Post your "Give me back my money Goblin!" moments

[plantszaza]

When I tried to reforge menacing, He gave me warding 3 times, it happened about 4 or five time now.
Should I be really complain about it?

 

[PulseFox]

I got half bad prefixes on my weapons, so i decided to up my recently got picksaw.
Godly
Godly
Demonic
Legendary
I stopped at legendary, cause it gave some speed to it.

 

[Morkovka]

I wanted the shoddy copper shortsword but goblin gave me legendary copper shortsword.

 

[DoctorMcDerp]

Hey, can you reforge my vampire knives. WHAT, IT COSTS THAT MUCH? Well, better get some good modifier on it. Wait, did you just give me damaged vampire knives?

 

[DialgaTheTimeLord]

My Nebula Fist. Worst reforge luck I've ever had.

EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot to mention that it's still not Mythical!

 

[TasThing]

While trying to get my SDMG to unreal:
.45 bad reforges
.20 good reforges I didn't want (like mythical)
.2 unreals THAT I DIDN'T NOTICE HAPPENED UNTIL I HIT REFORGE AGAIN
It took all that just to get my gun to unreal. That and about 200 platinum.

 

[DialgaTheTimeLord]

While trying to get my SDMG to unreal:
.45 bad reforges
.20 good reforges I didn't want (like mythical)
.2 unreals THAT I DIDN'T NOTICE HAPPENED UNTIL I HIT REFORGE AGAIN
It took all that just to get my gun to unreal. That and about 200 platinum.

Lol I know that feel

 

[IronTsunami]

I wasted 100-200 plat on trying to reforge the Terra Blade to Legendary with no luck. After I got the Meowmere, Terra Blade hit Legendary on the next reforge...

Goblin Troller

 

[Anth7150]

I was low on funds and I had a lethargic minishark. I had enough money to reforge it once, and what did I get? Lethargic...I sold my only 25 adamantite ore and I got demonic...this happened minutes before I typed this...

 

[bluehairedkid]

First Time Reforging
Gets a Broken Nights Edge

(its legendary now )

 

[plantszaza]

I spend a platinum on "Powerful Ice Bow" and got "Powerful Ice Bow"