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Eats cereal with tiny little people that are so small and there are so many of them that they are pretty much a fluid.

When you pick them up in your spoon you can hear them scream ever so quietly. When your teeth mash them around your can feel them wriggling in terror. When your throat muscles squish you can hear their tiny bones crack. When they are melting in your stomach you can feel them desperately trying to climb to escape the acid.

But to no avail.

You buy them at your local supermarket for $1.50 a litre.

Sorry everybody.
 
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