Baconfry
Terrarian
This suggestion is mostly me just goofing off, but I felt that it wasn't ridiculous enough to exclude entirely, so here goes.
Party Prize Machine
Sold by the Party Girl for 50 Gold.
Can be placed.
Party Ticket
Feed it to the Party Prize Machine for a random prize.
Sold by the Party Girl for 2 Silver. Only 10 sold per day.
Dropped (5%) from any enemy killed by a Party Bullet or while under the influence of Flask of Party.
Party Balloon
Sold by the Party Girl for 10 Copper.
Can be placed. Takes a random color.
Water Balloon
Crafted with Party Balloon at a water source.
Consumable
6 ranged damage
Explodes (AoE) when it hits something, and inflicts Wet.
Squeaky Hammer
1 melee damage
Insanely fast speed
Extremely weak knockback
25% hammer power
Makes an annoying squeaky noise whenever it hits something.
Rubber Chicken
20 melee damage
Fast speed
Strong knockback
Electric Handshake
13 magic damage
Insanely fast speed
2 mana
Extremely weak knockback
Shoots an extremely short-ranged discharge of sparks.
Slingshot
18 ranged damage
Fast speed
Weak knockback
Takes Water Balloons as ammo, giving significantly higher velocity.
It can fire things other than Water Balloons, such as...
Party Rock
8 ranged damage
Crafted: 1 Confetti, 20 Stone Block (makes 10)
And can also fire Acorns. 6 ranged damage. (Thanks for the idea, Molos... Derpo... um... Mudkip!)
Fisher of Fools
Works like a fishing pole, but doesn't actually hook anything, because a dollar bill is attached at the end instead of actual bait.Enemies target the bill instead of you. NPCs follow the bill.
Maracas
Works like a Bell.
Groucho Glasses
Equipable.
Party Hat
Equipable.
Giant Afro Wig
Equipable.
Propeller Beanie
Equipable.
2 defense.
Provides Featherfall.
Horse Head Mask
Equipable.
Squirt Flower
Equipable (accessory).
When hit, releases a stream of water that inflicts Wet.
Fake Throwup
Can be placed.
Whoopee Cushion
Can be placed.
No longer dropped by worm enemies.
Water Gun
No longer sold by the Traveling Merchant.
Beach Ball
No longer found in Water Chests.
Chinese Finger Trap
When selected in the hotbar and used, you can't switch to something else for 5 seconds.
Thrown consumable. When it hits an enemy, the affected enemy cannot use attacks that do not involve contact damage. For 20 seconds.
Only affects Fighter, Caster, Bat (because of Demons), and Snowman AI.
Bubble Gum
Buffs player with Bubble for 10 seconds. Cannot be used with buff hotkey.
Bubble(buff)
Player is surrounded by a pink bubble. When an enemy touches the bubble, the bubble explodes, canceling the buff and dealing 10 damage with insane knockback.
Party Cannon
Can be placed.
70 ranged damage, uses Confetti as ammo. Range is point blank.
Alligator Chew Toy
Summons a toothless alligator pet.
Giant Hamster Ball
Mount.
Increases jump height and lateral speed. Also damages enemies when it runs into them, exactly like a Minecart.
Sparkling Beverage
Consumable ranged weapon.
Autoswings, and after a random amount of time spent shaking it as if it were a melee weapon, it launches a stream of foam towards wherever the cursor happens to be at that moment.
30 ranged damage, pierces, and scores multiple hits.
So here are the chances that each prize will be won.
Squeaky Hammer: 1%
Rubber Chicken: 1%
Electric Handshake: 1%
Slingshot: 1%
Fisher of Fools: 1%
Squirt Flower: 1%
Whoopee Cushion: 1%
Water Gun: 1%
Maracas: 1%
Groucho Glasses: 0.5%
Horse Head Mask: 0.5%
Party Hat: 0.5%
Giant Afro Wig: 0.5%
Propeller Beanie: 0.5%
Party Cannon: 0.5%
Alligator Chew Toy: 0.5%
Giant Hamster Ball: 0.5%
Chinese Finger Trap (5-12): 12%
Beach Ball: 2%
Fake Throwup: 12%
Party Balloon (5-12): 12%
Sparkling Beverage (3-10): 12%
Bubble Gum (5-12): 12%
Confetti (5-12): 30%
And one more minor fix:
Party Prize Machine
Sold by the Party Girl for 50 Gold.
Can be placed.
Party Ticket
Feed it to the Party Prize Machine for a random prize.
Sold by the Party Girl for 2 Silver. Only 10 sold per day.
Dropped (5%) from any enemy killed by a Party Bullet or while under the influence of Flask of Party.
Party Balloon
Sold by the Party Girl for 10 Copper.
Can be placed. Takes a random color.
Water Balloon
Crafted with Party Balloon at a water source.
Consumable
6 ranged damage
Explodes (AoE) when it hits something, and inflicts Wet.
Squeaky Hammer
1 melee damage
Insanely fast speed
Extremely weak knockback
25% hammer power
Makes an annoying squeaky noise whenever it hits something.
Rubber Chicken
20 melee damage
Fast speed
Strong knockback
Electric Handshake
13 magic damage
Insanely fast speed
2 mana
Extremely weak knockback
Shoots an extremely short-ranged discharge of sparks.
Slingshot
18 ranged damage
Fast speed
Weak knockback
Takes Water Balloons as ammo, giving significantly higher velocity.
It can fire things other than Water Balloons, such as...
Party Rock
8 ranged damage
Crafted: 1 Confetti, 20 Stone Block (makes 10)
And can also fire Acorns. 6 ranged damage. (Thanks for the idea, Molos... Derpo... um... Mudkip!)
Fisher of Fools
Works like a fishing pole, but doesn't actually hook anything, because a dollar bill is attached at the end instead of actual bait.
Maracas
Works like a Bell.
Groucho Glasses
Equipable.
Party Hat
Equipable.
Giant Afro Wig
Equipable.
Propeller Beanie
Equipable.
2 defense.
Provides Featherfall.
Horse Head Mask
Equipable.
Squirt Flower
Equipable (accessory).
When hit, releases a stream of water that inflicts Wet.
Fake Throwup
Can be placed.
Whoopee Cushion
Can be placed.
No longer dropped by worm enemies.
Water Gun
No longer sold by the Traveling Merchant.
Beach Ball
No longer found in Water Chests.
Chinese Finger Trap
Thrown consumable. When it hits an enemy, the affected enemy cannot use attacks that do not involve contact damage. For 20 seconds.
Only affects Fighter, Caster, Bat (because of Demons), and Snowman AI.
Bubble Gum
Buffs player with Bubble for 10 seconds. Cannot be used with buff hotkey.
Bubble(buff)
Player is surrounded by a pink bubble. When an enemy touches the bubble, the bubble explodes, canceling the buff and dealing 10 damage with insane knockback.
Party Cannon
Can be placed.
70 ranged damage, uses Confetti as ammo. Range is point blank.
Alligator Chew Toy
Summons a toothless alligator pet.
Giant Hamster Ball
Mount.
Increases jump height and lateral speed. Also damages enemies when it runs into them, exactly like a Minecart.
Sparkling Beverage
Consumable ranged weapon.
Autoswings, and after a random amount of time spent shaking it as if it were a melee weapon, it launches a stream of foam towards wherever the cursor happens to be at that moment.
30 ranged damage, pierces, and scores multiple hits.
So here are the chances that each prize will be won.
Squeaky Hammer: 1%
Rubber Chicken: 1%
Electric Handshake: 1%
Slingshot: 1%
Fisher of Fools: 1%
Squirt Flower: 1%
Whoopee Cushion: 1%
Water Gun: 1%
Maracas: 1%
Groucho Glasses: 0.5%
Horse Head Mask: 0.5%
Party Hat: 0.5%
Giant Afro Wig: 0.5%
Propeller Beanie: 0.5%
Party Cannon: 0.5%
Alligator Chew Toy: 0.5%
Giant Hamster Ball: 0.5%
Chinese Finger Trap (5-12): 12%
Beach Ball: 2%
Fake Throwup: 12%
Party Balloon (5-12): 12%
Sparkling Beverage (3-10): 12%
Bubble Gum (5-12): 12%
Confetti (5-12): 30%
And one more minor fix:
Now what do you think?
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