She awoke in a white, blank space. Then Nick appeared out of the sky, he flew down, almost angelicly. He landed on the ground in front of Angel, he put his arms down and looked at her. His eyes were glowing white, like God's. He was dressed like and angel. "Nick, wha--" Angel asked.
"I'm sorry."
"Nick, where am I?"
"Heaven."
"Why did you cause all this trouble, Nick?"
"I am not Nick. I am an angel. Your guardian angel, actually. I see you are dissapointed in Nick. That he did that."
"Yes!"
"Nick stopped dueling once he saw you fall into the orb. He never meant for you to be hurt. He just wanted Tyson Riddle's death."
"Then where is he?"
"He got his wish, Tyson is dead. But at a small price."
"What price?"
"Earth. Earth was the price to kill his father."
"What happened?"
"Once Nick saw you fall into the orb, you saw that his eyes stopped glowing. His eyes were glowing because of his anger. When he saw you fall, his anger diminished, and he returned to sadness. Right when you died, Nick stopped dueling and spread his arms out, ready for death. Tyson aimed, and fired the most powerful spell there is."
"And what was that?"
"Hell. Hell was the spell that killed your Earth, and Nick. He gave up his life to be with you. His happiness at the expense of Earth. Here he is right now! Goodbye, Angel."
"WAIT! Were the Protectors actually evil?"
"Yes. Nick lied."
And the guardian angel dissapeared. Nick came floating down, the real Nick. And he had only two very important words to say, and those very important, historic words were: "I'm sorry."
The Lie:
Recontruction
The Hanging
Angel Wicker lay in her bed in a dark room. Someone knocks on the door. She taps the wall and a screen pops up. She presses the "Open Door" button. The door opens to see a man with complete white on, a dark skin tone, and brilliant blue eyes. "It's time to wake and get on with it." He said. Angel replied, "Okay Tim, we'd better get on with it."
"Actually it's Timmothy Jenkins."
"Sure..."
"Let's just go before the Boss yells at us."
"OK, I just got to get on some... Proper attire for the working area."
Angel looked down to her complete white dress gown. Tim left the room, closing the door behind him, and Angel went back to the screen again. "Computer. Analyze for isototes." Angel said to the screen.
"Scanning..." The computer said. Angel felt a little buzz as the scanner procedded to scan her. "No isototes. Clear. Command." Computer said blankly.
"Work attire, scan on. I require you, computer, to put on the Work Attire."
"Do not understand. Please speak in Typinese."
"QWERTY."
"Work Attire file located, scan to put on Attire initiated. Please stand stiffly still."
Angel stood as still as possible, and the scan went over her (with a little buzz), and she had fazed on her clothes. She walked out of her cabin and into the dangerous world of the Reconstruction Zone of Earth. Otherwise known as RZE, the Zone is made because Nick Oak risked the planet just to stay with Angel. That didn't work out really well, because after he said the two blank words "I'm sorry", he was caught by God's forces and rushed into a mental institution where he will be tortured for the crimes. Angel had been to Nick's hearing, it had been like this:
"I do believe, Nick. That you destroyed the Earth just to be with Angel Wicker." Judge Hornmack said. Nick hastily said, "I loved her. Until she reported me to God. Then I just realized she wanted to be a Protector. I don't like her anymore!"
"SILENCE! ALL WHO TESTIFY WILL BE BROUGHT UNTO HELL! ALL IN FAVOR OF IMPEDIMENT OF ACCUSED SAY I!"
13 people said I, out of a 15 person court. "I hereby grant an impediment of the accused. Accused will be hanged for his crimes on May 15." Hornmack said.
May 15 is today. Angel wanted to see Nick get hanged, but when she asked her boss, he said, "You want to see someone who you loved get hanged?" Angel replied, "Yep."
"Evil..."
"Yep."
"Go then, but come back to work straight after. And it's okay if you cry while working. And if you do cry, and people are making fun of you, tell me and they die!"
Angel's boss, Gerry, twirled his wand in his hands. "Okay, it will take about an hour." Angel said. Gerry nodded and Angel Volted (teleportation method used for all wizards and mages).
Once Angel got to the hanging, there was one big arch with a rope hanging from it. Nick was over by the rope, he was stuggling; the guards looked like they were holding pretty tightly. Angel sat down in the front seat. Nick saw her, his eyes were black again (that means he's killing-ready angry). He looked at her with an expression of "I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!!!!!!!", but Angel just sat there. An old guy that looks like a Pope walked up to the podium in front of the rope.
"Hello, and welcome to the hanging. We will start the Hallows in approximently... 1.5 minutes. Please sit down. Guards, walk him over to the rope, tie his neck on the rope, but don't kick off the stool. Go!" The guards pulled Nick to the rope, tied his neck onto it, and left. Nick was talking to himself. "GOD FRICKING DARNNIT! ONCE I GET FREE, I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!" He screamed once he stopped talking to himself.
"10 seconds until the hanging is starting." The Pope said. Once the seconds were over, the Pope walked over to Nick, put his face up against Nick's head and said, "Should'nt've destroyed the Earth, eh?" The Pope almost kicked the stool when Nick chomped the Pope's cheek off and spit it into the crowd. Nick Darkerated (an evil form of Volting where the Darkerater turns into dust and flies around) off the rope, aimed at the Pope, and said, "DIE YOU MOTHERFRICKER! KILL!" A green orb hit the Pope and he died. Nick landed in front of the podium and aimed his wand in the air. "TAKE THIS GOD! TELEPORTUS HELLICUS!" Angel stood up when the whole area turned into a big orb. The orb landed in a fiery place with zombie-like creatures roaming the streets.
The Devil and God
The zombies were groaning and walking past the hanging area and people that just popped up. "Welcome to Hell! Where you all should be, for TREATING ME LIKE CRAP!" Nick said. "Now I will get out of here, and leave you all to the Devil." Nick situated himself and was ready for Volting. But a wizard cast a freezing spell on Nick. He stopped. The wizard walked up to the podium. "Who wants to go back to the place we belong? Up there!" The old wizard said. "Now. I believed that we were going somewhere?" Nick broke out of his ice-cage and chucked the old wizard out onto the streets of Hell. Once the zombies saw him, they ran to him to his and started eating him. The zombies were acting like chainsaws; whenever one of them bit down, a burst of blood flew out of him. Once the guy was fully gone, the zombies went on with their buisness. "OMG! Everyone run!" Angel yelled. Everyone ran along the streets, shooting Kill Curses at zombies who noticed them. Nick jumped down off the podium and grabbed Angel. "You ain't going knowhere, traitor!" Nick said.
"Try me!"
"Oh I will! You're dead, you hear me? DEAD!"
"Bloody..."
"KILL!"
A green orb flew at Angel, but she repelled. "Stop it! I was scared of you, okay? I saw what you did! I was scared!" Angel said.
"Go to hell!"
"I'm already in it."
"Speskinsi Trepaton--"
"Speckles Trepeskiepse Killus Maximaus!"
A green and purple orb flew at Nick, but he dodged it. "Stop it!" Nick said. "Only if you do!" Angel replied. Nick kept throwing Kill Orbs at Angel, but she kept reflecting them. "I think that you would report me to the High Lord if you saw what you did!" Angel said.
"The High Lord is bullcrap!" Nick said.
"I think not so." Said a mighty voice.
God came floating down. "How did you get in here?" Angel asked, supprised. "I may hate the Underworld, but if my citizens are in trouble, I will save them from anywhere. But if--" God said, but Nick interupted:
"Kill!" God dodged it and said,
"Nice try, Nick. I remeber the Devil giving you that wand. I had my Seekers watch you from a far distance. That person in the black cloak that was staring at you, that was my Seeker. Hmm, you neverr noticed..."
"Shut up!" Said and evil voice. The Devil came down from his tower, and he had a big fire staff. "Brother, what are you doing here?" The Devil asked Nick. "Satan, I have brought you God, and the chick that became a Protector. Not Lynn, but Angel Wicker." Nick said.
"The destruction of Earth sent many souls into my home. Good job, brother."
"Yes, big bro. Mr. Big Brada. The big ma--"
"SILENCE!"
Nick stopped speaking immediately. "Now! Get the hell out of Hell, God! Or. You. Die." Satan said.
"I think not that I am the one that I am the one to die." God said.
"And what does that--"
"Bye, bye. Satiorn Yertupeski. You know guys, that's his real name..."
Satan burst forward and smacked God with his sword. God merely chuckled. "You think you can hurt me? Come on, citizens of Heaven, let's go back home." God said. God slapped Satan and Satan flew back, and then Satan ran off to his tower. "Hold me wherever you please. All citizens of Heaven that don't travel back with me, listen closely, my Seekers will meet you in the Molten Islands. Transfix your feet to be fast and quick. If you're too slow, Satan might catch up to you..." God added. Angel felt like staying there. God picked up Nick by the shirt and held Nick up to God's face. "My Trackers will find you. Go. Run! I will give you 'till the count of 180 to get to Satan, so he can defend you." God said. "I need not protection, God! And 180 seconds is only 3 minutes." Nick said.
"Exactly. One Heaven, two Heaven, three Heav--"
"Bye, old man!"
"See you-- ten Heaven."
Nick bolted off to Satan's Tower, and God merely chuckled, again. "He won't last 5 minutes with my Trackers after him..." God said, and then he laughed a bit harder. "Angel, I suspect you want to stay to protect the others. They are already Volting to the Molten Islands. I told them to transfix their feet... Once they Volt to the islands, they'll get stuck in the lava. Hurry up!" God said to Angel. Angel aimed at her feet and said, "Fast Shoes!" Her feet suddenly felt like fire had been lit in them; she felt like she needed to run to extinguish the fire. "Bye, God!" Angel said. She started to run very quickly. The Molten Islands weren't far away; just over the ridge were 3 islands made of floating lava. Angel walked along the edge of the island where everyone was grouped; they couldn't get out because they were sinking in the lava.
"Oh... Blah, blah, blah. Levitate..." She said boredly. Everyone on the island was lifted, and Angel said, "Fast Shoes!" They made a jerk that looked like they wanted to extinguish the fire that had been figuratively lit in their shoes. Angel let them fall, about fifty feet in the air, and they landed on the lava, and started running the edges of it. Angel stood and chuckled; one fell over and their feet were still running, but they weren't moving. A bright light erupted from the hellish clouds above, and a guy in a pure black everything landed on the lava.
Not sinking, the guy walked around and started to tell everyone to huddle around the middle; it's what Angel though anyway, for they were all walking to join the circle that was showing up. He walked over to Angel, and said with a very deep voice, "Angel Wicker... I see that you ended up in the opposite of the place you deserve to be." Angel giggled; she liked his deep voice. "Hi." Angel said sheepishly.
"Ummm. Hi?"
"Oh, sorry. Yes, I am Angel Wicker. And I think that we need to go before the Kill Demons come."
"How do you know what those are?"
"There are demons running to us and their armor on the side says 'Kill Demon Control Team'."
"Oh. Wait? WHAT?"
There were about twenty demons running towards Angel and, as Angel thinks, 'the hot guy with a deep voice.' "Hey, just asking, but what's your name?" Angel asked as they were running to the circle. He looked at her, and said, "Cuff." Angel felt as though a lightbulb had been lit. "Oh... No... Cuff? Bloody hell! Come on Lord Riddle. You have died like 20 times by now!"
"Lord Riddle? Heheheh. Preposterous! I cannot be Lord Riddle if I am a Seeker from Heaven!"
"Hmmm. Well 'Cuff' was Lord Riddle's cover-up name from last year... I think that you'r--"
Cuff said in a very low whisper, "I am being protected from God. You know how you-- Nick killed me? I wasn't really dead. Well. I was, but... You know how your guardian angel told you that the three Protectors were evil? Well, yeah. I wasn't evil. Nick, Lynn, and James were though. You... sort of were. Ever since you joined the Protectors, it broke the Code. The Code Of All Things. COAT. Because the Protectors were called the 'three Proctectors', you joined, that is four. So it broke the COAT. That's why Nick turned all bad-fricker on the world. Mr. COAT, some god by the name of Zeus, got really angry. Again, he possessed Nick, caused him to kill me because he thought I was the cause of you being the fourth Protector. But when--"
"YOU CAUSED THE EARTH TO EXPLODE?!"
"No. Zeus did... But when he saw you enter the OTCTDOE (Orb That Caused The Destruction Of Earth), Nick realised what he was doing, and he kicked Zeus out of his body. He wanted to be with you. But, Zeus made you die..."
"Umm, dude?"
They were in the middle of the group, and it seemed that everyone hear what Cuff said. "Frick..." Cuff said. "Okay, Angel, just call me Amp. Cool name, huh? Oh, yeah, the others. Memoros de Cuff." Amp said. And everyone looked at Amp like they didn't know who he was. "Hello, everyone. Welcome to Hell. I am Amp. Now let's get out of here!" Amp said. Amp put a big staff in the middle of the group and did nothing but attempt to Volt, when a demon grabbed Amp's arms and threw him to the ground. Amp pulled out his wand, aimed at the demons, and said, "Fieros Maxima!" A burst of flame ejected out of Amp's wand and hit every demon, bursting them in flames. He was so unaware of the lava burning his clothes, the back of his shirt was burst through before he got up. The demons stopped being on fire because they were fire-proof. "OMG!" Amp said. He slammed the staff in the middle of the group, everyone grabbed it, and he Volted along with everyone touching the staff.
The Acomplished Task
When Amp, Angel, and the others arrived at the Reconstruction Zone of Earth, Angel saw that Earth was about completed. Gerry, her boss, was walking around the area yelling, "COME ON! WE'RE ALMOST DONE! Mackelmore, go and arange a town gathering, we need to have people watch the Acomplishing!" A guy ran off. "Angel! You're back! After a week! Bloody hell, where were you?" Gerry said.
"Bloody Hell." Angel said simply.
"Huh?"
"We were in Hell, sir. Nick Oak has turned rogue and is rounding up followers to take out Heaven right now!" Amp said. Almost everyone stopped working to look curiously at Amp, who seemed like nothing was different. "What?" He asked. "What do you mean 'Nick Oak is rounding up followers to take out Heaven'?" Angel asked.
"Exactly... Oh! You mean... I don't know, I just have these flashes every now and then when something bad is happening. I've been having them ever since I saw you, Angel."
"Huh?"
"Yeah, I got a vision before you hurled Nick out of his Aura."
"You... You knew you were gonna die?"
"Yep, and I was proud of it. I knew God would accept me into Heaven, for I was innocent. I thought abou--"
A big explosion sounded, and a big hole appeared in the ground and started sucking things in. Angel Darkerated forward, but she didn't know she was Darkerating. Amp saw her and said, "WHAT THE HELL, ANGEL?" Angel realized what she was doing and stopped, she almost flew into the hole when a big semi flew into the hole and stopped the suction. A few seconds later, the semi was spit out and the suction stopped. Then... Over 8 million demons and Nick flew out of the hole; the hole stretched and stretched until it stopped.
Then, out of knowhere, a big fire orb appeared and out came Satan. He had his big sword of fire and a shield that looked as though a little kid made it; it had pictures of fires and stick people. Satan banged the ground with his sword and rushed forward, hitting wizards and mages all around. Amp turned around and said, "Angel... Look!"
Angel turned around and saw that the Earth (they fixed it into two halves and were about to put it together) was melding together. A big explosion sounded, that meant that the Earth was perfect again. "GOOOOOO!!!" Amp screamed. He grabbed Angel and they Volted to the Earth. Before they left, though, Angel saw Gerry looking at the Earth and he said, "The Acomplished Task..." before being smashed with Satan's sword.
New Colony of Earth
Angel and Amp were suprised to find over 500 wizards and mages already on Earth. They were setting up camps and a few were setting up houses. A wizard in black clothes walked up onto the biggest hill and announced, "I am one of the greatest wizards of all time. My name is Ashtornen Crepskini. But all who are worthy enough can call me Ash. Those people worthy enough are: Angel Wicker, Tyson Riddle,--" (Amp blushed) "--Bolterush Riddle, Keith Wicker, and Jacob Milicoster."
"WHAT?" Angel yelled. Ash looked at her and said, "Yes?"
"Keith Wicker?"
"Yes, your brother. He has the same last name as you, Mivian De Movan Vontez, but he changed his last name to yours, because he loves you so much."
"Well, where is he?"
"About to Volt, I guess. I presume that he is fighting Satan by now."
"I never knew I had a brother," she whispered to Amp. "I never knew either, Mivian." He said mockingly.
"Shutup about my last name! I don't like it! It's French. I'm French, my mother is. I hate it! France is bullcrap!"
"Well, okay. I guess you want to meet your brother now, eh?"
Amp pointed to someone with a blue t-shirt and khakis and white Adidas on. The guy saw Angel and Volted to her. Angel didn't expect it, and she screamed when he appeared in front of her. "YO, YO! Stop screaming! I know I'm suprising, but WOW! You becoming a Protector? I heard everything."
"But isn't it wierd that I have family?" Amp interupted. "Yeah... Who is he?"
"Bolterush Riddle, that Ash guy didn't say it, but my sis is the best in the world..."
"Yeah, bu--"
A woman Volted in front of them, and she hugged Amp very hard. "Ohhhh! Hey brother! How's life in Heaven?" The girl said.
"Who the hell are you?" Amp asked.
"Well, I'm your sister. Terra!"
"I don't have a sister named Terra."
"Well, you have to notice who I am?"
"Bolterush?"
"Shutup! I changed my name to Terra! Why does everybody call me that anymore?"
"I never knew I had a sister!"
"Well, you do. Mom, she had... A kid with another man. 'Tis why Dad killed her! He got really mad, and he accidently conjured a murder spell on her!"
"Well, Hell..."
"Yeah. Finally, I get to be with you!"
"And who's Jacob Milicoster?" Angel asked.
"Oh, he's my friend, over there. I think he likes you, Angel." Terra said. A boy with brilliant blonde hair and a 5 'O Clock mustache and beard, was staring at Angel. Angel's mouth dropped open; there was a slight breeze and his hair was flowing in the wind. He Volted in front of Angel, she screamed, but he held his hand up to her mouth. "Shhh. Shhh. It's okay, girl. I'm Jacob Milicoster. But you can call me Jack." Jack said, and Amp said,
"Okay, Jac--"
"You are not allowed to say 'Jack'! Curse you! You aren't worthy enough to speak the name!"
"CHOKE!"
Jack started to choke, and Angel stopped Amp from killing Jack. Jack fell over, but got up again, and said, "Thanks, Angel. I would've neve--"
"Kill!" Angel said. Jack flipped over, and died. "Seems nobody noticed." Terra said. "Okay, let's just go!" Angel said hastily, as Ash started to question people to where Jake was located. They walked off hurriedly, and then Terra and Keith walked off to get some food. "I think they're love-birds." Angel said, looking at them walking off. "Don't say that, it's my sister--"
"And my brother."
"Dating."
"Together.
"Yep. They surely are..."
"What makes you say that?"
"Keith just bought some cotton candy and is sharing it with Terra."
"Oooooh! They are BF and GF!"
"LOOK!"
A big meteorite came flying out of Heaven, and it was heading for Keith and Terra. "KEITH--" Angel screamed.
"TERRA!" Amp screamed. The meteor smashed in he ground, crushing Terra and Keith. "NO!!!" Angel screamed, levitating the meteor up and chucking it back up into Heaven. Amp thought Angel went crazy; she Volted to Terra and Keith and Angel was attempting to revive them with dirt. "COME ON! FRICKIN' DIRT, HEAL!!!" Angel yelled. After noticing it wouldn't work, Angel screamed at the top of her lungs. She then Volted back to Amp, and hugged him. "Why?" She asked, but she knew she wasn't going to get an answer. 3 meteors came flying down, and they were going slower as they got closer to the ground. They weren't meteors, they were Auras. Nick flew to the ground, and so did other people... Who looked dangerously familiar... "Hello Angel," One person said.
"And Lord Riddle." The other person said.
"I am James,"
"And Lynn."
Angel and Amp's mouths dropped open. Lynn and James were the other two Protectors, and they said what they did very close to simultaneously. "Yep. We came from Hell. Angel, you just weren't bad enough to join us... Join us, and kill the other misfits." Lynn said, looking at Amp. Amp looked baffled, and then he drew his wand. Lynn simply waved her hand to the right and Amp's wand flew away. "Holy..." Amp said, watching his wand clatter on the concrete. "We don't need wands,"
"And we don't need magic,"
"To kill everyone on the planet,"
"Guys..."
Lynn and James said, one after another. "You guys... Have changed?" Angel asked.
"Yes we have,"
"We have gotten stronger,"
"Smarter,"
"Better."
Amp looked baffled. Angel immedietely pulled out her wand, aimed at them and said, "Explosion Maxima!" A huge bomb went off, and James, Lynn, and Nick flew away. Nick Darkerated up and around the Empire State Building that the wizards were building up. Lynn Protated somewhere, and James started hurling Kill Curses at mages and wizards. Nick flew back to the ground and started dueling with Amp. Like last time, Nick's eyes were black and Nick was acting crazily. "Bloody hell! He's gonna blow up the Earth again! Angel, get everyone back t--" Amp said, the dueling orb touched Amp, and then he flew back. A super-nuke went off, and the Earth blew apart, sending everyone flying off into space. After Earth blew apart the second time, Angel said, "I guess we could just colonate another planet?" Amp Volted to her, and nodded. "I guess God will just make another Adam and Eve, and we'll all have to just bide our time to wait for the right time to colonate the planet." Amp said.
The New Civilization
All of a sudden, Angel felt a gravitational pull, and she found herself and the others floating towards a big metal planet. The planet opened up, sending many alien ships out of the planet. One of the bigger ships went and picked up Angel, and she saw the last look of worry on Amp's face as he was pulled into a ship. Angel looked towards the big hole in the sky that was Heaven, and she saw God and Satan fighting. Angel looked up into the ship and a a tall beast wearing golden armor with a big black D in the middle of a black circle. The beast said in a deep voice, "Welcome to a warship owned by Dushtrev Invaders. I'm Captain Sharp." Angel was sucked into the ship, and she was knocked out.
Recontruction
The Hanging
Angel Wicker lay in her bed in a dark room. Someone knocks on the door. She taps the wall and a screen pops up. She presses the "Open Door" button. The door opens to see a man with complete white on, a dark skin tone, and brilliant blue eyes. "It's time to wake and get on with it." He said. Angel replied, "Okay Tim, we'd better get on with it."
"Actually it's Timmothy Jenkins."
"Sure..."
"Let's just go before the Boss yells at us."
"OK, I just got to get on some... Proper attire for the working area."
Angel looked down to her complete white dress gown. Tim left the room, closing the door behind him, and Angel went back to the screen again. "Computer. Analyze for isototes." Angel said to the screen.
"Scanning..." The computer said. Angel felt a little buzz as the scanner procedded to scan her. "No isototes. Clear. Command." Computer said blankly.
"Work attire, scan on. I require you, computer, to put on the Work Attire."
"Do not understand. Please speak in Typinese."
"QWERTY."
"Work Attire file located, scan to put on Attire initiated. Please stand stiffly still."
Angel stood as still as possible, and the scan went over her (with a little buzz), and she had fazed on her clothes. She walked out of her cabin and into the dangerous world of the Reconstruction Zone of Earth. Otherwise known as RZE, the Zone is made because Nick Oak risked the planet just to stay with Angel. That didn't work out really well, because after he said the two blank words "I'm sorry", he was caught by God's forces and rushed into a mental institution where he will be tortured for the crimes. Angel had been to Nick's hearing, it had been like this:
"I do believe, Nick. That you destroyed the Earth just to be with Angel Wicker." Judge Hornmack said. Nick hastily said, "I loved her. Until she reported me to God. Then I just realized she wanted to be a Protector. I don't like her anymore!"
"SILENCE! ALL WHO TESTIFY WILL BE BROUGHT UNTO HELL! ALL IN FAVOR OF IMPEDIMENT OF ACCUSED SAY I!"
13 people said I, out of a 15 person court. "I hereby grant an impediment of the accused. Accused will be hanged for his crimes on May 15." Hornmack said.
May 15 is today. Angel wanted to see Nick get hanged, but when she asked her boss, he said, "You want to see someone who you loved get hanged?" Angel replied, "Yep."
"Evil..."
"Yep."
"Go then, but come back to work straight after. And it's okay if you cry while working. And if you do cry, and people are making fun of you, tell me and they die!"
Angel's boss, Gerry, twirled his wand in his hands. "Okay, it will take about an hour." Angel said. Gerry nodded and Angel Volted (teleportation method used for all wizards and mages).
Once Angel got to the hanging, there was one big arch with a rope hanging from it. Nick was over by the rope, he was stuggling; the guards looked like they were holding pretty tightly. Angel sat down in the front seat. Nick saw her, his eyes were black again (that means he's killing-ready angry). He looked at her with an expression of "I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!!!!!!!", but Angel just sat there. An old guy that looks like a Pope walked up to the podium in front of the rope.
"Hello, and welcome to the hanging. We will start the Hallows in approximently... 1.5 minutes. Please sit down. Guards, walk him over to the rope, tie his neck on the rope, but don't kick off the stool. Go!" The guards pulled Nick to the rope, tied his neck onto it, and left. Nick was talking to himself. "GOD FRICKING DARNNIT! ONCE I GET FREE, I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!" He screamed once he stopped talking to himself.
"10 seconds until the hanging is starting." The Pope said. Once the seconds were over, the Pope walked over to Nick, put his face up against Nick's head and said, "Should'nt've destroyed the Earth, eh?" The Pope almost kicked the stool when Nick chomped the Pope's cheek off and spit it into the crowd. Nick Darkerated (an evil form of Volting where the Darkerater turns into dust and flies around) off the rope, aimed at the Pope, and said, "DIE YOU MOTHERFRICKER! KILL!" A green orb hit the Pope and he died. Nick landed in front of the podium and aimed his wand in the air. "TAKE THIS GOD! TELEPORTUS HELLICUS!" Angel stood up when the whole area turned into a big orb. The orb landed in a fiery place with zombie-like creatures roaming the streets.
The Devil and God
The zombies were groaning and walking past the hanging area and people that just popped up. "Welcome to Hell! Where you all should be, for TREATING ME LIKE CRAP!" Nick said. "Now I will get out of here, and leave you all to the Devil." Nick situated himself and was ready for Volting. But a wizard cast a freezing spell on Nick. He stopped. The wizard walked up to the podium. "Who wants to go back to the place we belong? Up there!" The old wizard said. "Now. I believed that we were going somewhere?" Nick broke out of his ice-cage and chucked the old wizard out onto the streets of Hell. Once the zombies saw him, they ran to him to his and started eating him. The zombies were acting like chainsaws; whenever one of them bit down, a burst of blood flew out of him. Once the guy was fully gone, the zombies went on with their buisness. "OMG! Everyone run!" Angel yelled. Everyone ran along the streets, shooting Kill Curses at zombies who noticed them. Nick jumped down off the podium and grabbed Angel. "You ain't going knowhere, traitor!" Nick said.
"Try me!"
"Oh I will! You're dead, you hear me? DEAD!"
"Bloody..."
"KILL!"
A green orb flew at Angel, but she repelled. "Stop it! I was scared of you, okay? I saw what you did! I was scared!" Angel said.
"Go to hell!"
"I'm already in it."
"Speskinsi Trepaton--"
"Speckles Trepeskiepse Killus Maximaus!"
A green and purple orb flew at Nick, but he dodged it. "Stop it!" Nick said. "Only if you do!" Angel replied. Nick kept throwing Kill Orbs at Angel, but she kept reflecting them. "I think that you would report me to the High Lord if you saw what you did!" Angel said.
"The High Lord is bullcrap!" Nick said.
"I think not so." Said a mighty voice.
God came floating down. "How did you get in here?" Angel asked, supprised. "I may hate the Underworld, but if my citizens are in trouble, I will save them from anywhere. But if--" God said, but Nick interupted:
"Kill!" God dodged it and said,
"Nice try, Nick. I remeber the Devil giving you that wand. I had my Seekers watch you from a far distance. That person in the black cloak that was staring at you, that was my Seeker. Hmm, you neverr noticed..."
"Shut up!" Said and evil voice. The Devil came down from his tower, and he had a big fire staff. "Brother, what are you doing here?" The Devil asked Nick. "Satan, I have brought you God, and the chick that became a Protector. Not Lynn, but Angel Wicker." Nick said.
"The destruction of Earth sent many souls into my home. Good job, brother."
"Yes, big bro. Mr. Big Brada. The big ma--"
"SILENCE!"
Nick stopped speaking immediately. "Now! Get the hell out of Hell, God! Or. You. Die." Satan said.
"I think not that I am the one that I am the one to die." God said.
"And what does that--"
"Bye, bye. Satiorn Yertupeski. You know guys, that's his real name..."
Satan burst forward and smacked God with his sword. God merely chuckled. "You think you can hurt me? Come on, citizens of Heaven, let's go back home." God said. God slapped Satan and Satan flew back, and then Satan ran off to his tower. "Hold me wherever you please. All citizens of Heaven that don't travel back with me, listen closely, my Seekers will meet you in the Molten Islands. Transfix your feet to be fast and quick. If you're too slow, Satan might catch up to you..." God added. Angel felt like staying there. God picked up Nick by the shirt and held Nick up to God's face. "My Trackers will find you. Go. Run! I will give you 'till the count of 180 to get to Satan, so he can defend you." God said. "I need not protection, God! And 180 seconds is only 3 minutes." Nick said.
"Exactly. One Heaven, two Heaven, three Heav--"
"Bye, old man!"
"See you-- ten Heaven."
Nick bolted off to Satan's Tower, and God merely chuckled, again. "He won't last 5 minutes with my Trackers after him..." God said, and then he laughed a bit harder. "Angel, I suspect you want to stay to protect the others. They are already Volting to the Molten Islands. I told them to transfix their feet... Once they Volt to the islands, they'll get stuck in the lava. Hurry up!" God said to Angel. Angel aimed at her feet and said, "Fast Shoes!" Her feet suddenly felt like fire had been lit in them; she felt like she needed to run to extinguish the fire. "Bye, God!" Angel said. She started to run very quickly. The Molten Islands weren't far away; just over the ridge were 3 islands made of floating lava. Angel walked along the edge of the island where everyone was grouped; they couldn't get out because they were sinking in the lava.
"Oh... Blah, blah, blah. Levitate..." She said boredly. Everyone on the island was lifted, and Angel said, "Fast Shoes!" They made a jerk that looked like they wanted to extinguish the fire that had been figuratively lit in their shoes. Angel let them fall, about fifty feet in the air, and they landed on the lava, and started running the edges of it. Angel stood and chuckled; one fell over and their feet were still running, but they weren't moving. A bright light erupted from the hellish clouds above, and a guy in a pure black everything landed on the lava.
Not sinking, the guy walked around and started to tell everyone to huddle around the middle; it's what Angel though anyway, for they were all walking to join the circle that was showing up. He walked over to Angel, and said with a very deep voice, "Angel Wicker... I see that you ended up in the opposite of the place you deserve to be." Angel giggled; she liked his deep voice. "Hi." Angel said sheepishly.
"Ummm. Hi?"
"Oh, sorry. Yes, I am Angel Wicker. And I think that we need to go before the Kill Demons come."
"How do you know what those are?"
"There are demons running to us and their armor on the side says 'Kill Demon Control Team'."
"Oh. Wait? WHAT?"
There were about twenty demons running towards Angel and, as Angel thinks, 'the hot guy with a deep voice.' "Hey, just asking, but what's your name?" Angel asked as they were running to the circle. He looked at her, and said, "Cuff." Angel felt as though a lightbulb had been lit. "Oh... No... Cuff? Bloody hell! Come on Lord Riddle. You have died like 20 times by now!"
"Lord Riddle? Heheheh. Preposterous! I cannot be Lord Riddle if I am a Seeker from Heaven!"
"Hmmm. Well 'Cuff' was Lord Riddle's cover-up name from last year... I think that you'r--"
Cuff said in a very low whisper, "I am being protected from God. You know how you-- Nick killed me? I wasn't really dead. Well. I was, but... You know how your guardian angel told you that the three Protectors were evil? Well, yeah. I wasn't evil. Nick, Lynn, and James were though. You... sort of were. Ever since you joined the Protectors, it broke the Code. The Code Of All Things. COAT. Because the Protectors were called the 'three Proctectors', you joined, that is four. So it broke the COAT. That's why Nick turned all bad-fricker on the world. Mr. COAT, some god by the name of Zeus, got really angry. Again, he possessed Nick, caused him to kill me because he thought I was the cause of you being the fourth Protector. But when--"
"YOU CAUSED THE EARTH TO EXPLODE?!"
"No. Zeus did... But when he saw you enter the OTCTDOE (Orb That Caused The Destruction Of Earth), Nick realised what he was doing, and he kicked Zeus out of his body. He wanted to be with you. But, Zeus made you die..."
"Umm, dude?"
They were in the middle of the group, and it seemed that everyone hear what Cuff said. "Frick..." Cuff said. "Okay, Angel, just call me Amp. Cool name, huh? Oh, yeah, the others. Memoros de Cuff." Amp said. And everyone looked at Amp like they didn't know who he was. "Hello, everyone. Welcome to Hell. I am Amp. Now let's get out of here!" Amp said. Amp put a big staff in the middle of the group and did nothing but attempt to Volt, when a demon grabbed Amp's arms and threw him to the ground. Amp pulled out his wand, aimed at the demons, and said, "Fieros Maxima!" A burst of flame ejected out of Amp's wand and hit every demon, bursting them in flames. He was so unaware of the lava burning his clothes, the back of his shirt was burst through before he got up. The demons stopped being on fire because they were fire-proof. "OMG!" Amp said. He slammed the staff in the middle of the group, everyone grabbed it, and he Volted along with everyone touching the staff.
The Acomplished Task
When Amp, Angel, and the others arrived at the Reconstruction Zone of Earth, Angel saw that Earth was about completed. Gerry, her boss, was walking around the area yelling, "COME ON! WE'RE ALMOST DONE! Mackelmore, go and arange a town gathering, we need to have people watch the Acomplishing!" A guy ran off. "Angel! You're back! After a week! Bloody hell, where were you?" Gerry said.
"Bloody Hell." Angel said simply.
"Huh?"
"We were in Hell, sir. Nick Oak has turned rogue and is rounding up followers to take out Heaven right now!" Amp said. Almost everyone stopped working to look curiously at Amp, who seemed like nothing was different. "What?" He asked. "What do you mean 'Nick Oak is rounding up followers to take out Heaven'?" Angel asked.
"Exactly... Oh! You mean... I don't know, I just have these flashes every now and then when something bad is happening. I've been having them ever since I saw you, Angel."
"Huh?"
"Yeah, I got a vision before you hurled Nick out of his Aura."
"You... You knew you were gonna die?"
"Yep, and I was proud of it. I knew God would accept me into Heaven, for I was innocent. I thought abou--"
A big explosion sounded, and a big hole appeared in the ground and started sucking things in. Angel Darkerated forward, but she didn't know she was Darkerating. Amp saw her and said, "WHAT THE HELL, ANGEL?" Angel realized what she was doing and stopped, she almost flew into the hole when a big semi flew into the hole and stopped the suction. A few seconds later, the semi was spit out and the suction stopped. Then... Over 8 million demons and Nick flew out of the hole; the hole stretched and stretched until it stopped.
Then, out of knowhere, a big fire orb appeared and out came Satan. He had his big sword of fire and a shield that looked as though a little kid made it; it had pictures of fires and stick people. Satan banged the ground with his sword and rushed forward, hitting wizards and mages all around. Amp turned around and said, "Angel... Look!"
Angel turned around and saw that the Earth (they fixed it into two halves and were about to put it together) was melding together. A big explosion sounded, that meant that the Earth was perfect again. "GOOOOOO!!!" Amp screamed. He grabbed Angel and they Volted to the Earth. Before they left, though, Angel saw Gerry looking at the Earth and he said, "The Acomplished Task..." before being smashed with Satan's sword.
New Colony of Earth
Angel and Amp were suprised to find over 500 wizards and mages already on Earth. They were setting up camps and a few were setting up houses. A wizard in black clothes walked up onto the biggest hill and announced, "I am one of the greatest wizards of all time. My name is Ashtornen Crepskini. But all who are worthy enough can call me Ash. Those people worthy enough are: Angel Wicker, Tyson Riddle,--" (Amp blushed) "--Bolterush Riddle, Keith Wicker, and Jacob Milicoster."
"WHAT?" Angel yelled. Ash looked at her and said, "Yes?"
"Keith Wicker?"
"Yes, your brother. He has the same last name as you, Mivian De Movan Vontez, but he changed his last name to yours, because he loves you so much."
"Well, where is he?"
"About to Volt, I guess. I presume that he is fighting Satan by now."
"I never knew I had a brother," she whispered to Amp. "I never knew either, Mivian." He said mockingly.
"Shutup about my last name! I don't like it! It's French. I'm French, my mother is. I hate it! France is bullcrap!"
"Well, okay. I guess you want to meet your brother now, eh?"
Amp pointed to someone with a blue t-shirt and khakis and white Adidas on. The guy saw Angel and Volted to her. Angel didn't expect it, and she screamed when he appeared in front of her. "YO, YO! Stop screaming! I know I'm suprising, but WOW! You becoming a Protector? I heard everything."
"But isn't it wierd that I have family?" Amp interupted. "Yeah... Who is he?"
"Bolterush Riddle, that Ash guy didn't say it, but my sis is the best in the world..."
"Yeah, bu--"
A woman Volted in front of them, and she hugged Amp very hard. "Ohhhh! Hey brother! How's life in Heaven?" The girl said.
"Who the hell are you?" Amp asked.
"Well, I'm your sister. Terra!"
"I don't have a sister named Terra."
"Well, you have to notice who I am?"
"Bolterush?"
"Shutup! I changed my name to Terra! Why does everybody call me that anymore?"
"I never knew I had a sister!"
"Well, you do. Mom, she had... A kid with another man. 'Tis why Dad killed her! He got really mad, and he accidently conjured a murder spell on her!"
"Well, Hell..."
"Yeah. Finally, I get to be with you!"
"And who's Jacob Milicoster?" Angel asked.
"Oh, he's my friend, over there. I think he likes you, Angel." Terra said. A boy with brilliant blonde hair and a 5 'O Clock mustache and beard, was staring at Angel. Angel's mouth dropped open; there was a slight breeze and his hair was flowing in the wind. He Volted in front of Angel, she screamed, but he held his hand up to her mouth. "Shhh. Shhh. It's okay, girl. I'm Jacob Milicoster. But you can call me Jack." Jack said, and Amp said,
"Okay, Jac--"
"You are not allowed to say 'Jack'! Curse you! You aren't worthy enough to speak the name!"
"CHOKE!"
Jack started to choke, and Angel stopped Amp from killing Jack. Jack fell over, but got up again, and said, "Thanks, Angel. I would've neve--"
"Kill!" Angel said. Jack flipped over, and died. "Seems nobody noticed." Terra said. "Okay, let's just go!" Angel said hastily, as Ash started to question people to where Jake was located. They walked off hurriedly, and then Terra and Keith walked off to get some food. "I think they're love-birds." Angel said, looking at them walking off. "Don't say that, it's my sister--"
"And my brother."
"Dating."
"Together.
"Yep. They surely are..."
"What makes you say that?"
"Keith just bought some cotton candy and is sharing it with Terra."
"Oooooh! They are BF and GF!"
"LOOK!"
A big meteorite came flying out of Heaven, and it was heading for Keith and Terra. "KEITH--" Angel screamed.
"TERRA!" Amp screamed. The meteor smashed in he ground, crushing Terra and Keith. "NO!!!" Angel screamed, levitating the meteor up and chucking it back up into Heaven. Amp thought Angel went crazy; she Volted to Terra and Keith and Angel was attempting to revive them with dirt. "COME ON! FRICKIN' DIRT, HEAL!!!" Angel yelled. After noticing it wouldn't work, Angel screamed at the top of her lungs. She then Volted back to Amp, and hugged him. "Why?" She asked, but she knew she wasn't going to get an answer. 3 meteors came flying down, and they were going slower as they got closer to the ground. They weren't meteors, they were Auras. Nick flew to the ground, and so did other people... Who looked dangerously familiar... "Hello Angel," One person said.
"And Lord Riddle." The other person said.
"I am James,"
"And Lynn."
Angel and Amp's mouths dropped open. Lynn and James were the other two Protectors, and they said what they did very close to simultaneously. "Yep. We came from Hell. Angel, you just weren't bad enough to join us... Join us, and kill the other misfits." Lynn said, looking at Amp. Amp looked baffled, and then he drew his wand. Lynn simply waved her hand to the right and Amp's wand flew away. "Holy..." Amp said, watching his wand clatter on the concrete. "We don't need wands,"
"And we don't need magic,"
"To kill everyone on the planet,"
"Guys..."
Lynn and James said, one after another. "You guys... Have changed?" Angel asked.
"Yes we have,"
"We have gotten stronger,"
"Smarter,"
"Better."
Amp looked baffled. Angel immedietely pulled out her wand, aimed at them and said, "Explosion Maxima!" A huge bomb went off, and James, Lynn, and Nick flew away. Nick Darkerated up and around the Empire State Building that the wizards were building up. Lynn Protated somewhere, and James started hurling Kill Curses at mages and wizards. Nick flew back to the ground and started dueling with Amp. Like last time, Nick's eyes were black and Nick was acting crazily. "Bloody hell! He's gonna blow up the Earth again! Angel, get everyone back t--" Amp said, the dueling orb touched Amp, and then he flew back. A super-nuke went off, and the Earth blew apart, sending everyone flying off into space. After Earth blew apart the second time, Angel said, "I guess we could just colonate another planet?" Amp Volted to her, and nodded. "I guess God will just make another Adam and Eve, and we'll all have to just bide our time to wait for the right time to colonate the planet." Amp said.
The New Civilization
All of a sudden, Angel felt a gravitational pull, and she found herself and the others floating towards a big metal planet. The planet opened up, sending many alien ships out of the planet. One of the bigger ships went and picked up Angel, and she saw the last look of worry on Amp's face as he was pulled into a ship. Angel looked towards the big hole in the sky that was Heaven, and she saw God and Satan fighting. Angel looked up into the ship and a a tall beast wearing golden armor with a big black D in the middle of a black circle. The beast said in a deep voice, "Welcome to a warship owned by Dushtrev Invaders. I'm Captain Sharp." Angel was sucked into the ship, and she was knocked out.
The Lie:
Dushtrev Invaders
The Captain
Angel Wicker was walking along the hallway of the Warship of Dushtrev Invaders, followed by Captain Sharp with a sword aimed at Angel's back, was walking to the prison yard. Angel stopped at the door to the yard, and Sharp walked up to the keycard slot and put his keycard in the slot, and then typed the password. He put in the correct password with a beep, and then he talked into the speaker, "WIP." The door opened and Sharp pushed Angel inside. Angel saw a door on the other side of the comlex that was open, and she broke into a run. "HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Sharp yelled. He started running too, but he was faster than Angel. But Angel was already very far ahead, and by the time she got in the door, Sharp was 5 feet away. She bashed the button with her handcuffs, breaking the device, and the door slammed shut. She heard Sharp banging on the other side. Then a big whoosh, and Sharp appeared behind Angel. Angel turned around and Sharp picked her up by the neck and said, "Run away again, and you die before I even let you try to live." He slammed Angel down on the ground, and they walked back to the prison yard. Sharp tied Angel to a rope hangin from the ceiling. Then he walked off, and Angel jut hung there, watching the other alien fugitives walk around. Then Angel felt a stick in her pocket, he forgot to take the wand. She reached down and grabbed the wand, and whispered, "Break."
The cuffs broke, and she fell to the ground. "First times a charm." She said. She Volted (teleportation method) to the other side of the yard. One of the guards saw her, and almost pressed a button to sound the alarm when someone slammed into the guard, and snapped their neck. It was Lord Riddle-- he changed his name to Cuff, but then to Amp, and he said, "How are you? It's been five years since Earth blew up. I've heard news about the human civilization. They've been enslaved by these douchebags... They have been taken to a Simulation of Ultimate Life, or SOUL. Name is pretty cool, but it's very dangerous; I was in there once, I saw a guy get eaten by a cybertiger. Anyway, lets go, the guard'll be back sometime..."
They got up and ran to the big metal door that let ships in-and-out. "Okay, we need to get into one of those ships. But which one?" Angel said. They looked to some ships, one really big with miniguns, and the other really small with an array of weapons. "Difficult to choose... The small one looks nice, HEY! Oh, lets just take the small one; the prisoners are taking the big one." Amp said.
The big ship flew up, and the door behind Angel and Amp opened. A powerful suction erupted, but Angel and Amp Volted to the small ship. The other big ship turned to the small ship, and almost blew it up when Amp put up a shield around it with his wand. The bullets from the big ship reflected off the shield and hit the big ship. The armor on the ship flew off, but the ship then flew out of the yard immediately. Angel started up the small ship and then flew out.
The SOUL
Amp was sitting in the copilot seat, and Angel in the pilot seat, when the ship 'glitched' and then teleported back into the warship's prison yard. Angel noticed what happened and she sneered. "What. The. Hell. Amp, what just happened?" Angel said.
Amp's voice was deep and comput-ery, "The Simulation is failing: Amount of subjects is overflowing. Simulation shut-down initiated, all personel in Simulation must return to Atrium in 30 minutes or di--" Amp's face started turning creepily with a super scary smile on his face, to Angel's face. Amp's face was glitching off his neck as though somebody was pulling it off, and then putting it back on simultaneously. When Amp's face was fully turned to Angel's, he screamed and then grabbed Angel and teleported away.
The way that Amp was acting wasn't human. On their way back to the portal that had opened up, Amp's eyes were wide and were staring at Angel's. "Umm. What's happening?" Angel asked. Amp's voice was deep and comput-ery, "SOUL shutdown initiated by High Lord."
"Okay..."
"SOUL shutdown will kill all who are not inside portal. Life in SOUL is perfect and daring."
"So, was this ju--"
"You are a subject out of about 7 billion humans. Arganok the High Lord is ordering a shutdown for obvious reasons. You will shutup the rest of they way, subject."
Angel just kept quiet, not wanting to make the scary version of Amp angry. Once they flew threw the portal, a big atrium-like room appeared. There were about 600,000 humans already there, being corralled by the simu-cops. And watching everyone, was a very familiar person... Simu-Amp gestured toward the dude on the throne and said, "Meet Arganok the High Lord."
And the person on the throne said in a deep voice, "Hello Angel, I think you know who I am? Hmmm, don't talk. Welcome to Dushtrev Invaders' father ship, the Nick Oak."
He just won't die...
"Where the hell is Amp?" Angel demanded. Nick replied, "To your right."
"Not the fricking simmed Amp, the other Amp!"
"An amp is a unit of electricity."
"LORD RIDDLE!"
"Oh, you mean Cuff?"
"Sure..."
"Right over there, to your left, subject number: 1, 2, 3, 4, Subject Number 7849. Just type in the number on your NPAD's Nick Search. Of course, it will cost 59 Nicks."
"What th-- I don't have currency!"
"Fine. I'll call him over."
Nick Darkerated over to Amp, picked him up, and chucked him accross the room. There were heavy cuts and bruises and great gashes along Amp's body. Nick saw that Angel noticed the wounds and said, "I've been torturing him to tell me where God and his misfits are... He didn't tell me, so I resorted to killing him. I've tried many death-spells but he just won't die... See--" Nick aimed at Amp, who was on the ground fidgeting, and Nick said, "Destructifus Maxima Destroyum." A black orb flew at Amp and hit him, but nothing happened. "See? He was supposed to explode into a huge bomb and... Blow up my whole ship, but he didn't. Now that I think about it... if that spell worked, it would blow up my ship, destroying my whole fleet and civilization. Heh, but that'll never happen.--" He made a gaze at something in the distance, and said, almost in a trance, "--Unless if you go to the right of this room, say 'Nicholas Mistrum Oak' and then go down the hall, and press the big red button. Oh! Hmm, must've been daydreaming... What're you looking at?" Angel was staring at Nick with a sneer and a questioning look. Then Sim Amp whispered, "Arganok, you did the Secret Reveal thing again. The spell is getting worse and worse, Arganok." Nick replied, gazing at the floor with a what-have-I-done look,
"DO NOT USE MY FIRST NAME! MY NAME IS THE HIGH LORD, USE MY FIRST NAME AGAIN, AND YOU DIE!"
"I'm sorry, Arganok, I just forgo--"
"Disinegratus!"
Sim Amp gasped and he flew back and disinegrated, quieting the Atrium down. "HAVE AMP, THEN! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TAKE ON THE WHOLE FRICKING ARMY THAT I'VE RECRUITED! THE LITTLE BEASTS ARE STUPID FRICKERS ANYWAY!" Nick screamed. A big muscular follower for Nick walked up and in a normal human-man voice, "What the hell did you call us?"
"What the hell do you care? You little foul beast, GET BACK TO WORK!"
But the follower just kept standing there.
"You think that just because you recruited us means that you can just boss us around? We were scared of you, you had that stick of scary killing spheres. I was terrified of you, until you gave us these frickin sweet sticks of spheres."
"Filthy little beasts, get the hell back to work, or you die!"
"No, we've been planning an uprising for a while now, for the throne. But none of us want to take the throne; we are a kind civilization. Unlike you, we have hearts, Nick fricking Douchebag."
And with that last word, all the other aliens roared and ran forward. But the one alien turned to Angel and said, "We've been waiting for you guys. The Sims, the guys like Sim Amp, are going to join Nick's side, but don't worry, we need to shut off the ship, and they die. My civilization is called the Gretton Demons. We are from Hell-- don't worry, I see that look on your face-- we are nice demons, we joined Nick's side on fear of him and Satan. We may sound like humans, but our red skin and dark-green horns show us to be demons. You get Nick, I get the button."
Angel ran forward and seized Amp's arm, and pulled him up. "Healus Maxima." She said, and Amp's body was healed of any blemishes. "Just saying, but I liked you better as Lord Riddle. 'Bout Tiger? That a cool name? I don't think that Nick could top that nam--" Angel said. Tiger's face got closer to Angel's, and Angel said, "Oh, bloody, not agai--" They started kissing.
The End of Nick, For Good This Time
Angel pushed Tiger away. "Okay, I've had 4 guys kiss me that good in my life. Lord Riddle, Cuff, Amp, and Tiger..." Angel said. "Bloody...," Tiger said, "We have to kill Nick. I've just had a psychic vision. Run behind the throne, and kill him while I duel with him." Angel Volted to behind the throne, and Nick was on top of it, hurling fireballs at the demons. Then the demons ran away, and Angel saw a glimpse of Tiger's body. Then Angel heard a big "Ah!!!" and that initiated that they were dueling. Angel aimed at Nick and whispered, "Kill..." A green orb flew at Nick-- it felt like everything was in slow motion-- and Nick turned, Angel saw the terror on his face, and he was hit by the orb. Nick flew back and tumbled down the throne steps. Angel Volted to where Nick was, and saw that Tiger was on the ground yelling. "What's wrong?" Angel asked. "No-thing, Angel, no-thing. My brother just died, and...,"
"What?"
"No-thing. It's just that: My whole life, I was in a simulation, and my own f-ing brother put me in it. Why would I be a test subject? Why would he take away Mom? Why Dad? When I was 3, he took them away, and I survived on my own. Met a few of them wrong wizards, and then next thing I know, I'm in the frickin' tundra with a big ice castle next to me, with a wand and instructions on how to be the scariest mage/wizard ever."
"It's okay."
"Easy for you to say."
"I know. What will we do now, that we know life was just a simulation?"
A big dark circle erupted in the middle of the Atrium, and Nick's body flew up slowly. The hole spoke, "Nick has been entered into Hell for his workings. Life in the real world has been wierd. Speak to God, Hell's friend, for more information." Nick's body flew down into the circle without another word. A big bright hole appeared in the ceiling and it spoke, "You all have been accepted into Heaven; you all are about to die in a few seconds, for the demon that went to press the button is about to press it. God has told me personally that life in the real world isn't suitable for living. Earth has blown up, and the Dushtrev Invaders have destroyed themselves to nothing. A message to Angel: You were safe before Lynn erupted that shield around the Paris Square, they teleported you-- he for Nick multiplied himself and figured them to look like the Protectors-- to the SOUL palace-- the Fast Diner-- and that was where everything turned fake. All your lives were a lie--" A huge explosion sounded, and everything exploded. Angel found herself floating up to the hole in the ceiling, and entered through into Heaven, where she will live forever.
Livin' in Heaven
The Heaven News paper was very informative about the ongoings of the other Heaveners, but it wasn't always true. In the Heaven News that was for today, Angel found a very... Fake article:
It would seem like the woman Angel Wicker, currently age 24 with a college degree and 7 children flourishing, would be in the Place-That-Must-Not-Be-Named. She has been a Protector most of her horocious little curious life, says Corespendent Ephelda Eiesenhower of age 1000. "I've seen her in the Place-That-Must-Not-Be-Named (PTMNBN), and she's acted like it was her home. And I bet it was, cause I swar-- I promise that I've seen her mom and dad in there, another one of the filthy husks that live down there..." Says James Life, a friend of the used-to-be-dictator of Nick Oak, who Nick had recently died of natural causes. "I don't pity her for her actions," says Lynn Shield, another friend of Nick Oak, "And I don't really think she should be able to live anymore, for what she did to us.
"Wow, she doesn't like you..." Tiger said. Angel looked up from the paper, and said, "Who the hell do I have kids with?"
"Have you ever been drunk with another drunk guy?"
"No."
"Have you ever fell asleep in a hobo's den?"
"No..."
"Have you ever--"
"I've never done it before! Just... I've never slept with anyone!"
Tiger was smirking. "What the hell is your real name anyway? It can't be 'Lord Riddle'!" Angel asked.
"It's... Justin Timberlake..."
"Bullcrap!"
"Fine it's not Justin Timberlake, but it is Justin. Justin Lordavem Riddleum. Justin. There, I had to at least break it out to someone sometime," Justin said, and then he mumbled, "Without killing them in the process..."
"Oh, stop! And don't kill me! I swar-- sorry Watcher--" (the guard that protects every home in Heaven from theivery) "--I promise that I won't tell anyone about your name, unless you want me to, which... Is a possibility."
"What makes you say that?" A deep voice said, and then they burped loudly ("Sorry," he said.). "Oh, Watcher, you were listening in?" Angel asked.
"Precisely, give me an accusation, I promise I won't retort!"
"Well, being our Watcher, our paid Watcher, I don't expect you to be listening in on our conversations."
"Sorry, but I must retort. I stand here, day by day, and I do nothing exciting, bro! There are occasional rat group that scurries by, but I can't murder them beacuse they're not going into your house!"
"Kill 'em then. Make sure that a Grand Watcher doesn't see you in the act--"
"Oh please, there hasn't been a Grand Watcher in 7 trillion years! The jobs bullcrap, and even more boring then my jo--"
"HECTOR! YOU WANT A PROMOTION?" Someone yelled. Angel looked over to see God floating above the throne where the Grand Watcher watches its town. "Sure?" Hector, the Watcher, said.
"Good. You're the Grand Watcher then, have fun! Oh, and I've lifted almost all of the restrictions for the Grand's job, and just have fun. You're getting a raise, too. Your pay used to be 15 US Dollars an hour, now, as Grand Watcher, your raise is going to be $1000 now!"
"Umm, I can only give him a promotion, Sir. Well, I can only allow him to take the job, if I want him to. And, you can Watcher. I'll need a new one, then." Angel said. God nodded and waved his hand to his right. Hector was given the Golden Clothing of Wealthiness; a gold t-shirt that had the words Grand Watcher in big black letters on the front, and golden pants that fit perfectly on Hector, and golden sleeves and golden everything. He had golden gloves, shoes, socks, and a face-mask that cover half his face; the face-mask hung from under his nose to under his chin, he also had a hat that had the same words on it as the shirt, and golden sunglasses. "Hel-- heck yeah!" Hector said, "My new name is Glen; the new abreviation of golden!"
"Well okay, Glen. Just float up to the throne with your new golden wings and sit yourself down and watch the town!" God said. Glen then turned to Angel and said, "I'll get you someone to watch over your house, for you." Angel replied,
"Oh, don't worry. I'll just put a complicated system of enchantments and spells for a shield around the house when I'm out, and no shield when I'm at home."
Glen then just smiled fakely, and floated up to the throne. When he spoke, his voice was magnified very loudly, "I am Glen, the new Grand Watcher--" he just noticed his voice volume changed "--Dang! I'm loud, let's see what happens when I whisper!" Glen started whispering and it sounded like his normal quiet voice. They could barely hear him, but Angel caught words like, "...Yo! I'-- Terrance-- Killum Spellicus!-- Oh, I killed my pet dog!-- Oh my gosh!"
"You killed your pet dog?" God said.
"Sure!" Glen said, his voice booming again.
"You guys here what he said?"
A whole group of people formed while Glen was announcing, and they all shook their heads. "Okay, well he said: 'I don't know if you guys can hear me, but yo! I'm Glen, the new Grand Watcher. Oh, dog, get off me! Killum Spellicus! Oh, I killed my pet dog! I'm so sorry, God! Om my gosh!'"
A bunch of other people came strolling into town, and Glen noticed them and said, "Hello, bunches of immigrants! Welcome to small town of Little Brokensburg! I am the Grand Watcher, and as you see, I have the Golden Colthing of Richness--"
"Wealthiness, you greedy G-Watcher..." A tiny person that somehow got up to the throne. "Excuse me?" Glen said, very loudly.
"Shutup! I've already had a bad life in my other fricking village. Bloody hell, I never thought Little Bricksborn was so horrible at manners, ugh!"
"Yo, watch yo mouth in front of the High Lord."
"Glen the Grand Watcher, I am not called the 'High Lord', after what Nick the Hick was called: 'High Lord', what a troublesome name..." God said.
"Oh my god! It's actually the High Lord! I never thought that the High Lord lived in Little Boredstown! Jesus, I never thought that the High Lord would wear those kind of hellish clothing pieces, after I thought that Satan and Jesus were pure bred enemies. Not saying that you aren't pure bred, my High Lord."
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SON OF A SCUM! WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN HEAVEN AFTER WHAT YOU JUST SAID?! I AM TAKING YOU TO THE FOBIDDEN SIDE, HELL! THERE I SAID IT, HELL! I SWARE, SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD JUST MURDER EVERYONE IN SIGHT, HEY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. SPECIALIS KILLUMIS MAXIM--"
Glen grabbed God and motioned for the other Watchers and passing-by Dark Snatchers to help. "Why are there Dark Snatchers in Little Muffinburg?" The tiny man said. "Oh, my name is Hugton Fillishbrutonian. I tried moving here to Big Harrison Ford Village when some Dark Snatcher decided to try and capture me! Bloody frickin' hell, was that a fight! Oh... That's why Dark Snatchers are in Acute Respestry! Bye!" Hugton started to Darkerate when Angel did the same and knocked him out of his Aura. "What was that for?" Hugton asked. "I don't want any more time of my life in Little Bagstram!"
Angel said through clenched teeth, "Stop getting the name wrong!"
"Oh yeah, and what are ya gonna do 'bout it, old chick?"
Angel pulled out her wand, ran up to Hugton, and put the tip of the wand on Hugton's throat. "Say that again! Give me a reason to choke you!"
"Fine, I'll say it again, 'oh yeah, and what are ya gonna do 'bout it, old chick?'"
"And yet the
gives me a reason... Choke!"
Hugton grabbed his throat, but Angel pushed his hands away with her wand. God pulled Angel's wand toward him, and put it in his cloak. "You will get it back in the time of need." God simply said. "But, but... I have to take those practices with Tiger!" Angel said.
"Umm, I prefer Mark no--" Mark (Lord Riddle) said.
"Shut it, fo!" Angel retorted.
"And Mark, are you teaching her sometime about something?" God said.
"Yeah, our first lesson is on the twenty-fourth of the month," Mark said.
"Good, good. And what will you be teaching Angel?" God asked.
"I will be teaching her magic control and power. She will be able to Volt without having to do the movements, other then thinking about the place she wants to go, anyway. But, Angel, I guess you can't practice now..."
"Oh no, you can have your wand back."
"Take this paper that will tell you all the things that I will be teaching you, before our actual practice."
Mark handed Angel a large piece of paper, and she just nodded and Volted to her house.
How to be a Great Wizard:
Steps 1-120 Million
Angel took the paper and at the top is said, How to be a Great Wizard: Steps 1-120 Million. Angel then scowled and looked at the steps:
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Step 1: To Volt/Darkerate/Protate without doing the movements, you have to think of the place you want to go, and think the words "I want to go there." You should teleport there imediately.
Step 2: To become a spell master, you have to memorize all spells in the spellbook (Official Book of Spells), and then create at least one spell of your own in the Spell-Maker's Column on the last page of the Offical Book of Spells.
Step 3: Don't read everything on this paper, only read the Steps 1-5.
Step 4: To duel with ease, you have to start a duel with someone, and then you have to let the opponent think that they're winning, until you put on your full power, and they won't realize that they have just lost.
Step 5: Being the greatest wizard takes strength, courage, and inteligence. Read more books, study harder, duel more, practice spells more, and pump your guns in the gymnasium.
Step 6: Stop here.
Step 7: I said stop!
(STOP! IT JUST KEEPS GOING ON AND ON, FOREVER)
Step 8: Stop reading the fricking magical paper that keeps going on and on, FOREVER.
Step 9: Now sto--
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Angel stopped reading there; the paper just ended there, but there was a little loading "icon" at the bottom. The page got bigger right when the little loading icon dissapeared. Now the paper was longer then a bus, a very long bus. Angel put the paper on fire, and chucked it out of her house. Angel didn't notcie, but the paper hit an orphange, and set it on fire; the orphanage landed on a humane shelter, and the humane shelter hit a hospital, all bursting into flames. Angel heard screams of terror, though. She ran outside and saw the orphanage on fire and had fallen over, and the hospital on fire, also fallen over, and the humane shelter on fire, but not fallen over. "Extinguish Maxima!" Angel said, realizing what she had done. A huge burst of extinguisher foam burst out of Angel's wand, and splashed into the buildings, imediately putting out the fires. Mark appeared right by Angel, and then said, "Why did you put that paper on fire?"
"How do you know that it was the paper that was on fire?" Angel asked.
"Because, only that fricking paper could've caused that much fire-damage."
"Well, the paper was longer then a very long bus, and the steps from 6 and up were only saying 'Stop reading!' and crap like that! Not like I would keep it, don't you think."
"Well, yeah, but that was some pretty powerful magic, the paper. I had to enchant it many fricking times! Yet some people, not mentioning names, don't care about wonderful magic."
"I read the paper."
"Yeah?"
"Lets duel."
"Wait, what?
"Wandevucus Reflectoum!"
Mark barely had time to say a spell when they started dueling. The duel orb in the middle of the dueling rods (the lightning-like fuses that come out of the wand in a duel) was on its way for Mark's wand. Angel remembered what the paper said, and let go of the power a bit. The duel orb quickly bounced back to her, and Angel looked at the expression on Mark's face. He had glee. Then when the duel orb was just a few inches from her wand, she put on full power, and the orb flew at Mark, who had a sneer on his face when Angel put on full power. When the orb hit Mark, his wand flew out of his hands and was caught by Angel, who was none other then pleased with herself. "Bloody hell, give me back my wand!" Mark said angrily. "Wand!" Mark's wand flew back to him and he Volted away without another word. "Wow, Earth blew up like 3 years ago and he's still mad..." Angel said. Mark Volted back to her position and asked, "And you aren't?"
"Well, not really. I mean that was 2 years ago..."
"3 years ago!"
"So what? I just can't get all bent over just because Earth blew up 3 fricking years ago."
"OMG-- Sorry God-- I don't think that you need to think that you don't care about the planet!"
"I sware-- Sorry God-- I promise that you need to do something else then worry about the fricking Earth that will NEVER come back!"
Mark Volted away. Then a big hole in the ground opened up, and Mark floated through it. His eyes were black. Then he said in a deep menacing voice, "You have sinned against I, Lord Riddle, and you will pay for the sins you have beaded against me." He chucked a fireball at Angel, and they started to duel. Lord Riddle started to difficultly throw more fireballs at Angel, but she kept blocking them. "WHY? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?" Angel screamed.
"I, AM LORD RIDDLE! I NEVER FORGIVE AND FORGET. CRAP IS BAD! YOU WILL DIE, ANGEL!" Lord Riddle said. He chucked a Kill Curse at Angel, but she blocked it. And at the block, Lord Riddle sneered and said, "You can't block a Kill Curse! You just can't! So stop blocking them; it's considered cheating in my book, The Rules and Wonders of Magical Dueling. But I guess no one ever reads my books; they're just too busy cowering under my might!" Angel chucked the duel orb into the air, and then Lord Riddle started to rise up, with his arms in the arm-span position. Slowly, he stopped about 4 feet from the ground, and then the world around them dissapeared.
The Earth Reconstructed for the Last Time
Lord Riddle and Angel appeared on a small mountain, laying beside it is a small cottage with 3 children and a woman outside attending to a garden. The smallest child said something and pointed to Angel and Lord Riddle, then the older woman beckoned her children to go inside the house. Realizing that Lord Riddle was there, Angel Volted to the garden to avoid him. Lord Riddle was on the ground, holding his leg; he must've landed on a thorn bush. Angel took this delay from Lord Riddle to have a chance to put up a shield around the cottage. She aimed her wand in the air, and then said, "Protecum Cottago, Repello Allicus, Reflecto deus Spellicus Maxima, Trepskinsi Maxima." A small bubble appeared around the cottage house; they were safe from any type of danger. The mom of the children ran oustide and pushed Angel over. "Who are you and what do you want with our cottage?!" The mom said. "I am Angel Wicker, and I am here--" Angel said, but was cut off by the mom.
"Oh, Angel Wicker, the famous actor? Hmm, can I have your autograph?"
Angel thought, this woman must be a non-magic folk, I'll just go along with what she is saying...
"Yep, the famous actor, but, just a thought, but, what films have I stared in?"
"Oh, you haven't stared in any! You were part of SOUL! That mage stuff you do, pretty flipping cool!"
Lord Riddle had been attempting to blow up the shield this whole time. The mom looked outside and then said, "Why is that guy trying to..." Angel replied, "Look, get inside the house, group your children up, and then meet me back out here. With the children." The mom came back out with her 3 children, and then she came back to Angel. Angel bent down to the smaller one, and said, "Okay, this might feel a little wierd, but don't worrry: You will be okay--" (Angel turned to the others) "--Now, hold some part of my body, and then feel the magic!" Once everyone held on; smallest on right leg; medium on left leg; and oldest child on her left arm; and the mom on Angel's right shoulder. Angel turned her head to whisper to the mom, "Look, I know it may sound wierd, but we're going to be teleporting. Very far away from here... Where is it you would like to go, very far away from here?"
"Lets go to my husband's work. It's 700 miles away." The mom said.
"Dang, how does he get there?"
"By teleporting."
"Wha--"
"Look, you and Mr. Riddle over there ain't the only magical folk around here. Me and my husband are magic, but my children are gonna be able to do magic when they're over 21. So, yeah."
"Okay."
Angel thought of the work place, but the mom said, "Look, I'll do it, okay?" Angel replied, "Okay, hey, I never caught your name."
"It's Lynn, Lynn Shield."
"Excuse me?"
"Yeah, Nick used my body as a fake. I've never done anything to you."
"Okay, lets go."
Lynn Volted to the workplace where her husband works.
Angel never thought she would actually meet a Defender, but she did meet Lynn. "It turns out that Protectors are the bad remnants of the Defenders. I, James, and you are the last of the Defenders. Lord Riddle was a Protector. Now, since you have never Defendated, I think that you need to try it out." Lynn said. They were located in the bathroom in the Meslato Co. place where Lynn's husband, James, works on poltergeists. Angel sneered slightly and asked, "What if Defenating anyway?"
"Same thing as Volting, Darkerating, and Protating. Now, same crap as the other teleportation methods, but you need to turn on the Defender in your brain; it's actually a part of your brain, a lobe that has been atatched by the Ancients on certain humans so they can do magic. Now, concentrate. Clear you mind of any clutter. Then think the words: 'Defendate deus Masteromilpima Kasetrelpomia.' Or if you want to translate for your brain, think the words, 'Turn on my power the Ancients belayeth me.""
Angel thought those words very hard, and she felt as though a baseball bat smashed the back of her head. She fell over and fell unconcious.
Angel woke up many seconds later by Lynn shaking her. "It's worked. You feel anything, like, power?" Lynn said. Angel nodded. "Now, Defendate!" Lynn said, and Angel thought of the other side of the bathroom, and she dissapeared into a golden orb. The Aura for Defendating was magnificent: there was a golden tinge to it that made it feel like a rich guy made the Aura, and instead of powerful suction, there was a nice, smooth sliding feeling while she was spinning. She appeared a trillionth of a second later to find herself about ten feet away from Lynn, who was smiling. Then Lynn said, "Smooth, eh? I love Defendating just for fun. James could do it, but he just likes to Volt instead of Defendate. Poor guy, not using his powers the Ancients gave him. But of course, the Ancients could care less about everything; they plotted to destroy everything because the Ancient King, Magnarok, hated what his ancestors did. But, of course, the Ancient Citizens did a revoloution, and then Zeus was elected. But, then Zeus decided that he had to much to control, so he made Jesus, who made God. So... Yeah... Pretty crazy."
"You talk... Too much." Angel said.
"So?"
"It's annoying."
So Lynn shut-up for the rest of the time that they were visiting James. James was black haired and was very intelligent about magic. "So, Angel, you've learned the basics of teleportation using advanced methods like Protation and Defendation? Pretty amazing. Now, can I get back to work, please? But, anymore questions?" James said, in a fast tone. Angel thought of a question and asked, "How do we defeat a crazed lord?"
"First, you have to weaken their defenses. Then duel with methods that the Ancients used. Lastly, murder them, if you want them dead."
"Okay... 'Nother question: How do I become one of the greatest wizards ever?"
"Angel, you are one of the greatest wizards ever born or made. First of all, you defeated Nick Oak, the cause of trillions of deaths and sacrifices with the Simulation of Ultimate Life simulation, and also, he had the Maxima Oak wand. No one could defeat someone with that wand to live to tell about it; even if you did defeat him, the wand would've exploded the whole galaxy. That's why millions of galaxies are dissapearing off the radar because every system in the universe has some kind of magical secretism. But then again, you didn't take the Maxima Oak wand, which was pretty stupid because IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL WAND IN THE UNIVERSE! The whole universe, not just this galaxy, but the whole universe."
"Then how did Nick get his grimy hands on it?"
"The wand has been passed down generations!"
"So, if I obtain the Maxima wand--"
"You can defeat Lord Riddle."
"Okay, one of the last questions is: How is there an Earth?"
"You were in SOUL! Everything that happened at the moment the fake Lynn Shield put around the shield around the Paris Square didn't happen in the real world."
"That's gonna take some getting used to."
"Exactly. Any more questions?"
"How do I obtain the Maxima Oak wand?"
"Go back to the wreckage of the ship and find it. But hurry, Nick is starting to regenerate and is already at 50%."
"Ni-- Nick can regenerate?"
"Yeah, his family is never meant to die! It takes at least about half a year to do it, and tommorow is the anniversery of the day you 'killed' him."
"So?"
"That marks a FULL FRICKING YEAR!"
Angel sneered and said, "Why is he regenerating then?" James replied, "YOU ASK TO MANY QUESTIONS! Ugh, one of the demons that were on that ship killed Nick with the Maxima Oak wand. But then the demon died of starvation."
"Okay, let's go, Lynn."
Lynn took Angel's shoulder and James said as they were Defendating, "It takes only a minute to regenerate 50% for him!"
Nick still lives
Angel and Lynn appeared instantly above Nick, and they landed on him. Angel got up and imediately looked around for the wand, trying to summon the wand ("Maxima Oak wand," and "Oakus Maximus Wandicus," or "...The Wand that Nick Oak killed many people with."). Lynn just kept kicking Nick in the head, apparently attempting to slow the regeneration process. Angel kept looking around, trying to look for the golden glow that the wand emitted. Then Lynn said, "Umm, Angel?" Angel looked over to Lynn and saw that Nick was getting up. "Ugh, fricking demon! Hey, Angel! I see that Lord Riddle has attempted to get his vengence." Nick said. Angel then located the wand, right behind where Nick was standing. One little milimeter and Nick would fall onto the wand. Angel whispered, "Distractus." A loud sound appeared in the hallway, and Nick blindly went to see what is was. Angel dashed forward and grabbed the Maxima Oak wand. But then a hand closed on the wand and the hand started to yank on the wand, sending the wand into the other hand. Nick pulled away the wand. "Hehehe, using a Distracting Curse to lure me away from the wand. Pathetic." Nick said. But Angel said, "MAXIMA WAND!" The Maxima Oak wand flew out of Nick's hands into Angel's. Then Angel threw her origional wand at Nick, who grabbed it lazily. "Bloody..." Nick said.
Angel thrust her hand up with the wand and said, "We duel, or I kill you before you get a chance to block."
"Guess we'll have to-- Killus Maxima!"
Angel and Nick started dueling.
About two minutes later, the duel ended, and Angel had won, while Nick was lying dead on the ground. "Well, we'd better thrust him off into space so he can die many times in space with the lack of oxygen." Angel said. She raised Nick up with her wand and chucked him out a window over the big throne. "You know, I like how people evade death for so long, but Nick will die in space repeatedly for eternity." Lynn said. Angel just had a striking vision that took her to the eyes of a slithering creep.
She was slithering on the ground, she only saw infrared light but she still saw clearly. The snake was slithering to it's prey, a field mouse, but then a human appeared in front of Snake Angel. Snake Angel rattled her tail and slowly rose up, and struck the farmer in the heart. Snake Angel kept striking, and striking, and striking, until a familiar face popped up in front of Snake Angel's. The face said, "The magical properties in this snake are high; I must create one. Now! Before Angel kills me!" The face's voice was hoarse and cracky. Then right as Snake Angel saw a bright blue light appear in front of her face, Angel only realized that the familiar face was Nick's.
Angel went back into reality. Lynn was wide eyed and staring at Angel's face. "What the hell happened?" Angel asked. Lynn shook her head and said, "Well, I was fixing the window when you started hissing and slithering across the ground like a snake. And I looked into your eyes and they were like a snake's, so I just stood by and watched what you would do. What happened?"
"Well, I was a snake in a field that was just planted, chasing a field mouse. And then a farmer appeared and tried to smash me, but I, Snake Angel, rose up and rattled my tail, and then I killed the farmer. Then Nick's face popped up in front of mine, and he said something like 'The magical properties in this snake are high; I must create one. Now! Before Angel kills me!' But I don't know what that means! What does he mean 'create one'? I don't get it."
Lynn snapped her fingers and said, "A Scarrimax!" Angel thought for a few seconds, and the asked, "What's that?"
"Well, it's an Immortality Holder! It holds one's piece of a thing's soul so they don't die when they are actually meant to die. So, lets say, you kill someone many times but they don't physically die. Like someone, Nick, maybe, or--"
"Lord Riddle. Yep, how do I make one?"
"Well, in your case, since two of the most powerful wizards are attempting to murder your butt, I think I know how to make a Scarrimax."
" Yes, but how do I make one?"
"Well, since a soul is infinite, you can make as many as you want. Okay, here's how you make one: You have to do something unforgivable, like, let's say something in Nick's case, like lie horribly to someone. But you can make one by, oh, it's too difficult to explain. Just go blow up a few orphanages."
"Cold!"
"Well, you wanna blow up a nursing home, or a humane shelter?"
"No."
"Then blow up an orphanage. They deserve to die, anyway..." Lynn added very darkly. Angel Defendated to one of the orphanages by James' workplace. She stood about 15 feet from the entrance to the orphanage, and she started to mutter spells. "Enchantus carus, crashus deus orphanago, Explodus Maxima, Killus Maxima, Execute." Angel said, and as she said 'Execute', all the cars in the small parking lot magically started to ram into the orphanage and exploding (Enchantus carus, crashus deus orphanago). Then once all the cars exploded into the orphanage, the orphanage exploded (Explodus Maxima), and then multiple Kill Curses erupted from Angel's wand automatically and hit the people that survived the explosion (Killus Maxima). Lynn Defendated next to Angel, and then looked at the rubble that used to be Madam Illona's Orphanage for Tiny Children. "Wow, you really want a Scarrimax, don't you?" Lynn asked.
"I really want on-- Lynn, is that Lord Riddle and Nick standing over there, glaring at me?" Angel asked, suddenly looking worried. Lynn looked over to see Nick and Lord Riddle slowly walking towards Angel and Lynn, with their wands raised.
"Yep."
They started running away from Nick and Lord Riddle. Nick and Lord Riddle then Darkerated (teleporting using a Dark method, turning into black dust and flying) and were flying towards Angel and Lynn. They just kept running faster. "How did Nick get out of space?" Angel asked. "GIRL, HE FRICKING TELEPATED TO EARTH!"
"Telepated?"
"Teleported! Now let's MOVE!"
They just kept running and running until Nick stopped Darkerating and shot Kill Curses at Angel. Angel kept blocking the curses, but while blocking, the Maxima Oak wand reflected the curses back at Nick. "Bloody fricking hell!" Angel heard Nick yell. She looked back to see Nick on the ground, fighting off a golden orb that was repeatedly bashing Nick. Angel looked around but didn't find Lynn, but then the golden orb materialized and Lynn stood at where the orb dissapeared. "Sup." She said. Angel asked, "How did you--"
"Being a Defender is pretty fricking cool. And Defendating has some pretty cool moves and stuff in it. Try attacking one of them while in the Defendating Aura."
Angel just thought the words 'Defendating Aura, Defendating Aura--', then, all of a sudden, she transformed into the Defendating Aura. She was floating stationarily about 3 feet from the ground. Angel's Aura pulsed when she spoke, "Holy hell, this is AWESOME!"
And she heard Lynn's voice say, "Now go forward and hurt someone!"
Angel thought about moving forward, and she did so. She flew forward at light speed and slammed into Nick, who was about to Darkerate. Nick Darkerated and flew up, trying to dodge the attempts by Angel to ram into Nick. After a few rounds of chasing, Angel saw that Nick's Dark Aura was stopped and floating in mid-air, about 30 feet from the ground. Angel flew to Nick's height, and she saw a wand emerge from the Dark Aura. Nick tried shooting Angel out of the sky, but she just kept dodging the attempts. Angel then thought 'wand, wand, wand--', and she was able to push her hand through the Aura's walls with the Oak wand in her hands. She shot a Reflecting Spell at Nick, and they started dueling 30 feet in the air. Nick was resisting the spell. Angel saw him pull something out: a snake. Angel had another vision:
A snake was floating in mid-air while 2 wizards dueled. Snake Angel tried getting out of the hands that held her. She cranked her head to look above her, and there was Nick's determined face. Then Angel spoke in a voice unlike hers, a snake-y voice, "It is timessssss. Your death'sssss iminent. Lord Riddle'ssss already dead, Lynn destroyed his Scarrimax. Angel'sssss made one, and hers is the necklace she'ssssss been wearing, on her necksssssss. The spell'ssss 'Disinegratus Maxima dues Scarrimax! Kill it, and you will kill hersssssss. Hurry, beforessss she destroysssssss me and killsssss you!"
Angel came back into reality and looked at the snake, it was turned back to staring at Angel. Angel used to be Sleep Dueling, the duel that only the best wizards in the world could do. She stopped the duel by throwing away her duel by chucking the duel orb down into the clouds below. Angel took her chance to destroy Nick's Scarrimax; Nick was disoriented by the snake talking to him. She aimed at the snake and screamed, "DISINEGRATUS MAXIMA DUES SCARRIMAX!" while Nick came back to his wits. Nick stared in awe as the orb flew at the snake. Everything felt as thought it was in slow motion, and the spell hit, sending the snake hissing and disinegrating in mid-air. Nick was hunched forward, for he was weakened by the destroying of his Scarrimax. "Oh fu--" Nick said as Angel shot the last Kill Curse, she would ever have to do again,at Nick. Nick jerked his arm forward and they started dueling. Nick was struggling as the duel orb started floating towards him, and it hit him. His head jerked back and his body parts erupted in enormous light, and loud cracking sounds were emitted as Nick was slowly disinegrating. Angel flew back down to the ground, as Lynn was glaring at her. "You actually killed the most dangerous wizard ever to live. The wizard who caused horrible things to happen to trillions of people. Angel, there are only 5 people left alive. And Nick enslaved the rest and killed them off with his stupid simulation. But you actually killed the wizard that had done all that." Lynn said.
"I know. The population will come back sometime. How many people are girls?" Angel asked.
"2, and one is pregnant with another girl. And... That's me. I'm pregnant. Me and James decided that we need to repopulate or the human race will extunguish."
"Good. All is good."
The End...
Or is it?!
Dushtrev Invaders
The Captain
Angel Wicker was walking along the hallway of the Warship of Dushtrev Invaders, followed by Captain Sharp with a sword aimed at Angel's back, was walking to the prison yard. Angel stopped at the door to the yard, and Sharp walked up to the keycard slot and put his keycard in the slot, and then typed the password. He put in the correct password with a beep, and then he talked into the speaker, "WIP." The door opened and Sharp pushed Angel inside. Angel saw a door on the other side of the comlex that was open, and she broke into a run. "HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Sharp yelled. He started running too, but he was faster than Angel. But Angel was already very far ahead, and by the time she got in the door, Sharp was 5 feet away. She bashed the button with her handcuffs, breaking the device, and the door slammed shut. She heard Sharp banging on the other side. Then a big whoosh, and Sharp appeared behind Angel. Angel turned around and Sharp picked her up by the neck and said, "Run away again, and you die before I even let you try to live." He slammed Angel down on the ground, and they walked back to the prison yard. Sharp tied Angel to a rope hangin from the ceiling. Then he walked off, and Angel jut hung there, watching the other alien fugitives walk around. Then Angel felt a stick in her pocket, he forgot to take the wand. She reached down and grabbed the wand, and whispered, "Break."
The cuffs broke, and she fell to the ground. "First times a charm." She said. She Volted (teleportation method) to the other side of the yard. One of the guards saw her, and almost pressed a button to sound the alarm when someone slammed into the guard, and snapped their neck. It was Lord Riddle-- he changed his name to Cuff, but then to Amp, and he said, "How are you? It's been five years since Earth blew up. I've heard news about the human civilization. They've been enslaved by these douchebags... They have been taken to a Simulation of Ultimate Life, or SOUL. Name is pretty cool, but it's very dangerous; I was in there once, I saw a guy get eaten by a cybertiger. Anyway, lets go, the guard'll be back sometime..."
They got up and ran to the big metal door that let ships in-and-out. "Okay, we need to get into one of those ships. But which one?" Angel said. They looked to some ships, one really big with miniguns, and the other really small with an array of weapons. "Difficult to choose... The small one looks nice, HEY! Oh, lets just take the small one; the prisoners are taking the big one." Amp said.
The big ship flew up, and the door behind Angel and Amp opened. A powerful suction erupted, but Angel and Amp Volted to the small ship. The other big ship turned to the small ship, and almost blew it up when Amp put up a shield around it with his wand. The bullets from the big ship reflected off the shield and hit the big ship. The armor on the ship flew off, but the ship then flew out of the yard immediately. Angel started up the small ship and then flew out.
The SOUL
Amp was sitting in the copilot seat, and Angel in the pilot seat, when the ship 'glitched' and then teleported back into the warship's prison yard. Angel noticed what happened and she sneered. "What. The. Hell. Amp, what just happened?" Angel said.
Amp's voice was deep and comput-ery, "The Simulation is failing: Amount of subjects is overflowing. Simulation shut-down initiated, all personel in Simulation must return to Atrium in 30 minutes or di--" Amp's face started turning creepily with a super scary smile on his face, to Angel's face. Amp's face was glitching off his neck as though somebody was pulling it off, and then putting it back on simultaneously. When Amp's face was fully turned to Angel's, he screamed and then grabbed Angel and teleported away.
The way that Amp was acting wasn't human. On their way back to the portal that had opened up, Amp's eyes were wide and were staring at Angel's. "Umm. What's happening?" Angel asked. Amp's voice was deep and comput-ery, "SOUL shutdown initiated by High Lord."
"Okay..."
"SOUL shutdown will kill all who are not inside portal. Life in SOUL is perfect and daring."
"So, was this ju--"
"You are a subject out of about 7 billion humans. Arganok the High Lord is ordering a shutdown for obvious reasons. You will shutup the rest of they way, subject."
Angel just kept quiet, not wanting to make the scary version of Amp angry. Once they flew threw the portal, a big atrium-like room appeared. There were about 600,000 humans already there, being corralled by the simu-cops. And watching everyone, was a very familiar person... Simu-Amp gestured toward the dude on the throne and said, "Meet Arganok the High Lord."
And the person on the throne said in a deep voice, "Hello Angel, I think you know who I am? Hmmm, don't talk. Welcome to Dushtrev Invaders' father ship, the Nick Oak."
He just won't die...
"Where the hell is Amp?" Angel demanded. Nick replied, "To your right."
"Not the fricking simmed Amp, the other Amp!"
"An amp is a unit of electricity."
"LORD RIDDLE!"
"Oh, you mean Cuff?"
"Sure..."
"Right over there, to your left, subject number: 1, 2, 3, 4, Subject Number 7849. Just type in the number on your NPAD's Nick Search. Of course, it will cost 59 Nicks."
"What th-- I don't have currency!"
"Fine. I'll call him over."
Nick Darkerated over to Amp, picked him up, and chucked him accross the room. There were heavy cuts and bruises and great gashes along Amp's body. Nick saw that Angel noticed the wounds and said, "I've been torturing him to tell me where God and his misfits are... He didn't tell me, so I resorted to killing him. I've tried many death-spells but he just won't die... See--" Nick aimed at Amp, who was on the ground fidgeting, and Nick said, "Destructifus Maxima Destroyum." A black orb flew at Amp and hit him, but nothing happened. "See? He was supposed to explode into a huge bomb and... Blow up my whole ship, but he didn't. Now that I think about it... if that spell worked, it would blow up my ship, destroying my whole fleet and civilization. Heh, but that'll never happen.--" He made a gaze at something in the distance, and said, almost in a trance, "--Unless if you go to the right of this room, say 'Nicholas Mistrum Oak' and then go down the hall, and press the big red button. Oh! Hmm, must've been daydreaming... What're you looking at?" Angel was staring at Nick with a sneer and a questioning look. Then Sim Amp whispered, "Arganok, you did the Secret Reveal thing again. The spell is getting worse and worse, Arganok." Nick replied, gazing at the floor with a what-have-I-done look,
"DO NOT USE MY FIRST NAME! MY NAME IS THE HIGH LORD, USE MY FIRST NAME AGAIN, AND YOU DIE!"
"I'm sorry, Arganok, I just forgo--"
"Disinegratus!"
Sim Amp gasped and he flew back and disinegrated, quieting the Atrium down. "HAVE AMP, THEN! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TAKE ON THE WHOLE FRICKING ARMY THAT I'VE RECRUITED! THE LITTLE BEASTS ARE STUPID FRICKERS ANYWAY!" Nick screamed. A big muscular follower for Nick walked up and in a normal human-man voice, "What the hell did you call us?"
"What the hell do you care? You little foul beast, GET BACK TO WORK!"
But the follower just kept standing there.
"You think that just because you recruited us means that you can just boss us around? We were scared of you, you had that stick of scary killing spheres. I was terrified of you, until you gave us these frickin sweet sticks of spheres."
"Filthy little beasts, get the hell back to work, or you die!"
"No, we've been planning an uprising for a while now, for the throne. But none of us want to take the throne; we are a kind civilization. Unlike you, we have hearts, Nick fricking Douchebag."
And with that last word, all the other aliens roared and ran forward. But the one alien turned to Angel and said, "We've been waiting for you guys. The Sims, the guys like Sim Amp, are going to join Nick's side, but don't worry, we need to shut off the ship, and they die. My civilization is called the Gretton Demons. We are from Hell-- don't worry, I see that look on your face-- we are nice demons, we joined Nick's side on fear of him and Satan. We may sound like humans, but our red skin and dark-green horns show us to be demons. You get Nick, I get the button."
Angel ran forward and seized Amp's arm, and pulled him up. "Healus Maxima." She said, and Amp's body was healed of any blemishes. "Just saying, but I liked you better as Lord Riddle. 'Bout Tiger? That a cool name? I don't think that Nick could top that nam--" Angel said. Tiger's face got closer to Angel's, and Angel said, "Oh, bloody, not agai--" They started kissing.
The End of Nick, For Good This Time
Angel pushed Tiger away. "Okay, I've had 4 guys kiss me that good in my life. Lord Riddle, Cuff, Amp, and Tiger..." Angel said. "Bloody...," Tiger said, "We have to kill Nick. I've just had a psychic vision. Run behind the throne, and kill him while I duel with him." Angel Volted to behind the throne, and Nick was on top of it, hurling fireballs at the demons. Then the demons ran away, and Angel saw a glimpse of Tiger's body. Then Angel heard a big "Ah!!!" and that initiated that they were dueling. Angel aimed at Nick and whispered, "Kill..." A green orb flew at Nick-- it felt like everything was in slow motion-- and Nick turned, Angel saw the terror on his face, and he was hit by the orb. Nick flew back and tumbled down the throne steps. Angel Volted to where Nick was, and saw that Tiger was on the ground yelling. "What's wrong?" Angel asked. "No-thing, Angel, no-thing. My brother just died, and...,"
"What?"
"No-thing. It's just that: My whole life, I was in a simulation, and my own f-ing brother put me in it. Why would I be a test subject? Why would he take away Mom? Why Dad? When I was 3, he took them away, and I survived on my own. Met a few of them wrong wizards, and then next thing I know, I'm in the frickin' tundra with a big ice castle next to me, with a wand and instructions on how to be the scariest mage/wizard ever."
"It's okay."
"Easy for you to say."
"I know. What will we do now, that we know life was just a simulation?"
A big dark circle erupted in the middle of the Atrium, and Nick's body flew up slowly. The hole spoke, "Nick has been entered into Hell for his workings. Life in the real world has been wierd. Speak to God, Hell's friend, for more information." Nick's body flew down into the circle without another word. A big bright hole appeared in the ceiling and it spoke, "You all have been accepted into Heaven; you all are about to die in a few seconds, for the demon that went to press the button is about to press it. God has told me personally that life in the real world isn't suitable for living. Earth has blown up, and the Dushtrev Invaders have destroyed themselves to nothing. A message to Angel: You were safe before Lynn erupted that shield around the Paris Square, they teleported you-- he for Nick multiplied himself and figured them to look like the Protectors-- to the SOUL palace-- the Fast Diner-- and that was where everything turned fake. All your lives were a lie--" A huge explosion sounded, and everything exploded. Angel found herself floating up to the hole in the ceiling, and entered through into Heaven, where she will live forever.
Livin' in Heaven
The Heaven News paper was very informative about the ongoings of the other Heaveners, but it wasn't always true. In the Heaven News that was for today, Angel found a very... Fake article:
It would seem like the woman Angel Wicker, currently age 24 with a college degree and 7 children flourishing, would be in the Place-That-Must-Not-Be-Named. She has been a Protector most of her horocious little curious life, says Corespendent Ephelda Eiesenhower of age 1000. "I've seen her in the Place-That-Must-Not-Be-Named (PTMNBN), and she's acted like it was her home. And I bet it was, cause I swar-- I promise that I've seen her mom and dad in there, another one of the filthy husks that live down there..." Says James Life, a friend of the used-to-be-dictator of Nick Oak, who Nick had recently died of natural causes. "I don't pity her for her actions," says Lynn Shield, another friend of Nick Oak, "And I don't really think she should be able to live anymore, for what she did to us.
"Wow, she doesn't like you..." Tiger said. Angel looked up from the paper, and said, "Who the hell do I have kids with?"
"Have you ever been drunk with another drunk guy?"
"No."
"Have you ever fell asleep in a hobo's den?"
"No..."
"Have you ever--"
"I've never done it before! Just... I've never slept with anyone!"
Tiger was smirking. "What the hell is your real name anyway? It can't be 'Lord Riddle'!" Angel asked.
"It's... Justin Timberlake..."
"Bullcrap!"
"Fine it's not Justin Timberlake, but it is Justin. Justin Lordavem Riddleum. Justin. There, I had to at least break it out to someone sometime," Justin said, and then he mumbled, "Without killing them in the process..."
"Oh, stop! And don't kill me! I swar-- sorry Watcher--" (the guard that protects every home in Heaven from theivery) "--I promise that I won't tell anyone about your name, unless you want me to, which... Is a possibility."
"What makes you say that?" A deep voice said, and then they burped loudly ("Sorry," he said.). "Oh, Watcher, you were listening in?" Angel asked.
"Precisely, give me an accusation, I promise I won't retort!"
"Well, being our Watcher, our paid Watcher, I don't expect you to be listening in on our conversations."
"Sorry, but I must retort. I stand here, day by day, and I do nothing exciting, bro! There are occasional rat group that scurries by, but I can't murder them beacuse they're not going into your house!"
"Kill 'em then. Make sure that a Grand Watcher doesn't see you in the act--"
"Oh please, there hasn't been a Grand Watcher in 7 trillion years! The jobs bullcrap, and even more boring then my jo--"
"HECTOR! YOU WANT A PROMOTION?" Someone yelled. Angel looked over to see God floating above the throne where the Grand Watcher watches its town. "Sure?" Hector, the Watcher, said.
"Good. You're the Grand Watcher then, have fun! Oh, and I've lifted almost all of the restrictions for the Grand's job, and just have fun. You're getting a raise, too. Your pay used to be 15 US Dollars an hour, now, as Grand Watcher, your raise is going to be $1000 now!"
"Umm, I can only give him a promotion, Sir. Well, I can only allow him to take the job, if I want him to. And, you can Watcher. I'll need a new one, then." Angel said. God nodded and waved his hand to his right. Hector was given the Golden Clothing of Wealthiness; a gold t-shirt that had the words Grand Watcher in big black letters on the front, and golden pants that fit perfectly on Hector, and golden sleeves and golden everything. He had golden gloves, shoes, socks, and a face-mask that cover half his face; the face-mask hung from under his nose to under his chin, he also had a hat that had the same words on it as the shirt, and golden sunglasses. "Hel-- heck yeah!" Hector said, "My new name is Glen; the new abreviation of golden!"
"Well okay, Glen. Just float up to the throne with your new golden wings and sit yourself down and watch the town!" God said. Glen then turned to Angel and said, "I'll get you someone to watch over your house, for you." Angel replied,
"Oh, don't worry. I'll just put a complicated system of enchantments and spells for a shield around the house when I'm out, and no shield when I'm at home."
Glen then just smiled fakely, and floated up to the throne. When he spoke, his voice was magnified very loudly, "I am Glen, the new Grand Watcher--" he just noticed his voice volume changed "--Dang! I'm loud, let's see what happens when I whisper!" Glen started whispering and it sounded like his normal quiet voice. They could barely hear him, but Angel caught words like, "...Yo! I'-- Terrance-- Killum Spellicus!-- Oh, I killed my pet dog!-- Oh my gosh!"
"You killed your pet dog?" God said.
"Sure!" Glen said, his voice booming again.
"You guys here what he said?"
A whole group of people formed while Glen was announcing, and they all shook their heads. "Okay, well he said: 'I don't know if you guys can hear me, but yo! I'm Glen, the new Grand Watcher. Oh, dog, get off me! Killum Spellicus! Oh, I killed my pet dog! I'm so sorry, God! Om my gosh!'"
A bunch of other people came strolling into town, and Glen noticed them and said, "Hello, bunches of immigrants! Welcome to small town of Little Brokensburg! I am the Grand Watcher, and as you see, I have the Golden Colthing of Richness--"
"Wealthiness, you greedy G-Watcher..." A tiny person that somehow got up to the throne. "Excuse me?" Glen said, very loudly.
"Shutup! I've already had a bad life in my other fricking village. Bloody hell, I never thought Little Bricksborn was so horrible at manners, ugh!"
"Yo, watch yo mouth in front of the High Lord."
"Glen the Grand Watcher, I am not called the 'High Lord', after what Nick the Hick was called: 'High Lord', what a troublesome name..." God said.
"Oh my god! It's actually the High Lord! I never thought that the High Lord lived in Little Boredstown! Jesus, I never thought that the High Lord would wear those kind of hellish clothing pieces, after I thought that Satan and Jesus were pure bred enemies. Not saying that you aren't pure bred, my High Lord."
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SON OF A SCUM! WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN HEAVEN AFTER WHAT YOU JUST SAID?! I AM TAKING YOU TO THE FOBIDDEN SIDE, HELL! THERE I SAID IT, HELL! I SWARE, SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD JUST MURDER EVERYONE IN SIGHT, HEY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. SPECIALIS KILLUMIS MAXIM--"
Glen grabbed God and motioned for the other Watchers and passing-by Dark Snatchers to help. "Why are there Dark Snatchers in Little Muffinburg?" The tiny man said. "Oh, my name is Hugton Fillishbrutonian. I tried moving here to Big Harrison Ford Village when some Dark Snatcher decided to try and capture me! Bloody frickin' hell, was that a fight! Oh... That's why Dark Snatchers are in Acute Respestry! Bye!" Hugton started to Darkerate when Angel did the same and knocked him out of his Aura. "What was that for?" Hugton asked. "I don't want any more time of my life in Little Bagstram!"
Angel said through clenched teeth, "Stop getting the name wrong!"
"Oh yeah, and what are ya gonna do 'bout it, old chick?"
Angel pulled out her wand, ran up to Hugton, and put the tip of the wand on Hugton's throat. "Say that again! Give me a reason to choke you!"
"Fine, I'll say it again, 'oh yeah, and what are ya gonna do 'bout it, old chick?'"
"And yet the
gives me a reason... Choke!"Hugton grabbed his throat, but Angel pushed his hands away with her wand. God pulled Angel's wand toward him, and put it in his cloak. "You will get it back in the time of need." God simply said. "But, but... I have to take those practices with Tiger!" Angel said.
"Umm, I prefer Mark no--" Mark (Lord Riddle) said.
"Shut it, fo!" Angel retorted.
"And Mark, are you teaching her sometime about something?" God said.
"Yeah, our first lesson is on the twenty-fourth of the month," Mark said.
"Good, good. And what will you be teaching Angel?" God asked.
"I will be teaching her magic control and power. She will be able to Volt without having to do the movements, other then thinking about the place she wants to go, anyway. But, Angel, I guess you can't practice now..."
"Oh no, you can have your wand back."
"Take this paper that will tell you all the things that I will be teaching you, before our actual practice."
Mark handed Angel a large piece of paper, and she just nodded and Volted to her house.
How to be a Great Wizard:
Steps 1-120 Million
Angel took the paper and at the top is said, How to be a Great Wizard: Steps 1-120 Million. Angel then scowled and looked at the steps:
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Step 1: To Volt/Darkerate/Protate without doing the movements, you have to think of the place you want to go, and think the words "I want to go there." You should teleport there imediately.
Step 2: To become a spell master, you have to memorize all spells in the spellbook (Official Book of Spells), and then create at least one spell of your own in the Spell-Maker's Column on the last page of the Offical Book of Spells.
Step 3: Don't read everything on this paper, only read the Steps 1-5.
Step 4: To duel with ease, you have to start a duel with someone, and then you have to let the opponent think that they're winning, until you put on your full power, and they won't realize that they have just lost.
Step 5: Being the greatest wizard takes strength, courage, and inteligence. Read more books, study harder, duel more, practice spells more, and pump your guns in the gymnasium.
Step 6: Stop here.
Step 7: I said stop!
(STOP! IT JUST KEEPS GOING ON AND ON, FOREVER)
Step 8: Stop reading the fricking magical paper that keeps going on and on, FOREVER.
Step 9: Now sto--
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Angel stopped reading there; the paper just ended there, but there was a little loading "icon" at the bottom. The page got bigger right when the little loading icon dissapeared. Now the paper was longer then a bus, a very long bus. Angel put the paper on fire, and chucked it out of her house. Angel didn't notcie, but the paper hit an orphange, and set it on fire; the orphanage landed on a humane shelter, and the humane shelter hit a hospital, all bursting into flames. Angel heard screams of terror, though. She ran outside and saw the orphanage on fire and had fallen over, and the hospital on fire, also fallen over, and the humane shelter on fire, but not fallen over. "Extinguish Maxima!" Angel said, realizing what she had done. A huge burst of extinguisher foam burst out of Angel's wand, and splashed into the buildings, imediately putting out the fires. Mark appeared right by Angel, and then said, "Why did you put that paper on fire?"
"How do you know that it was the paper that was on fire?" Angel asked.
"Because, only that fricking paper could've caused that much fire-damage."
"Well, the paper was longer then a very long bus, and the steps from 6 and up were only saying 'Stop reading!' and crap like that! Not like I would keep it, don't you think."
"Well, yeah, but that was some pretty powerful magic, the paper. I had to enchant it many fricking times! Yet some people, not mentioning names, don't care about wonderful magic."
"I read the paper."
"Yeah?"
"Lets duel."
"Wait, what?
"Wandevucus Reflectoum!"
Mark barely had time to say a spell when they started dueling. The duel orb in the middle of the dueling rods (the lightning-like fuses that come out of the wand in a duel) was on its way for Mark's wand. Angel remembered what the paper said, and let go of the power a bit. The duel orb quickly bounced back to her, and Angel looked at the expression on Mark's face. He had glee. Then when the duel orb was just a few inches from her wand, she put on full power, and the orb flew at Mark, who had a sneer on his face when Angel put on full power. When the orb hit Mark, his wand flew out of his hands and was caught by Angel, who was none other then pleased with herself. "Bloody hell, give me back my wand!" Mark said angrily. "Wand!" Mark's wand flew back to him and he Volted away without another word. "Wow, Earth blew up like 3 years ago and he's still mad..." Angel said. Mark Volted back to her position and asked, "And you aren't?"
"Well, not really. I mean that was 2 years ago..."
"3 years ago!"
"So what? I just can't get all bent over just because Earth blew up 3 fricking years ago."
"OMG-- Sorry God-- I don't think that you need to think that you don't care about the planet!"
"I sware-- Sorry God-- I promise that you need to do something else then worry about the fricking Earth that will NEVER come back!"
Mark Volted away. Then a big hole in the ground opened up, and Mark floated through it. His eyes were black. Then he said in a deep menacing voice, "You have sinned against I, Lord Riddle, and you will pay for the sins you have beaded against me." He chucked a fireball at Angel, and they started to duel. Lord Riddle started to difficultly throw more fireballs at Angel, but she kept blocking them. "WHY? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?" Angel screamed.
"I, AM LORD RIDDLE! I NEVER FORGIVE AND FORGET. CRAP IS BAD! YOU WILL DIE, ANGEL!" Lord Riddle said. He chucked a Kill Curse at Angel, but she blocked it. And at the block, Lord Riddle sneered and said, "You can't block a Kill Curse! You just can't! So stop blocking them; it's considered cheating in my book, The Rules and Wonders of Magical Dueling. But I guess no one ever reads my books; they're just too busy cowering under my might!" Angel chucked the duel orb into the air, and then Lord Riddle started to rise up, with his arms in the arm-span position. Slowly, he stopped about 4 feet from the ground, and then the world around them dissapeared.
The Earth Reconstructed for the Last Time
Lord Riddle and Angel appeared on a small mountain, laying beside it is a small cottage with 3 children and a woman outside attending to a garden. The smallest child said something and pointed to Angel and Lord Riddle, then the older woman beckoned her children to go inside the house. Realizing that Lord Riddle was there, Angel Volted to the garden to avoid him. Lord Riddle was on the ground, holding his leg; he must've landed on a thorn bush. Angel took this delay from Lord Riddle to have a chance to put up a shield around the cottage. She aimed her wand in the air, and then said, "Protecum Cottago, Repello Allicus, Reflecto deus Spellicus Maxima, Trepskinsi Maxima." A small bubble appeared around the cottage house; they were safe from any type of danger. The mom of the children ran oustide and pushed Angel over. "Who are you and what do you want with our cottage?!" The mom said. "I am Angel Wicker, and I am here--" Angel said, but was cut off by the mom.
"Oh, Angel Wicker, the famous actor? Hmm, can I have your autograph?"
Angel thought, this woman must be a non-magic folk, I'll just go along with what she is saying...
"Yep, the famous actor, but, just a thought, but, what films have I stared in?"
"Oh, you haven't stared in any! You were part of SOUL! That mage stuff you do, pretty flipping cool!"
Lord Riddle had been attempting to blow up the shield this whole time. The mom looked outside and then said, "Why is that guy trying to..." Angel replied, "Look, get inside the house, group your children up, and then meet me back out here. With the children." The mom came back out with her 3 children, and then she came back to Angel. Angel bent down to the smaller one, and said, "Okay, this might feel a little wierd, but don't worrry: You will be okay--" (Angel turned to the others) "--Now, hold some part of my body, and then feel the magic!" Once everyone held on; smallest on right leg; medium on left leg; and oldest child on her left arm; and the mom on Angel's right shoulder. Angel turned her head to whisper to the mom, "Look, I know it may sound wierd, but we're going to be teleporting. Very far away from here... Where is it you would like to go, very far away from here?"
"Lets go to my husband's work. It's 700 miles away." The mom said.
"Dang, how does he get there?"
"By teleporting."
"Wha--"
"Look, you and Mr. Riddle over there ain't the only magical folk around here. Me and my husband are magic, but my children are gonna be able to do magic when they're over 21. So, yeah."
"Okay."
Angel thought of the work place, but the mom said, "Look, I'll do it, okay?" Angel replied, "Okay, hey, I never caught your name."
"It's Lynn, Lynn Shield."
"Excuse me?"
"Yeah, Nick used my body as a fake. I've never done anything to you."
"Okay, lets go."
Lynn Volted to the workplace where her husband works.
Angel never thought she would actually meet a Defender, but she did meet Lynn. "It turns out that Protectors are the bad remnants of the Defenders. I, James, and you are the last of the Defenders. Lord Riddle was a Protector. Now, since you have never Defendated, I think that you need to try it out." Lynn said. They were located in the bathroom in the Meslato Co. place where Lynn's husband, James, works on poltergeists. Angel sneered slightly and asked, "What if Defenating anyway?"
"Same thing as Volting, Darkerating, and Protating. Now, same crap as the other teleportation methods, but you need to turn on the Defender in your brain; it's actually a part of your brain, a lobe that has been atatched by the Ancients on certain humans so they can do magic. Now, concentrate. Clear you mind of any clutter. Then think the words: 'Defendate deus Masteromilpima Kasetrelpomia.' Or if you want to translate for your brain, think the words, 'Turn on my power the Ancients belayeth me.""
Angel thought those words very hard, and she felt as though a baseball bat smashed the back of her head. She fell over and fell unconcious.
Angel woke up many seconds later by Lynn shaking her. "It's worked. You feel anything, like, power?" Lynn said. Angel nodded. "Now, Defendate!" Lynn said, and Angel thought of the other side of the bathroom, and she dissapeared into a golden orb. The Aura for Defendating was magnificent: there was a golden tinge to it that made it feel like a rich guy made the Aura, and instead of powerful suction, there was a nice, smooth sliding feeling while she was spinning. She appeared a trillionth of a second later to find herself about ten feet away from Lynn, who was smiling. Then Lynn said, "Smooth, eh? I love Defendating just for fun. James could do it, but he just likes to Volt instead of Defendate. Poor guy, not using his powers the Ancients gave him. But of course, the Ancients could care less about everything; they plotted to destroy everything because the Ancient King, Magnarok, hated what his ancestors did. But, of course, the Ancient Citizens did a revoloution, and then Zeus was elected. But, then Zeus decided that he had to much to control, so he made Jesus, who made God. So... Yeah... Pretty crazy."
"You talk... Too much." Angel said.
"So?"
"It's annoying."
So Lynn shut-up for the rest of the time that they were visiting James. James was black haired and was very intelligent about magic. "So, Angel, you've learned the basics of teleportation using advanced methods like Protation and Defendation? Pretty amazing. Now, can I get back to work, please? But, anymore questions?" James said, in a fast tone. Angel thought of a question and asked, "How do we defeat a crazed lord?"
"First, you have to weaken their defenses. Then duel with methods that the Ancients used. Lastly, murder them, if you want them dead."
"Okay... 'Nother question: How do I become one of the greatest wizards ever?"
"Angel, you are one of the greatest wizards ever born or made. First of all, you defeated Nick Oak, the cause of trillions of deaths and sacrifices with the Simulation of Ultimate Life simulation, and also, he had the Maxima Oak wand. No one could defeat someone with that wand to live to tell about it; even if you did defeat him, the wand would've exploded the whole galaxy. That's why millions of galaxies are dissapearing off the radar because every system in the universe has some kind of magical secretism. But then again, you didn't take the Maxima Oak wand, which was pretty stupid because IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL WAND IN THE UNIVERSE! The whole universe, not just this galaxy, but the whole universe."
"Then how did Nick get his grimy hands on it?"
"The wand has been passed down generations!"
"So, if I obtain the Maxima wand--"
"You can defeat Lord Riddle."
"Okay, one of the last questions is: How is there an Earth?"
"You were in SOUL! Everything that happened at the moment the fake Lynn Shield put around the shield around the Paris Square didn't happen in the real world."
"That's gonna take some getting used to."
"Exactly. Any more questions?"
"How do I obtain the Maxima Oak wand?"
"Go back to the wreckage of the ship and find it. But hurry, Nick is starting to regenerate and is already at 50%."
"Ni-- Nick can regenerate?"
"Yeah, his family is never meant to die! It takes at least about half a year to do it, and tommorow is the anniversery of the day you 'killed' him."
"So?"
"That marks a FULL FRICKING YEAR!"
Angel sneered and said, "Why is he regenerating then?" James replied, "YOU ASK TO MANY QUESTIONS! Ugh, one of the demons that were on that ship killed Nick with the Maxima Oak wand. But then the demon died of starvation."
"Okay, let's go, Lynn."
Lynn took Angel's shoulder and James said as they were Defendating, "It takes only a minute to regenerate 50% for him!"
Nick still lives
Angel and Lynn appeared instantly above Nick, and they landed on him. Angel got up and imediately looked around for the wand, trying to summon the wand ("Maxima Oak wand," and "Oakus Maximus Wandicus," or "...The Wand that Nick Oak killed many people with."). Lynn just kept kicking Nick in the head, apparently attempting to slow the regeneration process. Angel kept looking around, trying to look for the golden glow that the wand emitted. Then Lynn said, "Umm, Angel?" Angel looked over to Lynn and saw that Nick was getting up. "Ugh, fricking demon! Hey, Angel! I see that Lord Riddle has attempted to get his vengence." Nick said. Angel then located the wand, right behind where Nick was standing. One little milimeter and Nick would fall onto the wand. Angel whispered, "Distractus." A loud sound appeared in the hallway, and Nick blindly went to see what is was. Angel dashed forward and grabbed the Maxima Oak wand. But then a hand closed on the wand and the hand started to yank on the wand, sending the wand into the other hand. Nick pulled away the wand. "Hehehe, using a Distracting Curse to lure me away from the wand. Pathetic." Nick said. But Angel said, "MAXIMA WAND!" The Maxima Oak wand flew out of Nick's hands into Angel's. Then Angel threw her origional wand at Nick, who grabbed it lazily. "Bloody..." Nick said.
Angel thrust her hand up with the wand and said, "We duel, or I kill you before you get a chance to block."
"Guess we'll have to-- Killus Maxima!"
Angel and Nick started dueling.
About two minutes later, the duel ended, and Angel had won, while Nick was lying dead on the ground. "Well, we'd better thrust him off into space so he can die many times in space with the lack of oxygen." Angel said. She raised Nick up with her wand and chucked him out a window over the big throne. "You know, I like how people evade death for so long, but Nick will die in space repeatedly for eternity." Lynn said. Angel just had a striking vision that took her to the eyes of a slithering creep.
She was slithering on the ground, she only saw infrared light but she still saw clearly. The snake was slithering to it's prey, a field mouse, but then a human appeared in front of Snake Angel. Snake Angel rattled her tail and slowly rose up, and struck the farmer in the heart. Snake Angel kept striking, and striking, and striking, until a familiar face popped up in front of Snake Angel's. The face said, "The magical properties in this snake are high; I must create one. Now! Before Angel kills me!" The face's voice was hoarse and cracky. Then right as Snake Angel saw a bright blue light appear in front of her face, Angel only realized that the familiar face was Nick's.
Angel went back into reality. Lynn was wide eyed and staring at Angel's face. "What the hell happened?" Angel asked. Lynn shook her head and said, "Well, I was fixing the window when you started hissing and slithering across the ground like a snake. And I looked into your eyes and they were like a snake's, so I just stood by and watched what you would do. What happened?"
"Well, I was a snake in a field that was just planted, chasing a field mouse. And then a farmer appeared and tried to smash me, but I, Snake Angel, rose up and rattled my tail, and then I killed the farmer. Then Nick's face popped up in front of mine, and he said something like 'The magical properties in this snake are high; I must create one. Now! Before Angel kills me!' But I don't know what that means! What does he mean 'create one'? I don't get it."
Lynn snapped her fingers and said, "A Scarrimax!" Angel thought for a few seconds, and the asked, "What's that?"
"Well, it's an Immortality Holder! It holds one's piece of a thing's soul so they don't die when they are actually meant to die. So, lets say, you kill someone many times but they don't physically die. Like someone, Nick, maybe, or--"
"Lord Riddle. Yep, how do I make one?"
"Well, in your case, since two of the most powerful wizards are attempting to murder your butt, I think I know how to make a Scarrimax."
" Yes, but how do I make one?"
"Well, since a soul is infinite, you can make as many as you want. Okay, here's how you make one: You have to do something unforgivable, like, let's say something in Nick's case, like lie horribly to someone. But you can make one by, oh, it's too difficult to explain. Just go blow up a few orphanages."
"Cold!"
"Well, you wanna blow up a nursing home, or a humane shelter?"
"No."
"Then blow up an orphanage. They deserve to die, anyway..." Lynn added very darkly. Angel Defendated to one of the orphanages by James' workplace. She stood about 15 feet from the entrance to the orphanage, and she started to mutter spells. "Enchantus carus, crashus deus orphanago, Explodus Maxima, Killus Maxima, Execute." Angel said, and as she said 'Execute', all the cars in the small parking lot magically started to ram into the orphanage and exploding (Enchantus carus, crashus deus orphanago). Then once all the cars exploded into the orphanage, the orphanage exploded (Explodus Maxima), and then multiple Kill Curses erupted from Angel's wand automatically and hit the people that survived the explosion (Killus Maxima). Lynn Defendated next to Angel, and then looked at the rubble that used to be Madam Illona's Orphanage for Tiny Children. "Wow, you really want a Scarrimax, don't you?" Lynn asked.
"I really want on-- Lynn, is that Lord Riddle and Nick standing over there, glaring at me?" Angel asked, suddenly looking worried. Lynn looked over to see Nick and Lord Riddle slowly walking towards Angel and Lynn, with their wands raised.
"Yep."
They started running away from Nick and Lord Riddle. Nick and Lord Riddle then Darkerated (teleporting using a Dark method, turning into black dust and flying) and were flying towards Angel and Lynn. They just kept running faster. "How did Nick get out of space?" Angel asked. "GIRL, HE FRICKING TELEPATED TO EARTH!"
"Telepated?"
"Teleported! Now let's MOVE!"
They just kept running and running until Nick stopped Darkerating and shot Kill Curses at Angel. Angel kept blocking the curses, but while blocking, the Maxima Oak wand reflected the curses back at Nick. "Bloody fricking hell!" Angel heard Nick yell. She looked back to see Nick on the ground, fighting off a golden orb that was repeatedly bashing Nick. Angel looked around but didn't find Lynn, but then the golden orb materialized and Lynn stood at where the orb dissapeared. "Sup." She said. Angel asked, "How did you--"
"Being a Defender is pretty fricking cool. And Defendating has some pretty cool moves and stuff in it. Try attacking one of them while in the Defendating Aura."
Angel just thought the words 'Defendating Aura, Defendating Aura--', then, all of a sudden, she transformed into the Defendating Aura. She was floating stationarily about 3 feet from the ground. Angel's Aura pulsed when she spoke, "Holy hell, this is AWESOME!"
And she heard Lynn's voice say, "Now go forward and hurt someone!"
Angel thought about moving forward, and she did so. She flew forward at light speed and slammed into Nick, who was about to Darkerate. Nick Darkerated and flew up, trying to dodge the attempts by Angel to ram into Nick. After a few rounds of chasing, Angel saw that Nick's Dark Aura was stopped and floating in mid-air, about 30 feet from the ground. Angel flew to Nick's height, and she saw a wand emerge from the Dark Aura. Nick tried shooting Angel out of the sky, but she just kept dodging the attempts. Angel then thought 'wand, wand, wand--', and she was able to push her hand through the Aura's walls with the Oak wand in her hands. She shot a Reflecting Spell at Nick, and they started dueling 30 feet in the air. Nick was resisting the spell. Angel saw him pull something out: a snake. Angel had another vision:
A snake was floating in mid-air while 2 wizards dueled. Snake Angel tried getting out of the hands that held her. She cranked her head to look above her, and there was Nick's determined face. Then Angel spoke in a voice unlike hers, a snake-y voice, "It is timessssss. Your death'sssss iminent. Lord Riddle'ssss already dead, Lynn destroyed his Scarrimax. Angel'sssss made one, and hers is the necklace she'ssssss been wearing, on her necksssssss. The spell'ssss 'Disinegratus Maxima dues Scarrimax! Kill it, and you will kill hersssssss. Hurry, beforessss she destroysssssss me and killsssss you!"
Angel came back into reality and looked at the snake, it was turned back to staring at Angel. Angel used to be Sleep Dueling, the duel that only the best wizards in the world could do. She stopped the duel by throwing away her duel by chucking the duel orb down into the clouds below. Angel took her chance to destroy Nick's Scarrimax; Nick was disoriented by the snake talking to him. She aimed at the snake and screamed, "DISINEGRATUS MAXIMA DUES SCARRIMAX!" while Nick came back to his wits. Nick stared in awe as the orb flew at the snake. Everything felt as thought it was in slow motion, and the spell hit, sending the snake hissing and disinegrating in mid-air. Nick was hunched forward, for he was weakened by the destroying of his Scarrimax. "Oh fu--" Nick said as Angel shot the last Kill Curse, she would ever have to do again,at Nick. Nick jerked his arm forward and they started dueling. Nick was struggling as the duel orb started floating towards him, and it hit him. His head jerked back and his body parts erupted in enormous light, and loud cracking sounds were emitted as Nick was slowly disinegrating. Angel flew back down to the ground, as Lynn was glaring at her. "You actually killed the most dangerous wizard ever to live. The wizard who caused horrible things to happen to trillions of people. Angel, there are only 5 people left alive. And Nick enslaved the rest and killed them off with his stupid simulation. But you actually killed the wizard that had done all that." Lynn said.
"I know. The population will come back sometime. How many people are girls?" Angel asked.
"2, and one is pregnant with another girl. And... That's me. I'm pregnant. Me and James decided that we need to repopulate or the human race will extunguish."
"Good. All is good."
The End...
Or is it?!
The Lie:
Ark
Lioness
Angel Wicker, a witch from France, is laying in her cabin on the Reminisce planet. The human race had to be repopulated and put on a different planet, and they were told not to disrupt the new Adam and Eve's findings. God said that Angel and the other suvivors would live eternally and be reborn unto their same family and ancestory.
Lynn Shield, one of the survivors that has a shield object, had a child with James Life, a man with a stone the ressurects organisms. The other 2 survivors (there are 5 survivors), a boy and a girl, are having a kid in 8 months.
Angel woke up from a horrible nightmare. She's had increasingly terrifying nightmares ever since she had to murder Nick Oak, the god of the Simulation Of Ultimate Life, SOUL. Angel has a boyfriend ghost named Justin Lordavem Riddleum. Justin is always inside Angel's soul, speaking when he's lonely, and Angel only has to think words and Justin will hear them.
"Yo, Angel," Justin said. Angel snapped out of her trance and thought, "Hey babe. I was just thinking about you."
"That's cool. You want me to tell you something?"
"Sure."
"There is a lioness not very far from here. She has 3 cubs, and the lioness is injured and the cubs are starving. You have magic that let's you heal and make food appear out of no where. Go, feed those organisms. And they might very well save your life, or might even come and live with you."
"Where are they?"
"In a cave close by the Funti River. The cave has rugged black walls and a nice, cozy Black Eagle nest. And you might want to obliterate the Black Eagles."
Angel pictured the moment, and Defendated (teleported.)
She appeared in front of a lioness that was growling lowly. Angel put her hand on the lioness' head and shushed her, "It's okay, go back to sleep. I'll help you." Angel pulled out her wand. It was a new one: titanium mixed with a diamond, a very powerful wand; the titanium is for the look, and the diamond is for the brute force power. She put the wand's tip on the lion's wound and muttered the spell. The wound instantly closed, and Angel flicked her wand towards the cubs and a huge, juicy Impala deer appeared on a silver platter.
She then flicked her wand at the Black Eagle nest and it exploded into flames. "There," Angel told the lioness, "you're healed, and your cubs and yourself have a big, juicy deer."
The lion got up and bowed to Angel, glanced at the cubs, and then walked toward the deer. "Angel," Justin erupted, "I sense that the lioness is an Ark." Angel stopped smiling and thought, "I don't fully understand Arks. What are they?"
"Arks are Guardians who have encased themselves inside a specific animal. And that isn't a lion. It's a Saber, you know, the Ice Age? Saber-Toothed Tiger."
Angel nodded. "And how," Angel asked, "can you 'sense' things?"
"I'm," Justin replied blankly, "a figment of your imagination. You actually sense it, because you're a witch. You talk to yourself, but you hear your thoughts as my voice. You are thinking these very words now. Goodbye, Angel."
And then his voice dissapeared without a trace. The Saber got up and bowed to Angel again, smiled, and winked. And the truth hit Angel like a wrecking ball hitting a dirt building. "You, the Saber-Toothed Tiger... You're Justin."
The Saber smiled again and started to lick the cubs. "Then why the hell are you a girl tiger?"
Justin the Saber-Toothed Tiger shrugged and started to eat the Impala. "And how did you have cubs if you're the only Saber-Toothed Tiger left?" Justin nodded toward a whiteboard that had lots of mathematical equations and arrows dotting around it, and right beside the whiteboard is a big portal frame with a purple spinning vortex. "You invented the fricking time machine?" Angel asked.
This time, Justin actually spoke, and his tiger voice was like Shaquille O'Neal's. "I actually took a human from a nearby village and dragged him here and forced him to make it. I just did all the math and figured out how to make a portal, and the human just build the portal frame."
"Fer reals?"
"Hell yeah. You should've seen me drag that guy up here. There was a Bengal Tiger that helped me, but only because he owed me. His name was Hakimoto-- it's like Chinese or something for 'fierce murderer.'"
"Cool."
Justin stared at Angel for a second and then went back to eating the Impala. "Do you still have any feelings for me?" Angel questioned.
"Oops, here comes another one of those teleporting waves again." Justin replied.
"What does that mean?"
"Well, its a type of invisible wave that teleports things to someplace. 'Tis how I ended up here..."
"Wha--"
Something like a hurricane wind slammed into Angel, and she was spinning around and around until she appeared sitting on a chair and there was a businessman in front of her.
Kane Gates
The man acted like nothing happened, and he spoke in a deep voice, "Hello, Angel Wicker. I see you want a job here. I'm Kane Gates, great-great-great grandson of Bill Gates. I'm pretty sure he made Google, the search engine..."
"Where exactly," Angel half-retorted, "am I getting a job at?"
"Well, the Gates' Google Technicianal Area-- or GGTA."
"I have magic... I don't need to be a technician to fix things."
"Oh, we know. That's why we picked you."
Angel screamed with her mouth closed. "You sent that teleportation wave?"
"See how good we Gates are? We made an EFFING teleportation wave-- now tell me that isn't impresive-- even for being a Gates kid."
Angel screamed with her mouth closed again. "So," Angel retorted, "I was illegally forced to come here, against my will, just so you could hire me to be a technician?"
"Egg-xactly," Kane said matter-of-factly. Angel snapped-- arose her hand and aimed it at Kane. She then yelled, "TORTUROUS MAXIMUM!" Kane's spinal cord immediately snapped in 5, his jaw broke, and his bank account was emptied into Angel's. Angel thought that an empty bank account for a Gates kid was like hell. Then Kane was lifted up and slammed against the ceiling 7 times, and, in the process, his arms, legs, and cranium snapped in half. Kane was then dropped back into his chair, which was set on fire, and the chair flipped over and crushed Kane in the process.
Angel got up, walked toward the door, and walked out-- while Kane's face was being burnt off.
Destroying a Village named Fyre
Angel walked out of the room like a boss.
She set all the cubicals aflame, and then summoned water demons to drown the place. Angel also emptied everyone's bank accounts in hers. But all in her fun, a hurricane force wind ripped at her clothes, and she was whipped around and around until she appeared in front of a demon.
Angel talked to the demon for a while, and she figured out his name was Hashtak the Fourth-- and he wanted Angel to magically destroy a village named Fyre. "And," Angel questioned, "why the hell do you want me to do this?"
Hashtak replied, "You're magic. You saved the Earth like twice or something, and you met God."
Angel was in a reddish room that had one coffee table and two kiddy-sized chairs in the middle of the room. "Why do you care about me, and why aren't you burning me?" Angel asked. The demon replied, "Remember when you saved those humans from hell? Well, I was one of the demons that tried killing the lot of you."
Angel imediately pulled out her wand and aimed it at Hashtak's head.
Hashtak smiled and said, "You really might not want to do that... ReGnovok, Tenogu!" 2 HellHounds burst appeared out of thin air, and imediately started to bark and circle Angel. Their neon-blue eyes gazing in Angel's. The demon laughed, "Meet ReGnovok and Tenogu. Reg is the one with the one with the pack leader tiger stripes, and Tenogu is the one with the saber-teeth. Put away your wand, or I'll have Tenogu take it from you."
Angel slid her wand back into her purse, and tensed up.
"Burn the village and I won't have you killed two times in a row."
Angel stood up, took her chair and used the legs to slap Hashtak. Hashtak slid his hand against his cheek, and laughed maniacally as the dogs ran straight for Angel's throat. Angel thought of home, and she Defendated. She appeared in front of a familiar person...
Timmothy Jenkins
"Hi, Angel. Haven't seen you since the Reconstruction!" Timmothy Jenkins stated.
"What the heck?" Angel replied, dumbstruck. "I thought you died!"
"Why?"
"I don't know. In all the chaos... I just--"
"Shhhhhhhh."
"What are you doing?"
Tim slid his hand across Angel's cheek, and she slapped it off.
"I've got to tie up some loose ends now."
She Defendated away to Justin.
When she got there, she found Justin growling at something.
Ark
Lioness
Angel Wicker, a witch from France, is laying in her cabin on the Reminisce planet. The human race had to be repopulated and put on a different planet, and they were told not to disrupt the new Adam and Eve's findings. God said that Angel and the other suvivors would live eternally and be reborn unto their same family and ancestory.
Lynn Shield, one of the survivors that has a shield object, had a child with James Life, a man with a stone the ressurects organisms. The other 2 survivors (there are 5 survivors), a boy and a girl, are having a kid in 8 months.
Angel woke up from a horrible nightmare. She's had increasingly terrifying nightmares ever since she had to murder Nick Oak, the god of the Simulation Of Ultimate Life, SOUL. Angel has a boyfriend ghost named Justin Lordavem Riddleum. Justin is always inside Angel's soul, speaking when he's lonely, and Angel only has to think words and Justin will hear them.
"Yo, Angel," Justin said. Angel snapped out of her trance and thought, "Hey babe. I was just thinking about you."
"That's cool. You want me to tell you something?"
"Sure."
"There is a lioness not very far from here. She has 3 cubs, and the lioness is injured and the cubs are starving. You have magic that let's you heal and make food appear out of no where. Go, feed those organisms. And they might very well save your life, or might even come and live with you."
"Where are they?"
"In a cave close by the Funti River. The cave has rugged black walls and a nice, cozy Black Eagle nest. And you might want to obliterate the Black Eagles."
Angel pictured the moment, and Defendated (teleported.)
She appeared in front of a lioness that was growling lowly. Angel put her hand on the lioness' head and shushed her, "It's okay, go back to sleep. I'll help you." Angel pulled out her wand. It was a new one: titanium mixed with a diamond, a very powerful wand; the titanium is for the look, and the diamond is for the brute force power. She put the wand's tip on the lion's wound and muttered the spell. The wound instantly closed, and Angel flicked her wand towards the cubs and a huge, juicy Impala deer appeared on a silver platter.
She then flicked her wand at the Black Eagle nest and it exploded into flames. "There," Angel told the lioness, "you're healed, and your cubs and yourself have a big, juicy deer."
The lion got up and bowed to Angel, glanced at the cubs, and then walked toward the deer. "Angel," Justin erupted, "I sense that the lioness is an Ark." Angel stopped smiling and thought, "I don't fully understand Arks. What are they?"
"Arks are Guardians who have encased themselves inside a specific animal. And that isn't a lion. It's a Saber, you know, the Ice Age? Saber-Toothed Tiger."
Angel nodded. "And how," Angel asked, "can you 'sense' things?"
"I'm," Justin replied blankly, "a figment of your imagination. You actually sense it, because you're a witch. You talk to yourself, but you hear your thoughts as my voice. You are thinking these very words now. Goodbye, Angel."
And then his voice dissapeared without a trace. The Saber got up and bowed to Angel again, smiled, and winked. And the truth hit Angel like a wrecking ball hitting a dirt building. "You, the Saber-Toothed Tiger... You're Justin."
The Saber smiled again and started to lick the cubs. "Then why the hell are you a girl tiger?"
Justin the Saber-Toothed Tiger shrugged and started to eat the Impala. "And how did you have cubs if you're the only Saber-Toothed Tiger left?" Justin nodded toward a whiteboard that had lots of mathematical equations and arrows dotting around it, and right beside the whiteboard is a big portal frame with a purple spinning vortex. "You invented the fricking time machine?" Angel asked.
This time, Justin actually spoke, and his tiger voice was like Shaquille O'Neal's. "I actually took a human from a nearby village and dragged him here and forced him to make it. I just did all the math and figured out how to make a portal, and the human just build the portal frame."
"Fer reals?"
"Hell yeah. You should've seen me drag that guy up here. There was a Bengal Tiger that helped me, but only because he owed me. His name was Hakimoto-- it's like Chinese or something for 'fierce murderer.'"
"Cool."
Justin stared at Angel for a second and then went back to eating the Impala. "Do you still have any feelings for me?" Angel questioned.
"Oops, here comes another one of those teleporting waves again." Justin replied.
"What does that mean?"
"Well, its a type of invisible wave that teleports things to someplace. 'Tis how I ended up here..."
"Wha--"
Something like a hurricane wind slammed into Angel, and she was spinning around and around until she appeared sitting on a chair and there was a businessman in front of her.
Kane Gates
The man acted like nothing happened, and he spoke in a deep voice, "Hello, Angel Wicker. I see you want a job here. I'm Kane Gates, great-great-great grandson of Bill Gates. I'm pretty sure he made Google, the search engine..."
"Where exactly," Angel half-retorted, "am I getting a job at?"
"Well, the Gates' Google Technicianal Area-- or GGTA."
"I have magic... I don't need to be a technician to fix things."
"Oh, we know. That's why we picked you."
Angel screamed with her mouth closed. "You sent that teleportation wave?"
"See how good we Gates are? We made an EFFING teleportation wave-- now tell me that isn't impresive-- even for being a Gates kid."
Angel screamed with her mouth closed again. "So," Angel retorted, "I was illegally forced to come here, against my will, just so you could hire me to be a technician?"
"Egg-xactly," Kane said matter-of-factly. Angel snapped-- arose her hand and aimed it at Kane. She then yelled, "TORTUROUS MAXIMUM!" Kane's spinal cord immediately snapped in 5, his jaw broke, and his bank account was emptied into Angel's. Angel thought that an empty bank account for a Gates kid was like hell. Then Kane was lifted up and slammed against the ceiling 7 times, and, in the process, his arms, legs, and cranium snapped in half. Kane was then dropped back into his chair, which was set on fire, and the chair flipped over and crushed Kane in the process.
Angel got up, walked toward the door, and walked out-- while Kane's face was being burnt off.
Destroying a Village named Fyre
Angel walked out of the room like a boss.
She set all the cubicals aflame, and then summoned water demons to drown the place. Angel also emptied everyone's bank accounts in hers. But all in her fun, a hurricane force wind ripped at her clothes, and she was whipped around and around until she appeared in front of a demon.
Angel talked to the demon for a while, and she figured out his name was Hashtak the Fourth-- and he wanted Angel to magically destroy a village named Fyre. "And," Angel questioned, "why the hell do you want me to do this?"
Hashtak replied, "You're magic. You saved the Earth like twice or something, and you met God."
Angel was in a reddish room that had one coffee table and two kiddy-sized chairs in the middle of the room. "Why do you care about me, and why aren't you burning me?" Angel asked. The demon replied, "Remember when you saved those humans from hell? Well, I was one of the demons that tried killing the lot of you."
Angel imediately pulled out her wand and aimed it at Hashtak's head.
Hashtak smiled and said, "You really might not want to do that... ReGnovok, Tenogu!" 2 HellHounds burst appeared out of thin air, and imediately started to bark and circle Angel. Their neon-blue eyes gazing in Angel's. The demon laughed, "Meet ReGnovok and Tenogu. Reg is the one with the one with the pack leader tiger stripes, and Tenogu is the one with the saber-teeth. Put away your wand, or I'll have Tenogu take it from you."
Angel slid her wand back into her purse, and tensed up.
"Burn the village and I won't have you killed two times in a row."
Angel stood up, took her chair and used the legs to slap Hashtak. Hashtak slid his hand against his cheek, and laughed maniacally as the dogs ran straight for Angel's throat. Angel thought of home, and she Defendated. She appeared in front of a familiar person...
Timmothy Jenkins
"Hi, Angel. Haven't seen you since the Reconstruction!" Timmothy Jenkins stated.
"What the heck?" Angel replied, dumbstruck. "I thought you died!"
"Why?"
"I don't know. In all the chaos... I just--"
"Shhhhhhhh."
"What are you doing?"
Tim slid his hand across Angel's cheek, and she slapped it off.
"I've got to tie up some loose ends now."
She Defendated away to Justin.
When she got there, she found Justin growling at something.
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