NPCs & Enemies New Skeleton Merchant name

[Blake Jay]

I really like the references in the Skeleton Merchant’s possible names. I also like Phil Swift, a salesman, like Billy Mays, who is referenced by one or two of the possible Skeleton Merchant names.
My suggestion is “Shrill Grift”
Shrill means “a loud, piercing sound or screech”
Grift means “a bit of swindling”

 

[Sockmonkey367]

i would say "Femur Bona" Femur, as in the bone thing and kinda senior, and bona is just a rippoff of bone