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  1. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    This isn't the end of my poetic zest
    For now I'm going to take a request
    Not one, but any who ask.
    I'll be up for the task
    From snarky toasts
    To badass boasts.
    Today you enter my requesting lair
    So if anyone wants a poem, ask me if you dare.
    I'll keep writing on,
    Till my hands are dead and gone
    But a knock on your forum door
    Will reveal them as ghosts
    Here to hand you your poetic posts.
    And one thing
    For those who think it's exciting
    I can only take it one at a time
    To churn out your requested rhyme.

    So leave a request
    In the chat below
    And my magical hands
    Will give it in a mo.
     
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  2. MISSINGNO

    MISSINGNO Terrarian

    Backpack

    Like it
     
  3. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    Wat
     
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  4. MISSINGNO

    MISSINGNO Terrarian

    Insulting
     
  5. JoeReturns

    JoeReturns Terrarian

    I was reading some of your poems on your other thread, and they're great :D
     
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  6. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    Thanks joe.
    The Eater Of Worlds. Real name Joe.
    Likes to kick back and take it slow
    That's if he isn't nibbling on a royal fig
    For he's the king of all Guinea Pigs.
     
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  7. JoeReturns

    JoeReturns Terrarian

    That's awesome :D
     
  8. Arthurdigit

    Arthurdigit Terrarian

    Poem about Red pls :dryadgrin:
     
  9. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    You know that's only a taster compared to what I can REALLY do. :cool:
    --- Double Post Merged, Dec 30, 2014 ---
    Your wish will be granted.
     
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  10. JoeReturns

    JoeReturns Terrarian

    Well, it's a brilliant taster :)
     
  11. Arthurdigit

    Arthurdigit Terrarian

    Yeeeeah!
     
  12. VictorLes

    VictorLes The Destroyer

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  13. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    For @Artigit
    There are many gods
    In our Terrarian world.
    Being of such power
    That chaos unfurled
    The last time they cut loose
    And smited wrongdoers down
    So say your prayers
    If you make them frown.
    But the most powerful of them
    Is the almighty Red
    You anger him out of all people.
    He'll make you deader than dead
    And leave a crater where you are slain
    And the plants will regard it as their bane
    For none will grow again where he stood,
    Don't anger the main man
    Of the godly neighbourhood
    For his power is so great
    because you're too dumb to live
    No one will mourn your fate.
    But he's capable of creation
    Having created everything pure
    But everyone chipped in
    So now he's not so sure.
    Having created normality
    Don't question his power
    Or you'll end up a fatality.
    In less than an hour.
    --- Double Post Merged, Dec 30, 2014 ---
    Another wish I'll happily grant. :p
     
  14. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    There's one man who will send you to the fade
    Between life and death
    With a green phaseblade
    And as you recoil
    At what you've found
    Fruitbat will be putting
    You in the ground.
    But that's only if you anger him
    He's quite a nice fella
    A follower of the rule of cool
    But defeat he will spell ya.
    Chilling with his friends,
    Being fun personified
    For his greatness never ends.
    His name is Fruitbat
    Get used to that name.
    For if you meet him yourself,
    You will never be the same.

    For @Victorles
     
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  15. CraftedNightmare Here!

    CraftedNightmare Here! Official Terrarian

    Can you do a poem about me?
     
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  16. Scrubow Gamer

    Scrubow Gamer Official Terrarian

    Do a poem about my avatar please good sir.
     
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  17. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    In a bit gentlemen. I've just risen from my pit.
     
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  18. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    For @Craftamus Nightmarisite

    No one is safe
    From a particular wraith
    As blocking out the sun
    Is his idea of fun
    So darkness reigns
    Once and for all
    Wishing to find the hallow
    And make it fall
    Into despair and chaos
    So they wouldn't stop him
    But even if they could
    The chances were slim
    He brings chaos, death and fright
    He's the dreaded @Craftamus Nightmarisite
     
  19. Qui Devorat

    Qui Devorat Terrarian

    For @Shadow gamer

    Look at him strut his funky stuff
    Everyone would got tired by now
    But he never has enough
    He's the dancing rival
    To dansen milt
    But he can do his little tricks
    Without drinks spilt.
    Or holes burned in a dance floor
    Because his dance hates friction more
    So give this little banana a chance
    And let him do his banana dance,
    He got a job in Broadway
    but they kicked him out
    The guy had this to say
    "No bananas you lout."
    But sadness came to joy
    In this latest ploy
    As now TCF's given him a chance
    To let him do his banana dance.
     
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  20. Fruitbat

    Fruitbat Terrarian

    You're pretty good
    Even though that's a pretty generic poem but I like it
     
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