WIP NPC Backstories

Nutella Fairy

Skeletron Prime
LE GUIDE

The guide is a former Terrarian who went on a quest to defeat Cthulhu. He successfully defeated the Butt Of Cthulhu, Nose of Cthulhu, and the much-feared Uvula of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu was at half-health, and decided to flee to the Underworld. After hours of chasing the Eye, Guidey gave up. While he was there, he met the Wall of Flesh. The Wall of Flesh was a very unattractive woman who had a not-so-secret crush on the guide. She said HEEEY GUIDEY, DO YA LIKE WAT U SEE? Stricken with fear, the Guide raced back up to the surface, quickly retired, and a couple minutes later met you... And the virtual curtain opens up to your eyes, allowing you to take control of the player.
Meanwhile, down in the Underworld, The Wall of Flesh was forcing her demon servants to knit cute little guide plushies to remember the Guide. She would have made them herself, if she had any hands.
Years later, You prepare to traverse the Underworld. You get there and see a demon carrying a Guide Plushie. You steal it from the demon and hurl the doll into lava. At the exact same time, the guide foolishly walks into a pool of lava, silly guide. His death is purely coincidental. The Wall of Flesh is furious about you destroying her doll and tries to murder you. The end.

LE STEAMPUNKER, suggested by Baluffalo

The Steampunker was a slave to the Wall of Flesh. After her defeat, the Wall needed a body to possess...
The Steampunker was happily hopping along to the player's home to greet him/her. Then, the Wall of Flesh's spirit was inside her. With her new body, the Wall went straight to work trying to rebuild a mechanical version of herself. She first built a massive metal leech, who she planned to build millions of other leeches based on it for her to spit out. She also created two mechanical eyes, for of course, her eyes.
She was almost finished building her new body, when a man walked in. He was the President of the Corruption, a true enemy of the Wall. He saw the almost finished mechanical wall, and sent out a barrage of cursed flames, cursing the leech, the eyes, and uncursing the Steampunker. (Curse+Curse= -Curse, ya know...) Upon the defeat of the leech, the eyes, or Skeletron Prime (who is a completely different story), the Steampunker will remember her promise to come live with you, and move in.
 
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