neoselket
Ice Queen
when movies have the characters talk really quietly or in a whisper, so you can't tell what they're saying without subtitles. then you turn up the volume and suddenly there's an explosion that makes your ears bleed because you had the volume up to listen to the people. "dude, your microphone is supposed to be on!"
when people in movies answer a question with one or two words that don't make any sense just to sound cool.
"that's no ghost. that's gravity."
woah, gravity makes things fall? i thought it was the theory of relativity.
when people immediately assume all religion is bad because of the actions of one religion or a few religious people.
when people come to crazy conclusions about things based on absolutely no information at all, such as "you like dogs better than cats, which means you hate cats!" no, i like dogs better than cats, don't assume i mean something that's drastically different than what i said.
when people turn normal words or phrases into crude slang.
me: "hey bob, what's up?"
bob: "huehuehuehue, you said 'what's up'. huehuehuehue"
me:
the terrarian yoyo. first off, it isn't always the actual color of the terraria. second, it looks like an hourglass, not a yo yo. third, it costs $80. $80 bucks for a yoyo that doesn't even resemble the ingame one. NO THANKS.
how glasses get dirty when pretty much anything touches them, then when you try to clean it it just smears and it actually makes my eyes water when i look through dirty glasses.
when people in movies answer a question with one or two words that don't make any sense just to sound cool.
"that's no ghost. that's gravity."
woah, gravity makes things fall? i thought it was the theory of relativity.
when people immediately assume all religion is bad because of the actions of one religion or a few religious people.
when people come to crazy conclusions about things based on absolutely no information at all, such as "you like dogs better than cats, which means you hate cats!" no, i like dogs better than cats, don't assume i mean something that's drastically different than what i said.
when people turn normal words or phrases into crude slang.
me: "hey bob, what's up?"
bob: "huehuehuehue, you said 'what's up'. huehuehuehue"
me:
the terrarian yoyo. first off, it isn't always the actual color of the terraria. second, it looks like an hourglass, not a yo yo. third, it costs $80. $80 bucks for a yoyo that doesn't even resemble the ingame one. NO THANKS.
how glasses get dirty when pretty much anything touches them, then when you try to clean it it just smears and it actually makes my eyes water when i look through dirty glasses.